Matt Damon Had A Baby
Well, not Matt Damon himself, but his wifey had a baby. You know what I mean! People confirms that Matt's wife, Luciana, popped out their second baby in Miami today. They named her Gia Zavala. So she's either going to be a mobster's wife, a tough-talking manicurist or a troubled supermodel.
Matt's spokesbitch said, "Everyone's doing great. She is a healthy baby girl." Just add another chick to the Damon household. They already have two daughters, Isabella and Alexia.
Congrats to these two pieces of boiled broccoli! At least new baby Gia will sleep well since she's living in the most boring house in America.
And you already know how I'm going to end this post. MORE BABIES!!! I'm seriously going to open my window and scream, "BABIES ARE TAKING OVER THE WORLD. RUN!!!"
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James Haven, you write the best shit, I love it! I was having a bad day until I read that. Thanks! *smooches*
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Dick happens! - MK
James Haven and Matty D go way back. As you may recall, Matty D is the one that James Haven called when he got into a vicious cat fight with Brad. Anyhoo, Matt called James Haven and asked what should he name his second daughter? James Haven quickly sprang into action and said: "GIA!"
Gia is James Haven's all time favorite name. A little known fact: James Haven was indeed supposed to have the starring role of "Gia" but when Angie came to the set and the producers saw her, they said she was born to play Gia, especially since she had boobs and James Haven did not. James Haven had a small walk on role, that if you had sneezed, you would have missed him!
James Haven and Angie were on the outs for hours that day. James Haven was really miffed that Angie used her boobies to take James Haven out! Angie was sorry after that, and got James Haven a role in Billy Butt Thornton's movie. "Gia" could have been James Haven's big break, but now he is a struggling actor/MaryKay representative.
P.S. That is actually James Haven in that poster and NOT Angie! But let's keep that between us, bitches!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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Has anybody read the biography of Gia: The Supermodel?
It's SO good...
I think I'm going to go read it now.
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"Be a first rate version of yourself, not a second rate version of someone else."
-Judy Garland
나알 죽이려한다아아아아!!!!! (｀Д´)/ 나가 죽어!
MK -- Please read "A Modest Proposal" by Jonathon Swift. It will enlighten you about babies' place in the world.
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Submitted by browning on August 20, 2008 - 4:50pm.
Hey, dumbass. Read the article before you spam.
A newborn is not going to be on your slutty site!
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Congrats to them
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They have three already? They must like to make them.
I'm a little jealous, because I'd like to have more kids, but they cost so damn much.
Matt D's wife is Hispanic. The Zavala is probably a family acknowledgement.
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"Practically" is not an option when it comes to virginity.
*Yawn*
Thanks Mike! It would be the ten minutes that I try to get on. ;)
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Dick happens! - MK
zavala? wtf, thats a spanish last name.. i never heard zavala being a name.
Submitted by EvilShoe on August 20, 2008 - 7:39pm.
Umm, did the dlisted site have an issue before? *looks around* I thought my ass was banned.
It was down for about :10, I think.
Is it just me or has anyone else noticed the disproportionate # of girls ppl are having the past few years? Seems like its far from 50/50 anymore.
Umm, did the dlisted site have an issue before? *looks around* I thought my ass was banned.
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Dick happens! - MK
angelina's tits were saggy in that movie
what a boring news day. i miss chicken cutlets.
Matt Damon seems like an okay guy, but I could seriously do without knowing that he had another kid.
Gia, was a good movie. Damn he doesn't have any male sperms for her to push out a boy?
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Yes folks...its baby wednesday...better known as HUMP Day...now to be called baby BUMP day.
*runs out of the room screaming*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
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I see your Schwartz is as BIG as mine!! -Dark Helmet
*yawn* Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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God be with you, dumbass.
Gia Zavala????? really???
the mexican people will call her "la Chabala"....
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This should be filed under boring couples.