Morning Wood

mmmmmmm he's fucking hawt. and his wife, Monica Belluci, is hot as well.

i just want to hear him talk in my ear with that sexy ass fucking accented voice of his. RAWR!

I also don't understand why the great DAVID BOWIE helped Scarlett make a record and praised her singing talent. Those boobs must be magical. Or I should listen to that record.

I actually like a lot of films with Scarlett: Ghost World, Mach Point, The Girl with a Pearl Earring, Lost in Translation... I guess it's not because of Scarlett being amazing in them, but she knows how to get a good role. Lindsay should takes notes.

...Um,no, Lindsay just isn't movie star material. I mean, Scarlett played the sister of Anne Boleyn - I can't imagine Lindsay in a 16th century dress. Her face is too waitressy for that. To my surprise, I liked The Other Boleyn Girl, although usually I hate historically inaccurate films, and I love British history and the Tudors. I also usually don't like Natalie Portman and I think she's overrated, but she was rather good as Anne Boleyn.

But still, Woody, please.. One of the greatest American actresses? Well, I've just realized I can't think of anyone HER AGE who's better than her, and that's really sad.

Woody Allen is a perverted parasite. I can't stand that nasty man!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

No...do not tell me Vincent Cassel has a wife!

And I'm with peaches, will they ever get that GD Brangelina magazine off the stands? Of course it's gonna be a top seller IF THEY LEAVE IT OUT THERE FOR SIX MONTHS.

Puhleeze, these people are such manipulative bitches.

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The fuckin Brangelina Magazine is still on the newsstands, they probably made some sort of fucked up deal to do this, quite the way the scientologists buy magazines with thier celebrity members being featured! It's cheating! be fuckin' fair here, People!!!!

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oh jesus have mercy vincent cassel. this man can have me (sexually) anytime, anyday and anyway he wants!

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lizzieb on August 16, 2008 - 9:05am.
The sad thing is that Madge would look good for 50 if she stopped trying to look 35. And ate a few pies, drank a few pints and had a laugh. I don't know why we get so upset about aging when the al

There's something about Vincent Cassel that makes me wanna just bend over & grab ankles. His wife is sexy as fugg too. Menage-O-Three??

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Mmmmm...Vincent Cassel. There's shag carpet I'd walk barefoot in.

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Eh, that Chestica song:
"Remembah...when he called you stupid?"

Yeah? And?

Ugh, not the best picture of Vincent.

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"Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.”

'Campaign of terror'??? What, did the high school bullies anthrax her?

It strikes me as insulting to abuse victims that she'd try to pass off her schoolyard teasing as comparable to being beaten by a boyfriend.

"Life is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, prefunctory gift that nobody ever asks for..."

Terrance rocks,I love him!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

dammit Frito

You always make me miss living in TX.

Submitted by xxyxz on August 22, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Frito

LOL do you really work at the plant in Plano?
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LMAO, no.
But I don't think it's far from where I live. Speaking of Plano, they're going to have a big fuckin' parade for Nastia. She got home either yesterday or the day before with a bunch teenage boys holding poster board proposals. I thought that was cute. She looked so happy.
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Submitted by xxyxz on August 22, 2008 - 1:12pm.
Frito

LOL do you really work at the plant in Plano?
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LMAO, no.
But I don't think it's far from where I live. Speaking of Plano, they're going to have a big fuckin' parade for Nastia. She got home either yesterday or the day before with a bunch teenage boys holding poster board proposals. I thought that was cute. She looked so happy.
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Frito

LOL do you really work at the plant in Plano?

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For about 3 seconds I thought that useless cumstain was finally going to open up and say "Yes, my dad is a fucking perv" and then I would have had a newfound respect for her. Now I hate her even more than I already did, which was a substantial amount. What's worse is she' still dating the Romosexual and I live in Dallas and it's almost football season. I love football don't get me wrong, but I don't want to spend the whole season hearing about her cunty ass instead of the damn game!
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Frito: I know, I thought for a minute Messica was trying to make a "deep" song but she was so quick to make sure everyone knows it was about getting teased about her big ass titties because alllll the guys wanted her! OMG LOLZ!
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Submitted by snowpiece on August 22, 2008 - 12:28pm.
Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her
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You're joking right? That's the abuse she's talking about? Oh boo fucking hoo! When I was in Jr High a bunch of kids beat me up so bad I had to change schools, but you don't see me crying to a goddamn magazine! That's life, deal with it, bitch! God, I despise that cunt.
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Woody Allen proclaiming ScarJo "one of the greatest American actresses" proves that he is a borderline pedophile.

