Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway. (Rush & Molly)
Nastia & Shawn?! If this is true, I love Nasty Nastia even more!
Which popular TV personality is decidedly less popular with his production crew? Not only is he incredibly rude, he also makes work experience lackeys do all his research for him. (3am Girls)
Gordon Ramsay? That seems to obvious though.
Purity Ring? More like PR ring. One of these self-proclaimed virgins is anything but. On a recent tour, this performer was so wasted during the meet and greet that they didn’t notice that a groupie had a cell phone filming parts of the shenanigans. The video footage wasn’t too salacious, but against image. Where were the handlers on this one? They are usually on top of this sort of thing, but the only thing on top was our performer, and what a performance! Time will tell if this video makes it into mainstream media. If so, look for a quick denial and some charity work. That kind of cover-up worked well for them last time. Choices: One of the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus (Buzz Foto)
All of the above!
Submitted by Princess Claire on August 21, 2008 - 10:12pm
#2 can't be Anthony Bourdain, his crew is always laughing and joking with him. They look like they have a good time.
Maybe it's Andrew Zimmern, he's so... I don't know, but something about him is just off.
i would bet a lot of dinero that #2 is anthony bourdain from no reservations on the travel channel.
he's so fucking hot.
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Hmmmmm, James Haven is going to have to say that Nick Jonas the little horndog. That boy would hit anything that moves! He likes to pretend he's all pure for all the Mother's out there, but as soon as he's away from them, he's a big playa!
Don't let the mop top and pimples fool ya, he had Miley yodeling from the moutain tops!
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Nastia and Shawn are roommates so I find that hard to believe. If you hated a girl so much why would you live in the same room as her?
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I don't think the first one is Shawn and Nastia. But Nastia did look kind of pissed though when she got the silver and Shawn got the gold... I think it might be those two runners. As for the last one I think it might be one of those Jonas cunts. Can't be Miley because her good girl image is long gone. The Jonas Sisters made a huge deal about the ring thing and they are currently on tour...
OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.
Gordon Ramsay is actually not a prick behind the scenes, so I'd say it was someone else.
Oh please let it be Rachael Ray!!
I think #1 has to be volleyball players, the word spike just jumps out......but then maybe it is a track shoe spike. I think the spike is the key
That's why I live in a teepee!
Definitely one of the Jonas Bros for #3. I wonder if it was the gay one. The oldest one Kevin is such a huge flamer, he had a Louis Vuitton guitar at their recent NYC shows. Don't ask me how I know this
I don't think it Shawn and Nastia
Nastia and Shawn are roommates so I find that hard to believe. If you hated a girl so much why would you live in the same room as her?
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
This #1 is totally Shalane Flanagan and Kara Goucher, distance runners. They are said to have a big rivalry and Shalane was down with bad "food poisoning" days before the 10000 meter race. She ran anyway and took the bronze medal while Kara (who won the bronze world championship and thought she'd beat her) finished 10th. Sad, though, because I like them both.
Submitted by Sassy on August 21, 2008 - 11:37am.
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Why don't you stop being a dumb fuck? You stated that if the US had cheated Nastia would have won 4 years ago, which is not true because Nastia would have been called out immediately by Russia.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 21, 2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 21, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by jackhammer1 on August 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
This will be a worthless post, but I read in an earlier thread today a link someone posted. It was a letter written to Page 6, clarifying the incident, saying that it was Will Smith and not necessarily rape, just roughness that got too out of hand, resulting in an anal fisure. Supposedly a police report was filed but Will paid 500,000 so the dude wouldn't press charges. Could be a bunch of bullshit though. I was sure it was Brendan Fraiser!
#1 is probably Shawn and Nastia because Nastia just looks like a big-time cocky 10-head beeatch who would do something like that. But I shouldn't let Shawn's innocent face fool me, cause Lord knows those are the ones who always pull that type of stunt.
#2 I have no idea who it might be but it pretty much sounds like most actors these days to me.
