Brit Brit May Terrorize The VMAs After All
In the picture above, Brit Brit looks exactly like this rabid raccoon that used to always knock the trash cans in front of my mother's house late at night. That dumb bitch almost bit me once!
Anyway, Brit Brit may grease up her weave and jiggle her hog jowls at this year's MTV Video Music Awards. There's already been rumors that Brit Brit was working on a performance and now her hairdresser has added fuel to the fire. The creepy mole tranny known as Kim Vo told E! that he's possibly working on three hairstyles for Brit Brit. One hairstyle for the red carpet, one for the show and another one for her thrilling performance. I don't know why he's spending so much time on her weave. The three hairstyles are just going to look ratty, rattier and rattiest.
Hopefully, Brit Brit sounds just like this video taken from her Las Vegas concert a few years ago. This clip is actually pretty old, but it's been making the internet rounds the past couple of days. It's supposedly the live feed from Brit's microphone and some say it's a fake. I don't know why they would say that? She sounds like an innocent angel.......who was attacked in the throat by a donkey, beat in the head with an umbrella and thrown down a flight of stairs. Beautiful.
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CAN WE DISCUSS KIM VO?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS IT?
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Your Mom Ate th... on August 21, 2008 - 4:23pm
hahahahahaha, Sally Mack times and a Fuck It Bucket in the corner.
No one is comingback but comingback, sadly, they are now a myth, we should all carve a stone wall of comingback hieroglyphics in a cave somewhere, in a 1000 years, someone will put it in the history books.
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*sigh* It's always the ones you want to return who usually never do.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
yeah, BB is good. Maybe we can summon BCAW with our chanting...
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
BOOT MOVES PAY HER WIG TAX! OK!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
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Your Mom Ate th... on August 21, 2008 - 4:23pm
hahahahahaha, Sally Mack times and a Fuck It Bucket in the corner.
No one is comingback but comingback, sadly, they are now a myth, we should all carve a stone wall of comingback hieroglyphics in a cave somewhere, in a 1000 years, someone will put it in the history books.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
I come in here, see all caps and think "Oh joy, Comingback is finally back" only to find out it's you guys imitating her. Y'all just broke my heart.
I hate you five times.
BUTT SLAP
ASS TAX
xxy hello times!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on August 21, 2008 - 3:19pm.
STACK THE SLUTS AND CALL COUNTY Y'ALL SINGER MOM TIMES IS MAKING THE COMEBACK OKAY! CAN'T CATCH THE BUTT FLAP BURNS WHEN THE BOOT MOVES CUT IN THE SLOT TIMES! TAKE A GOLD BOX AND CALL ME SALLY MACK!
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You win, BB. You've got natural Commingback talent.
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
BODY SPRAY
SOCKS
And
TACO TIMES
STACK THE SLUTS AND CALL COUNTY Y'ALL SINGER MOM TIMES IS MAKING THE COMEBACK OKAY! CAN'T CATCH THE BUTT FLAP BURNS WHEN THE BOOT MOVES CUT IN THE SLOT TIMES! TAKE A GOLD BOX AND CALL ME SALLY MACK!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
No matter how fit or sane she becomes, I will take comfort in the fact that she'll NEVER get rid of that Dirty Sanchez/Fu Manchu action.
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 21, 2008 - 3:05pm.
OK! FIGURES I WOULD COME IN THIS CHAT..SHE HAS TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS AND SOFA BATTERIES AND WIG TIMES AND KEVIN DOES DO POOTY TIMES WITH THE BIG COCK....
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...AND DON'T FORGET SEX TIME IN THE TOILET WITH KEVINS SOCK SLOT BECAUSE CARLA CHASED THE TOILET BATS OK! SO DON'T GO TALKING LIKE SHE TOOK THE ASS TAX IT ISN'T THE TURTH SO SLAP SALLY SLUT SOCKS! OK!
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"If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way. But I don't think that he would like it."
Has she been wearing a bra pretty much consistenly lately or have I missed something? She may have some talent as a dancer, and she has a pretty face when she doesn't have zits around her mouth, but what I really object to is Brit marketing herself as someone who has talent as a singer. That should be considered a crime against humanity.
i remember when she was on jenny jones at the beginning of her career and was obv singing live and she wasnt that trained then. that tape is HORRIBLE. if you want a really good singer to listen to look up jordis unga on myspace. she's amazing.
i saw smashing pumpkins at the mall. sadness.
http://www.myspace.com/midsummernitesdream
OK! FIGURES I WOULD COME IN THIS CHAT..SHE HAS TENNIS CANS AND GREEN BEANS AND SOFA BATTERIES AND WIG TIMES AND KEVIN DOES DO POOTY TIMES WITH THE BIG COCK....
fooled ya!!!!!!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
that doesn't even sound like her, but is her...
DAE
You know I love it when you do that
Submitted by M.E. on August 21, 2008 - 4:02pm.
OMG! Mall tours....do they still do those? Or did they die with the 90's?
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That's a good question - I think they were always more popular in the States so it's hard for me to judge from here...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
OMG! Mall tours....do they still do those? Or did they die with the 90's?
The creepy mole tranny known as Kim Vo told E! that he's possibly working on three hairstyles for Brit Brit.
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Speaking for the group, I think we'd be happy with one hairstyle at this point.
Girl's got 'stones', or really good meds, for even considering another MTV appearance.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 21, 2008 - 4:00pm.
Britney and Wino should SERIOUSLY do a duet.
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Seriousy! A breathy, cracked out ballad of LUV! So hot.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I agree with the rest of the posse here!
I don't want to see her come back! I want her to go far far away and never come back!
Britney and Wino should SERIOUSLY do a duet.
