Oprah Has It Hard
Too busy to live? Well, Oprah is too busy to pose for the covers of her own magazine. The Mighty O has been on every cover since 2000 and she's sick of that shit! That's what Page Six claims anyway.
A source told them, "Oprah has told the editors at O magazine she's tired of being on the cover every month. It's a pain. It takes a lot of time and energy and she's sick of it. She's given them six months to figure out what to do without her."
Hmm...I say they should go to the next letter in the alphabet and change the name of the magazine to P. That way international supermodel Phoebe Price can be on the cover each week. I'm joking! Don't throw salmonella-laced cutlets at me!
A rep for the magazine said this shit is a bold-faced lie and that Oprah will continue to pose for covers.
How hard could it be to get your picture taken once or twice a month? If it's really such a hassle, Oprah should get herself cloned. Or she can just pay for Gayle King to have plastic surgery to look just like her. I'm sure Gayle would queef at the chance to be Oprah's twin.
And since I mentioned Chicken Cutlets in this post, it would be illegal for me not to include some stunning photos of her. Here she is posing with her dog and a magazine while out in Beverly Hills yesterday. Seriously, that dog can't wait to fucking feast on her cutlets while she sleeps. Look at him sniffing and shit.
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Submitted by Sheeps on August 21, 2008 - 9:32pm.
I think Genhyu is Korean and about 14 years old. Just report her without end.
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Thank you! You see - Yesterday I said "12 year old Japanese boy" and IT said"No Japanese - Gurizya" which I then had to Google. But then I thought - no way dude - you are SO fucking Asian! Don't lie!
So thank you:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
i googled the bitches user name and shes in middle school and from korea. hey y'all just call me jessica. *cracks open a stampede*
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
I really want to like her because I think she IS a good role model for AA (and white) women and girls. She has a ton of money and power and she's pretty classy. She doesn't rely on a man.
However, she is an egomaniac.
Well, for all her personality flaws, I'd rather my daughters turn out like her than Shauna Sand or Holly Madison.
PP, it is time to sale a vital organ (like a lung or kidney) and have your toes reconstructed. Your feet are hideous!!
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I think Genhyu is Korean and about 14 years old. Just report her without end.
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Ha! I love PP. She is so unbeleivably delusional and out of touch with reality. I bet she would be a ton of fun to get drunk with. She can come on over to my place. We'll get drunk as hell and then go to McDonald's and get a supersized double cheeseburge meal and then throw Zep I on the turntable and continue to drink until about 3 am. It will be the best time she has ever had. Trust.
nevermind. sorry wasnt keeping up . just so stoned......
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
does anyone know whats up with this genhyu ??? i mean she was here earlier. i left cause she was so annoying. over like 100 posts that made no sense. why isnt she banned yet?
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
I can't figure out why it has it's membership set on no access. that means banned. yet it still post!
It has an agenda. see siggie...
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Submitted by gnehyu on August 20, 2008 - 11:24pm.
Hey, my computer is very fast. I'm from Andromeda to conquer this site
umm okay angel, I'll take your word for it....
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once my lover, now my friend; what a cruel thing to pretend;
what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
I'm with Oprah. I would rather be digging ditches or standing behind a register selling packs of cigarettes to old ladies than sitting through makeup and getting my photo taken for my multi-million dollar magazine.
@PSL: It's new - s/he just came back. S/he's from Georgia (the Georgian Republic(?)that is)! Gurizya. I have no idea why but I think s/he likes us and seems to be under control now that s/he has our attention:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Hola! Do you have time?
?Que? el tiempo? Chinga tu madre Cabron!
I was gone from 7:15-5:30, and this gheynu shit is still happening? Doesn't the moderator do anything?
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once my lover, now my friend; what a cruel thing to pretend;
what a cunning way to condescend; once my lover, now my friend
-Fiona Apple "Shadowboxer"
Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 9:14pm.
I'm From The Ghetto !!
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Me too!
Well - not really, but we liked to pretend:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 9:12pm.
Gurizya
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No speak Gurizya. English.
One post, yes?
:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Listen, cut her some slack. After all, if Obama gets elected, she's going to have a COUNTRY to run. Sheesh...fuck the magazine.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 21, 2008 - 9:06pm.
Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Bambabababababaa!!! dudududududududududu~
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Cutie, you had me at Bambaba.
That's a better name than Zuma!
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Either this is really strong beer I'm drinking or this genhyu chick is not an English speaker.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Gurizya?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by genhyu on August 21, 2008 - 9:04pm.
Bambabababababaa!!! dudududududududududu~
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Cutie, you had me at Bambaba.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Phoebe. Darlin'. PLEASE get rid of the pale pink lipstick. It does you no favors. Embrace your lovely fair skin and put some color on!!
And--I can't believe I'm saying this--that hat is actually kind of cute, if it didn't have the inexplicable decoration on the front. Could do without the semi-see-through dress, though.
As for Oprah, meh. I have wondered why she had to be on the cover each month.
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
To be honest, I barely even see the mag. She really is like God - she's just always there - I know, but I'm not really paying attention.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I can't stand having Opie stare at me from the magazine rack in the supermarket checkout line, month after month. It's no wonder she's a whale, 'cause it takes a lot of meat to support an ego as colossal as hers apparently is.
As far as PP goes, all I can say is:
"poo poo chocolate"!! I've had that stupid song in my head for DAYS now.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by luckycharms on August 21, 2008 - 7:09pm.
I hate Oprah, which is saying a lot because I like everyone. She's a bitch. . . . . .
