Zuma?!!!
As expected, Gwen Stefani popped out a baby this morning at Cedars-Sinai in Los Angeles. E! reports that Gwen and Gavin have named their new baby ZUMA! ZUMA!!! It's not known whether ZUMA is a boy or a girl.
Zuma is an online game that I used to be obsessed with. I would play it until the early morn'! But I would never name my baby after it. ZUMA?! I mean, I could see if they named their baby Zima, because that is a delicious drink. But Zuma?!
Zuma Zuma is also the name of a drinking game I used to play! We should all play this tonight in Zuma's honor. Click here to read the directions. I would always fuck up on purpose just so I could take a shot.
Congrats to Gwen and Gavin. And my sympathies to Zuma for getting stuck with the name....Zuma.
UPDATE: People reports that Gwen and Gavin had a boy. Their rep also confirms that they have named him Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Say that five times fast. Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona.
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Fucking celebrities make me sick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Ok, seriously, Gwen, Gavin, what's the little boy's name?
All I wanna do is Zuma-Zoom-Zoom-Zoom and a Boom-Boom!
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"Zumanesta"
LOL! Pfizer is now pissed because Gwen took the name of their next sleep aid.
Indeed, even rich kids get hassled for having stupid names. Kids are mean no matter how much money they do or don't have.
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I had a boyfriend who thought he was Rastafarian and wanted to name his kid Nestor after Bob Marley.
Does Gwen think Zuma is some kind of Jamaican sounding name? I really feel sorry for that kid.
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Congrats Gwen on the birth of your second son!
Zuma is crazy name though.
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Zuma was the game my sister played non stop during her first pregnancy, thank goodness it was a Zoe not a Zuma. Her last pregnancy
it was astro blocks, and now we have Harry
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The game Zuma is my BFF. Oh dude, that and the magnificent "Chuzzles" holy lord, how I love that game for er'more.
Zuma is the surname of the future political dictator of my country (south africa)... Who is both a rapist and an embezzler. Not a cool name choice Gwen!!!
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Sounds alcoholic.
"I'd like a Zuma Nesta on the rocks, please".
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I can understand people trying to give their baby's an original name, but, certain names are ridiculous, and the poor baby that had no choice in the matter, end up with stupid and weird names. What a shame.
Submitted by Notoriousrem_22 on August 22, 2008 - 6:50am.
hehehe and i agree. I liked gwen only when she was a shy brunette singing backup for sublime.
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Bob Marley has NOTHING to do with Ska. Some of you people boggle my mind, where have you been residing to think that A. Gwen is actually a ska artist to being with 2. That Bob Marley had anything to do with ska and D. That Gwen is original.
Gwen is the biggest poser ever, nothing she does has an oz of originality. Just like this fuckin whack baby name. I am so sick of these idiots trying to 'SHOCK' and 'OUT DO' each other by naming their kids something atrocious. LAME. Just cuz you smoke weed does not make you down, first Kingston then Nesta bitch needs to let the Rastafarian shit be she is not one of them. Homegirl needs a reality check, she is a fake blond from the O.C. she has no creed what so ever. Get over yourself Gwen your played the fuck out, she even mimicked other 'celebs' by having a kid. And she admits to this. A real trend setter.
Ugh. Gwen tries way too fucking hard. And why isn't it Zuma Rock Nesta? Wouldn't that order make more sense?
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Doom would have been a better game name!
Zuma Nesta Rock? geeezzzzz (?) What about >>>
Doom Festa Pop Rossdale
Okay, I am a little disappointed in G&G ?? I'm sure ZUMA means something great but really? WTF??Their son ( Zuma ) is going to have to learn how to fight quick!! hahaa
Okay , now I don't know what the rest of the names mean. but I DO KNOW that NESTA ( IS after BOB MARLEY ( ROBERT NESTA MARLEY).. Just like she named Kingston after Kingston, JA and Kingston England... At least the boys are going have a lotta soul....xoxo
CONGRATS TO GWEN, GAVIN and Kingston!
