Oprah Has It Hard
Too busy to live? Well, Oprah is too busy to pose for the covers of her own magazine. The Mighty O has been on every cover since 2000 and she's sick of that shit! That's what Page Six claims anyway.
A source told them, "Oprah has told the editors at O magazine she's tired of being on the cover every month. It's a pain. It takes a lot of time and energy and she's sick of it. She's given them six months to figure out what to do without her."
Hmm...I say they should go to the next letter in the alphabet and change the name of the magazine to P. That way international supermodel Phoebe Price can be on the cover each week. I'm joking! Don't throw salmonella-laced cutlets at me!
A rep for the magazine said this shit is a bold-faced lie and that Oprah will continue to pose for covers.
How hard could it be to get your picture taken once or twice a month? If it's really such a hassle, Oprah should get herself cloned. Or she can just pay for Gayle King to have plastic surgery to look just like her. I'm sure Gayle would queef at the chance to be Oprah's twin.
And since I mentioned Chicken Cutlets in this post, it would be illegal for me not to include some stunning photos of her. Here she is posing with her dog and a magazine while out in Beverly Hills yesterday. Seriously, that dog can't wait to fucking feast on her cutlets while she sleeps. Look at him sniffing and shit.
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This cover should also qualify for the Photoshop awards.....cept her bug eyes. Oprah, address the thyroid condition!
Fuck, fuck FUCKITY FUCK Oprah...I gave up this cunt when she acted like she didn't know how to pump gas with hot-ass down-with-whitey GF Gayle. FUCK YOU OPRAH you over-promoted cunt who killed your dog because you did not care.
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"Oh you little bitch troll from hell!" -- Patsy Stone
If Oprah hates doing the cover of her magazines, maybe she should close down production of said magazine. I don't even read that shit...who does?!
Your face!
Chicken Cutlets is a spotted gOD damned mess.
Oprah eated my soul
Phoebe barfed it up.
sick sick sick.
I cant stand both of these women.
Phoebe is ugly. For serious!
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C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
She looks beautiful. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
cant stand this overrated biotch!
when is she going off air again? in a year or 2?
ITS A CLELBRATION BITCHES when that time cums
boooyeah!
Oprah may have the juice but she's way fucking overrated.Now if she and Gail came out she might be interesting.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
@ Deb, he did, didn't he? Don't worry, we'll catch him next time and make him understand that he's been a very bad boy.
This old Texan turned Yank needs to get her own shiny red hiney to bed before I fall out of my chair. It was very nice "meeting" you, you sound like a very interesting, fun person and I hope that we get the chance to snark again soon.
Goodnight to anyone that's left!
On Topic: Oprah has too much money to relate to the common folk. She's forgotten how to be human.
Sorry, it was spelled that way in my Redneck As A Second Language textbook, so I'm keeping it.
Nite, y'all!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
@Angel,
((sob)) that was a thing of beauty...
I will drink one less DC for you tomorrow!
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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It's not "Y'all"? Ha. Go figure.
Anyhoo - Nite Ya'll!
(wow, my Canadian sensibilities are very jarred by that but I think I get it;)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
@Smoke,
TV left us without even a kiss on the cheek.
Seriously. I don't even recognize most of the night posters. They seem sooooo young. LOL. Sheeps says I am an ageist...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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@TV Oh, you know I would never leave you! It's time to get the NC back, don't you think? I've missed everyone and there are so many newer people who seem to want to play nice.
Have a safe trip home, and a good weekend if you're not here.
OT: At the bottom: "Oprahs cure for being overwhelmed". The irony.
Leave it to TV to screw up a perfectly good ya'll with the apostrophe all wrong. He cannot wrap his head around it...Gees, Yankees....
LOL.
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Submitted by smoke on August 22, 2008 - 1:07am.
You better not stay away, them's fightin words!
It really is a lot more fun here joking around, huh? Missed you, come back A LOT more often.
Goodnight, y'all, I get to go home tomorrow!!!!!
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Deb, I hear ya about the jalapenos. *looks around to see who is still here* Maybe you have the ass of a quarterhorse but, well, let's just say after the stomach problems I had last weekend, the baboon ass comments were hitting pretty close to home ;)
Off Topic: Thank you for saying that, I do lurk around at times but I'm not much of a fighter, and things did get ugly for awhile so I thought it best to take a little break. I just can't seem to stay away, though!
@Smoke,
Varying on how many Jalapenos I scarf down, I could have maybe one burning problem.
OFF T: It has been so nice the last few days with commentors coming back to the DL. There have been several with more than a yr whose names I didn't recognize...Smoke, you are a prome example of great snarky commenting!
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Submitted by smoke on August 22, 2008 - 12:46am.
"ONT: Can we push Oprah down the stairs. It would be extra fun to watch her topple."
Jumping in here, but how about push Paris down the stairs first, then push Oprah so that she lands on Paris? Might as well kill two birds with one stone.
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Oooh. Me likey:D
ONT: Don't people got they OWN Grammy's to tell them what to do with they lives?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
"ONT: Can we push Oprah down the stairs. It would be extra fun to watch her topple."
Jumping in here, but how about push Paris down the stairs first, then push Oprah so that she lands on Paris? Might as well kill two birds with one stone.
