Thursday, August 21st 2008
It Must Be True Love
Tater Head brought her supposed new man, Micah Alberti, to the premiere of "House Bunny" in Los Angeles last night. Poor Tater. I hope he's not using her for her gorgeous looks, talent and money. I don't think he cares about her thrilling personality! Or maybe he just has a chin fetish. Chin fucker! Whatever the case may be, I'm glad Rumer is getting her taters mashed. I'm sure they will get married and have dozens of baby spuds.
Tater's mommy, Demi Moore, also came out to support her daughter. Demi is such a bitch. Look at how she's almost posing chin-to-chin with Rumer. Although, Demi is looking a little botoxy in the face. And I really wish Ashton would just go and swim in a toilet already.
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Does anyone else think that Rumer has already had some work done? It seems subtle but I definitely notice a difference. Maybe she'll go the Jen Aniston route and have several minor surgeries until she gets the result she wants. I think she looks great.
I'd be so tempted to fuck me stepfather if I was her. It's best I'm not in this nice little blended family.
the blue contacts look off when you are born with brown or hazel eyes. anyway, R. willis whole face is "off" if ya know what i mean--so i guess it does not matter anyway....par for the course.
DAMN, that woman is like Dorian Gray.....
Rumer should just replace Leno when he retires from the Tonight Show. Maybe no one will notice the difference.
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Why are they there? Why is Demi supporting her daughter? DO you mean to say that after years of parties, premiers and posing like she really is someone, Rumer has finally actually DONE something?
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I just want to know how her parents had the courage to keep reproducing after they saw her. Those are looks only a mother could love.
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And I should give a shyt because....
I hope those two never breed, the kid would honestly have the biggest chin in the world- record breaking no doubt.
I really don't like those blue contacts Rumer has on, but I do like her hair and her dress, she looks quite nice here! Her smile is quite nice too, never see her doing much of that- smiling I mean.
Can't stand her bitchy mother or her 'the original douchebag' stepfather Ashton. I'm so glad that he hasn't been in many movies lately, he irritates the fuck out of me.
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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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He's nearly as ugly as she is.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Why is Ashton wearing a pair of Nike's with those dress pants? Geesh
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He has a big chin too.
They'd have big chined children.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
God, how bad would it suck to have your MOM look better than you! It's so unfortunate that each of her children look like her ex in drag.
huh........
her chin is astronomical.
First row of photos, end photo on the right--Demi and Spawn look quite lovely.
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My one nice comment of the day: that looks like a real mother-daughter hug, the kind where you can't get enough of your kid, even though she's grown-up and has a lunar chin.
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Hes cute, but does have the same chin. OMG if they breed they might produce another Tory the hut! They must be stopped..
Submitted by The C word on August 22, 2008 - 12:10am.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 21, 2008 - 1:08pm
I love it too. "He can pick up satalittes on that melon. Hey Heid!:
Since I also have Scottish parents I lmao at that movie.
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He kind of has a tater head as well. They can have tater children together.
I hate the fake looking blue contacts but she is looking a bit better these days(minus the FAKE contacts)
I am convinced that when Ashton was on That 70s Show, he wasn't acting. He was just being his usual, childish, stupid self. Will this man ever grow up?
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
For the love of Christ, take out the stupid contacts. I HATE COLOURED CONTACTS!
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aw i think shes a handsome girl leave her alone!!
but yea if that was my mom i might feel a little insecure from time to time.
Rumer really is pretty though, so what if she isnt fucking perfeect in the face! i hope she doesnt give in to plastic surgery because then everyone will shit on her for a whole new reason.
Sweet mother of Jay Leno, they both are like the chins that ate Pittsburg.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Will someone please tell her strapless is not a good look for her?
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Anyone see the new girls next door that was about this movie? Anna Faris is really pretty...seems kinda annoying, but very pretty though!
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DUDE. stop hating on rumer. she seems like a cool chick. and why the hell did we not get any coverage on the best part of the house bunny premiere: ANNA FARIS!!!!! I want to know everytime she sneezes, because it'll be funny, guaranteed.
Chin fucker!!! LMAO I FUCKING LOVE MK
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Isn't that the dude from that POS ABC Family show about the horse? Maybe lookin at that long face for all those seasons gave him a taste for the chin!
i loves how her dad was there taking pictures looking so proud.
bf has a large chin too.
Submitted by VooDooVixen on August 21, 2008 - 1:08pm.
If those two happen to pro-create, the baby's head will be of gargantuan proportions......"Will you look at the C-R-A-N-I-U-M on that kid's shoulders......it's like an orange on a toothpick!!!!!!!!" (Father on "So I Married An Ax Murderer")
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Haaaahaaaaa..thought I was the only one who saw that movie!
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
She totally got her chin done, huh? Bizarro...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
If those two happen to pro-create, the baby's head will be of gargantuan proportions......"Will you look at the C-R-A-N-I-U-M on that kid's shoulders......it's like an orange on a toothpick!!!!!!!!" (Father on "So I Married An Ax Murderer")
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Those color contacts she's wearing are awful. I get mine ("natural blue") at http://www.9mmsfx.com/. I've been wearing color contacts for 20 years now and these are the absolute best. I love them even though they give me a bit of tunnel vision!
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That poor kid---It's got to be incredibly hard and disconcerting for her because Demi, deservingly, get's constant attention for her bod and looks---
You guys watch---I bet Rumor grows into that head--She's just a baby and has a lot of physical changes to go through.
I think it's Bruce's fault she has that head in the first place. Can't believe a swelled head made it's way into genes. He makes me barf in a Richard Gere kinda way. They are so desperate to be acting legends and it ain't happening.
OH! btw, I have some pretty credible gossip about Richard Gere and that little incident he had with gerbal back in the 90's---I don't want to piss off any gay guys and I don't know how that sits with them. The concept still bothers me and is shocking in the first place. Especially, for Gere's flakey Bhuddist butt. Seriously, though it's not even gossip. This happened.
What a group of photos: 4 of the about 200 people total who are actually going to see "House Bunny" on the wide-screen at a theater and not on DVD at home. No wonder they're going formal.
Rumer isn't ugly; quite the opposite.
She does seem to be as vapid as most of the people who grace these pages though. It boggles my mind how people can be born into such privileged lives, where money is no object and can't muster any ambition than look hot and be famis.
Money is truly wasted on the complacent bourgeois classes.
Paris Hilton has created a monster, and for that she should be reviled and admired in equal measure.
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Even fat chinned wannabes need some love.
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Who is that in your avvie?
I've seen her do a few interviews for the movie and she looks WAY more attractive in motion. I don't think she's ugly, I just think she's tragically un-photogenic.
She looks pretty good, but those colored contacts HAVE TO GO!!!
One word for her:
Crest Whitestrips
If looks count for anything, this guy looks like he'd be as big a douchebag as Retchael Ray's creepy little rat of a husband.
yeah, he's not with her because she's a Moore-Willis. shuurre.
I can't say anything bad about Rumer because I can see she's trying. And she DOES look a LOT less unfortunate... BUT. The BF appears to have a bit of gay face. It's stealth (like Gyllenhaal's), but it's there.
Submitted by Hekki on August 21, 2008 - 7:59am.
So who else thinks that Demi flirts with Micah every time Tumer leaves the room?
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Me too! You know Demi can't stand anyone else to get the spotlight and be the "cute one". Total attention whore.
Better not procreate with those two jaw-lines.
rumor should smile more. it makes her less chintastic looking.
i hate demi moore. she seems like an egotistical jerk.
im actually rooting for rumer! I'm so happy for her, she looks beautiful.
I hope she stays that way.