$250 To Party With Miley!
I'd pay $250 to slap the highlights out of Billy Ray Cyrus' hair, but I won't pay that much to party with a prostitot. Miley Cyrus is throwing a Sweet 16th birthday party on October 5th at Disneyland in California. Mark your calendars! October 5th is the day to stay far away from Anaheim, CA at all costs. Miley's real birthday is on November 23rd.
Miley is inviting the public to her party at the happiest whorehouse in America, but it's going to cost you $250 a ticket. Proceeds will go to some charity called Youth Service America. She should also give ticket buyers a commemorative keepsake photo of her flashing her panties while giving her signature prostitot pout.
And what does Miley want for her birthday? She told Entertainment Tonight, "A car. I will let you know when I'm on the road so you get off the road!” Oh shit. She is the next Brit Brit and she knows it!
A car is fine. At least she didn't ask for a camera. I'm sure she'll get at least a thousand of those from pedos all over the world.
"prostitot"...over here rollin'!!!!!!!!!
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"It also looks like Benji almost kicked her in the wonk"!!!
Don't let her tell you this pic is all innocence, just having fun. She demonstrating her BJ abilities and she knows it.
is that the way DADDY likes her to work it?
"...and if you work the cock like THIS, they'll eeven let you take credit for writing some of the songs!"
Jeez this little tramp is making it way too easy.
Like O.M.G. I totally have the same b-day as Miley!! Think that is the most exciting thing to happen to me in a long time
For a 16 year old WT honey, $250 seems like a reasonable price to charge.
"... from pedos all over the world."
That is open for discussion. FYI - just like her dad, she does not exist outside of America.
I really don't know why this Miley Cypress chick is so popular. She is so freaking annoying in every way possible... her looks, her personality, her everything. And she can't even sing! I don't get it. Probably fucking the right people I guess... Her dad! LOL!
Hey, at least (she says) she's going to warn us when she's on the road...Brit Brit never did that!
The Judas Brothers.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
Miley wants to fuck Nick Jonas but she can't cos they are broken up, and the Jonas are all 3 GAY and thats why they are "waiting for marriage", so they don't have to eff the ladies. I love them.
She's so going to be the next britney. I bet you any money this party will resemble hugh heffner's wild orgie parties. only difference being it'll be all teenagers.
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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al
I wouldn't let her go down on me with those choppers. She might bite my dick off.
I really try not remarking on outer appearances, but it really just fucking irks me when people call that hot.
Ich will aus Ihren Augen reißen und pisse in ihren Steckdosen!
That tongue thing she does in nearly every photo is officially more annoying than Blohan's peace sign she used to flash at every opportunity. How lovely that we get to look forward to many more years of this dumb twat.
I wonder if Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato will be invited. OK, I know way too much about this tween shit, but it's because of my niece, honest. Really!
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Last week I went to the zoo and saw the giraffes eating. Miley looks like the giraffes.
“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”
Looks like she's licking her bottom teeth actually (maybe in attempt to be sexy? I don't get it!). Must be some candy stuck up in there. Ew, her birthday is a day after mine (but I'm a good 15 years older then she is)! She's a Sag!
Your face!
Please. If she stretched that tongue a little bit more, she might just hit the tip of that microphone. Oh you know, she's done that before.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
Has anyone posted about how that weekend at Disneyland is going to be Gay Days also? It's going to be a bunch of circuit queens and big burly lesbians strolling around in the park in red shirts.
That picture makes you wonder how many purity rings she's polished with that tongue.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Stupid, vapid, ugly, hideous cunt.
"Cucumbers are for lightweights! Buttered up butternut squash is the way to go!"--MK 6/4/08
I'm handing out $250 dollars to anyone who agrees to be a sniper at this shin-dig..hit me up.
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
That Gene Simmons tongue on this prostiteen is totally disgusting.
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Her teeth are so fucked!
These 'billys have $$$ whyz donna they spend it?
So what, monkey shags are soooo 2009
ok, what is that disgusting child's tongue supposed to make us think of? how we might choke if we french kissed her?
how she could wrap her tongue all the way around your d*ck?
what???
it is so gross, so foul.
i dont think i could dislike her more.
except there is the tiny part that feels sorry for her - because her parents and ALL adults around her are pieces of shit who dont care about anything but her paycheck.
i mean, that IS sad.
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She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
I can't stand Miley or her teeth. she needs to make herself useful and follow britney lindsay paris footsteps so we can actually begin to be entertained by her.
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She needs to stop sticking her tongue out! It is soooo NOT attractive. I mean, with all the crap she has already done this is probably the least of her parents worries. It just makes my skin crawl.
This years olympic are a joke and full of mistakes by the judges especially in boxing
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
Submitted by stake_spike on August 21, 2008 - 6:09pm.
I feel sorry for the parents that have to pay for this crap.
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LOL @ That "have" to. Please. If parents weren't so quick to fall to the same peer pressure as their kids (and that's super fucked up) nobody would be paying this kinda money for this kinda shit. Hell, there might not even BE a Miley.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
omg , why all of this teenage whore always stick their tongue out??? is not sexy and you look like a stupid ugly clumsy whore
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I feel sorry for the parents that have to pay for this crap.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
Hey, October 5 is MY birthday!! I wonder if anyone will come to my Sweet 36th party...
Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 5:06pm.
In other underage girl news, the Chinese girl that "beat" Nasty Nastia in that tie the other night has been discovered to - gasp - NOT BE SIXTEEN!
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My mother kept saying so during the competiton. We still don't see how she won the gold when she kept making mistakes.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
This bitches tongue is always showing, yes miley show all those pedophiles how you going to work their cocks.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
wtf is she doing in that picture?! Is she tellig us what kind of services will be provided for 250?
no wonder Garry Glitter was trying to make it to Hong Kong
http://en.epochtimes.com/n2/world/underage-chinese-gymnasts-ioc-fig-3151...
Click here: Epoch Times - IOC Wants Gymnasts' Ages Investigated
Wow October 5th? thats my birthday
Submitted by Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 5:06pm.
In other underage girl news, the Chinese girl that "beat" Nasty Nastia in that tie the other night has been discovered to - gasp - NOT BE SIXTEEN!
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I'm sure Drunken Stepfather is all over that story as we speak.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Sensimina on August 21, 2008 - 5:06pm.
In other underage girl news, the Chinese girl that "beat" Nasty Nastia in that tie the other night has been discovered to - gasp - NOT BE SIXTEEN!
if toof be told is she even over 12?
Sensimina ooo ooo where did you see that?
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
From now on she is Tooftard to me.
In other underage girl news, the Chinese girl that "beat" Nasty Nastia in that tie the other night has been discovered to - gasp - NOT BE SIXTEEN!
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Is it Meth addicts that lick their teeth?
I thought she alreasy was 16.
Fuck it, whatever.
As soon as she blows the candles she is goign to decide that she is a sexual woman that needs to enjoy her body.
Submitted by gdubs on August 21, 2008 - 4:33pm.
listen i know you guys are all miley haters so i might be jumping into some serious fire for this one: im counting down the days til that little slut is legal.
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Honey, if you have an inbred chipmunk fetish, just head down to the local beat down trailer park in Anytown, USA. Why waste time counting down the day s when you can get a hotter hillbilly slut than Miley pretty much anywhere else.
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