Jessica Simpson Is A Master Detective
Carrie Underwears recently said that Tony Romo still calls her ass, but she doesn't answer. Jessica Simpson said on a radio station in Nashville that she knows for a fact Tony hasn't called Carrie. What's her proof? She checked his call log! She's a regular Sherlock fucking Holmes.
Jessica said, "Tony and I both laughed at that. We got a chuckle out of it." When asked about if it was true, Jessica said, "I know it's not true -- I looked at his call log. I'm kidding!" She's not kidding.
Somebody needs to school this frog-tard on the art of snooping. If you're going to do it, do it fucking right! Don't look at the call log. It's called "delete." Look at his phone bill online! If you don't find anything there, text Carrie from Tony's phone with "baby I miss u." If nothing comes from that, then go jump off a bridge as punishment for snooping on your man.
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Eons ago, when I hung with a certain pro athlete, I went through his stuff in a hotel room and found his fone book loaded with other girls names...and I confronted him. Okay, so he was married with a toddler at the time:) I'm on Team Carrie with this one!
Submitted by StickaCockinWoo... on August 21, 2008 - 10:18am.
That phone is a discreet way to play with anyone. You don't want to give out your real cell number so you get a cheap one and call it the naughty phone.
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why am I not surprised you'd be all over that like a cheap suit?
Cheating is cool, gay men having babies is not?
Go fuck yourself, asshole.
LMAO ! I'm out to lunch
Play nice bitches
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on August 21, 2008 - 12:59pm
Poor Darryl is right!!! Did you guys know about this?
The guy who plays Darryl on "The Office" has just copped a plea in his hardcore drug case.
We've learned Craig Robinson has just entered a "tentative guilty plea" to possession of ecstasy, a felony. The other charges against him were dismissed outright. Cops said he had meth and ecstasy on him and had cocaine and amphetamines in his system when he was busted in Culver City in June.(TMZ)
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I really have nothing against Underwears but Simpson is becoming freakishly more like her dad. Check call logs???
Bradi - I know...that's why I keep a harem.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656
omy GAWD, Carli pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL my lurv to you, little one.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 21, 2008 - 10:09am.
This is off topic, but does anyone else here live in California and notice that tons of people are still talking on their cell phones (without the hands-free set) while driving? Some girl nearly ran me over yesterday when I was crossing the street and I nearly dropped my science project.*
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Yes dream, i do. I swear it PISSES me off to no end!! I dont have a blue tooth device yet so when i get a damn call as i walk to my car, i have to sit in my car for like 15 minutes talking before i can hang up and drive...lol. I just want to take pictures of these idiots driving and talking on their cells with liscense plate numbers attached and turn them it!! Although i dont think picture taking and driving is a good thing either...lol.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
JuneStar ha ha look at Mk's new post, it's your pic.
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Do my eyes deceive me? IS THE SHADY ONE HERE????????????? YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
yes, i refreshed over and over again. i even signed off and on. my computer is such a jerk.
jessica simpson and jennifer aniston should go gayelle and start dating. the press would have one huge collective orgasm and then cease to exist.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 21, 2008 - 1:27pm.
..oh, and screw call logs..it's all about facebook and myspace pages. These two are the bain of relationships now-a-days.
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Yeah, but its getting harder by the day to sneak on a private myspace nowadays. I used to be all up on this B-I-T-Ceezys page and she thought it was private and oh my.....cant really do the sh*t anymore though...which might be a good things
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
M.E. have you seen the ads for the new Season of PB? They gave my Tbag a cheesy moostacio. How rude! LOL 9/1 is the premire.
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I bet she spent hours calling every number that was stored in his cell phone, and when someone answered she would pretend that she was trying to reach "so and so" and must have dialed the number by mistake.
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
INSECURE MUCH?? Whore desperately needs MK to school her on some essentials. And this whole "see, I'm BETTER than Carrie that's why he picked ME! ME! ME!" shit is getting really old. Romo is no prize.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
"Michael K. puts little details in and picks just the right photos. He puts thought into things, but never makes it look too done. He makes it look easy. I notice the details in people and that is one reason why I come here. I think that is why MANY of the dlisters come here."
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Without being ass-kissy, this is true!
Re: call logs - it's got to be really crappy to be in a relationship where you feel it's necessary to check your SO's call logs. My SO and I have been together for 10 years and neither of us is so mistrustful or disrespectful as to Sherlock Holmes the other.
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On Topic - MK, you are a master freaking investigator. I shutter to think what your boyfriends go through. My Lord, man.
..oh, and screw call logs..it's all about facebook and myspace pages. These two are the bain of relationships now-a-days.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
JuneStar did you refresh the page? cuz that's what I did and then I saw slutty's house.
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June Star wrote: "Michael K. puts little details in and picks just the right photos. He puts thought into things, but never makes it look too done. He makes it look easy. I notice the details in people and that is one reason why I come here. I think that is why MANY of the dlisters come here."
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Without being ass-kissy, this is true!
i didnt write that. i was quoting someone else. i did write the part about the penises though. lol.
hmmm.... i'm still seeing my old one,dammit.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Jessica=ZZZZZZZZZ
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
If their ex's number is still even in thier phone catalog, then yes, they still talk or they plan on eventually talking again in the near future or somewhere down the line. When it's over...really over, I immediatly delete a number.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
JuneStar YES! that's the one , Sluttiena
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I can't help but feel sorry for someone so incredibly stupid.
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When you bait us, we attack. It's our fucking job.
