Babies Are Taking Over The Planet

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i really really really thought she was a lesbian. like an outed one, that was proud of it. boyfriend? im confused.,

I thought Posh had at least four.

What the hell is going on in our society?? It seems like women are devolving instead of evolving. Am I the only woman on the planet who doesn't want to pump out babies and spend 18 YEARS raising them? I think we should be breeding in test tubes by now anyways. It just seems so primitive, to be pregnant and all.

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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She has a boyfriend?! I had no idea. She better give her baby a fucked up name. I'm not sure what's wrong with giving your child a regular name, but all the rest of the Spice Girls gave their kids stupid names. Maybe they want their kids to be teased. I think the best name is Cruz, it sounds like a hot drug dealer name. That kid has a lot to live up to in the next 20 years!

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I get a little annoyed at people taking their kids everywhere they go to. I was at Niagara Falls, supposed to be a romantic place. No. The place was swarmed with families with babies and strollers. These people need to leave the babies and toddlers home. It's not like these kids are going to remember anything about the vacation. And all it does is annoy those of us where were there to get some sexy times. After a day of trying to navigate through all the screaming Romper Room masses I was convinced I would never want children. (Of course I got pregnant on that trip...)

Is it just me, or does she sort of look like Janet from Three's Company?

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I really thought she was above all that sh-t. Didn't she say she wasn't planning on kids?

Those are the shittiest baby names ever, even worse than Pilot Inspektor.

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"I can now announce that Tom and I are expecting a baby "

that sounds weird, I don't know why but sounds like surrogate mom to me.

is there a special prize you get for popping a baby? must be with the slew of babies populating the earth...my bf is over 40 and just had #3...that makes 3 kids under 6 and a hubby that works nights...good times...
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 22, 2008 - 9:52am.

hahaha, I couldnt agree more. I was at a house party where someone brought their young baby... Im trying to get stoned and shit and this baby is there!! At one point, I look over and the fucking baby is on a carrier set right next to this giant overflowing trash can!!

It made me SO uncomfortable and the mom just would not leave! They stayed till after midnight. Im like who in the fuck takes a fuckin baby to a fucking backyard party of boozers and stoners??!!?! gahh!!
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Submitted by Lisa Marie on August 22, 2008 - 10:52am.

What really bothers me about this baby explosion is that too many of these parents bring their kids everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. No one seems to get babysitters anymore. I'm seeing small children in high end restaurants, bars, and even casinos.
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Hey! PEOPLE come from babies, you know. Why can't they go everywhere too?

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

What really bothers me about this baby explosion is that too many of these parents bring their kids everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. No one seems to get babysitters anymore. I'm seeing small children in high end restaurants, bars, and even casinos. And no one has to balls to ask them to leave. Even before the smoking ban took effect in New York, my husband and I were in a bar one day and some young couple came in, with their baby in the car seat, and plopped the fucking kid right on the bar. Then they had the nerve to ask us to blow our smoke in a different direction away from baby.

Just last weekend we stayed at Ceasars in Atlantic City, and I couldn't believe how many kids were running around. May as well have been Disney World. Cool thing was, they have a rooftop pool with a bar, and kids are not allowed there after 1:00 P.M. My hubby and I went to the pool around 12:30, just so we could watch the hotel staff come and kick all the kids out. It was quite a sight, all of the indignant mommies and daddies freaking out that they had to collect their little timmys and leave. Management even had to come because these fertile lunatics were berating the staff.

I think us adults who don't have kids should be entitled to some kid free zones, places where an alarm goes off every time a small child enters the space, the kid get tasered and the parents get thrown in jail for 6 months.

A bitch can dream...

It's kinda weird becuz in all them "future" movies people have bizarre names...will it spread...? Will the John and the Marys of the world just slowly fade away...?

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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Awww, this poor little fucker is doomed. Shame they can't immunise these kids against the effects of their parents' combined genetics.
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Submitted by Mr. Mercury on August 22, 2008 - 10:20am.
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True, blame it on hippies and LSD! :D

I always think of "Zowie Bowie" when I think of dumb celebuspawn names (he goes by Duncan Jones now).

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Hey kids, let me be a bridge to the past for you...this stupid baby name thing has been going on since the sixties. We can place a lot of the blame on Alicia Bay Laurel (the author of "Living on the Earth") since she named her kids Rainbow Canyon King and Hummingbird Sunshine Dewdrop (really). Lots of rock stars at the time picked up this abuse so we had "god" from Paul Kantner and Grace Slick, "seven" from Country Joe Macdonald, and of course, Dweezil and Moon Unit Zappa from dear departed Frank. Most of these sixties kids have legally changed their names now to simple ones, it will probably be the same for this new crop of unfortunately named celeb kids.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

They're all having babies because it's a current trend. Being photographed as waaaay pregnant is currently a good thing. This will change.

I thought she was gay

Looks like Mustache's are taking over the planet.. lol

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Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on August 22, 2008 - 8:27am.
To answer your question Sensimina, yes. Regular people are responding to this by having more babies. Don't think for a second that the constant focus in the media on pregnancy isn't encouraging the mindless masses to get knocked up. Welcome to hell.