WTF?!

He's been preppin' her to ride his geriatric peen for a few movies now.

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

That dude's ugly but he's a great actor, I must admit.

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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "

Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.”

HURL!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Salem13 on August 22, 2008 - 2:00pm.

I can't beleive that a couple of overrated actors magazine sold in the realm as Princess Diana, 9/11, and JFK wtf?

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The wording is interesting in that article. 2.6 million against Princess Di's 3 million, like what? 20 years ago? The 4 million for 9/11 (5 years ago) gives it away - they sold a little less than half what they expected...because the numbers are always supposed to go up...also, they just plucked out the most interesting names...pulled right from wiki. I'm sure anytime someone sells lots they pull out those names... Apparently, it's also 1 million less than their circulation...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

man, I wanna follow his hair trail with my tongue

I can't beleive that a couple of overrated actors magazine sold in the realm as Princess Diana, 9/11, and JFK wtf?

I bet the song was about John Mayer. The bitch looks like he can get alittle crazy after a wine cooler.

Y thank u, aquarius, now I know:)

And thank you, as well, the rephlex, for I am now truly aware of the terrible suffering that Jessica doesn't want to talk about (becuz it never happened).

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by the rephlex on August 22, 2008 - 12:22pm.

Oh that is one of the most ridiculous things I've heard from her. At least at my high school, which I'm sure was full of as many hillbillies and "mean girls" as hers, the girls who REALLY developed early were generally tormented by GUYS.

Meanwhile, JS was a cheerleader. At my school (and at most, it seems like), the cheerleaders were at the top of the social pile. Are we supposed to feel sorry for her because people were mean to her in high school? Give me a fucking break! Anyone in here who didn't have someone tease them or berate them to the point of tears in high school, raise your hand. *looks around* Yeah, that's what I thought.

The fact that she is comparing her experience of being made fun of by a couple of girls to actual abuse at the hands of a partner pisses me off.

Her whole excuse is just another way to say, "Look at mah boobies!" All the other girls were "jealous", of course... because who wouldn't want to be a big-tittied frogmouth with an Electra complex?

Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 11:35am.

Hillbillies hang out:

1) In somebody's barn
2) Down by the crick
3) Over in the holler
4) By yonder whiskey still
5) And down in somebody's brother-cousin's trailer propped up on cinderblocks and a coupla milk crates.

Stoney, no, I didn't- I think I have to read that one next....

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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
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Jessica Simpson's abuse tale was about bullying

Pop star-turned-country singer Jessica Simpson recently told Elle magazine that when she sang about abuse on her new track “Remember That,” she sang from personal experience. Now the National Enquirer reports Jessica’s personal story isn’t about an abusive boyfriend; it’s about bullying.

“I don’t want to talk about (what happened),” Jessica told Elle. “But I have definitely experienced abuse in a way that I would tell people to take their heart and run.”

Given that the lyrics from “Remember That” urge a woman to leave a man who hurts her “with his hands or with his words,” many assumed the eldest Simpson sister was referring to a similar scenario, but Jessica’s abuse allegedly came from teenage girls during her high-school years.

“Jessica was well-developed, and every guy in high school wanted her and practically every girl hated her,” a source told the Enquirer. “Jessica put on a brave face, but it was a campaign of terror that just devastated her.”

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/26203689/

Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 10:47am.

Did you read The Virgin Queen? Was it good? Maybe I'll read that next instead.

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Submitted by its six thirty ... on August 22, 2008 - 11:40am.

well just listened to as much of chesticas fuckery as i could stand. "when he comes knockin at 3 am..." stupid bitch he dosnt want you back. its a booty call. dumb bitch.
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LOL! You just reminded me of my upstairs neighbor - Paris Hiltony kinda girl...We were practically roommates...the walls and floors were paper thin - it sucked ass. But I remember she met this guy. They went out for dinner once and then her phone would always be ringing at 2 am and shortly after he would arrive (usually drunk) and I would stuff my ears with cotton. I was always thinking: Dumbass! Becuase I knew she wasn't that kinda girl, really.

