Thursday, August 21st 2008
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Kenyon Smith - A male synchronized swimmer and one of the best in the country. However, he couldn't go to the Olympics this year because he has a dick. And he's straight (or so he says). Click here to read more about his ass.
That Kenyon Smith looks like Jesus when he was crucified and that's not a weight you wanna be. Eat something, then eat again!
Wimpiest handstand press in the world?
That "boy" is sooooo f*cking disgusting. I mean really, made me vomit a little in my mouth seeing that picture.... why do you want to hurt me, MK? when I love you so much???? why???????
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"Everyone knows that if you let Richard Simmons stick the tip in, you'll live forever"
My God ... not only is this boy in denial, but he's anorexic. Come to terms with your sexuality, man, and have a Twinkie while you're at it!
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This is what I thought of the secind I saw this photo:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok6vuPq-2AU
Let there be no penis between us...to paraphrase Irishtree...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Whenever I see synchronized swimmers I think of that awesome SNL sketch with Harry Schearer and Martin Short as aspiring synchronized swimmers. Oh good times.
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
In that pose, he looks like a gay praying mantis ready to strike at some prey.
Move over Phelps - there is a new diva in town
'Never mess with a chick with lip liner, no lipstick'
Nothing even remotely gay about this dude, no sir.
ps: Eat a sammich, man!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Ugh, he shouldn't be allowed to compete, not because he's (allegedly) a man, but because he body is horrifyingly painful to look at. Jesus, eat something, I beg of you, Mr.
...i like my ice cream cold
and my homos flamin'!!!
This is stupid. Why is synchronized swimming limited to women only? Obviously you don't have to be a woman to do it, so why can't he compete? I see no reason why they couldn't open the 'sport' to both sexes.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Auschwitz chic, damn.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
That's one skinny bitch.
Submitted by Salem13 on August 21, 2008 - 12:13pm.
Ha this reminds me of Silence of the lambs.
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"would you fu*k me? i would fu*k me."
all he's missing is the make-up, nip piercings, and weird robe thingy. and you know he tucks his business when he dances in front of the mirror.
He's a creepy dude!
Ha this reminds me of Silence of the lambs.
This is all too much for me. I feel jittery and uncomfortable. I'm not sure if I was watching a SNL skit or something real.
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I know, that's exactly what came to my mind. That Martin Short spoof from SNL
This clip, for some reason reminded me of a mock-u-mentary. Was Christopher Guest behind this?
There's skinny and then there's skeletal.
This guy looks like death.
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I tried to read his story but my eyes kept wandering to the right of the site...mmmmmm Bale.
PS. Bitch needs a sammich.
Damn! That pic made the needle on my gaydar meter fall off.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
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That is total discrimination!!!!!!
p.s. not gay?
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Upon review of the video, LET THE DUDE COMPETE!
this is an outrage. it is discrimination at its best. I would actually watch the boring Olympics if this dude were doing his thing.
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People actually watch synchronized swimming? Booooring.
And boyfriend is Manorexic.
Wow, that picture is painful to look at.
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oh God...my eyes!!
First--he's gayer than Vanity Smurf, Paul Lind, and Liberace tied together with a silk scarf.
Second--will someone PLEASE feed that bitch??
Third--take off those fuggin nose plugs. I spent half the video thinking he had some strange cancer of the nose.
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My favorite part was when he said "I have touched a few younger males..."
Uh huh. We know.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 21, 2008 - 8:50am.
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I'm all for naturally skinny bitches. This girl said that she likes to keep her weight down and she couldn't have weighed 70 pounds. That's a bit more than being naturally skinny.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Hey, maybe he really is straight and he's poking all those synchronized swimming bitches with his broomstick dick.
... sort of doubt it though.
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 21, 2008 - 8:50am
I know alot of naturally skinny people (bitches!) and I find no fault with them really. I'm probably just jealous, lol.
What bothered me about this girl last night was that she said she "doesn't like to eat" and that is why she couldn't be a successful gymnast, so she became a diver. She honestly looked sickly.
Not for nothing but I am an extreamly skinny kid too, and alot of young guys are. Some people are born with a high metabolism and cannot gain weight for shit. Also in the story they said he swims from 6am to 12 every single day. So he probably is always active.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 21, 2008 - 8:34am.
When I first looked at her, I only noticed the top of her, which didn't look too bad, except for her skinny arms. But, her lower half looked completely disgusting. She looked like she had a 3 yr old's lower body. Her pelvis was tiny and, you are right, those slow-mo's made her look even worse.
Submitted by Mopa on August 21, 2008 - 8:32am.
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Doesn't like to eat and likes to keep her weight down. And she looked skinny but okay until they showed the slow-mo of her dives- all those bones and stretched muscles over it- gross!
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
Dude looks totally malnourished. When I saw this pic, I think of those commercials to feed the starving African children.
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Holy bones, he's scary to look at. He should be able to syncronize swim if he wants to, but I hope he fits some eating in there somewhere.
He reminds me of a female chinese platform diver that was on the Olympics last night. They said she was originally trained to be a gymast but "didn't like to eat", so she switched to diving. I have no idea why you can apparently not eat much for diving, but I know she looked completely sickly. She did dive really well, so I guess that's all they care about. Sad, IMO.
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 21, 2008 - 8:44am.
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LOL
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It's Mr Pearl, only he's removed his corset.
http://www.zoltanpress.com/Mr.Pearl.%20folder/Mr.Pearl.01.html
that has got to be one the gheyest pics I have ever seen.
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poor dude ... And that body screams manorexic
I watch male figure skaters and I'm ready to watch men compete in synchro swimming- hopefully having a stick thin body would not be the required physique!
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
This is all too much for me. I feel jittery and uncomfortable. I'm not sure if I was watching a SNL skit or something real.
Submitted by Emeriesan on August 21, 2008 - 8:01pm.
His arms look like they have evolved into frog legs or something
BWAAAAHHHH HAHAHAHAHHA!
he's scaring me!
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 21, 2008 - 8:36am.
EVERYBODY loves buddy Jesus! Anyhoot- Seemed appropriate with the recent Damon/Affleck posts.
His arms look like they have evolved into frog legs or something - with fingers that have merged into one single big finger. ew.
But I have to agree that the Olympic Committee is wrong and should allow him to compete - ice skaters can do it, why can't synchronised swimmers? The water's just a different temperature.
"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Bitch needs the Phelps diet for sure, CHRIST, eat a fucking twinkie.
His routine doesn't look very impressive, but I don't know anything about "synchronized swimming". It seems so fucking pointless. They should just let him into the Olympics - maybe someone would actually watch synchronized swimming.
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Is anyone else having a hard time getting site to load? It is trying my patience...
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That water must be ice cold because the shrinkage here is nothing short of a miracle. To coin a phrase by IrishTree:
"Let there be no penis between us"
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site