Friday, August 22nd 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 21st!
In anticipation of increased traffic during the Republican National Convention, the Minneapolis Airport adds laundry service and an attendant to the men's rooms. - Tyroan
Runners-up:
I hate to break it you honey, but those are not flippers, a washing machine is not a pool, and no, Micheal Phelps will not be impressed. - casiobeat
How to break up with Jennifer Aniston
By: John Mayer
Step 1- Put on her panties and heels
Step 2- Wash all of Brad Pitts clothes that she saved/cherished/sniffed
Step 3- Drop a shit in her dryer
Step 4- talk about it in concert forever and ever and ever (and ever) - markopolo
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Markopolo should have won, that was hilarious! Nice job! lol
The only way to save your feet from aching when doing laundry.
MK is this you? lololol! nice shoes!
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
Thanks MK and all the dlisted bishes for making my life a little more bearable today.
Tyroan that was excellent.
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Supoib funny fools.
I like those long captions Markopolo!!
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“Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).”
Dayum!~ Somebody(ies) put a little extra funny in the flakes today:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
good ones guys, LOL he does look like John Meyer now you mention it!
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omigod, again? thanks for the honor! and congrats winners...
Congrats funny weiners! Tyroan's entry was my fav.
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Girls with large kolaches shouldn't be talking all Slitty! ~Sluttsville
Congrats to the winners - funny!!!
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Janice Dickinson Modelling Agency Outtake #65: Janice gets jizz on her tanktop.
Wonky McValtrex is still pre-op, and his...I mean her hormone injections are showing results!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
In a cheap bid to increase thier market penetration with newly married gays, MayGag reveals their "Sit and Spin" line of versatille washing machines. Using leaked stills from Ricky Martin's Menudo audition tape and changing the setting label from "gentle" to "massaging bidet", thier attemp to both dominate and satisfy the market is surprisingly effective.
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FYI- MK 8/21 is my b-day...
Shauna Sands brother proves that talent doesn't fall far from the washer.
Women are you tired of doing the laundry?Well try "Freak O Matic" we assure you,your Husband will never enter the basement again.(Void in the state of Utah.)
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Michael K: The Early Years
Submitted by Hoolrah on August 22, 2008 - 2:26am.
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LOL, nice.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Damn, these political ads are getting downright nasty. Someone should tell McCain not to portray Obama's "wishy-washy platforms" so literally.
one of ricky martin's twins first dress up experience in daddy's clothes caught on tape. his papi was so proud!
Maytag, the gay edition. Also available in fuschia, lavendar, and sage.
Yes, Miseralba, you're not a virgin anymore. We get it now.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
Gimme some Cheer, gimme some Snuggle, gimme some Mr. Clean and I'll be the Merry Maid of your dreams mister.
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Sanjaya is a TOP LOADER...not a FRONT LOADER...duh!!!
Natalie Portman, you're trying way too hard to shake your squeaky clean image.
After that last Pirate movie, Orlando Bloom ponders his next career move.
Bobby Trendy gets halloweeny as Michael Phelps
The Gaytag repairman is here to fix all your plumbing needs.
Marc Antony's new clothing line: Lord of Leather.
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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Imagine the contestants surprise when Drew Carey revealed the newest "Price is Right" girl.
Unable to get the love of his life Phoebe Price, Michael Knight had to settle for Luigi Spice.
"Okay...It's in, you can turn it on now!"
The new MTV remake of the Rocky Horror Picture Show left a lot to be desired.
Ghetto bidet
Introducing the new "At Home Professional Colonic" system. With just 3 easy payments of $249.95, you too can experience the deep, healthy cleansing of a spa colonic in the privacy of your own home!
Call now, and we'll include a gay towel boy for free! You just pay shipping and handling. (Limited time offer. Gay towel boy may differ from the one shown in picture." Don't delay! Act now!
The local wash and Thai
Orlando Bloom, basement man of mystery.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Yeah, he came with the washing machine.
His tattoo is RD...rinse daily. But I still think this is a bit too radical.
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site
Want tough stains out? Try "All Tempa-Queer".
See what happens when you don't clean the lint traps?
Carlos C. Furter was always jealous of his big brother, which was obvious after taking one look at his myspace profile picture.
With the price of gas and food on the rise, even the Maytag man has to have a second job.
He is my favorite comedian. Yes, he is single now. I saw his profile on millionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said he is in relationship with a young beautiful woman on that site now.
The tranny in "America's Next Top Model" sparked some controversy after he/she posed topless in a challenge to advertise Tyra Bank's new shoe line. Tyra's rep has responded" "TyTy is ditraught about this because she knows what it is like to be different. She was 5'9 when she was casted to play her award winning role as 'Bashful' in her sixth grade class rendition of 'Snow White'."
Well Helloooooooo! Mr. Maytag repairman. You can fix my double loader now!
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WTF!? This is so gay! Everyone knows Downy dryer sheets are way better Bounce.
Is that a roll of quarters in your thong or are you just happy to see me?
Its so refreshing to see people being more conscious about the environment and buying appliances with an energy star sticker.
Introducing Maytag's latest energy efficient model. It spins and rinses simultaneously.
Ah, dude, it's a spin cycle not a sperm cycle.