OT: I'm kind of curious about the 25 burning health problems. I've had one or two health problems that burned, but 25?
*Rose tint my world, keep me safe from the trouble and pain*
Hell, I get excited when some pretentious ass is on the side of the road watching His/Her Mercedes or Jag burning.....
Payback for acting like a twat....
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 12:36am.
I think we should sic Mr. Pres's diet soda on her.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 12:32am.
Deb, I think any Judge, in any state would be ok with someone murdering Paris.
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Can we just trip her down some stairs?
Actually, that happened once. I was a bicycle courier of all things and I was all soggy and drowned out. I saw this beautiful woman - I was SO jelly! I was thinking: I can look like that! Well, maybe not THAT good but I do look like a girl under all this! And then she fell right on her face. HAHA! Best moment ever. Well, it's in the top 10.
ONT: Can we push Oprah down the stairs. It would be extra fun to watch her topple.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Deb, I think any Judge, in any state would be ok with someone murdering Paris.
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
@Angel, TV, and James Haven!
HAHAHAHAHAHA! Ya'll are killing me here...
Bring Paris on. I have a Smith and Wesson and I am not afraid of using it...
I could go to CA and use the "twinkie defense"
That could be the ONE little lifesyle change Oprah was talking about.
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 22, 2008 - 12:22am.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 12:18am.
You should invite Paris over, so she can walk around going "that's hot." Then you can shoot her in the head because she "needed killin'".
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Well, that done made me choke on my toke!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ok, then. Sarcasm: check. ;P
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 12:18am.
You should invite Paris over, so she can walk around going "that's hot." Then you can shoot her in the head because she "needed killin'".
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 12:45am.
@DebFrmHell:
Is it just me or does South Texas sound hot?
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Take it from James Haven, it is VERY hot!
Hotter then french fry grease in your panties!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w9cKFiCrSU
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@Angel,
Highs are 96-100 everyday. Lows we drop into the low 80s. I hate SWEATING! Go from one A/C spot to another at all times until around November.
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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I have a first class ass. well, at least in the quarter horse division... Would not mind reducing down to a thoroughbreds tho...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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@DebFrmHell:
Is it just me or does South Texas sound hot?
And what's so different about the "new" fall fashions that these insecure women might think they can't wear them - were last years fall fashions all muu muus?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 12:04am.
It'll also tell you how to get your life on track. Oprah knows all about getting on track because she took third at the Kentucky Derby. Her ass came in 4th and 5th.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
menthos, meh.
I need to buy an Oprah. It has a 10 ten workout with NO SWEATING! YAY! I hate sweating. That is why I live in South Texas.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 21, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 21, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Funny how you never hear anyone complain about wasting the Mentos.
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LOL - I LOVE Mentos! They're fresh and full of life!
But seriously - you do know he drinks it, right?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 21, 2008 - 11:56pm.
Funny how you never hear anyone complain about wasting the Mentos.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
@ Mr. President, very nice to meet you as well, have a good night :)
@TV Put a little blusher on her and you can't tell the difference anyway
OT: Umm, I'm really impaired tonight but at least I tried
The DC/Mentos trick! I didn't really believe it so I had to try it...it made me cry. Wasted a whole DC...((sobbing from memory))
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Nite Mr President!
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 21, 2008 - 11:31pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 21, 2008 - 11:30pm.
Watch out bad mouthing my diet coke habit...
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I'll try...but please tell me that, at least, you don't drink it out of cans ;S
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You ever try shotgunning a 2 liter bottle? Can't be done.
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But have you ever tried that with Mentos?
This ass did!:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFf-kW1E0Tc
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
night, Mr. Pres
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 21, 2008 - 11:47pm.
Well, now I went and broke Sprint Air Card....Kicked off the internetz for 10 min.
I lurves canned Diet Coke...
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*bites tongue*
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Actually, it's "bald-faced" lie.
We still have to look at her ugly mug on these mags. But they really should just start using old stock photos - why not? Is "creativity" a bad word in TVLand?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Well, now I went and broke Sprint Air Card....Kicked off the internetz for 10 min.
I lurves canned Diet Coke...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
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Goodnight guys. I'll leave my avie up for the night to scare away the psycho spammer. Nice meeting you, Smoke. I have the day off tomorrow so if you don't mind I may join you for a bit on the day shift. 'til tomorrow guys.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by smoke on August 21, 2008 - 11:38pm.
OT: Whose idiotic idea was it to put her face on the cover of the magazine anyway?
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It was either that or one of those bright pink baboon asses, but the baboons didn't have quite the ego Oprah has.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Goodnight ESE!!! Have fun!
OT: Whose idiotic idea was it to put her face on the cover of the magazine anyway?
I love how Phoebe will pose holding up any pics of her, including the "Worst Outfit of The Week" section...
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Submitted by smoke on August 21, 2008 - 11:33pm.
Oprah's living proof that pussy is fattening.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 21, 2008 - 11:17pm.
You'll just have to drink really fast. And bring your dog to help, if he can poop out an Oprah, I'm curious to see what happens when he lifts his leg.
On Topic: Oprah really needs to switch to diet soda.