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snowpiece what does it look like? it's not the faery is it? that's my old one. the new one is sienna miller crying that someone wrote slut on her house.
i still see the faery.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Submitted by anonymouscrazyc... on August 21, 2008 - 9:57am.
those side by side pictures are great! Jessica looks a hot tranny mess while Carrie looks angelic...Tony traded down when he went to Jessica...
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That's exactly what I saw when I saw the pictures beside each other. You couldn't have said it better! It is so true.
Doesn't Jessica also look kind of evil?? Scary...
Well of course Tony laughed at that....HE HAD TO!
"Yeah, that's really funny, Jes, I never call her!"
*nervous laugh*
Why would she just make that up if it wasn't true, anyway?
And why do I care?
And finally, Jessica is really, REALLY ugly in the face!
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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 9:12am.
M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Trust is key in every relationship. If she is checking his call log, bitch does NOT trust him.
This relationship will never last.
- I think it is already over but Papa Joe is holding guard duty with his shot gun.
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True. Papa Joe has kept this charade going.
JuneStar I see your new avie
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Yes, and he doesnt have to draw penises on everyone! yeah, that's sooo creative.
~I agree. Michael K. puts little details in and picks just the right photos. He puts thought into things, but never makes it look too done. He makes it look easy. I notice the details in people and that is one reason why I come here. I think that is why MANY of the dlisters come here. Most of us pick up on everything. There is def a few traits we all share.~
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
Two Drink Min on August 21, 2008 - 1:17pm
♥ Hi Hooker!
I know.
Commitment is the new "C" word.
Monogamy is in Re-Hab/on Vacation.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
What about the Trac Fone? It's $10 at the cvs, Staples or StopNShop. You buy minutes to put on the phone and talk and text that way, and when you are done your can throw away phone. That phone is a discreet way to play with anyone. You don't want to give out your real cell number so you get a cheap one and call it the naughty phone.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
ZiggyStardust on August 21, 2008 - 10:01am.
I used to think that MK had an easy life. Really how much time can it take up writing a couple of hundred words each day?
This post reminds me of how much work he must put into this website though. It must have taken hours to comb the internet to find these two picture - both subtly hilarious!
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I agree. Michael K. puts little details in and picks just the right photos. He puts thought into things, but never makes it look too done. He makes it look easy. I notice the details in people and that is one reason why I come here. I think that is why MANY of the dlisters come here. Most of us pick up on everything. There is def a few traits we all share.
Bradi - first, hi slut. Second, true. Trust is a big thing...
If you can find it and have it with someone God bless you. Tell me how.
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Jessica is too big of an idiot to have a healthy relationship. It's waaaaaaaay too easy to play her. She shoulda stuck with Nick Lachey. She had a rep for being dumb then, but at least that's better than the dumb whore she is now.
NEW FLASH! If you have to look means it probably already happened. I would never stand for someone going through my phone. Everyone cheats anyway.
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M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 1:01pm.
Trust is key in every relationship. If she is checking his call log, bitch does NOT trust him.
This relationship will never last.
- I think it is already over but Papa Joe is holding guard duty with his shot gun.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
waaa- it's not working!
i met the other warehouse worker-not Roy or Pudge, the one from best week ever- patrice oneal. He was nice and gave me some watermelon. Love the Office!
i hate people in nyc that text while walking,looking down the whole time..then when you run into them they give you the stink eye. Look up bitch!
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
So brilliant. "baby i miss you." I almost spat out my ramen. seriously, though, besides the obvious that jessica is an idiot, is it really that wrong to snoop on a boyfriend if an ex like underwears makes a statement like that? I'd honestly be guilty of doing the same thing.
Even I could teach this mutton-head some snoopin' tricks.
Although, if she felt confident and secure in her relationship with Tony she wouldn't feel the need to have to dig. I only did it because deep down I knew something was up with my ex-bf but was too young and immature to leave.
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The both of them should just shut the fuck up already. They're both attention whores.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
This is off topic, but does anyone else here live in California and notice that tons of people are still talking on their cell phones (without the hands-free set) while driving? Some girl nearly ran me over yesterday when I was crossing the street and I nearly dropped my science project.*
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
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Thanks snowpiece!
poor, lucky craig robinson. I love Daryl.
I'm trying to change my avitar and it keeps going back to my old one. what am i doing wrong?
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
And yet - one's a stupid though still actual singer, while the other one's a fuckin tv karaoke contest winner pretending to be an actual singer.
Like she even knows what a call log is, let alone how to access it...
I'm going to stick up for Jessica here and say that Carrie Underwood is just trying to be a bitch and stir the pot. Why did she say that? Did someone ASK her if Tony Romo still called her? No? Then why bring it up? To prove her irresitibility and superiority to Jessica Simpson?
If he really was so in love with Carrie Underwood, he would break up with Jessica and be with her. Even if he IS calling her, she's not the woman he's choosing to be seen in public with.
"Submitted by JuneStar on August 21, 2008 - 10:03am.
poor, lucky craig robinson. I love Daryl."
Yes, I was going to change my avatar, but felt that Craig needed to stay a little longer - especially since he's eating a delicious chicken wang.
The best way to change your avatar is by uploading it from your personal PC. It should work. I think there's another option to upload from a site, but most sites these days don't allow hotlinking. Good luck.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
what is even funnier is if you go and pretend that you are going to save this picture, (right click) Michael K. has titled it fugly verses fugly. Hahahahaaaaaa
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JuneStar first delete the old one then submit, then put the new one and submit and then when it says the changes have been saved refresh the page and you should see the new one.
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lol big tittied chipmunk
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Trust is key in every relationship. If she is checking his call log, bitch does NOT trust him.
This relationship will never last.