Matt Damon Had A Baby
Well, not Matt Damon himself, but his wifey had a baby. You know what I mean! People confirms that Matt's wife, Luciana, popped out their second baby in Miami today. They named her Gia Zavala. So she's either going to be a mobster's wife, a tough-talking manicurist or a troubled supermodel.
Matt's spokesbitch said, "Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl." Just add another chick to the Damon household. They already have two daughters, Isabella and Alexia.
Congrats to these two pieces of boiled broccoli! At least new baby Gia will sleep well since she's living in the most boring house in America.
And you already know how I'm going to end this post. MORE BABIES!!! I'm seriously going to open my window and scream, "BABIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. RUN!!!"
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James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 10:08pm
JAMESYPOO!!!!!
SMOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!
So, I am guessing the household is in shambles, The Brad locks himself in a closet with two cell phones and a laptop AND your sister at this point should be wandering the halls reciting a quasi biblical + old diary entries speak.
ps. I am looking forward to The Brad's new movie, seriously, it looks funny as shit.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by lovehaight on August 20, 2008 - 9:18pm.
all this baby talk is not what u wanna hear when hoping u get your period...
NO BABIES!!!
Hahaha...I think every girl has had that "pregnancy scare" it's probably the only time in our lives when we are elated to have Aunt Flo come to town.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 20, 2008 - 10:35pm.
Bradi! SmOOches! Long time no see! 0)0
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Gia Damon?
Well, it isn't some fruit, denim, season or day of the week.
I will say CONGRATS.
I never see them, I did not know the names of their kids and will forget them by tomorrow,
so boring household = kudos from me.
And they have a little Leo in the family.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on August 20, 2008 - 10:11pm.
Procreation is an option.
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And there are those who should "opt" not to! ;)
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on August 20, 2008 - 9:41pm.
Procreation is an option.
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Much too readily available for some..
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Yes, ees gud. Now, if you pees shut mouf, we say nice prayer to God.
Doesn't James Hav er Angie look beautiful in that poster?
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Procreation is an option.
Enough said.
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Submitted by Ella on August 20, 2008 - 9:20pm.
I used to have the biggest crush on Matt Damon.
Now I don't give a sh!t... oh well.
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Hahaha!! That about sums it up. :-)
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by DJ Holly Rock on August 20, 2008 - 9:39pm.
That sort of sucks...my daughter's name is Gia. My husband is from Italy and our daughter is named after his mother. I loved the name because it is unique...but not for long, I guess. Everybody is going to be naming their kids Gia now.
My avatar is a picture of my daughter, Gia. She was DJ Lance Rock for Halloween last year.
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You're daughter looks a-dorable Holly! Gia is James Haven's favorite name. He told Angie she should name Vivienne, Gia but she's acting all French now and wouldn't go for it!
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I used to have the biggest crush on Matt Damon.
Now I don't give a sh!t... oh well.
all this baby talk is not what u wanna hear when hoping u get your period...
NO BABIES!!!
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That sort of sucks...my daughter's name is Gia. My husband is from Italy and our daughter is named after his mother. I loved the name because it is unique...but not for long, I guess. Everybody is going to be naming their kids Gia now.
My avatar is a picture of my daughter, Gia. She was DJ Lance Rock for Halloween last year.
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:47pm.
Hello Socky! MuAh!
Long time no see how are you?
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*blushing* *deep sigh* *batting sock monkey eyelashes* Uh..I'm doing great. We really miss you, James Haven. It's nice to see you, too! *swoon*
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
MK, you are absolutely right about too many babies! Overpopulation is what will cause the end of our planet!
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 5:45pm.
We all miss you. *SMOOCHES* And, we never get to hear from you very often. When you do arrive, we all want our turn with you.
See, you're much more popular than Brad-bitch. ;)
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:46pm.
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*does an Irish jig* Yay, I have a chance with the funniest bitch in Hollywood!
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
LOL
Nice to see you J.H
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 20, 2008 - 8:57pm.
Hello Socky! MuAh!
Long time no see how are you?
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:39pm.
James, I'm still here = same old rut :)
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Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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LOL! Will you marry me?
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James Haven would love to settle down someday!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Is James Haven angry with Momus?
*tear slowly rolls down right cheek* :(
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Never! SmOOches!
It's just that this thread is moving faster then Winona Ryder through Neiman Marcus!
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 20, 2008 - 9:07pm.
*wonders to self what James Haven thought of Rosie's blog post*
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So glad you asked, xxyxz! James Haven has PLENTY to say about it. Angie was madder then Rosie O'Donnell at Outbacks after hearing they ran out of Buffalo Strips!
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Is James Haven angry with Momus?
