Matt Damon Had A Baby
Well, not Matt Damon himself, but his wifey had a baby. You know what I mean! People confirms that Matt's wife, Luciana, popped out their second baby in Miami today. They named her Gia Zavala. So she's either going to be a mobster's wife, a tough-talking manicurist or a troubled supermodel.
Matt's spokesbitch said, "Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl." Just add another chick to the Damon household. They already have two daughters, Isabella and Alexia.
Congrats to these two pieces of boiled broccoli! At least new baby Gia will sleep well since she's living in the most boring house in America.
And you already know how I'm going to end this post. MORE BABIES!!! I'm seriously going to open my window and scream, "BABIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. RUN!!!"
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parissucksliterally, u know when something that disturbing is dropped by people I know, or whatever, the 1st thing and probably the only thing i say is: viejo avísame! antes de tirar una vaina así!, esto es demasiado y es demasiado temprano aún, necesito par de tragos!, as in: dude, u need to give me a hint before throwing/dropping that messed-up shit like that! it's still too early and i need a few drinks 1st!.
that being said: Jesus fucking Christ! (sorry Jesus is not personal, i love u) I do admit i am shocked..not at the double-gay-life-living stuff, but at the anus etc etc., ...500,000 it's pity money..coño! que te partan el culo de esa forma...carajo! no son formas!...medio millón (y no de copias no) OBLIGAOOO just for medical care and 5 million as hush money would do it, he could throw a blow-job for will for old-time-sake and sayonara.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Did anyone see THIS?
Holy wow, meninab1; that's one explosive accusation!! rapist blind alleged reveal? http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2008/08/in-box.html
Kenneth,
I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
To set the record straight, it wasn't rape, it was more of rough play that the two played on many occasions. It got out of hand and Will didn't stop. He's not a rapist but he and his wife both live a life filled with lies. They don't have sex with each other or in thier home. They live in Hidden Hills but they have a seperate home in nearby Agoura Hills just for sex with others. If this world were more accepting of gay people, I think Will and Jada would be living happy, honest lives with other people. On a final note, I was one of Will's boyfriends for a while. I think we all get a max of 4 months and then he moves on.
Kevin
Extra info:
The City of Hidden Hills is nestled between the western foothills of the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County and the Ventura County line, California.
8:10 PM
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
Ps: ...lets get rid off the annoying multi-language bitch, it's truly getting on my nerves already, makes me wanna kill someone and that ain't cool.
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
more women? wtf!? wayyyy too many bitches already, people need to FUCK their way to baby-boys land!, we need more men, a demás como diablos voy a asaltar cunas cuando 'te en mis 'tá? O SEA!! menoresssss!!!
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P.H.: 'Dis is Egyptian Cotton, mudday-fuk... 2-20 thread. 'Dis is half your shitty-ass paycheck.
J.S.: You wouldn't know Egyptian cotton if Pharaoh himself gave it to you, you knock-off wearing motherfucker
Submitted by dementa on August 21, 2008 - 12:00am.
I love the Gia movie and I say it proudly....Aj I may have my reservations but the movie was golden.
Madonna the name, just cause who it belongs to is tainted. I think and this is just my humble opinion that calling someone Madonna means you love the "lucky star" Not the same to me but am a crazy bitch.
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vanyvrgs, ah my mistake. Well, Gia is still a pretty and legit name, not anyone's fault it was tainted by that movie.
I have the same problem with Madonna. She ruined such a pretty name for at least three generations!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:28pm.
Hi Vany! Hurrah America!
HI darling. Hey to America, blah to the scientology ass lovers not cause I do not love people who love ass (Will) just those who hate to admit who they are (will).____________________________________________
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(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
복수할꺼야.. 횽아 화났다아아아!!!
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MK, you are absolutely right about too many babies! Overpopulation is what will cause the end of our planet
....I vote for stupidity, too many dumbasses, and they breed like roaches!
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Gia is fun
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Submitted by dementa on August 20, 2008 - 11:32pm.
Wife is hispanic not Italian, she is from Argentina. ____________________________________________
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Gia is a pretty name for a baby, certainly more so than the crazy names most Hollywood people give their spawn. It's a variant of Gianna, which is the Italian form of "Jane."
Since Damon's wife is Italian, it probably has absolutely nothing to do with Angie.