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get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
Submitted by Mr. President on August 21, 2008 - 8:44pm.
They could put Phoebe on the cover and not even change the logo. But instead of the "O" standing for "Oprah", it will stand for "Zero".
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They could put Phoebe on the cover and not even change the logo. But instead of the "O" standing for "Oprah", it will stand for "Zero".
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Somewhere between KFC and Old Bay Seasoning...is PP. She's making my mouth water.
Oprah, just get some Dlisters so we see our own covergirls!
Actually, PP is a good choice to replace Oprah.
Both are masters of delusion.
Both need a ton of make up to look good.
Both are their own number one fan.
I'd still rather see PP on the cover though posing with any available prop and in any available place (garage , locker room).
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Oh, PLEASE! How much time and effort can it really take for her to have her photo taken for those covers? They already manage to Photoshop 100 lbs off of her fat ass for those covers every month so they could probably work magic on random shots of her taking a shit after a rough night out and make her look glamorous.
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I hate Oprah for a lot of reasons but her being on the cover of her lame magazine month after month for the last eight years is right at the top of the fucking list.
THE ONLY PART OF OPRAH THAT HAS 'IT HARD' IS HER STOMACH WITH ALL THAT FOOD SHE SHOVELS IN TO HER FAT MOUTH!!
Grrrr!! I hate Orca.
~"~"~"~"~~Mess with me and I'll bite you!.....Monquita Loca~~"~"~"~"~
I hate her magazine.
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Has anyone noticed the discrepancy in PP's Face and freckle ravished body?
As a proud pale skinned freckle monster my self, I am convinced she either smothers her mug in factor 50 sunblock (ignoring the arms and chest region)
or coats her face in a thick layer of waxy white dita von teese style foundation.
I say this based on experience, if you get freckles, you get them evreywhere!
Pheobe Price has suspiciously selective freckles.
Submitted by TOPANGA on August 21, 2008 - 7:31pm.
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Dayum, Gurl! Is Topanga a Dominatrix now???
PS. I luvs Topanga:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Who is this Okra person that everyone is talking about?
And from that picture on the cover of the September issue... she obviously didn't require hair or makeup.
It took her tired looking ass 8 yrs to figure out I don't want to see her on the cover every month. Mmmm wait, I don't buy her shit anyway.
Seriously, we know she's beyond rich but she's not a supermodel.Is she really that vain? How about putting some of these ordinary women that worship her on the cover and glam them up. Ya know, that ones that made her rich. Please anything or anyone but O'kra and her photoshopped ass.
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Submitted by luckycharms on August 21, 2008 - 7:09pm.
I hate Oprah, which is saying a lot because I like everyone. She's a bitch. A self absorbed, stupid bitch. She has her own fake, photoshoped mug on the cover of her mag EVERY MONTH. Every time she opens her mouth it is "I,I,I,I,I..." She never gives to charity without making a great big production and letting everyone know SHE did it. She buys her fans and her audience with all of these grand give aways. She goes to Africa, of all places, to build a school and bashed American kids for wanting tennis shoes instead of school uniforms. She majorly flipped up the race card because Hermes wouldn't let her in because the were closed. CLOSED OPRAH. When a business is closed, and the doors are locked, that means they are not accepting any customers. Get it? And don't get me started on her weight. If I see this hog lose weight one more time and go into a fuck fest for months talking about weight lose, I am driving to Chicage and buying a 12 piece KFC chicken dinner with all the fixins and cramming it down her fat ass throat.
*Wow LC...I'm the biggest Oprah fan and I totally LOLd at this long rant. Although, like I said, I'm a fan, I'm rational enough to admit that much of what you said is quite true.
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You have to admit, she actually is a pretty woman. Too bad they don't have a surgery to fix the batshit crazy look in her eyes.
I agree month after month of Opi is not where it's at.
Regarding PP, MK's obsession with her and her depraved posing begs the question: which of them is more troubled?
I wish Oprah would adopt me!
I'm hetty and I fuckin love Phoebe. She is hot. All bitches her age get cellulite, you just get on with it and not be jealous that gays never deal with it. Or do you? I hope the fuck I don't have it!!! See, I'm not checking my ass enough.
Anyway, she's a dripping white skinned ginger love slipper. I pray for her.
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UGH here's this airhead being ugly and useless again. PP you should have quit with the purple ensemble and half of your face covered while you where sort of ahead. Now you're back to being this...
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Pee Pee! I miss Chicken Cutlets!
Oprah is great, I still think she's great but I really think she might asking the wrong american kids about wanting entertainment stuffs instead of schooling stuffs...I really think it's great to help abroad, but it will be AWESOME if she just help children over here in first place. heck, maybe she was asking some rich kiddos instead of those who really want something for school. A lot of children here need help too..
What did her hair ever do to her?
I hate Okra.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on August 21, 2008 - 5:58pm.
EIGHT YEARS and she's just tired NOW?
I have a suggestions, O editors:
Spaghetti Cat
Gun-toting grandma
Michael Phelps
Tasered Bride
Insane dog-cloning woman
Four-eared devil pussy
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Now that's some shit I'd buy right there. I'd buy four of the four eared devil cat (you can't be too careful with devil cats. Trust), but a mag. with Opie on the cover? Pass...gas...
Oh, what? I just ate...Ok, Ok, I'll light a match...Jesus, it's an Oprah thread, like you DListers shouldn't have expected a smelly fart...At least it was dry...sort of...Wait! Where are all of you going??? Yeah, I need to go to the baby wipes thread....
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