Thursday, August 21st 2008

Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

Which two perky Olympian teammates are really bitter rivals? One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition, but her plan backfired when her nemesis not only powered through the competition but beat her so-called friend anyway. (Rush & Molly)

Nastia & Shawn?! If this is true, I love Nasty Nastia even more!

Which popular TV personality is decidedly less popular with his production crew? Not only is he incredibly rude, he also makes work experience lackeys do all his research for him. (3am Girls)

Gordon Ramsay? That seems to obvious though.

Purity Ring? More like PR ring. One of these self-proclaimed virgins is anything but. On a recent tour, this performer was so wasted during the meet and greet that they didn’t notice that a groupie had a cell phone filming parts of the shenanigans. The video footage wasn’t too salacious, but against image. Where were the handlers on this one? They are usually on top of this sort of thing, but the only thing on top was our performer, and what a performance! Time will tell if this video makes it into mainstream media. If so, look for a quick denial and some charity work. That kind of cover-up worked well for them last time. Choices: One of the Jonas Brothers, Taylor Swift or Miley Cyrus (Buzz Foto)

All of the above!

Posted by: Michael K


JuneStar's picture

girl- i really think that BV was about Brendan Frasier.....

Yes, Iowa I really think it's about the swimmers.

Actually it says "A big" not "The" referring to the olympics. It could have happened months ago at a different competition.

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Nastia was giving Shawn really evil looks when
Shawn was getting the medal.
If looks could kill Shawn would of been dead.

PS: I hope this story is NOT true.

KD's picture

Actually, if you read #1 correctly, it would be Shawn who spiked Nastia's drink because "the plan backfired". If it hadn't, the medal would have been Shawn's.

#3 is probably Miley, but she probably wasn't drunk and just being her usual retarded self.

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TOPANGA LOL re her Dad. I know they are Russian and all but he kisses her on the damn lips and it skeeves me out!
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Iowa Girl's picture

I hate to be "that" person, and there are many things i know nothing about. But I happen to know for a fact that the one about Nastia and Shawn is absolutely not true. They really are good friends.

JuneStar's picture

There are some BV's going around about how a group of "tween" smoking some j's at a big award show(kid's choice?) i guess the kid's choice is sour diesel!!

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Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Submitted by Sassy on August 21, 2008 - 10:41am.

Shawn Johnson said in an interview after her beam win that she was not feeling right during the competion, but I don't think that BI is true. Hopefully next Olympics all cuntries send in their 14 year olds. If the US cheated Nastia could have competed 4 years ago.

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Nastia was born in Russia, so they would have copies of her original birth papers. It would be one against the other and the controversy would kill any chance that she'd have to compete.

The only reason why China was able to get away with their little tumbling tots was because all of the team members were born there.

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girl_cheese's picture

I can't even think of any of this stuff right now. I'm still fantasizing about Christian Bale possibly breaking into his male lover's apt and doing the bad thing ... oh, I wish I was a guy! One of the few times I'll ever say that.

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That Nasty-a does seem like a nasty bitch. I vote for Nasty-a for #1.

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JuneStar's picture

I don't think it's the gymnasts. I think it's those two swimmers(divers?)that used to be friends but now don't get along. they said in some interviews that they don't like each other. I forget their names, anyone? two women.

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TOPANGA's picture

The drunk slut is that Mormon ho from dancing with the stars...and you soo know Nastia spiked Shawn Johnson's protein shake. Her and her DILF of a father are evil like that.

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Don't be surprised if it is Taylor. I love her, but people who protest too much about their own virtue usually have big skeletons in their closets. That is all, I'll go away now.

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Nicholeoleoleo's picture

Nastia's a total bitch, I don't care what anyone says. Her body language off the mat says it all. That 5-head bitch shot daggers at that Alicia Sacramone, who messed up three times in the team competition. You always room with the person that you hate the most...Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

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How Nastia of 'her?'!

snowpiece's picture

Drama: they are talking about your BF, Gordon. he's my hero too.
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I really hope its miley. Nothing would make me happier.Buuuut I don't really se her as much of a drinker. Dunno why. She's obviously flawed. However one of those jonas brothers is like 19 or so and I'm pretty sure he's not holding out from all that sweet16 year old poontang. Do you know any 19 year old guys that don't wanna fuck? Er no. I drank when I was 16 but I don't think most do. 19 seems more likely to drink. Plus on tour. But I want it to be miley.

Sassy's picture

Shawn Johnson said in an interview after her beam win that she was not feeling right during the competion, but I don't think that BI is true. Hopefully next Olympics all cuntries send in their 14 year olds. If the US cheated Nastia could have competed 4 years ago.

NYAPPLES's picture

#3

Shes just being Miley!

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

#2 is from a British newspaper/website...so I wonder if they aren't referring to a Brtish TV personality.

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KD's picture

Submitted by Ohyeah on August 21, 2008 - 10:16am.
Nastia and Shawn Johnson are roommates. Why would they room together if they hate each other?