#3 is probably Joe Jonas, he proclaims his so-called "virginity" with a purity ring, has more groupies than both his brothers combined and I doubt Nick would do anything like that. Who even cares about Kevin?
James Franco, you say? I could get into that fantasy ... almost hate to kick out Christian ... decisions! Ty, Mrs. K.
I know as I was halfway paying attention to the news the other day, they said Shawn won a gold medal on some apparatus despite being "sick".
Ergo, I guess Shawn as the victim and Nastia as the perpetrator. Damn, Nasty you's a beeotch!
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 21, 2008 - 10:11am.
Submitted by jackhammer1 on August 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
That blind was not christian bale...it was most likely Will Smith....The Fresh Prince....maybe the Ex was DJ jazzy Jeff.....
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Ok, I reread the third one. I'm saying totally one of the Jonas Brothers.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Nastia always looks like a bitch.
She's always got this "eff hyouuuu" condescending expression on her.
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"I told my brother all about you, he's gonna love you, only he better
not love you too much or I'll kick his ass."
Nastia for the first, Ryan Gaycrest for the second and one of the Jonas Twats for the third.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Chris Eccleston... - YES! Total hottie. He was also amazing in the updated BBC "Othello."
On whether the BI is swimmers or gymnasts - it's got to be gymnasts because they're described as "perky." Gymnasts are the epitome of perky! I have no idea whether it's Nast & Shawn but it's not a bad fit.
BTW, MK - the black bar over that guy's eyes in the background completely cracked me up.
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And Ryan Semencrust on the second one. Did you guys ever see that video where he treats that production assistant like total shit and makes fun of her job? I was in shock that he could be so rude and condescending. Like he was a God in the presence of mere mortals.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Neither Nastia or Shawn are stupid enough to do that and risk all their hard work and dreams. I'm gonna have to go with swimmers on that one. They always have the bitchiest rivalries. And the last one is definitely MILEY CYRUS. Skank.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
Dramaqueen wrote:
"I loves me some Gordon! I've never thought a sharpei was hot before, but something about that man moves me in a very profound way!"
Laughing my arse off! He really does look like a Sharpei. Ah, Gordon.
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#2 Abe Vigoda
#3 Dame Judi Dench
Submitted by jackhammer1 on August 21, 2008 - 11:47am.
That blind was not christian bale...it was most likely Will Smith....The Fresh Prince....maybe the Ex was DJ jazzy Jeff.....
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Sure, just go ahead & burst my bubble ...
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If 5'3" is considered tall, then you would find me on tallmingle.com. Tall to hobbits, maybe.
I'm thinking the TV personality is Al Roker. I am always suspicious of those overly perky ones. I bet he's a real prick behind the scenes.
#3 DAVID ARCHULETTA BWAHAHAHAHAHA.....
The first one sounds right.
The second, since "research" is necessary, I'll say.....hmmmmmmmmm.........
Dr. Phil.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 21, 2008 - 11:48am.
I still HANDS DOWN believe that is James Franco.
As for today's blind items... 3 is definitely Miley Cyrus. It's getting harder and harder to cover up her stupid shenanigans, especially when "seductive" photos of her are leaked every fucking week.
#1 is NOT Shawn and Nastia, they are roommates and are really good friends. Plus, Shawn is a good Iowa girl, and we do NOTHING wrong!!!!
Now, some of the women swimmers may be another story.......
I can't believe Nastia would do something like that to her team mate, even if she couldnt stand her ass. ..Thats just mean!
i don't see will smith as the rapist type...brendan frasier on the other hand has "rape eyes" and an obvious drug problem.
if you've seen ANY of the press he did for his summer movies, he is exibiting some really bizarre behavior. you can't cover that shit up sometimes. will smith has waaay too much to lose,if he goes medieval on some guys ass...IMO.
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I can say for sure that #2 is NOT Gordon Ramsay. Whatever research necessary for the "Kitchen Nightmares," is done by people who are being paid to do precisely that. Contestants for "Hell's Kitchen" are screened by Fox.