I'd really like to know how much life insurance daddies Spears & Wino have taken out on their candles in the wind?
@Lipstick:
Yeah, I posted links from mall shows when she was a girlie - here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTfgiHzWJd4
This is the best one, actually.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
This clip actually made me very depressed. I sound like that when I sing, yet no-one's throwing record deals or bags full of money my way. Life is bloody unfair!
Holy crap that video was awesome!! Craptastic even!! Seriously though folks....to dance around like that and not sound winded...impossible!
too funny though!! I'd like to hear other "singers" microphone recordings....good times!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
I think she used to be able to sing, actually. I don't think they would've invested money in her if she'd sounded like that from the beginning. Oh, well, they'd invest money in anything these days but still...I think she lost her voice at some point, check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyXXlvJZhW8
So I'm pretty sure she could at least comb her weave a little... is it that hard to make it look NOT like a fucking rat's nest?
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 3:47pm.
It's not like Brit Brit going away is going to open a floodgate for talented artists to enter the mainstream.
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At least it would be a step in the right direction.
Something's gotta give sooner or later...I mean - it doesn't bother me SO much - that shit is like Old MacDonald for little little kids, you know? Teens need their stupid bubble gum pop. It's just all the shit that comes along with the Britney's of the world. There are enough X-tinas and Gwens to fill up that space...she's just SO vapid.
I am SO into the idea of Britney going away and becoming pure hillbilly and then coming back and landblasting Hollywood Roseanne Barr style. I don't know why I see it that way but for some reason I think it's the hottest thing she could do.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by LRM216 on August 21, 2008 - 3:40pm.
Her meltdown was so complete that it's going to take a hell of a lot more than a couple of weeks of good(ish) behaviour for people to start giving her the benefit of the doubt again.
We don't know that "she came out the other side" yet.
No come back, I just want her to go away. Permanently.
Submitted by LRM216 on August 21, 2008 - 8:40pm.
She finally attempts to clean everything up, goes through the ravages of hell, and manages to come out the other side, to everyone cheering her on.
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When was this?? I don't remember her EVER being "cheered on". Unless it was her fantards. The whore is disliked/hated on Dlisted & only a few brave souls post that they are a "fan" every now & again. She was never "cheered on" by everyone. People still continued to hate on her.
"come out the other side"? What she do? Did she go without eating a pack of cheetos for a whole day? Bitch, please.
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Everyone wants to see her "come back" to where she used to be.
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Yeah, right. "Everyone"? who is "everyone"? Her "fans" want to to make a "comeback" (which is never gonna happen, lets face it). Mostly, I think people want her to get back on the crazy train.
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Now that she's trying - what the hell is everyone beating on her again for - before she even starts????
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Trying? Trying? Lmao - She behaving herself, because Daddy has control. That is the ONLY reason. As soon as daddy is out of the picture, she'll go back to being a wacked out, fuck up.
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I'm all for Britney coming back. I prefer her over the new breed of talentless hacks that is out. It's not like anything mainstream is ever going to be "good", and I like her a hell of a lot better than Miley Cyrus and whatever shit is out now. It's not like Brit Brit going away is going to open a floodgate for talented artists to enter the mainstream.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 21, 2008 - 3:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 12:20pm.
hahahaha. I understood you! How skeery is that?
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LOL! I thought you might.
You really could just say it for every Britney post...
O look! She got her body back!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Um...I never wanted her to come back. I wanted her to go away.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I just don't understand humanity. When she was running around like a complete ass - everyone (rightfully) beat her down. She finally attempts to clean everything up, goes through the ravages of hell, and manages to come out the other side, to everyone cheering her on. Everyone wants to see her "come back" to where she used to be. Now that she's trying - what the hell is everyone beating on her again for - before she even starts???? what's up folks?
She used to be able to do it. I remember I found this after I'd heard that other one...1999:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vv-2fxLETI0
Sorry this one's better, kinda:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CfmybYxDKUo
Sorry - I had to edit that one time because the second one is kinda cool how you can here her failing a little and she's not moving too much...
the descent....already....
But if you party like a warrior and don't train...honestly, I don't think she trains her voice at all - it's completely gone. Did she think it was free...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
The three hairstyles are just going to look ratty, rattier and rattiest.
LMFAO! I feel for the hairstylist. I hope she dons elbow length gloves.
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HOLY FUCK! Dying cats sound better than she does.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
How in the hell did this twat make millions again?
Oh, that's right, whoring herself out and digitalizing her voice.
That video is amazing. How many struggling artist out there writing their own lyrics, songs hoping to one day make it big. And then you have this NO TALENT what so ever except for selling to sheeple. I'm glad I never bought into that whole teeny booper trend in the late 90s.
Sweet Jesus she was hot as hell back in the day.
Once again, I'll be skipping the VMA's. I'll wait for MK's day after round-up.
Bwwwwahahahahahahahaha! That bitch SUX ass-lips.
She's still chunky.
Ok! made her look good thanks to photoshop.
Point in case, the above pics.
Submitted by Talibah on August 21, 2008 - 1:26pm.
How can anyone in their right mind (emphasis on right mind) think that this is fake?
It's obvious that it's her singing like two cats having sex!
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It's funny how great minds think alike because I always said that her singing was like a cat getting ass raped by all five of the Backstreet Bitches and Nsuckass, but this was back when they were all popular.
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Even her studio-processed voice isn't great. She's no better than Ashlee Simpson in that regard.
The funny thing is (and same way with Fergie) when they were kids, they were both decent singers. Puberty fucked up their voices or something.
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Holy hell, she is bad. I cannot believe they keep churning out record deals to these clowns. What a goddamn joke. The biggest crock of shit is that people like Joe Purdy get ignored while Justin Timberlame keep getting grammies, wtf?
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