Bride Tasered At Her Own Wedding!

hahahahhahahahahahaha imma e-mail this post to my friends.
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Jimmy Bocca-

I totally agree with you on cops being too quick to tazer people. Being a cop used to be a profession. Now it's a job. A lot of them are not as focused on serving the people of the community.

As for the happy couple, is it the worst thing to make a bride cry? Such a white-trash thing for the husband to say. I doubt he would have said "your making the birthday girl cry" if it were her birthday instead. I know it's her wedding and everything, but don't you think weddings these days are outta hand? These are "adults". I'm just sick of women who live for the day to walk down the aisle. Okay, I went off on a tangent about weddings in general. A lot of it just seems so juvenile though.

White trash. This is one of the reasons I refrain from shopping at mal-wart. Some peeps just aren't as evolved as the rest of us. I'm an evolution snob.

Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 9:07pm.
Submitted by radio siren on August 21, 2008 - 11:28pm.

you are not going to use that taser unless you feel it is absolutely necessary to subdue and/or restrain a very aggressive and hysterically angry person.

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Maybe YOU aren't...or *I*'m not...but people are different wherever you go.

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Yes...I did qualify my statement by saying "unless you are a sociopath," but what I can tell you is that, in thousands of calls for service each year, only one person has been tased by my agency in the past three years (that's the amount of time I've been there).

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

And I thouht MY wedding was bad (the minister showed up drunk & had forgotten the ceremony he was supposed to say & my maid of "honor" was so fucked up she could barely stand) but THIS takes the cake!!! At least my hubby I weren't tazered!!! However, I would have LOVED to have been at that party & witnessed all that crazy shit!!!

dear God, this story is PRICELESS!

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we need to follow this couple for all time. MK is right. This is the romance of our time!

*cueing Soft Cell's new remix*

"Once I ran to you
Now I'll run from you
This tasered love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all!
Oh...tasered love
Tasered love..."

Cops are WAYYYYYY too quick to tazer people. It's not right! Instead of dealing with the situation they just automatically go for the tazer gun and sedate the pedestrian. It's really unfair.

She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

Gawd almighty WHY do these twits get married? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

How classy is that, getting tasered and thrown into jail on your wedding day/night? Human beings are just scum lol. Seriously society is going to hell in a hand-basket baby. Just when you think you've heard it all.

God help any kids that they have.

Blanche:My whole life is an open book.
Sophia:Your whole life is an open blouse.

I have a feeling that alcohol isn't the bride's only poison of choice. The other one starts with M and ends in eth.

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Submitted by radio siren on August 21, 2008 - 11:28pm.

you are not going to use that taser unless you feel it is absolutely necessary to subdue and/or restrain a very aggressive and hysterically angry person.

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Maybe YOU aren't...or *I*'m not...but people are different wherever you go.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

I've only been to Mormon receptions and shotgun weddings really. There's never any alcohol. Either that, or the bride and groom weren't Mormon, but were in AA. So boring. Or my dad or someone was at the wedding and I was too embarrassed to liquor up so I drank Sprite.

Is it really necessary for the officer to write up that someone was drinking vodka right from the bottle? Is it that unusual? God! Get a life.

I've been to a wedding reception where there was a fight. It's just too much alcohol sometimes.

Trashy trash trash trash.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 5:07pm.
Submitted by radio siren on August 21, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Bravo. And fuck YEAH.

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Thanks, love! One more point...as part of their training - and every single time they transfer to a new department - each and every cop who will be carrying a taser has to get tased themselves. This way, they are aware of the effects of being tased and, believe me, it is an unforgetable experience. Unless you are a complete sociopath sadist (the extensive required psych tests weed out most of those), you are not going to use that taser unless you feel it is absolutely necessary to subdue and/or restrain a very aggressive and hysterically angry person.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

I'm still dying laffin over the carnation lei the groom is wearing! That's the moment everyone should have known these people were all wrapped up in a whole bunch of pretentious fakery that wouldn't last through the night.

*Lakeside wedding - Classy
*Bride and groom in simple white linen - Classy
*Reception at art gallery - Classy
*Groom shows up wearing a carnation lei on a Michigan beach - That's when guests shoulda begun placing their bets.

Do you think they played "Proud Mary" before the party busted up???? It ain't a str8 wedding without a good rendition of "Proud Mary", and "Jeremiah Was A Bull Frog"....Christ on a Cracker.....it's a miracle us fags even WANT to get married, unless it's to have a TASTEFUL reception.........

"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."

tasering is the gift the bride and groom gave to each other...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Wonder if they played an Amy Winehouse song for the bride/groom dance.

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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

"Andy headed for the officers and his drunk ass wife moved in to try and stop him. That's when an officer tasered Andy's ass. Anna also got shocked because she was holding on to her new husband."

