Stop Teasing Me!
The supreme deliciousness known as In-N-Out is on the cover of Paper Magazine. Oh, and Lily Allen is on the cover too. She probably didn't even take a bite out of that shit. She just posed with it and then threw it in the garbage. It's not right. It's not okay.
Lily also had an interview with the magazine. But who cares about that?! Well, in case you do, here's bits of it. Read that shit while I lick my computer screen.
Lily on drugs: "I'm not gonna say I'm never gonna do drugs again. I just know I'm not a good person on drugs."Lily on being drunk as fuck during an awards show: "I can't believe I got in that state...Because it is totally not in my repertoire to do something like that. I'm actually a bit of control freak"
Lily on music: "I wake up every day and think I'm actually pretty bad at it. I work hard at getting better. But if this record flops, I'll probably go back to school. I've always liked architecture."
I've had enough! Will someone please just Fed-Ex me a double double! I don't care if it's moldy or covered in E. coli. I've eaten worse!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 4:34pm.
I'd go a hundred miles for a Sonic ChzBrgr with jalapenos of course...
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Have your tried Sonic's Angus burgers?
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@Momus,
That is the one I went to...sad. It was the 1000 Isle sauce. But went to Capuros (now Lous) so that made up for some of that disaster. LOL. I really lived it up on that trip to the All Star game. Stayed at the Fairmont, got to walk everywhere going to...but always had to cab it back. Could not get up the hill on either the Mason side or the California side. Thought I would stroke out halfways up.
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I love In n Out! The burger joint is good too.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I'd go a hundred miles for a Sonic ChzBrgr with jalapenos of course...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 4:22pm.
Where did you go?
The In-n-Out on Jefferson in the Marina District is wonderful.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 7:22pm.
Last yr I was visiting SFO and decided that I really missed The In-n-Outs. I mean REALLY missed them. Cost me $55 total to get one. Took that first bite and YUCK! Threw out the burger, ate the fries...
$ 5 In-n-Out
$10 Cab to get to said burger joint
$40 Limo up to Fairmont cause I could NOT find a cab.
Fucking Idiot...
Anyways ALL-American on Long Island is WAY better, with way more options also.
Submitted by NaNoop on August 20, 2008 - 7:18pm.
The last time I was in the drive- thru portal I was watching as the burgers were being tended to and I couldn't BELIEVE the amount of what I suspect is seasoned salt being poured on the meat. I got skeert, but just "forgot" when it was time to eat. I think they season the sh*t outta the meat and hence it has tons of flavor, very salty.
GuaranFUCKINGtee there's MSG (in one form or another) in there.
Submitted by EnvI on August 20, 2008 - 4:11pm.
if the bitch becomes an architect, i'm officially retiring from the profession. I swear.
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If she becomes an architect, I will never have worry about finding clients again.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Last yr I was visiting SFO and decided that I really missed The In-n-Outs. I mean REALLY missed them. Cost me $55 total to get one. Took that first bite and YUCK! Threw out the burger, ate the fries...
$ 5 In-n-Out
$10 Cab to get to said burger joint
$40 Limo up to Fairmont cause I could NOT find a cab.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
I've never seen this shit but my tummy starts singing the "Diarrhea Song" every time you Yanks talk about it.
As for Lily. That's the "Fashion Issue"? Really?
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by EnvI on August 20, 2008 - 7:11pm.
if the bitch becomes an architect, i'm officially retiring from the profession. I swear.
Common, she already is! She's working on her greatest project yet: the dissembly and slow destruction of her own pathetic career.
In and Out is the shiz. It's so freaking good I'll sit in a drive thru for 20 minutes cutting my lunch time in half just to have some of that yummy goodness.
I'm really not sure how their burger could taste SOOOO radically different from a standard burger unless some weird chemicals are added, or a different cooking method like steaming, or god forbid, frying in butter. I'm a total skeptic on this one. The burger she's holding doesn't look particularly appetizing to me.
The last time I was in the drive- thru portal I was watching as the burgers were being tended to and I couldn't BELIEVE the amount of what I suspect is seasoned salt being poured on the meat. I got skeert, but just "forgot" when it was time to eat. I think they season the sh*t outta the meat and hence it has tons of flavor, very salty.
has anyone tried to Fedex MK the damn burger? someone should!
ok goodnight little whores! be good!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Submitted by fuzzyslippers on August 20, 2008 - 6:45pm.
Heh. I live in Illinois, so I'm pretty much always like "wtf is the big deal about In-N-Out".
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Ahhhh, a fellow Midwesterner who doesn't understand what the fuss is about. I'm glad I am not the only one. (Indiana here, but I attend school in IL.)
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Oh, MK!!! Not to rub it in, but we live within 5 minutes of TWO In N Outs, one in each direction. I feel for ya, it wouldn't be nice not to have even just one within driving distance :(
Sensimina--BITE YOUR TONGUE!!! In and out are by far the best burgers ever! they put grilled onions on and a special sauce...
MK If I could I would FEdex over night you one, really I would!!
If she didn't feel the need to explain herself every 5 seconds, she might be marginally more interesting. SHUT YOUR CAKE HOLE!!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Mmmmmm, glutton burger.
