I've Missed You!!!
The CW released this extremely short promo featuring the queen bitch of all bitches, Brenda Walsh! The video currently has around 1,500 views and 1,499 probably came from me. I've been skipping to the 4-second mark over and over again to watch her say "Miss me?!" I scream "YES!!! YES!!" each time. I think it's making my dog barf.
In other Brenda Walsh news, this is a spoiler, so close your eyes and dream of fat dick if you don't want know. Back in the day, Brenda left Beverly Hills to pursue her dream of being an actress in London. Well, apparently Brenda has become a famous theater actress and director who lives in London and New York. HA! Um...we all saw her "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof" audition. She's no Tallulah Bankhead.
Kelly Taylor, who is a counselor at West Bev, convinces Brenda to return to Beverly Hills to direct the high school musical. Brenda takes her offer and directs the kids in a high school version of the Broadway musical "Spring Awakening." You have got to be fucking kidding me. Whatever. I don't care as long as there's at least 3 scenes featuring Brenda beating the shit out of Kelly. I want to see blonde hair flying. Brenda better punch Kelly right in her chipmunk teeth!
Oh, great. They've mated 90210 with High School Musical.
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I am so relieved to know that I am not alone in my extreme love for brenda and my hatred for that blonde homewrecker... thank you michael k!
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I can't thank you enough for the laughs you continually provide...
Brenda Walsh,Get 'Em!
The show is gonna be sh*t, but Im gonna watch it just to see Brenda Walsh hopefully slapping Kelly-The-Slut Taylor.
Honestly I think this is gonna be a huge mistake. What's the point on bringing back a show that wan't gone for that long... We already have bimbos and meatheads on TV. Rob Thomas I know it was difficult to let die Veronica Mars but come on Beverly Hills
LOL ditto that!
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Submitted by Clarisse on August 21, 2008 - 8:34am.
Sign # 265 that you spend too much time on Dlisted.
The first thing that popped into your head when you saw this on TV was "MK missed you!!"
True story.
OK, who on the writing staff of 90210 has Duncan Sheik been effing all these years?
He tortured me with his snoozetunes at the After Dark AT LEAST twice....and now they're putting on Spring Awakening? He did the songs for it.
Wow, I hate myself for knowing all this crap. Rather, I hate myself for knowing all this crap and not being paid for it.
I'm going to watch the show just to see Brenda's wanky eyes hahahaha!
CW is the worst network ever.
I ♥ Brenda Walsh
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"Miss me?!" I scream "YES!!! YES!!" each time.
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Hahahaha, ME TOOOO!
That said, I don't think I will watch this piece of crap unless the writers latch onto Pernicious' idea of reliving the Dylan, Brenda, and Kelly scene. "Well, if it walks like a duck..." "Go to hell!"
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Soooo not interested in watching this fuckery. It looks way too slick...like something Heidi and Spencer would be invited to guest star in. Bleh!
Watching the first season of the original on DVD right now with my daughter...other than the clothes, it's better than I remembered.
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"Peachy with a side of keen, that would be me"
Spring Awakening sounds like a brand/flavor of douche....
I loved the original....I will not watch this shit.
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I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
**This show is going to flop big time. The only people who will watch are the oldies like us who loved the original. And only to see the old characters.**
Ah yes but even though I'll speed through scenes.
1. michael k, you are hilarious
2. i did the same exact thing
3. how did the gap in her teeth move?
4. the writers on this show ARE lame. and spring awakening is overrated.
5. i read somewhere that kelly has a new boyfriend, so i hope they address what happened to mr. dylan receding hairline mckay.
Ridiculous. Like Kelly Taylor would EVER be a HS Guidance Counselor. Once I read that, I knew i;d never watch this shit.....a little consistency please?
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
This is all fine and shit, but can we get some Shauna Sand news?
The story would be hotter if Dylan was the principal and hired Brenda unbeknownst to Kelly so that they could redo the entire who will get him. But this time, instead of choosing Kelly's cookie, Dylan pushes her off a cliff.
Now THAT I would watch...
I thought Kelly Taylor studied Psychology at California University..but then went into the fashion business with Donna Martin..
guess their store went bankrupt..who could make a living off of 80's fashions ( padded shoulders, pastel prints, scrunchies!)..and she had to fall back on her education and be a School Counselor.
Why would the Guidance Counselor even care about the school play?
Our Guidance counselor was a big perv..I think he may have even gotten into trouble at one point.
how stupid but like Hekki said, I will prob tune intivo just to see the old cast members.
Princess C: ha ha too funny! Guess what I woke up to? freaking Rumer the Tumer on the elevator tv. BARFING TIMES!
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good morning everyone! i would just like to let you all know that i woke up to the following on my facebook newsfeed:
Michael K Dlisted added the Send Spaghetti Cat application.
Send Spaghetti Cat to friends! Tons to choose from
View received Spaghetti Cat | Create a Spaghetti Cat
yeah. i nearly peed myself when i saw that. like spaghetti cat much mk?
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON!
This show is going to flop big time. The only people who will watch are the oldies like us who loved the original. And only to see the old characters.
They could never do a successful re-make of "Saved By The Bell," either.
Yawn. Is anybody (besides MK) planning on watching this crap?
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She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Sign # 265 that you spend too much time on Dlisted.
The first thing that popped into your head when you saw this on TV was "MK missed you!!"
True story.
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What kind of writers does this show have? The plotline described above is extremely lame.
I thought that said extremely short porno!
Sketti cat!
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"What? Salma was supposed to stuff her melonitas into a million-dollar wedding dress and marry that rich bitch without a prenup." - MK 07/18/08