Ninja Vigilantes Busted In New Jersey
The streets of Clifton, NJ are a little less safe today after cops arrested two vigilante ninjas who were trying to rid the area of drugs dealers. Cops found Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, sitting in their car, dressed like ninjas. The Detective Captain said they were "wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows." I'm sure all their weapons were plastic and can be found at your local Toys 'R Us.
The sad pair told cops they are known on the streets as The Shinobi Warriors. They were on their way to deliver menacing letters to drug dealers. One of the letters said that the “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force" and accused dealers and junkies of committing "sins of passing impurity." It's not known how many letters were left on the doors of drug dealers and users. The dudes said that if they were ever confronted by a dealer, they would use their awesome martial arts skills and weapons on them!
Oh and one of those threatening letters was delivered to Tadieusz's ex-girlfriend. A nerd with a broken heart is sad thing.
They were both charged with weapons possession. Tadieusz was also charged with harassment. He's still in jail on $20,000 bail. Jesse was released.
First of all, what do you expect from a dude who has a Vanilla Ice haircut. Second of all, this is exactly why video game nerds should never leave their parents' basement. There's a reason why they spend the rest of their lives playing video games, eating Hot Pockets and getting yelled at by their mom for leaving chunky skid mark stains on their chonies. When they enter the wild, shit like this happens!
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M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:46pm.
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M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Lloyd and Harry.......
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"we are theeereeee!!!!"
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"I've got worms."
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"Just go men....jjuuuusssssssttt goooooo - aaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! its warm"
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"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
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When nerds attack
Submitted by kdracofan on August 22, 2008 - 8:36am.
Submitted by M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:34pm.
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M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Lloyd and Harry.......
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"we are theeereeee!!!!"
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"I've got worms."
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"Just go men....jjuuuusssssssttt goooooo - aaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! its warm"
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"We got no food, no jobs... our PET'S HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!"
Ninjas?? What, are they 12? I would have loved to see these goobs roll up on some gangstas and try that Napoleon Dynamite shit. LMAO They're lucky the cops got them first.
Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 9:33am.
@NovaNightly:
Well...we were tryna see if we could knock Oprah over on top of Paris...if you think you could manage it...?
Free Cheetos for life!...?
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Hmm...she's an awfully big target and I would hate to get too close to Paris and her diseeeeeeases. BLECH. BUT...I'm not one to give up easy...I'll get my elephant taser and wear my protective nuke suit and it shouldnt be a problem.
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I'll bet they masturbate to the female video game characters in fighting games.
*PAUSE* *SLOW-MO*
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this whole thread is hilarious! i'm just thinking "Tadieusz Tertkiewicz".... no wonder the kid turned into a ninja
Submitted by M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:34pm.
Submitted by kdracofan on August 22, 2008 - 8:25am.
M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Lloyd and Harry.......
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"we are theeereeee!!!!"
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"I've got worms."
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"Just go men....jjuuuusssssssttt goooooo - aaaaahhhh!!!!!!!! its warm"
Submitted by kdracofan on August 22, 2008 - 8:25am.
M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Lloyd and Harry.......
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"we are theeereeee!!!!"
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"I've got worms."
@NovaNightly:
Well...we were tryna see if we could knock Oprah over on top of Paris...if you think you could manage it...?
Free Cheetos for life!...?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Viva I'm trying to convince the boy to dress up as Ryu Hayabusa for Halloween but he's being a peener... How hot would that be? Mmmmmmmm...hot japanese bootay....
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by MONKEYPOX on August 22, 2008 - 9:29am.
BTW, I dress up like Ayane at night...purple hair and all!
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
Miss Priss, I HAD to comment on this one, considering my ms name translates to "girl ninja". How are you hor?
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
BTW, I dress up like Ayane at night...purple hair and all!
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
It is kinda funny and idiotically noble of these two fools to try to clean up the streets. And don't worry, potheads: I'm quite sure they were probably targeting hard-core drug dealers (coke, meth, etc...) and would probably have died in attempts...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
Submitted by Viva La Lohan on August 22, 2008 - 5:09am.
This is a sad day. I am the head of the VEGAS chapter of The Shinobi Warriors. Let us bow our heads and pray to Sonic The Hedgehog for these fallen soldiers.
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Hi Viva!
LMAO I thought of you when I read this LOL
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Submitted by Carmeloh on August 22, 2008 - 10:53am
Wow that's pretty sad, and definitely not very ninja. The whole point to being a ninja is being stealthy and avoiding any sort of violence. Sounds like the kid was obviously just a violent, delusional dip-shit. It's very easy to blame violent behaviour on videogames and movies, and sure, some violence is learned behaviour. But when a person is that young and is obviously behaving in a disturbing manner, it's usually an inherent thing...
