Thursday, August 21st 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Kenyon Smith - A male synchronized swimmer and one of the best in the country. However, he couldn't go to the Olympics this year because he has a dick. And he's straight (or so he says). Click here to read more about his ass.



Posted by: Michael K


ChubbyWubby's picture

That fudgepacker makes MK look like Hugh Hefner

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KD's picture

Who knows, if he keeps trying to influence the sport, maybe they could allow men to compete onthe olympic team in his lifetime. He shouldn't be so negative about it, sheesh. Nobody likes an unhappy gay! It's an oxymoron!

ISprainedMyUvula's picture

Like Steve-O on a crack binge.

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Clarisse's picture

Gonnaburn!!!
It's buddy jesus!! LOVE IT!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

letinstar's picture

straight? if he says so...and he's painfully thin...please eat a cookie...
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Sluttsville's picture

I think that the Olympic Committee is wrong to deny us male synchronized swimming. I for one would watch each and every event, I would even TiVo it so that my friends could come over and watch it with me. Wrong, I'm telling you, just wrong. That is the stuff that pure entertainment is made of!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Wow- too thin for life, but apparantly not water sports.

Jimmy Bocca's picture

Aww leave the poor kid alone! He's obviously doing something he loves. I don't understand why sexuality is such a question. Yes he probably is gay but is that anyones business???? No!

mike's picture

heh@Aquamaids

DebFrmHell's picture

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HAHAHAHA! I love Steve Martin and the King Tut! I never even thought to look for it on You Tube, Thank you a thousand times over...

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Am's picture

@The C Word:

"Flaming Crane"? Oh no you d'int!!! Thanks for the laugh.

Clarisse's picture

Um...hmmm...eh...how to be P.C. about this...uh...I do not believe a straight man has the talent to pull off such a move...yeh...no...

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Talibah's picture

Submitted by DonkeyPunched on August 21, 2008 - 8:17am.

Wow...Look at those bones!
That's beautiful!

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Hahahahahahahahaaaa!

Well put DonkeyPunched!

DonkeyPunched's picture

Wow...Look at those bones!
That's beautiful!

The C word's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 21, 2008 - 8:11am.
This is what I thought of the secind I saw this photo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok6vuPq-2AU
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Haaahaa, Deb!
This is what your post made me think of:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pP7AJiQM2RI

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

xultar's picture

Doode, your closet has a glass door and apparently you're holding it closed from the inside.

YOU'RE GAY! Don't be ashamed work it.

mike's picture

That picture is painful to look at.

Morrissey's picture

if he's not gay, then I'm the pope.

and ugh, eat a Kit Kat or something.

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vanyvrgs's picture

He is one of the best of the world according to the Aquamaids? BWAHHAAAAA! ____________________________________________
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DeeDee's picture

Hahaha, flaming crane. All he needed to do to fool the Olympic committee is wear a wig and women's bathing suit. He obviously has a great tuck technique.

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stake_spike's picture

Ugh! That is the most nasty looking anorexic body I've ever seen!

OT: Is that James Penfold in the GQ ad? I didn't know he was still modeling.

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The C word's picture

What is that particular move called, the Flaming Crane?

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

poodle's picture

I'm not sure he's str8 or has a dick!!