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.Kravitz on August 19, 2008 - 8:05pm
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That blind was not christian bale...it was most likely Will Smith....The Fresh Prince....maybe the Ex was DJ jazzy Jeff.....
Submitted by girl_cheese on August 21, 2008 - 11:48am.
I can't even think of any of this stuff right now. I'm still fantasizing about Christian Bale possibly breaking into his male lover's apt and doing the bad thing ... oh, I wish I was a guy! One of the few times I'll ever say that.
Submitted by Nicholeoleoleo on August 21, 2008 - 11:48am.
Nastia was born in Russia, so they would have copies of her original birth papers. It would be one against the other and the controversy would kill any chance that she'd have to compete.
The only reason why China was able to get away with their little tumbling tots was because all of the team members were born there.
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No fucking shit, genius. I was making a point, but you had to make sure everyone knows you are smart. Stoopid whore.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 21, 2008 - 11:06am.
Ok, I thought that after Colt made the bullets, they couldn't be reproduced. And WTF is up with this Bela bitch? Fuck I hope she dies miserably. And what is up with Sam? I'm in the middle of season 3 right now (on surfthechannel) and I can't fucking wait for season 4.
Did you see the first 5 minutes of Lazarus Rising?
Everyone thought that about the Colt until Ruby came into the picture. I'm not going to ruin anything for you & answer any other questions, but you're in for a real treat. I truly think it's the best & most underrated series on TV.
The Christmas epi really disturbed me, but I LOVED "Ghost Facers" & "Mystery Spot."
On T (kinda): Gordon is a wrinkly, foul-mouthed God!
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Submitted by ab on August 22, 2008 - 1:10am.
I love that the random dude in the pic has his eyes covered with a bar too. lol.
LOL, I just noticed that.
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I love that the random dude in the pic has his eyes covered with a bar too. lol.
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 12:56am.
CE: The yellow-eyed demon received the last of the original bullets. Ruby helped Bobby make some new ones.
Ok, I thought that after Colt made the bullets, they couldn't be reproduced. And WTF is up with this Bela bitch? Fuck I hope she dies miserably. And what is up with Sam? I'm in the middle of season 3 right now (on surfthechannel) and I can't fucking wait for season 4.
Did you see the first 5 minutes of Lazarus Rising?
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What research would ramsey have to do, its oreilly.
Nasty Nastia just got 10x hotter. KGB tactics are sexy! #3 DEFINITELY THAT SLUT BINDI IRWIN, but its probably one of those Jersey fag jonas kids.
poor umbertoo is in a bad mood today
again
let's all lick him until he feels better
Snow: You know I loves me some Gordon! I've never thought a sharpei was hot before, but something about that man moves me in a very profound way!
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Sensimina : I just looked at your myspace. u r so cute! I always imagined you like Freddie Mercury, LMAO
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CE: The yellow-eyed demon received the last of the original bullets. Ruby helped Bobby make some new ones.
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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"Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway."
Haahaahaa! Chicks can be so sneaky!
Oh, and I hope no. 3 is Miley Cyrus!
Take that Walmart!
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Submitted by Umbertoooo on August 21, 2008 - 10:53am.
Submitted by KD on August 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
Actually, if you read #1 correctly, it would be Shawn who spiked Nastia's drink because "the plan backfired". If it hadn't, the medal would have been Shawn's.
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Hmmmm now I know why Nastia looked so angry/unemotional during the all-around.
I can't even think of any of this stuff right now. I'm still fantasizing about Christian Bale possibly breaking into his male lover's apt and doing the bad thing ... oh, I wish I was a guy! One of the few times I'll ever say that.a friend said that on tall dating site ____T a l l m i n g l e . c o m____,which is a dating site for all tall friends and tall singles,especially models and basketball players.
Submitted by KD on August 21, 2008 - 11:50am.
Actually, if you read #1 correctly, it would be Shawn who spiked Nastia's drink because "the plan backfired". If it hadn't, the medal would have been Shawn's.
Actually it says big competition, could be World Championships, US Championships etc. etc. It didn't mean the olympics you piece of shit.