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"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits"- Albert Einstein
"What's Walmart? Is that where they sell Walls?"- The Plague upon this earth, aka Pussy Hole Hilton
M.E. on August 22, 2008 - 12:14pm.
Lloyd and Harry.......
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"we are theeereeee!!!!"
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on ~that site.
they are so hot! Alas, they are too young for me and my Ninja bedroom games....
Submitted by angel_i on August 22, 2008 - 9:10am.
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 22, 2008 - 12:03pm.
OH i go outside alright!!
Thanks angel...I got my outfit at the Buck Rogers garage sale. Its HAWT!!
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That it is!
So, you are a Ninja from the 25th and a half century - do you take contracts?
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lol...its Hawt Couture!! Anyhew...yeah...after hours of playing Final Fantasy and Tekken I love to relax with my ninja star throwing dart board. Then i take my numbchucks out and whack me some villians. Its AWESOME!
Who ya need me to rough up?? :D
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
LMAO Oklahoma!
You know you've been watching the olypmics too much when you read "Ninja Vigilantes" as a name.
And FFS, I'm part Japanese!
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What is the world coming to when you can't load on your weapons, mount up and defend the streets as your ninja training prepared you to do??
Soldier on Ninjas! Soldier on!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
So, I would like to know if these two ahem, Ninja's were smokin a little sumpin sumpin....
Lloyd and Harry.......
Xxyxz.. i to call u in a few.. oooo, I speak in secret language.
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My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
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Soooo, they were arrested for being an embarrassment to real ninjas?? They look harmless to me.
Note to self: remove throwing stars from my trunk.
*gnaws on Viva's cone Av* lol..
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Poor guys. I just wanna fix'em a grilled cheese and set them down in front of their Napoleon Dynamite DVD.
Xxyxz.. Gulp *looks around* Ok who took muh drugs! *says w/ toofless drug lispe*
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My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa
Makes all the pretty girls want to dance
And take off their underpants
My salsa makes all the pretty girls wanna dance
And take off their underpants, My Salsa
Submitted by NovaNightly on August 22, 2008 - 12:03pm.
OH i go outside alright!!
Thanks angel...I got my outfit at the Buck Rogers garage sale. Its HAWT!!
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That it is!
So, you are a Ninja from the 25th and a half century - do you take contracts?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
This is a sad day. I am the head of the VEGAS chapter of The Shinobi Warriors. Let us bow our heads and pray to Sonic The Hedgehog for these fallen soldiers.
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The whole earth may be sucked into hell, and you want my help 'cause your girlfriend's a big 'ho?
I immediately thought of the movie "Dumb and Dumber" and the guy on the left looks so like Jim Carrey in that movie.
Good Morning All
Oklahoma,
I hate to break it to you.... But your pile of drugs are GONE
Straight-edge suburban vigilante ninjas. I love it.
They should smoke a joint and chill out.
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OH i go outside alright!!
Thanks angel...I got my outfit at the Buck Rogers garage sale. Its HAWT!!
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Thank God the Geek Patrol was out there, keeping the streets safe.
Are these idiots aware that drug dealers generally carry GUNS?
They should have called on magical elves and a wizard to aide them on their quest.
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I like Ninjas, but these two are stupid-lookin'
UnderArmour is not happy about it!
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HAHAHA Ninjas? Every good nerd knows the best way to defeat your enemy is by using your your Lightsaber and kick-ass Jedi mind tricks. Fuckin amateurs. May the force be with you bitches.
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this is not too far from my town
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All d-listed sluts start to think exactly alike after a while. LOLOLOLOL" Mel-tang!
He is my favorite. Just saw his personals ID on millionaires personals site """""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site.
Aww sad.
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This is what happens when kids play too much games and watch too much tv, they get a warped view of reality believing that they are stronger and wiser than reality
My kids will be watching very few limited tv show or none at all.
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
@NovaNightly:
I LOVE your outfit.
But you don't go outside right?
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I AM a ninja too....forgot to mention that. ;D
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, I Love to play video games and eat Hot Pockets!!!!! WTF???
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Sheesh... What's up with the ninja related stuff recently... This week a boy, in a high school near where my cousin lives, came to school dressed as a ninja and stabbed other kids with a ninja sword, one boy died in the incident... I'm still in shock.
Is there an underground ninja movement perhaps?
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