And here's something for people who love babies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXXm696UbKY
And an evil baby. I'm thinking asbout making her laugh a ringtone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXNnJE6gNEk
parissuckslit, that doesn't surprise me one bit. I thought it was Will from the get-go...
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:23pm.
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Yeah, that's why I don't tend to idolize celebs anymore - that and I'm too old for that stuff now, lol. You never know what kind of person they really are behind closed doors and most times, their public persona is a front. It's sad that nobody keeps it real in Hollywood, but than again, that's the land of make believe so I guess that would be asking too much, lol.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Gia?????
A fucked up movie about a fucked up skank played by a more fucked skank.Well what does on expect out of one Matthew PAIGE Damon????
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Hi Vany! Hurrah America!
The scene in "Good Will Hunting" when Matt Damon cries to Robin Williams still brings me to tears....sigh
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:02pm.
Not surprised about this story. And The Americans just won gold which is better than Will getting fucked. ____________________________________________
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I agree QC, it is not enough....it probably is in addition to covering all medical bills, etc....Will seems like such a good guy...ah, these people are all about their images...most of the time they wind up to be nightmares in real life.
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:11pm.
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It probably is. I remember Will saying that he had to have a double do some of his more risque scenes (even his tame male on male kissing scene) in "Six Degrees of Separation" because he was afraid people in the black community/hip hop would say that he was gay. Then he followed that up by saying that if he could go back and do all those things again, he would and he'd do it himself this time. Closeted homosexuals tend to be homophobes so there you go. But at least once he got older, he started dropping hints of his gayness...it's ashame what he did to that guy, though. $500,000 is NOT enough for that kind of crime.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Damn, I suck, Hello PSl, Ms. Kravitz, everyone....
Watching the volleyball Olympic game.....Damn the game is close. I played pro back in college and I can see China beating us, China? Yep, I AM still drunk. AND Still can't get my computer to work WITH me......
_Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 10:49pm.
Oh damn, sorry for that....
wow, I haven;t doubled posted in a long time.....
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
right QC? I wonder if it is authentic......
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
(′∀｀*) 여기는 조센징이 점령한다! 모두 나에게 무릎을 꿇어라!
when i was a high scool student, i saw a traffic accdent in the street. it was very terrible. a little girl crashed into a riding motocycle and she flew over and then fell down. she didn't move and she didn't speak. lt looked like she lost consciousness. when i was a student, i went to famous chinese restaurant with my friends. we were very hungry . so we ordered many dishes in short. i have attemped to bungee jumpping on a trip. but my first attempt came to a failure. i prefer mountain more then ocean especialy at summer. i think climbing mountain is very exciting. いまから じこしょうかいを します さいごに わたしの じこしょうかいを さいごまで きいていただいて ありがとうございました かおりちゃんのピアノ演奏会の時の写真はとても可愛いです。私が見た日本の女の子の中にはかおりちゃんが一番可愛いと思います！啊，我是法学专业的。我爱听的歌就是 ‘月亮代表我的心’Ich kann noch nicht so gut Deutsch, aber ich hoffe, dass du mir bald eine Antwort schreibst. Das Hähnchen, das Sie letztemal ausgegeben haben, hat's mir sehr gut geschmeckt. لن انسى اسرتي المساعددائما و صديقي المهم الى الابد احبك يا جدتي السلام عليكم ورحمة الله وبركاته Bien que mon français ne soit pas parfait pour l’instant, je vais accueillir les clients, dans le proche futur, avec mon français bien amélioré et avec plus de satisfactions.Seguis ahi en la ciudad trabajando??
조센징을 우습게보지마! (`∀`*)
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 11:02pm.
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Wow! Not surprising though - the DL lifestyle is very prevalent in Hollywood.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Did anyone see THIS?
Holy wow, meninab1; that's one explosive accusation!! rapist blind alleged reveal? http://www.kennethinthe212.com/2008/08/in-box.html
Kenneth,
I read your story about the closeted actor who raped a former boyfriend. All of the names listed were wrong, it was actually Will Smith. You and Page 6 were wrong about some of the other details as well. The former boyfriend did report Will to the Lost Hills Sherrifs Department. The payoff was done to keep him from pressing charges. The charges were indeed dropped. The former boyfriend also needed surgery because his anus had a small split called a fisure after the incident.
