Another Boring Ass Bachelor
I applaud ABC for at least being consistent when it comes to choosing the next star of "The Bachelor." They announced that yet another dude who looks like he came from a bag of Wonder Bread will be "The Bachelor" next season.
The 5 of you that watched "The Bachelorette," remember Jason Mesnick as the single daddy from Seattle who had his oatmeal cookie heart broken by DeAnna Pappas on the show's season finale. Jason even got on his little knee and was about to propose marriage to her annoying ass when she stopped him. Well, he's getting a second chance at love. And by "love" I mean he'll choose a girl and they'll be broken up before the finale airs.
The host of The Bachelor, Chris Hanson, said that Jason's 3-year-old son will "have to take center stage." Isn't that lovely? Whoring out your child for the sake of reality TV. White Oprah is so proud. She should audition for this crap. The show is going to need a resident drunk skank who can't stop slobbering all over The Bachelor.
I am so ready to boycott this crap until ABC casts a dude who doesn't have the personality of wet cardboard. I mean, Jason is a nice guy, but that's the problem. He's just nice and boring! He should be selling me life insurance, not starring in a reality show!
I hope the beautiful. talented, charismatic, and whorish Shayne Lamas battles for his heart.
She's so pretty and nice. I name ALL my turds after her.
Submitted by K2 on August 21, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by original putas on August 21, 2008 - 11:13am.
Dry, cold, white bread indeed. Never a Bachelor of color in sight. No Latin, Indian, Asian, or Black. Just these Generic robots.
Viva America!
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You do own a remote right? Or maybe cbs is the only chanel your tv plays? Highly doubtful remember they have a WHOLE network dedicated to people of "color" BTW every show has a target audience this show just happends to target middle aged white woman.
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Thank you. I was going to say the same thing. Maybe they should get a show on the BET channel. I find the "dry, cold , white bread" comment to be just as offensive and racist as you do about NOT having a black, hispanic, latino, asian bachelor show! Like the previous poster said... "flip the fucking channel"!
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I agreed, that "dry, cold, white bread" comment is a racist comment. why is people always said it's racist if it's about another race but never think it's racist if people bash caucasians?
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 21, 2008 - 1:13pm.
Submitted by original putas on August 21, 2008 - 11:13am.
Dry, cold, white bread indeed. Never a Bachelor of color in sight. No Latin, Indian, Asian, or Black. Just these Generic robots.
Viva America!
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You do own a remote right? Or maybe cbs is the only chanel your tv plays? Highly doubtful remember they have a WHOLE network dedicated to people of "color" BTW every show has a target audience this show just happends to target middle aged white woman.
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Thank you. I was going to say the same thing. Maybe they should get a show on the BET channel. I find the "dry, cold , white bread" comment to be just as offensive and racist as you do about NOT having a black, hispanic, latino, asian bachelor show! Like the previous poster said... "flip the fucking channel"!
Yay! I loved Jason!
omg, this freak!! god he is like a sad puppy dog. also, he looks EXACTLY like a monchichi doll!! im telling you, google it & you will see!
jason = monchichi!!
i was so glad when he got stomped, all his ridiculous running like a woman into deanna's arms etc got to me.
Submitted by original putas on August 21, 2008 - 11:13am.
Dry, cold, white bread indeed. Never a Bachelor of color in sight. No Latin, Indian, Asian, or Black. Just these Generic robots.
Viva America!
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You do own a remote right? Or maybe cbs is the only chanel your tv plays? Highly doubtful remember they have a WHOLE network dedicated to people of "color" BTW every show has a target audience this show just happends to target middle aged white woman.
he has ecstacy eyes.
I'd do him he is cute.
Dry, cold, white bread indeed. Never a Bachelor of color in sight. No Latin, Indian, Asian, or Black. Just these Generic robots.
Viva America!
Truthfully, I can't wait. I am happy to hear he is going to be the next bachelor. I think we'll get to see more of his personality when he is the actual bachelor.
I liked him on the show. He was the "nice guy".
FUCKING A. The spam!!!
He's not unattractive, but there's something creepy and robotic about his smile. The Bachelor is such a shitty (and obviously racist) show. It's another season with more generic white people... *shrugs*
All the guys look alike, and all the girls look alike... boring.
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Oh God! I cry every time too!! I cried last night when Bill was talking to his wife!
Oh i am so glad i'm not the only sap here!!!
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Submitted by BrownHankyWithW... on August 21, 2008 - 1:52pm.
Exactly.
It will soon be impossible to differentiate one person from another if the current trends continue.
I wouldn't be surprised if there was an awkward looking Chinese man supplying the voice for this Bachelor from the director's quarters.