*tear slowly rolls down right cheek* :(
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Submitted by mike on August 20, 2008 - 8:58pm.
mike!!! MuAh!
So good to see you! How has your summer been? James Haven has been keeping busy, although he lost that gig with Insane Clown Posse, his MaryKay business is still going strong!
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*wonders to self what James Haven thought of Rosie's blog post*
Submitted by Hekki on August 20, 2008 - 8:45pm.
James Haven: I met a baby named Haven James last week and the mother was saying how unusual people were finding his name and had no idea why I was smiling so hard.
Can you explain why your sister loves baby names that end in "x"?
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Hmmmm Hekki, was this woman about 5'8", blond, with a nervous eye twitch? If not, nevermind.
As for Angie and her "X's" well, James Haven suspects it has to do with Angie's "dark" side. He can't be sure, but considering that she wore a vial of blood, drank blood, has a vampire bat as a pet and keeps a chainsaw by her bed, one never knows!
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I refuse to drink any more water for the rest of the day...
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how YOU doin'?
I wiki'd Matt Damon, and apparently his middle name is Paige.
I guess it could be worse, it could have been Tiffani with an i.
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"You're a tool. And do you know why? It's because you're a ginge, Fintan. A dirty, freckly ginge."
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:07pm.
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LOL! Will you marry me?
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
@JH,
Maybe if you dressed up like Pete Burns, Gavin would be open to a reconciliation...I know I would, if your freebird landed on my porch, I would cuddle you up with tons of smOOtches.
All these babies...makes me want to go to the animal shelter and snag me a pet!
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 20, 2008 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 8:21pm.
No, you are probably right, but it would be a kick ass name to play in celebrity baby name Scrabble.
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I kinda like to sound of Gia Trump (Gee, a trump). ;)
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Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 20, 2008 - 5:30pm.
Cool. Upgrade!
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 20, 2008 - 8:26pm.
The first kid was from another relationship. She already had the kid and was a bartender when Damon met her. Larson's idol.
James Haven, I haven't seen you in a coon's age! How are you? Our bromance was wilting on the vine from lack of attention.
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 8:23pm.
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*opening door to hamper* *whispering* Pssst! Hi! James Haven! Uh...Can I borrow your pink Vespa? Nice to see you! *sock monkey hug & smooch*
ON T: I like the name Isabella & Gia.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I'm thinking his wife had a whole lot of input into all 3 names.
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Submitted by mike on August 20, 2008 - 7:37pm.
Matt Damon seems like an okay guy, but I could seriously do without knowing that he had another kid.
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co-signed.
& ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ...
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 20, 2008 - 8:37pm.
You're welcome and SmOOches Evil!
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 20, 2008 - 8:40pm.
Evenin' Deb!
Gwennie's husband is very jealous of James Haven! James Haven and Gwen dated back in the day and James Haven broke her heart. It was a bad breakup. Gwen can be very needy. James Haven thinks it comes from wearing all that clown makeup, which is one of the reasons they broke up.
James Haven ruined many a pricey shirt with all that crap she packs on. James Haven couldn't go out the door without Gwen following him. James Haven is a free bird type of guy and can't be held down!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 8:21pm.
No, you are probably right, but it would be a kick ass name to play in celebrity baby name Scrabble.
at first i was like 'what the hell has angelina jolie to do with that!?' but then i read the post.
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 20, 2008 - 5:19pm.
@ Momus
Why settle for a Baron when you can marry a god? Knox Leon...
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Can Gia Zavala possibly compete with goddessness of Vivienne or Shiloh?
She needs to stick with mere mortals like a Baron.
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@ Momus
Why settle for a Baron when you can marry a god? Knox Leon...
James Haven: I met a baby named Haven James last week and the mother was saying how unusual people were finding his name and had no idea why I was smiling so hard.
Can you explain why your sister loves baby names that end in "x"?
Submitted by Gonnaburn... on August 20, 2008 - 5:12pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 7:55pm
In browning's defense, it does say that she was dating a YOUNG billionaire.
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Touchè. And would that young billionaire be Baron Trump?
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on August 20, 2008 - 7:55pm
In browning's defense, it does say that she was dating a YOUNG billionaire.
Submitted by James Haven on August 20, 2008 - 5:05pm.
*smoochies*
Glad to hear from you again.
How's the Mary Kay going for you?
Will you be giving Luciana an extra-special facial has a birthing gift?
Tough break on "Gia". You know how nasty sibling rivalry can get. Look at what Julia Roberts did to her brother Eric after he gave her her big break in "Mystic Pizza"
Hey, movie idea: You and Eric write, produce, and star in a film about brothers who get outshone by their sisters. It would be very cathartic for both of you.
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James Haven,
Do you have any stories on Gwen Stefani? Where is her baby....?
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