To set the record straight, it wasn't rape, it was more of rough play that the two played on many occasions. It got out of hand and Will didn't stop. He's not a rapist but he and his wife both live a life filled with lies. They don't have sex with each other or in thier home. They live in Hidden Hills but they have a seperate home in nearby Agoura Hills just for sex with others. If this world were more accepting of gay people, I think Will and Jada would be living happy, honest lives with other people. On a final note, I was one of Will's boyfriends for a while. I think we all get a max of 4 months and then he moves on.
Kevin
Extra info:
The City of Hidden Hills is nestled between the western foothills of the San Fernando Valley in Los Angeles County and the Ventura County line, California.
8:10 PM
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
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Gush gush
I lurve babies.
Damn these dried up eggs of mine!
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When you bait us, we attack. It's our fucking job.
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vany, that's not a doll. It's a portrait of my Real Ginger Baby. Eepy-cray!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 10:39pm
Islandgirl, About your avie...dolls freak me out, just as much as standing dead drug dealers and/or celebrity babies...
(that was on topic) Off topic, my deniro avie is back, WTF? I will try again but after 3 or 6 mojitos.. I may not be successful.. ____________________________________________
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If they wanted to name the kid after a character played by Angie, couldn't they have picked "Loving Mother". That's Academy Award level acting.
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MK, it's so good to see you're feeling better. Your acerbic, acidic wit is back on track. I love you so....
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OK, vany it is. And DonQ... yum.
*updates grocery list*
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
James Haven must call it a night. Beauty rest is essential for good skin!
It was good to see everyone MuAh!
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Deb, in keeping with all this Olympic fuckery: Stoli is the Breakfast of Champions. Take that, Michael Phelps. I KID!!!
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 10:29pm.
Just call me vany. And I love stoli but tonite the winner was DonQ.
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Vany,
I always miss you! Don't cry! I love your wit and scary smart wisdom...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 10:27pm.
Damn, I was hoping you missed me *cries* As for my av, I changed it in tribute to Deniro for his b-day and I have not been able to change it back, my computer is on the fritz and right now I got no avie...waiting for it to change. Aince his B-day three days ago I keep on chaging it back, no luck. Then again my laptop is circa 1998.
OT -- Got nothing bad to say about Damon having kids or Gia the movie. ____________________________________________
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Submitted by islandgirl on August 20, 2008 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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Hi vanyvrgs, I'm running a close second. Stoli is my new bitch.
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Since I have to live booze vicariously....I say Hooray! For Jose and For Stoli and For Jim B and For Absolute and well, you all get the picture...LOL.!
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parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 10:28pm
I know which one you're referring to.
NASA needed some fly swatters.
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 20, 2008 - 10:23pm.
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Hi vanyvrgs, I'm running a close second. Stoli is my new bitch.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Bradiful, it was about FLIES that go to the moon with Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin. Good cast doing the voices, but sheeeeeeeeesh.......the movie sucked ass.
Gia is a pretty name, and I like Matt Damon. I was never fucking Matt Damon, but I have always liked him- great smile on that guy! Also, I think he is a good actor....
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
Vany, I miss your ass.......the avie!
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parissucksliterally on August 20, 2008 - 10:23pm
hahahahahaha, your review gets two thumbs up!
What type, besides shitatstic, of movie is it?
vanyvrgs, Hi Ho! Cheers!
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Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Hi mofos, I have no idea what you are talking about since am drunkl but I just wanted to say hello. ____________________________________________
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hello everyone.....
do NOT see "Fly Me To The Moon"- they should have named it "Shoot Me In The Head".....the 3D was the only thing that makes this movie tolerable...
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I have never been so insulted in all my life
I could swallow the sea to wash down all this pride
-Fiona Apple "Sleep to Dream"
James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 10:18pm
Lock your doors, Roseanne is coming for you and your little pink tutu too....
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Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 10:44pm.
I am a doofus.
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James Haven was confused, Deb. But he thought it was the three Green Apple Martini's he had at dinner!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 10:43pm.
James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 10:08pm
JAMESYPOO!!!!!
SMOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!
So, I am guessing the household is in shambles, The Brad locks himself in a closet with two cell phones and a laptop AND your sister at this point should be wandering the halls reciting a quasi biblical + old diary entries speak.
ps. I am looking forward to The Brad's new movie, seriously, it looks funny as shit.
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Well Bradi, Brangie would love for you all to believe they have no hired help (James Haven of course works for free) however, they just hired Lupe and Lupita to care for the children, after James Haven packed up and headed for the States.
James Haven can't wait for it either, so he can throw Raisinettes at the screen!
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