Ninja Vigilantes Busted In New Jersey
The streets of Clifton, NJ are a little less safe today after cops arrested two vigilante ninjas who were trying to rid the area of drugs dealers. Cops found Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, sitting in their car, dressed like ninjas. The Detective Captain said they were "wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows." I'm sure all their weapons were plastic and can be found at your local Toys 'R Us.
The sad pair told cops they are known on the streets as The Shinobi Warriors. They were on their way to deliver menacing letters to drug dealers. One of the letters said that the “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force" and accused dealers and junkies of committing "sins of passing impurity." It's not known how many letters were left on the doors of drug dealers and users. The dudes said that if they were ever confronted by a dealer, they would use their awesome martial arts skills and weapons on them!
Oh and one of those threatening letters was delivered to Tadieusz's ex-girlfriend. A nerd with a broken heart is sad thing.
They were both charged with weapons possession. Tadieusz was also charged with harassment. He's still in jail on $20,000 bail. Jesse was released.
First of all, what do you expect from a dude who has a Vanilla Ice haircut. Second of all, this is exactly why video game nerds should never leave their parents' basement. There's a reason why they spend the rest of their lives playing video games, eating Hot Pockets and getting yelled at by their mom for leaving chunky skid mark stains on their chonies. When they enter the wild, shit like this happens!
Thanks Marcia
Very stupid. They are very lucky things did not get out of hand. They could have killed someone or gotten thier dumb rear ends shot.
It's always the heroes that get penalized. No good deed goes unpunished.
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 22, 2008 - 11:08pm.
Ahh, how I remember my days in Passaic County Jersey and how I do not miss a second of those years.......
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Well I am from Essex County. Ahh I remember the days of police sirens and gunshots. Very sad!
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Submitted by Message In A Bottle on August 23, 2008 - 1:41am.
Wait, it's a game? I thought it was a way of life.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Am I the only one that's actually played the "Shinobi" games on here??
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 23, 2008 - 1:09am.
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:58am.
My 1st act will be to return "harass" to being 2 words. It's much more fun that way. Then I'm outlawing heeleys.
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Sensible. As always. Carry on:)
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Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:58am.
My 1st act will be to return "harass" to being 2 words. It's much more fun that way. Then I'm outlawing heeleys.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 23, 2008 - 12:37am.
I can't believe I'm going to be Governor of this state one day.
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You are?! Well, that's cool! Maybe you could make some efforts in the area of education...? Perhaps...?
This is funny - he does so play video games! Next you're gonna try and tell me he doesn't eat Hot Pockets! As if!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by kaylee319 on August 23, 2008 - 12:39am.
Oh boy, you crack me up. They are dumb but not dumb enough? First, this is Dlisted. Had they not been arrested for harassing the girlfriend and pretending to be ninja's, like our TV (who is one), they would not get the dumbass treatment. As for your claim as to what they were doing with the girlfriend or their point about reporting drug dealers -- on your original post you said you did not know what they were doing there (before you amended it). Regardless, my professional ass tells me to tell you to stop making statements about what your apparently very young ass knows about the two idiots you call your friends, cause police check sites and you may become a witness. Even though deep down I think you know nothing about this and are not as close to the situation (or perhaps for the sake of the 18 year old youth in Clifton I hope you are brighter than that). that).____________________________________________
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Linzee, Kaylee, whatever. Could you correct the spelling of vigilante, please?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Correction, angel_i, I meant you could make fun of them being idiots for doing this. Saying they have no lives and stuff like that and that they only play video games is a completely different story.
Though...thinking back....Jesse does play alot of video games...but he doesn't do it 24/7.
By merciful force, TJ and Jesse meant that they would report the drug users to the authorities for possession of illegal drugs. Even though TJ does boxing and karate and Jesse taught himself with his knowledge of the martial arts...I know they wouldn't use it unless it was self defense.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
Correction, angel_i, I meant you could make fun of them being idiots for doing this. Saying they have no lives and stuff like that and that they only play video games is a completely different story.
Though...thinking back....Jesse does play alot of video games...but he doesn't do it 24/7.
By merciful force, TJ and Jesse meant that they would report the drug users to the authorities for possession of illegal drugs. Even though TJ does boxing and karate and Jesse taught himself with his knowledge of the martial arts...I know they wouldn't use it unless it was self defense.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:33am.
I feel somehow stupider just living in the same state, but I feel bad for Linzee, because she doesn't seem to realize that they were just harassing the one dude's ex and came up with possibly the worst cover story in the history of teenage angst.
I can't believe I'm going to be Governor of this state one day.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Okay here's the story with TJ and his ex-girlfriend. He was going to basically give her a warning to stop taking drugs before going to the authorities. Because the drugs that she was letting people use in her basement was pot. I'm not sure of which ex-girlfriend it was because I only know his ex-girlfriends that graduated with me.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
LOL! You funny too! You came here to tell us not to say they're stupid becuz we don't know them and then you say that, having known them - yeah, they're pretty stupid. LOL! Fun!
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
“Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force" and accused dealers and junkies of committing "sins of passing impurity."
Is this threat the truth?
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They were idiots to begin with. I could go on about stories about TJ and how he was in JROTC and how Jesse always went gliding down the hallway with his heeleys in high school. So yeah...you could say they're idiots...just...please...don't go completely out of proportion.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
I used to ride a Kawasaki Ninja and used to be a drug dealer, so I don't know who to root for. Maybe there's some moron who thinks he's a Pokemon that can help me out here.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by kaylee319 on August 23, 2008 - 12:25am.