That is the kicker. She didn't get personally tasered, just her husband. He went after police after they were destroying the property of the gallery owner. Owner did the right thing by calling the police. Police got attacked by an out of control drunk. My think he ought to be grateful that tasered is all he got. If he had been in Texas they would have shot his miserable ass.

If I were the gallery owner, I would have shot him too! But I would have asked questions later!!!

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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site

Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 9:26pm.

I don't mean to downplay your opinion, and you have a right to it, but let's just say I have a very personal experience in this regard. I don't think cops are perfect, not by a LONG shot, but saying that they taser as the easy way out makes no sense at ALL, not if you have all the facts.
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It does make sense if we remember that cops stick together. So, paperwork or no it doesn't always matter if they made the right decision at the time.

I was just thinking about this today and it totally applies here - the difference between me and most people I talk to is that I don't have a need to go all the way in one direction or the other with an issue. The truth is that every single personal experience I've had with the police (outside of one that involved me but I wasn't present for) has been positive. They have been well-mannered, intelligent and helpful - even when I was shit drunk and under age.

But I have seen a lot of questionable actions made by a variety of other policemen. I mean, in person - I've seen tonnes of shit on TV but I prefer to relate personal experiences if I can. I've seen a lot of "man"ing up and general aggravation of situations and hardballing. When I see that I get scared.

I have a close friend who was harassed by police when he filed suit for wrongful arrest (or whatever you say). And his case was terribly mishandled by the City all the way through...he won, finally, but he came out with a broken spirit, that's fersure.

I worked in bars for a long time and saw lots and lots of rowdy drunks. Even when it needed to get physical, generally drunks are easy to shuffle, trip up and trick - I just think tasering is overdoing it.

So anyhoo, I don't just say things cuz I think them - I try to base them on something too.... and I would never EVER say that "Cops are bad" because THAT just doesn't make sense to me.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by r5bales on August 21, 2008 - 9:32pm.

Hell, I would taser them just to see it. Then laugh with grandma and the kids.
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Ok, but THAT is funny:)

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Hell, I would taser them just to see it. Then laugh with grandma and the kids.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

Submitted by aquarius on August 21, 2008 - 6:16pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 9:11pm.

Brilliant! Also people who are too lazy/useless to take care of their kids.
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Yes! And celebutards who "adopt" pets and leave them to starve to death in small rooms.

The fact they got busted two days after the wedding brawl convinces me they both need to be sterilized.

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Yes, I agree. Too many crazy fucks, like these two, have too many children.

Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 6:12pm.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
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IMO, tasering is the easy way out. It's being smart enough to talk a drunk out of a stupid altercation that takes some skill. I've seen enough bar owners dealing with clients to know that there is a good way and a bad way (ie...a calm way and an aggressive way, I guess), pretty much regardless of how drunk and/or generally fucked up the offender is.
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Well, it's useless to try to convince you of it until you have walked a mile in their shoes, so far be it from me. I can tell you that if you read my entire post, you would have read the part that they have to defend their use of the taser after the fact, and it is generally a long drawn out pain in the ASS, so MOST cops will not do it unless they have exhausted all of their alternatives. And personally, I've seen a few beaten and bloody bar owners and bartenders who thought they could talk to a drunk better than a cop too, and learned the hard way that they could have used a taser, and especially could have used a cop.

I don't mean to downplay your opinion, and you have a right to it, but let's just say I have a very personal experience in this regard. I don't think cops are perfect, not by a LONG shot, but saying that they taser as the easy way out makes no sense at ALL, not if you have all the facts.

Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 9:11pm.

Brilliant! Also people who are too lazy/useless to take care of their kids.

I am no fan of small-town Midwest cops, having encountered a number of them myself, but I am also no fan of drunks trashing an art gallery. Anyone who has encountered a mean drunk knows there's no "talking" to them about anything. You lunge at a cop, you're gonna get tasered.

I also second Flo: he's lucky he didn't get shot. Good thing he's a white man in Michigan and not a black man in Queens!

I NOW pronounce the bride and groom (and all of their guests) W-H-I-T-E- T-R-A-S-H.

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Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
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IMO, tasering is the easy way out. It's being smart enough to talk a drunk out of a stupid altercation that takes some skill. I've seen enough bar owners dealing with clients to know that there is a good way and a bad way (ie...a calm way and an aggressive way, I guess), pretty much regardless of how drunk and/or generally fucked up the offender is.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by ZiggyStardust on August 21, 2008 - 2:41pm.
An alcohol free world would certainly be a better world.

These people just strengthen my resolve. Still, even if we were to rid the world of booze, the masses would just find another means of getting completely rat arsed and humiliating themselves.
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How about just ridding the world of those who can't handle their liquor? That would take care of problems 1 AND 2.

Submitted by Cleopatra2U on August 21, 2008 - 3:29pm.
Submitted by Tracy Lynn on August 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
You guys gotta go to the link and look at the other picture. . . .