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yup! I was listening to a talk radio show and the topic was teen pregnancy and lots of people were blaming Angie Jo for glorifying pregancy without marriage and giving teens the wrong ideas about motherhood.

BLAME ANGIE JO!!!!
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OMG, she looks so pretty. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" last week. What kind of relationship is she looking for on that site? Just curious.

To answer your question Sensimina, yes. Regular people are responding to this by having more babies. Don't think for a second that the constant focus in the media on pregnancy isn't encouraging the mindless masses to get knocked up. Welcome to hell.

Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 9:20am.
Thanks, lol.
I would love to see Penn do a Bullshit episode on dumbass celebrity names, wouldn't you?
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ITA - that would be brilliant!

I was never a fan of Penn and Teller, but that show has started to convert me.

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hahahahahaa! @but.seriously!! lol
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MK, you are NOT the father!

That should make you feel a little better about this baby avalanche.

Submitted by The C word on August 22, 2008 - 7:17am.
Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 9:14am.
Completely forgot about China for a sec there, lol. Don't mind me, I just have to pull my head out of my ass.
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You're doing ok, Frito - you remembered that someone name their kid Moxie Crimefighter!
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Thanks, lol.
I would love to see Penn do a Bullshit episode on dumbass celebrity names, wouldn't you?
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 9:14am.
Completely forgot about China for a sec there, lol. Don't mind me, I just have to pull my head out of my ass.
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You're doing ok, Frito - you remembered that someone name their kid Moxie Crimefighter!

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Submitted by missy on August 22, 2008 - 7:15am.
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Ah, thank you so much. :)
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

i hear ya frito... i even took the wrong exit to work this morning im so out of it... youre excused for not being mindful of foreign population control policies!! :D
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Submitted by The C word on August 22, 2008 - 7:11am.
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Completely forgot about China for a sec there, lol. Don't mind me, I just have to pull my head out of my ass.
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Submitted by missy on August 22, 2008 - 7:11am.
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Yeah, forgot about them, haha. I'm not awake yet, lol.
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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 9:06am.
I don't mean to be all depressing and shit, but I wonder if there will ever come a time when the world is so overcrowded that birth control is mandatory for a while. That would be pretty fucked up, wouldn't it?
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It's already begun (China)...

I wonder if we'll end up in a "Logan's Run-like" world where people are euthanized when they hit a certain age.

(Yeah, it was Penn Jillette who named his daughter Moxie Crimefighter; his son's name is Zolten.)

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Submitted by FritoDorito on August 22, 2008 - 8:06am.
I don't mean to be all depressing and shit, but I wonder if there will ever come a time when the world is so overcrowded that birth control is mandatory for a while. That would be pretty fucked up, wouldn't it?

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you mean like in China since 1976?

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One-child_policy)
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 22, 2008 - 6:36am.
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Didn't some Hollyweird asshole name their kid Moxie Crimefighter? I know that Jason Lee named his Pilot Inspektor. I'm waiting for some dumbass to come l with a name like Ninja Hamster or Panda Pumpkin.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade

Good Lord, not another celebspawn. ~ugh~
You know, it's not special anymore, all these babies.
The celebrities are acting like a bunch of welfare mothers. No wonder teen pregnancy is going up! It's so "cool" having babies, wheeeeee!!!!

I'm so over these bitches, honestly.

I don't mean to be all depressing and shit, but I wonder if there will ever come a time when the world is so overcrowded that birth control is mandatory for a while. That would be pretty fucked up, wouldn't it?
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I call MERKIN on her 'boyfriend'...she has to be a gayelle...like c'mon! Seriously?
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Re: dumbass Hollywood baby names

The ones that piss me off the most (Zuma is pretty up there, too, I expected Gwen to be a little classier than that) were Apple (Gwenyth Palthrow is SO insufferable), and some random ass C list dude just named his kid "Peanut" because "he looked like a little peanut and we thought it was cute". WTF. That is fucking cruel.

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It's pretty odd that she's had this boyfriend for 6 yrs, but the majority (if not everybody) thought she was gay...although, I guess she's not that popular anymore, so nobody probably follows anything about her

Submitted by greenfinch on August 22, 2008 - 8:10am.

bah, she'll prob give it a name like john or something.

If she did, at least it show she's in touch with the rest of the world unlike some of those other celebrities *cough cough Zuma cough cough*

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selling your soul for a splash of celeb fame is not enough anyomore, now you have to pop a kid to be part of the "in" crowd...
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I thought she was a lesbian. Is her boyfriend invisible?

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She's totally having triplets. Someone needs to up the ante.
Last night while waiting out E! News so I could watch Chelsea Lately, I noticed the whole show was about babies. The first four opening stories were "baby news" and there was still more to come. WTF? Are core audiences having more babies, thus they appeal to them by blowing up celebrity baby news, or
do people without babies seriously give a fuck about other people's blobs? It's soo creepy that a "Celebrity Baby Blog" exists. Ugh.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK

Wow, she looks really cute here. I also thought she was a sister of Sappho, but maybe not. I know some boyish women who are straight, so... Good for her.

I'm more surprised by the fact she has a boyfriend; I was under the impression that she was gay.

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