It went on like that for a coupla months ( I think they went out once or twice in between...) before the phone would just ring and ring and ring. And then she got herself a metrosexual.

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

okie: ITA Scarjo is a mush mouthed one trick pony.
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Stoney, I read those too- LOVED The Boleyn Inheritance....The Queen's Fool was not as good, IMO, but I liked it....

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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"

Scarjo plays every character in every film exactly the same. Other than maybe Natalie Portman, I can't think of a more overrated and talentless actress. Nice boobs though.

Kerry, now you have been decalred bankrupt, keep tight hold of your children. Mark is going to leave you (he is only with you for your money - you are just too blind to see it) & he'll be taking his kids with him (hey, it worked for K-Fed).

As much as i disklie Kerry, I'm sad to see her broke. She has four children to look after. I hope you come back from this Kerry. I really do.

~♥~Meet Christina Aguilera September 2nd from 2 -5:30/6pm at Macy’s Herald Square store, Manhattan!~♥~

well just listened to as much of chesticas fuckery as i could stand. "when he comes knockin at 3 am..." stupid bitch he dosnt want you back. its a booty call. dumb bitch.

get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~

Submitted by oklahoma on August 22, 2008 - 11:31am.

Angel_i.. OH yeah, What WAS the story behind her "I was abused" campaign thing. I seen that on covers of magazines, but WTF was it about, and w/ whom?? do tell, Pretty please...
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I don't buy it. It's, obviously, market research. She's a hillbilly now so she's gotta be relatable, you know? She don't live in a trailer or hang out at the (bowling alley? where the hell do hillbillies hang out?) but she's had a lot of boyfriends. She prolly gonna say it's the fucktard who was tryna get bootie and a career at the same time...jeez I can't even remember his name - the Reality show guy...

♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 22, 2008 - 10:27am.

I also read The Other Boylen Girl, and I agree, Henry should have been a ginger. And I read the sequel and prequel, The Boleyn Inheritance (Anne of Cleves and Katherine Howard) and The Constant Princess (Katherine of Aragon). Both were awesome, especially The Constant Princess. I would recommend them both. My next book in the Tudor series is The Queen's Fool, which I believe is about a jester spy in the court of Elizabeth I (daughter of Anne Boleyn) and Mary Tudor (daughter of Katherine of Aragon)?

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-Ok, so if People was @ $4.50 x 2.6 million copies, that doesn't even cover how much they paid for the pics to begin with BUT that total money made does not include advertising, which like the copy of the Twinkies, were probably jacked up as well, way to go, pass the cost on to the bread and butter. That's bullshit.
(However, I saved the copies of People that are the top three, I did not purchase this issue, duh.)

- Woody Allen is boobmatized about ScarJo.

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

Angel_i.. OH yeah, What WAS the story behind her "I was abused" campaign thing. I seen that on covers of magazines, but WTF was it about, and w/ whom?? do tell, Pretty please...

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Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
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Woody likes scarjo because he is a total perv!! Dont get me wrong, I happen to ADORE his work, but he has said himself (I read an autobiography of his) that the main reason he wanted to get famous was so he could get more pussy. And he said it worked.
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I thought I was the only one that liked Scarjo yeah she isn't the best actress but thats pretty much 98% of Hollywood right now. I liked Vicky Christina Barcelona I really like Penelope I also think shes beautiful Javier is really good, the setting was really beautiful.

Stoney, I read the book of "The Other Boleyn Girl", so I couldn;t see the movie- didn't want to ruin it for me...also, as much as I love Eric Bana, it pissed me off that they didn't have a red-haired actor play Henry...he was a historical figure! He should have looked the part....

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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
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I saw that movie Vicky Christina Barcelona, and its not a good movie it was boring and not funny and not sexy at all
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

I liked The Other Boleyn Girl...

But really it was because of Natalie Portman as Anne.

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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"