They look like normal people to me. The groom looks kind of like that one guy (Aidan?) that Carrie dated on Sex and the City.
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Ask any cop. Just because you have money it doesn't mean you have class. The rich scumbags are usually worse than the poor ones.

Submitted by radio siren on August 21, 2008 - 5:12pm.
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Bravo. And fuck YEAH.

Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 1:49pm.
Yeah...I make a point of calling police men "civil servants" to remind us both what their job really is...I find it appalling that the cops have pretty much lost all ability to just TALK to people. I mean, shouldn't they have some kinda training in how to deal with difficult people and situations without having to TASER a fucking wedding party? Jeez Louise. Use your words and not your hands, kids.
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Yeah...well without being too much of a bitch about it, the cops ARE trained how to deal with difficult people. And trained agin, and again, through their entire careers. It's the alcoholic, drug addict, trashbag losers they have to deal with (for the most part) that have no training in dealing with anyone, let alone having the common sense to deal politely with a "civil servant". Sure, fine, there are some shitty cops out there, but for the most part, THEY aren't the ones causing the problems. Hell, they wouldn't even be there if it weren't for the asshole losers causing the problem in the first place. And TRUST ME, you won't hear the Gallery Owner complaining about how the cops saved the rest of his place from being trashed.

As far as using their words, those cops would not have used their tasers unless they had already used their words endlessly, and to no avail. The vast majority of Police Departments in this country who allow Tasers require a full report and sometimes an investigation if a taser IS used. Since I am pretty sure that they were alos aware that the event was being videotaped and photographed, I highly doubt they took the situation lightly.

Like I said, I don't mean to be a bitch about it, but I am so sick and tired of hearing the Police get accused of taking the easy way out, or somehow being in the wrong simply for doing their jobs. Trust me, if they wanted to take the easy way out they would never have become an officer in the first place.

Submitted by radio siren on August 21, 2008 - 7:12pm
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Amen! And how many of you bitches can tell your grandkids about the police brutaility you enjoyed on your wedding night?
I keed, I keed. I totally agree with you. It ain't smart to fuck with cops. Yo ass ain't gonna win in the end. Just sit yo ass down.

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I know it's hard for people to believe the large percentage of the population who ignore simple two-word requests: "Sit down." "Stop fighting." "Be quiet." "Drop it." "Stop advancing." But it happens all the time. It's hard to know, as a cop, how the situation is going to escalate to your detriment. And a less-than-lethal approach is better than waving around your baton or gun. They get a warning and then, if they keep advancing, they can thank their own stubbornness if they get tased. Cops are not mind-readers and don't know what these guys' intentions are. They have their own families to think about if they get injured or killed.

And I laugh when people tell law enforcement things like "I pay your salary!" Yeah? Well, I pay my own salary too. Chew on that for a while.

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Dlisted's a hellava drug.

"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

"Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor."

Somehow I don't think that's the worst thing that the kids and grandma have seen from these two!
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It definately got better. They definately should be tasered every anniversary. They could taser each other and then call the cops on each other for domestic abuse and get tasered again when the cops arive.

Submitted by Madam Pince on August 21, 2008 - 5:55pm.
I bet this couple met at anger management classes.
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They both sat in the back of the classroom, heckled the teacher, picked on other students and smoked in undesignated smoking sections...Bascially, they are adult versions of moi in my highschool fabulousness....

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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

I keep looking at that photo and laughing. Gotta love it.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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I bet this couple met at anger management classes.

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

"Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the bride and groom getting Tasered on the floor."

Imagine the kids and grandma seeing the guests trash the gallery the reception was held. I would bet grandma encouraged the kids to throw the chair through the window.

Said it before, will say it again. I detest drunks.

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook”

What kind of art gallery would host this trash anyway, a bubble gum wrapper cartoon gallery?

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Submitted by Tracy Lynn on August 21, 2008 - 5:05pm.
You guys gotta go to the link and look at the other picture. . . .

They look like normal people to me. The groom looks kind of like that one guy (Aidan?) that Carrie dated on Sex and the City.

I agree that the carnation lei is tacky.

Sounds to me like another good old Midwest USA Wedding. :P

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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"

Growing up Italian American my family was always going to an engagement party, wedding, funeral, etc. Up until I was 10 years old I thought it an all out brawl was part of the shindig. Hell, at one mafiosa wedding two men were shooting it out right in front of the catering hall and when the smoke cleared the police arrived and arrested half of the male guests on outstanding warrants. I lived to see those invites arrive in the mail!

Compared to what I witnessed this drunken wedding reception was given by and for lightweights!

You couldn't write this sh-t.

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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert

You guys gotta go to the link and look at the other picture. They say that she's 28 and he's 29. He looks like a drunk and she looks like a granny. Holy poodle muffins but they're an ugly couple.

And that fake hawaii wedding! They got married in the rain on the lake shore in Michigan while he was wearing a lei made of carnations! TACKY! lol

To correct my spelling and butchering of her name - Segourney Weaver.

God I suck.