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That's an easy one! Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer! That's the best way to keep an eye on them and learn their secrets.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on August 22, 2008 - 12:34am.

Chris Eccleston! Another "Supernatural" fan? We're so scarce. When JDM was on as John, that was one family of HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm obsessed now. I hated Jared Padalecki on Gilmore Girls, but I love him on this show.

One question, how do they keep getting bullets for the Colt? I was under the impression they were one time only.

Yeah, JDM was fucking hot.

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NotsoAnonymous's picture

#1 has got to be Ryan Lochte and Michael Phelps.
Those girls!
[Don't let the "her" throw you off... it still applies!]

Hekki's picture

"Which popular TV personality is decidedly less popular with his production crew? Not only is he incredibly rude, he also makes work experience lackeys do all his research for him."

ALL of them do that! Most of these people are just talking heads.

kittin's picture

Got to be Miley

NYAPPLES's picture

Nastia must have spiked Shawns drink, when they did the balance beam, Shawn even said she wasnt feeling well, and her coach and her had to push her to compete. Shawn went on to win Gold, and Nastia looked like she was going to beat Shawn with her medal on the podium.

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. "

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I'm not a fan of wasting food, but it makes me happy whenever Gordon Ramsay smooshes a dish he doesn't approve of into the chest of its creator.

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Chris Eccleston! Another "Supernatural" fan? We're so scarce. When JDM was on as John, that was one family of HOTNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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CeeCee's picture

#2 Dr. Phil

Triscuit's picture

I know the Jonas Brothers are on tour now cause I am bringing my Daughter next week!
Drunk Little Boys!
Yay ME!
(kidding...?)

DonkeyPunched's picture

I hope number 3 is Miley Cyrus, she needs to start going downtown and she is the perfect replacement for Lindsay. She even has that hoarse voice.

Imperial Whore's picture

# 2 is totally Anderson Cooper. Hence the 360... or is that a 180 when people change? Ha.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 12:27am.

Jensen Ackles. He plays that hot ass, Dean, on Supernatural.

I fucking love his Texas twang.

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Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on August 21, 2008 - 8:21am.
I would have spiked her drink with steroids, then made an anonymous call. But in reality, I'm not that big of a cunt. I would have thought about it, and just hated her in secret.
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Now THAT is what I call Olympic spirit!
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Sensimina's picture

This is off topic sorta, but how about those Chinese gymnasts?? I don't want to jump to any conclusions because I know a couple of Asian girls who looked like they were 12 all through high school, but some of those girls looks straight up SEVEN.

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the_shari-est's picture

I'm voting for one of the Jonas dudes since they made such a huge deal out of their purity rings. Plus seems like they would be more likely to have "groupies".

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#2 is Seacrest of Tyra

#3 is probably chipmunk Miley or super fugly Jonas brothers.

Love blind items!

snowpiece's picture

Chris Eccleston... he's a terrific actor and I checked IMDB and I see he was on Heroes too? I might have to Netflix, anyway, I lurv him too. and BTW who IS your avie?
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Sayonara's picture

That last one could be anybody, but its probably Miley.

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 12:21am.

Fucking LOVE him. Good god, I have an orgasm every time I watch Doctor Who. I'd let him jumpstart my TARDIS.

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on August 22, 2008 - 12:20am.

I would have spiked her drink with steroids, then made an anonymous call. But in reality, I'm not that big of a cunt. I would have thought about it, and just hated her in secret.

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snowpiece's picture

Chris Eccleston... not your avie but your name, that's the guy from Shallow Grave right? the HOTNESSSSSSSSSSSS and I loved him in Cracker too
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its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

i wonder if their sure #2 is a man. cuz sounds like tyty to me.

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NovaNightly's picture

One of the Jonas Brothers...or Miley fer sure. Miley is a little slut and everyone knows it....:D

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Mrs.Kravitz's picture

"One spiked the other's protein shake with laxatives before a big competition,"

that is most unsportsmanlike

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Oxygen's picture

I agree with The Doc. #2 has got to be Bill O'Rudely. He's the biggest jackhole around but watch this shit and you will be laughing your asses off.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tJjNVVwRCY

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Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

Can I also say, I'm in total lust with my avatar. It takes everything I can not to lick the screen.

Sorry, continue.

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TexnDoc's picture

<"Not only is he incredibly rude, he also makes work experience lackeys do all his research for him.">

Even in the dark in a dense fog from a mile away, that's Bill O'Reilly.

Chris Ecclestons Concubine's picture

I'm going with Gaycrest on this one. I think #1 is two of those Chinese "16" year-olds.

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Ohyeah's picture

Nastia and Shawn Johnson are roommates. Why would they room together if they hate each other?
And as for the third one - what does getting drunk/high have to do with a purity ring or virgins? They claim that the performer is "anything but" a virgin, but then offer proof of being drunk?!? I get that the teen idols may not be as squeaky clean as their image, but lets at least get the facts straight!

snowpiece's picture

Team Nasty~ya
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