What are those crazy pants everyone wore in the 90s that were all baggy and elastic-y. Weren't they called zumas too?
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Haha, Zuma is actually a really fun-ass game. Kinda reminds me of Zoomba, that exercise that old fat ladies do at old lady gyms.
It reminds me of Zima, and quite frankly I'm not shocked by the fucked up name. We're looking at a woman who walks around with a group of Japanese mutants following her everywhere she goes.
Gwen Stefani's the weaboo from hell.
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I used to be addicted to Zuma - fun game!
I hate these celeb parents who think they're so hip and cool when they name their kid something so horrible that he'll hate them, as he's growing up. Idiots.
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Submitted by James Haven on August 21, 2008 - 6:43pm.
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale? What in the name of Shiloh is that all about?
Whatever happened to names like Mary? John? Freddy? or James Haven?
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James Haven would have been a lovely choice! That's what I am naming the firstborn son that I will never have. ;)
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, wha? I fell asleep. Thanks Zuna Nesta!
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Zuma Nesta reminds me of Lunesta, the sleeping pill.
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They probably thought it would sound really cool when they said " 'sup Zuma?". Poor kid. Poor, poor kid.
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I thought Kingston was a really cool name...Zuma? Not so much...
Isn't there a commercial that goes "Zum, Zum"?
Anywhore, the name sux. SUX!
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DeeDee, or they can take Zuma Nesta (Lunesta) after Canasta to fall asleep...
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Ick bad name. Makes me think of Montezuma's revenge. Nesta looks a lot like Nestea.
If she wanted to be hard core Jamaican, she should have named him Usain Bolt! LMAO!!!! Or Ziggy after Ziggy Marley. But seriously I get the Nesta Rock and Zuma but other clueless wonder bread Americans are like huh? LMAO!!!!! Once they get the jamaica/Marley connection, the pathetic hipsters will be like "oh cool"!. Ok Gwen, if you have a girl next, you better name her Mary Ganja Selassie.
Submitted by MyFingersHurt on August 21, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by gyeah on August 21, 2008 - 8:31pm
Well said!
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Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like candy, like pop rocks or something. I don't like the name. It's awful and they should change it ASAP. that's worse than Apple. uggg !!! These poor kids.
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale? What in the name of Shiloh is that all about?
Whatever happened to names like Mary? John? Freddy? or James Haven?
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This is a truly horrific name. It reminds me of Zima, that shitty drink from the '90s.
Gwen & Gavin must think they're so "hip & edgy" naming their baby something like that... What tools.
Zuma Nesta Rock. Zuma Nesta Rock. Zuma Nesta Rock. Now click your heels 3 times and the magic doors to Dragon Land will open.
Nesta is Bob Marley's middle name. And yea Gwen doesn't have a "ska background"
Nasta is Bob Marley's real first name so she may have done it as a stupid tribute to her ska background......
idiots.
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Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale sounds like an instant mocha coffee drink you have while playing canasta with your 80 year old friends.
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Zum Zuma
Who got the keys to my Beama
Who am iiiiiii
Gavin & Gwen totally dropped the ball on this one. We can only hope Zuma is as cute as Kingston ... otherwise his life is gonna be difficult.
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"Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like a planned community in Arizona."
Bah Ha!
Zuma Beach was the name of a REALLY bad Suzanne Somers movie from the late 70's. A bad name for a boy too.
zuma? whatever.....
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LOL oh man what a terrible name!
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This is EXACTLY why I love you...Not only are you funny as shit, you're totally real. Zuma...The Golden Girls...anti Crocs...The many hot sluts that are off normal radar yet you choose them (i.e. Lee the Appliance Guy). I don't know how many times I've read a post and thought "THANK YOU!! That's exactly what I thought!" Anyzuma, I've got games to play.
I am seriously annoyed that they named him that!
what tools!
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Zippity-doo-dah Rossdale.
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