Matt Damon Had A Baby
Well, not Matt Damon himself, but his wifey had a baby. You know what I mean! People confirms that Matt's wife, Luciana, popped out their second baby in Miami today. They named her Gia Zavala. So she's either going to be a mobster's wife, a tough-talking manicurist or a troubled supermodel.
Matt's spokesbitch said, "Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl." Just add another chick to the Damon household. They already have two daughters, Isabella and Alexia.
Congrats to these two pieces of boiled broccoli! At least new baby Gia will sleep well since she's living in the most boring house in America.
And you already know how I'm going to end this post. MORE BABIES!!! I'm seriously going to open my window and scream, "BABIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. RUN!!!"