Morning Wood

I really hate it when Amy Winehouse looks good, tbh, because the guy I fancy likes her.

Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!

ICK...janet jackson gives me the heebie jeebies...

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Just don't feed the gayelles! They eat enough of each other.---MK 8/5/2008

Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 7:19pm.

HAHA. Kingston was probably the one babysitting Brit.
How ya doin', BTW.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Mr. President on August 21, 2008 - 5:00pm.

Wino must be a Dlister since she's holding a nice big glass of purple draaaank.

I can't believe Gwen Stefani left her kids with Brit. Why was that Gwen, was the caged tiger at the zoo all booked for the day?
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To be fair, I'm pretty sure he went over there to give Britney some counselling...

(or it was a play date - someone closer to SP's age, I'm guessing) - don't worry y'all, he brought a chaperone.)

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

"Gwen Stefani actually left her kid with Brit Brit"

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I sure hope to Hell that this is a joke! Who in their right fucking mind would leave a child (or any living being) with that psycho? Child Services should take her kid away from her if she did something so stupid as letting Shitney babysit for her.

That kid would have been safer if she had left him in a garbage bag along side a highway!

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?

Is that an old pic of Wino?

She actually looks good, not "Frank" days good, but better than she usually does.

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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert

Wino must be a Dlister since she's holding a nice big glass of purple draaaank.

I can't believe Gwen Stefani left her kids with Brit. Why was that Gwen, was the caged tiger at the zoo all booked for the day?

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

It's a shame what meg has done to herself! She was sooo cute back then!

When Meg smiles those cheek implants appear to crowd her eyes so much. Is it possible to get those things removed and reverse that lip job that ruined the delicate outline of her lips? What a pity.

"Society sooner or later must return to its lost leader,the cultured and fascinating liar. . ."

Oscar Wilde

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mess that she is, i love her

Do Unfitney's kids ever smile during these fun, forced court-appointed visits?

"I won't go to rehab, I said no, no, no."

I don't see the "problem" with Meg Ryan. She just got older and changed her hair. Aging sucks!
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

sweet, seems she is famous on a tall dating site ____T a l l m i ng l e . c o m ,there are many hot models.they vote the most beautiful member each month.
funny thing.....

Meg was in a movie called In the Cut which IMO was like soft porn. She banged Mark Ruffalo six ways from Sunday but seriously, until the ending credits rolled, I didn't even know it was her. And it's not like I hadn't seen City of Angels and French Kiss a million times. I should have recognized her, but totally didn't.

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 21, 2008 - 11:48am.
Thank Spaghetti Cat that annoying spamtwat is gone. Someone (Evil Shoe?) had the idea of limiting new posters to certain amounts of posts per day until they can be verified as nonspammers who will not flood threads. That sounds like a good idea. That was out of control with 9876 posts over pages of threads. Annoying bitch!
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That's why I like "Jezebel" - no spam to speak of.

You actually have to 'audition' to get registered (although I think you can send comments to stories via email now, but they are screened).

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

Thank Spaghetti Cat that annoying spamtwat is gone. Someone (Evil Shoe?) had the idea of limiting new posters to certain amounts of posts per day until they can be verified as nonspammers who will not flood threads. That sounds like a good idea. That was out of control with 9876 posts over pages of threads. Annoying bitch!

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Meg is ready for an all-star remake of GLITTER.

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

Yikes!
Meg is pretty fucking scary-looking

Well, it's not like it's only Shitney taking care of the little ones, there are like 10 other people supervising shitney, so I guess it's safe, it's strange though, that Gwen would do that, I mean she's not there hanging with Shitney. She wouldn't want to

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Why are Britney and the kids always playing in the street at her house?

@The C word ... Yeah, That seam looks like a zipper. A zipper may be just the right thing for quickies and one night stands. No forgetting the panties.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

I guess Gwen thought it would be alright for her to son to hang out with Britney and her children. It find it a bit strange because I always thought they ran in different circles.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Meg makes me sad. Nicole Kidman should take a good, hard look at Meg's face. She's going to look like that soon.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

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Meg's teefs look like those of a crackie ho. Which takes me to Amy the Wino, who actually looks a little better but still a light and an inhale away from looking like Beetlejuice.

For a million dollars I'd leave my son with Brit Brit, actually I'd do it for free because my son would torture her like she's done to her own. Children know what's up...they will be reversing on Brit when they get a little older.

The very thought of JJackson modeling her lingerie for her Troll makes me giggle. His big ass glasses probably get all foggy. How funny in a horrifying way.

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Meg's comments would suggest that her affair makes her un-marketable. It is the fact that she REALLY changed her face, and her age has made her undesirable for movies.

"The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

Happy Turdsday, bitches.

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

'Mamma Mia! The Sing-Along Edition' = my version of Hell

Meg, it doesn’t matter how much fairy dust you sprinkle on yourself; you will never look ‘normal’ again.

Give Brit Brit a break; she’s doing such a good job of watching Kingston that she doesn’t even notice that Sean Preston is gone.

And the one pic of Janet Jackson's new lingerie shows some very unfortunate stitching in the crotchal area.

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

poor meg......she just looks kinda like deformed now. i wonder why beautiful people do that to themselves? you know like micheal jackson? i wonder if they just dont like themselves? i dont know. just wondering

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Meg needs to lose all that hair too!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

'Mamma Mia! The Sing-Along Edition'
...kinda like Rocky Horror Picture Show, but not.

No kidding Meg. You were so cute. What price vanity?

I think Gwen is just being an arrogant piece of shit but at the same time helping her "friend" out: "look, i'm the epitome of celebrity good parenting and i would leave my precious offspring with her (supervised none the less)" They're just trying to cleanup Brit's image. I wonder what kind of deal Gwen cut with the P.R. people for this.

I don't know about y'all but whenever I read morning wood links I am made aware of how much funnier, smarter and snarkier MK is than the rest of these bloggers.
also, Britney looks kind of pretty, too bad the Federspawn is about to expose her tits. also, the bodyguard? looks like my Kfed....

and why is Meg Ryan getting an award for anything except looking like the damn Joker?
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"Blame it on the London air!"

Yeah Meg Ryan fucked herself up and looks like a total moron but, isn't that the same old picture i've seen a million times?

GWEN! How can you leave your child with a woman who hold ciggies a half inch away from her kids' faces?

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

Why in the name of everything that is holy would Gwen leave her kid with Britney Spears?
Those preggo hormones must be to blame for this terriable lapse in judgement!

Meg Ryan wouldn't look so bad if we didn't know what she looked like before.

I hate to say it, but that JJ looks glad to be back in his mother's arms. Poor little bug... Look how he's hugging on his mama. Just goes to show that a child's love for its mother is absolutely unconditional. Even kids who are abused unmercilessly still yearn for their moms to hold them. *eyes welling up with tears* (am I PMSing?)

Of course the Wino isnt going to rehab....she said NO NO NO! :P

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Meg Ryan was so darn cute. she ruined her looks.....

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"Your love has been denied; you were taken for a ride; and I hope you're satisfied, you rascal you...."
-Frankie Lymon "Goody Goody"

O Meg, Meg, Meg. What did you do to your face?
So sad.

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