Thursday, August 21st 2008

Afternoon Crumbs

Is the original Wino dating Tom Green?! Martha Dumptruck would not be pleased - Scandalist

The men of London better beware! Kate Hudson is in town - Popsugar

Nicole Richie wants her man to stay away from the evil troll - Hollywood Rag

Jennifer Aniston needs to try eHarmony already! - IDLYITW

Hallmark's new line of gay marriage cards - Towleroad

Even one of the Power Rangers is knocked up - Just Jared

Souffle top! Keeley Shaye Smith is spilling out of her bikini (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Anna Faris needs to quit this "blonde bimbo" act already - Hollywood Tuna

HoHan is a lezzie without a bra - Egotastic!

Nicole Kidman is an awful hotel guest - Lainey Gossip

Matthew McConaughey sucks at surfing - Cityrag

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Two Drink Min's picture

M.E. - I have never seen the movie so I can't bust... :P

Snow - He has, the hairline is bothering me. I can't sit through the receding. It will remind me I am 30.

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Leatherette's picture

... OK: One of you outraged broads needs to go out and hunt down more Sienna Miller property to vandalize STAT. Clicking on this boring fuckery is killing my noontime buzz.

-- and YES, I AM baiting you ;*

M.E.'s picture

Snowpiece - I have no idea if GTC is actually a good movie. I haven't seen it since I was a teenager. LOL.

I just remember I liked it because of the "hot boy" (Slater).

Miss Priss's picture

UGH

So sick of Ceiling Eyes over ----------------> on the side here. Wonky tits, keep on lookin' up lalalalalalalaaaaa

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Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 1:46pm.

"I do know, however, that Wynona's got a big brown beaver and she likes to show it off to all her friends:)"
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Ha ha ha!! PRIMUS reference! Cool.

It's seems like in every picture of Winona Ryder, she has fucking crazy psycho eyes.

Karen Flatts's picture

Okayyy....so sending your own sheets ahead of time and paying for a room you never even used, and asking for different lightbulbs constitutes being a bad hotel guest? Thank god these hotel people never had to deal with my husband's stinky feet after a golf tournament or bad gas from Taco Bell. Hell, I have even been known to leave a dirty towel or two in the shower when I've left! Lucky for me I'm not famous or I might have ended up on this "bad guest" list.

Is this really what we are coming to for news? Good Christ...

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Gonnaburn,

Nope, I know of it vaguely as a therapeutic process but that's all.

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xxyxz,

Hi darlin'

How's it going slut! lol

Missed you!♥

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Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 2:59pm.
Sensi- visited your facebook- Do you know much about Reiki?

xxyxz's picture

Miss Priss <3

snowpiece's picture

M.E. me too with GTC! I watched it so many times!
Is it actually any good? LOL
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But.Seriously.Folks's picture

Wino scraped bottom, threw that away, scraped again and came up with Tom Green. Sad.

Same goes for Nicole Richie and her duplicate douche.

Nicole Kidman is a sad little icicle, huh?

Sensimina's picture

I never pegged Kate Hudson to be a slut when she was with her hideous ex-husband. Love Goldie, but the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

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Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 2:56pm.
I don't think he has eyebrows anymore. Something is just so very off with his face.

M.E.'s picture

Two Drink - I like Christian Slater since "Gleaming the Cube"

LOL. Yes, I watched that shit!

Miss Priss's picture

Keeley is a pretty woman. Big, yes, but pretty. Shoulda wore a one piece...? Not bashing her at all, just sayin'

Pierce seems to love her anyways...or so we believe.

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2drink: I know, Christian Slater has gone to the dogs. I think he has a new tv show, BORING
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Stoney's picture

Jesus fucking Christ, how old are YOU, MK? Are you a washed up desperate pathetic loser because you are not married? The double standard on Jennifer Aniston is breathtaking.

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"Jennifer Aniston needs to try eHarmony already!"

I think she broke it already.

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Two Drink Min's picture

M.E. - too funny...BIG FUN. I remember the T shirt and her crossing the road. I got my first crush on Slater in that movie. Too bad about him though...

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Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 2:46pm.
Maybe I am misunderstanding, but Winona Ryder was not in teh Breakfast Club. The dark haired chick was Ally Sheedy (sp).