Lily's hair looks ridiculous.
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if the bitch becomes an architect, i'm officially retiring from the profession. I swear.
Please MK dont ban me for saying this ;) but Ive never understood the fascination with In N Out Burger. I think the Mom and Pop burger joints have much better burgers. As far as chains go, the tragedy is Wendy's retired their big bacon classic lol
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I'm really not sure how their burger could taste SOOOO radically different from a standard burger unless some weird chemicals are added, or a different cooking method like steaming, or god forbid, frying in butter. I'm a total skeptic on this one. The burger she's holding doesn't look particularly appetizing to me.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Love that blue nailpolish color! Can't stand her though. She projects herself as someone trying way too hard to be "cool".
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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Yeah snow...its been a few years for me too..lol. Like 16 years!! WHOA!!!
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ooh shari-est....its called ANIMAL STYLE!!! lol...i havent had it, but i hear its great! :D
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Heh. I live in Illinois, so I'm pretty much always like "wtf is the big deal about In-N-Out".
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"Blinding me, he song remains reminding me,
He's a bandit and a heartbreaker,
Oh but Jesus was a crossmaker" - Judee Sill
Nova: it's been many many years since I was in HS. ;) I think they phased them out or something.
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Hmmm snow...thats curious!! When i was in upstate New York there werent any...and when i was in Daytona Beach, FL...there werent any there either. I was soooo sad. But HELL..everywhere seems to have burger king's and wendys. lol.
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I say "eh" to the In and Out craziness. It's okay. Their neapolitan shake is pretty rad though and my son LOVES the one that is just meat and cheese with no bread or anything (secret menu item).
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Submitted by mike on August 20, 2008 - 6:04pm.
"I agree. I had it, and it was decent fast food, but every region has an above average fast food joint."
Exactly. It's not terrible, but I don't ever have cravings for it. And seeing Lily Allen with it, makes me want it even less.. she's not exactly a spokesperson for being in shape or healthy.
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Submitted by BeBe_Kitten on August 20, 2008 - 5:59pm.
I agree. I had it, and it was decent fast food, but every region has an above average fast food joint.
Nova: I know we USED to have Jack in the Box cuz someone got shot in the one by me in HS!
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"Blame it on the London air!"
Lily on being drunk as fuck during an awards show: "I can't believe I got in that state...Because it is totally not in my repertoire to do something like that. I'm actually a bit of control freak"
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Is that what you were yelling at the French chick the other night as you were trying to punch her?
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I just got this issue in the mail today! I was like "ew, who's that??".. figures. As for In-n-Out, I've had it and I really don't get all the fuss over it. It tasted dry and icky to me.. of course my friend said it was because I didn't have the "special sauce" on it. If it's that good, it should need any magic sauce on it. Which BTW, just looked and smelled like Russian dressing to me. Yuck :/ I'd rather have Carl's JR. or Green Burrito..if I have to eat fast food lol! I'm surprised NYC doesn't have any of the west coast burger spots yet. People love cheapo food so it's not like it could ever fail, regardless of where you open it.
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In N Out!
In N Out!
Thats what a hamburger's
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You guys should TOTALLY open an in-n-out over there on the eastside...you would make total BANK!! I feel so bad for you guys...last time i was over on your side of the states, i was hating the fact that there was NO jack-n-the-box either....now THATS craptastic!!
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Lily, vous êtes un imbécile!
(don't know the French word for asshole)
Way to taint the awesomeness of In-N-Out, you whorebag bitch!
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In-and-Out...because as soon as you put that sh** in it will immedietly come spewing out your a**.
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She even thinks she's bad @ music. She's such a HACK! Anywho, In 'n' Out is delicious, MK...I'll try to mail you some as soon as I can!
Your face!
Submitted by kendrajayne on August 20, 2008 - 5:38pm.
Will you PLEASE, for the LOVE OF GOD, stop talking about In-N-Out. I haven't had a double double in like nine months and I am going through withdrawals. Just when I forget about them, you bring them up. Stop toying with my emotions! :*(
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I got you beat, babe. I haven't had In-N-Out for 14 YEARS. I hate living on the East Coast. Hey, MK, lets pool our pitiful resources and start a franchise of In-N-Out in NYC. We will be wealthy in a matter of months, or dead from eating those fabulous burgers 24/7.
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"Hell ain't SHIT!" Stinkmeaner from "The Boondocks"
I'm shocked Paper is still being published.
Lilly Allan sings?! Well, I'll be...who knew? I thought she just walked around London high/drunk off her ass and trying to beat bitches down 24-7...oh wait! That's Amy Winehouse.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Nova: see, people just like to laugh at me. Now I want one too!
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Man Id hit it and then take that In-and-Out burger from her. I havent had a double double in 2 years and burgers has never been the same ever since.
Nova and snow...YES, it's double meat and double cheese. Hell yeah!!
Snow....What?? But in-n-out does a special no meat burger...its basically all the other stuff, without the pattie. I hear its great too!!
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Bright side....NO BABIES IN THIS POST!!!
Thanks MK! smooches!
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