It would be far more interesting to drag somebody fresh off the streets and skip the lengthy casting session.
I'm sick of seeing the same archetypes on television all the damn time. Or at least, I was sick of it until I stopped watching television.
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
His face bores me, this show bores me....*SNOOZE*
Do people still watch this? I don't see the point of this show...i'd rather watch the "cliff notes" (Clips on The Soup) of the Crab-infested Rock of Love or Flava of Love cause the skanks don't hide their skanyness on those shows.
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Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 21, 2008 - 1:27pm.
He looks like the creepy guy in every city who gets the ice cream store franchise so that he can molest the young girls and/or boys who work there.
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LMFAO! Oh good Lord I'll be laughing at that all day.
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I love that show...I cry all thru it. I like the little girl with the black and white dog. She won my heart when she gave away the Doggie suite to Bill so he could see pictures of his family!
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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He's certainly not an ugly man. If I am being entirely honest, I would happily sacrifice both of your legs to look like him. In saying that though, he looks like a million other people in the world, and there is a certain banality in this photo that removes any sex appeal. It would be unfair to attribute this to any possible traits that the subject may possess, but it would also be a disservice to the art of disussion to dismiss the possibility that this man is just dull.
However on the other hand, if he was to transform himself into an anti-beauty in the hope of achieving beauty - ala Russel Dick-Throat Brand - he would look even worse.
Sorry for any spelling mistakes. :(
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
These pretty people reality shows are getting so old. Why not do a Bachelor/Bachelorette with total trailer trash. THAT would be entertainment.
The vibe I get from this Bachelor: Sears catalog underwear model. No bulge.
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OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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He looks like the guy in the American Apparel add to the right of the page...just put him in some white boxers, draw a goatee on his smug face, and sit a twink with disgusting arm pit hair in his lap. Add an eyebrow wax and yellow socks and they could be fraternal twins at least.
Just Like A White Winged Dove
PASS! Who would want this???
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I hate reality shows and never watch them...that being said, why is The Bachelor always white? Unless I missed something.
What Hekki said...this picture looks like a composite.
he does look like a Jehovah's witness
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
*yawn*. No thanks .I have one million and one other ways to spend my evening
This dude could be Rob Lowe's brother.
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I think he is kind of cute in a MK sort of way...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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I like him. I also thinks it's refreshing to see a man (who has already been through divorce) yearn to start another family. What an optimist! I just don't care for his little son being at the center of this. Hopefully we'll just see him during the hometown visits.
You can tell he's a man that is totally focused, sincere, and sensitive... plus he's up for adventure and is outgoing. What's to knock?
Best of luck to him. I felt bad when he got crushed on the Bachelorette!
Submitted by NotsoAnonymous on August 21, 2008 - 8:27am.
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I was going to go with successful real estate agent by day, child toucher by night.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
He looks like the creepy guy in every city who gets the ice cream store franchise so that he can molest the young girls and/or boys who work there.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 6:22am.
Dear God,
Please take away all reality dating shows, except Rock of Love 3.
Thanks.
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I prefer if He/She would take away ALL reality shows. EVERY SINGLE motherfucking one.
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I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"
Too boring. Poor guy no wodner he can't get a chick. However he may just look like that on the outside and be a total freak, the ones that look too boring are always freaks.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
I stopped watching this after season 1.
Dear God,
Please take away all reality dating shows, except Rock of Love 3.
Thanks.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Why isn't Michael Phelps the bachelor??
If ABC wants to save this lame ass show, they'll get smart, get some pseudo celeb to be the bachelor, and cast some golddigging sluts from the pits of hell to fight over him. Y'know, like VH1 does!
I don't understand-- isn't there a happy medium between Flava Flav and this guy?
I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.
Is it me or are his eyes like WAY fucking close???
He is gross. Look at them brows!! Yuck. Why are these guys always WHITE?! Someone please give me an answer.
is this show still on the air?
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
The bachelors always look the same, very handsome in a Ken doll sort of way but completely unsexy and uninteresting.
Okay, he looks like someone's favorite son who got into Wharton or medical school or something. He has siblings who hate him because his parents think he's perfect.
His mother's always trying to set him up on dates with pretty girls but he's gay. Or he's into some really freaky fetish stuff.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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He looks like an attorney *snicker*
He looks like he should be going door to door with religious material in hand...
He looks like a composite.
cant they shake this shit up? twin bachelors'ettes with twin contestants? and you dont have to pick both twins- that's the catch.
whatever.. back to 2012...
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
I can't believe this shit show is still on.
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Ok, I still get stoned
I'm not the kind of girl you take home
-Sheryl Crow "If It Makes You Happy"