Oh yes, I am sure it is the ex-girlfriend's fault. *rolls eyes*
Oh and btw, my saying they went to Seaside was not a compliment.... the fact that they hang there is a negative....
I had some hope for you after you edited your initial message but that was lost after your replies.
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Ghost hunting!? Fun!
But they are some silly teens. They are. I don't need to know them personally to know that at this point. And it's not even so much that they did it - it's more that they got caught. They needed RiRi to lull the cops with her siren song. They dropped the ball, that's all I'm saying...
edited to ask: Ok - do I get to judge now that they are idiots?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Hey I didn't say that TJ and Jesse were smart...I only said that they're good guys just are stupid for doing something like this and saying they're ninhas.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
Oh Kaylee, I see you updated your " they are great intelligent men who I went ghosthunting with" to a post that is more thruthfull. Glad to know...
_Good night, there is some hope for Passaic county still.
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Excuse me, vanyvrgs...they actually go to Seaside alot...especially TJ.
Anyways TJ DID NOT intend for it to be harassment. His ex-girlfriend takes drugs and he was trying to stop her from taking them. Even if you don't know both of them as a personal level...at least do some research about them before you say anything.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
Living in NJ isn't bad enough, now I have ninjas to worry about? What's next, gay samurai ala Tom Cruise?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
I would have been routing for them EXCEPT for the threat to former girlfriend...
Screams mental issues...
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Ehh....that's true. It's just annoying how some people actually try to say that they're drug dealers and throw this whole thing out of proportion. And I am very defensive of my friends. Especially the ones that get in trouble like this.
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A friend of the Vilgante Ninjas
GO TJ AND JESSE!!!
Submitted by kaylee319 on August 23, 2008 - 12:08am.
It is hard to prove your point when you say one of them had to repeat senior year. yep, bright young men. Real bright. Oh yes and their intentions were good, including the harassment of the ex-girlfriend. Tell your friends to go back to playing Final Fantasy, Tekken and Grand Theft Auto -- just cause they got to the last level on these games does not make them ninjas and/or able to deal with crime. They probably also think they are professional musicans cause they can follow guitar hero. Is their dream to hang out in Seaside? Nevermind!
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I actually personally know both of them. Actually...I'm a friend of theirs as well. It is funny though...they spelled TJ's (or should I say Tadeusz) last name wrong on every single article I've seen except for the one that's in the Star Ledger. They are very good guys...but like many teens...they do alot of stupid shit without thinking about it. They're intentions were good, you have to admit that.
babablacksheep....Jesse's last name is pronounced "Tro-gin-ni-ack" and TJ's last name is pronounced "PERT-koh-vitch". Yes TJ's last name begins with a "P" NOT a "T".
I graduated with both of them...well...TJ repeated twice so he graduated with 2008. But still...I even went GHOST HUNTING with both of them.
So what I'm making a point of saying is....
Don't say that TJ and Jesse are like stupid teens that just stay in the basement and play video games...you don't know them at a personal level like I do.
And if you don't believe that I know them...
http://a886.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/23/l_0c0c3b16f60e1f96a79ed... < that's me with TJ in 2007 in high school during a holiday assembly
http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a24/brokenscarletdreams/CIMG0568.jpg < and that's Jesse with my friend Genna when we all went to McDonald's
They are idiots for bringing weapons and telling the cops that they were ninjas though. *why must I be cursed with two idiot friends?!*
Gee the cops arrest them, but don't do anything to stop the drug dealers these gus we're trying to deal with because they(the popo) wouldn't!!! Fucked up!!! It's always vigilante's who are getting in trouble, and not the assholes who they are trying to take the extreme action against! Robin Hood and all our comic book superheros are glamorized vigelantes, just like Wonkey is glamourized for being a dirty ho, yet that's considered okay!!! Our society is just fucked up!!!
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Ahh, how I remember my days in Passaic County Jersey and how I do not miss a second of those years.......
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
The one on the left looks like Jim Carrey in Dumber & Dumber. Clifton isn't too far from where I live.
nerdy and ghey...smh
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i only wish they would have managed to get one ninja star in a dealer's crotch. the cops should have provided them back up and given these kids something to live for!
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He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Only in Jerz!
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I guess World of Warcraft just wasn't working out for them.
why is it every time Polaks are in the news it's always crazy ass or bad news??!! sad for my peeps, so sad
i'd say amen.
i feel bad for these two guys...they were trying to do good...but as they say, "no good deed goes unpunished"...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
why hasn't hollywood contacted these guys? this smells like a new series.
POWER TO THE VIGILANTE NINJAS!!!!!!!!!
GD Drug Dealers.......who the hell do they think they are?!?!?!?!?!
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They have mad skillz. This reminds me of the Friends episode where Ross practiced the ancient Japanese art of oonagi...
Trojaniak? MK did not make a condom comment with that name? MK, are you still ailing?
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
awww... the intent was good. I love these boys.
Actually, I think the cops saved THEIR lives.
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Awww, that's nice they were trying to protect their community. :)
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These two are nobodies in the ninja/Hot Pocket community. Shit, even I hadn't heard of them until this post.
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The one on the right is sorta cute. tee hee. Ninjas.
Tertkiewicz and Trojaniak? I attempted to say there last names, I cant. I give up. wait.
terk-key-wics? and trojan-hack?-trojan-ak?
I GOT IT!
I guess I'm the only one who finds these teabags endearing.
Maybe his girlfriend left him for a pirate.