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Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on August 21, 2008 - 12:40pm.
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I just died laughing at "yeah you're 27 but in bunny years, that's like 60!" and when she got on that manhole cover... I won't see it in the theaters, but that's some good sweat pants and chocolate entertainment right there.
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FritoDorito's picture

Keely's a gorgeous woman. It sucks that the media can tear her to pieces like that. I don't have a thyroid so I know what it's like to be super thin one year, then have your meds and your levels get all out of whack causing you to gain a ton of weight. It kills your self esteem. I'm not saying she has that, but it must suck to put on a ton of weight have and your body work against you, especially in the public eye.
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angel_i's picture

Holy Shit! I had to click through to figure out who that was! She really was the original Wino in the breakfast club but I don't know about after that...I mean, her story was pretty plausible...

I do know, however, that Wynona's got a big brown beaver and she likes to show it off to all her friends:)

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M.E.'s picture

I'm sorry, but WHO is Anna Farris?

Am's picture

It sucks to see a formerly slender woman look like that. I'm not saying she shouldn't wear a bikini. Just not one that was made for the body she USED to have.
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Can't hate on Ms. Faris. I love her!
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Frito, I wanna see it, too! I love me some Anna Faris. She was soooo fucking funny in Just Friends so I'm hoping she's just as good in this.
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Miss Priss's picture

Kate Hudson in London...so is Sienna Miller...both vaginas of mass destruction...Vagzillas...hide all things with penises, like NOW

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Karen Flatts's picture

Listen Pierce....I really, really respect the fact that you seem to stand by KSS no matter what. In all honesty, she was never a supermodel to begin with, although she was slender and pretty. But, you need to sit homegirl down and talk to her about the wonders of a one-piece and a sarong. Preferably a really BIG sarong that at least goes down to the knees. If she's not about being slender anymore, okay, but please spare us the teeny bikinis. Gross.

Hekki's picture

Serious question: Does Anna Faris really act like a dumb blonde in real life or something? I thought the dumb blonde stuff was tongue-in-cheek.

(Wasn't her character in "Lost In Translation" supposed to be skewering Cameron Diaz?)

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I was watching E one day and they showed a recent pic of Nicole Richie and she looked positively HORRIBLE! Like a 60 yr. old anorexic skeleton with maleria...she looked nothing like when she was pregs or her simple life days.....she looked like a fucking old woman fo sho!

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I feel like they're blowing the Nicole Richie jealous thing out of proportion. Plus, it's a boring story. It's not like Mary-Kate (or Ashley) is Sienna Miller.

Hekki's picture

Submitted by Gonnaburn...: "Some whiny tone in Winona's voice makes me cringe when I hear it. I know she can act, but that voice has one pitch and it frustrates me."

You're not the only one!

M.E.'s picture

Martha Dumptruck - Damn. Gimme some YouTube of "Heathers". STAT!

BIG FUN!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Submitted by 2Di4 on August 21, 2008 - 2:26pm.
I can't even believe the paps knew who she was...

NOT IMPRESSED's picture

Tom Green is still alive?

LOL at the Hallmark cards. Cards are just corny. Period.

Anna Faris bugs me. I don't hate her, but there's something about her that's annoying.

Hohan can't pull off the braless look without looking like a hooker (I guess she likes it that way?). Her tittays are too large.

M.E.'s picture

Where has the OF Wino been hiding?

Nicole - acting like a jealous freak = NOT ATTRACTIVE to your man.

Hudson is in London? Who is a famouos actor or musician that resides there?? He'll be her next fuck buddy.

Can we stop talking about Aniston? Please. I don't like nor hate her, just sick of HEARNING about her.

Screw the Power Rangers. I doubt I'd even know who she is.

FritoDorito's picture

Don't throw shit at me, but I kind of want to see that House Bunny movie. That looks funny as shit.
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Leatherette's picture

Is the original Wino dating Tom Green?! Martha Dumptruck would not be pleased - Scandalist

... clicked and thought I time-jumped to the 90s.

FritoDorito's picture

Pregnant Power Ranger: I'm starting to agree with everyone that says we need to just stop fucking breeding for a while. We don't have to stop fucking, no, but we must use condoms and birth control and it wouldn't be a bad idea of bitches got vasectomies and their tubes tied too. It's getting too damn crowded.
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Two Drink Min's picture

OK, is there something in tha damn water? I am thisclose to taking a pregnancy test. People knock it OFF! Everyone I know is pregnant!

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2Di4's picture

keely shae smith in august 2001... what a difference 7 years makes!

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Some whiny tone in Winona's voice makes me cringe when I hear it. I know she can act, but that voice has one pitch and it frustrates me.

xxyxz's picture

I love Winona

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good for hallmark. now give me your money

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