Ninja Vigilantes Busted In New Jersey
The streets of Clifton, NJ are a little less safe today after cops arrested two vigilante ninjas who were trying to rid the area of drugs dealers. Cops found Tadieusz Tertkiewicz, 20, and Jesse Trojaniak, 19, sitting in their car, dressed like ninjas. The Detective Captain said they were "wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows." I'm sure all their weapons were plastic and can be found at your local Toys 'R Us.
The sad pair told cops they are known on the streets as The Shinobi Warriors. They were on their way to deliver menacing letters to drug dealers. One of the letters said that the “Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force" and accused dealers and junkies of committing "sins of passing impurity." It's not known how many letters were left on the doors of drug dealers and users. The dudes said that if they were ever confronted by a dealer, they would use their awesome martial arts skills and weapons on them!
Oh and one of those threatening letters was delivered to Tadieusz's ex-girlfriend. A nerd with a broken heart is sad thing.
They were both charged with weapons possession. Tadieusz was also charged with harassment. He's still in jail on $20,000 bail. Jesse was released.
First of all, what do you expect from a dude who has a Vanilla Ice haircut. Second of all, this is exactly why video game nerds should never leave their parents' basement. There's a reason why they spend the rest of their lives playing video games, eating Hot Pockets and getting yelled at by their mom for leaving chunky skid mark stains on their chonies. When they enter the wild, shit like this happens!
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hahaha, fuckers! that is funny shit.
I wonder if the cops busted up laughing at these sorry assholes.
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on August 22, 2008 - 11:49am.
Is it a coincidence that they look exactly like the guys from dumb and dumber?
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LOL!
Somehow - I think not.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Tadieusz to drug-dealer: "Shinobi will stop your cruel and sadistic intentions with justified yet, merciful force."
Drug-dealer: *emptying 9 mm clip*
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MonkeyPox, LOL
I get in that mode after playing Grand Theft Auto for hours, I get in my car and i just want to speed and run people over then crash into a wall and then shoot some bitches down while hijacking someone else's car
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The Detective Captain said they were "wearing tactical vests and armed with knives in sheaths at their waists along with Ninja throwing knives, Chinese throwing stars, four-pointed tacks, swords, bows and arrows."
- Where did these two Mutant Ninjas get the money for this shit? It ain't cheap.
Did they send Wino a warning? Mitch could hire them.
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Is it a coincidence that they look exactly like the guys from dumb and dumber?
Great, now I have to find two substitutes for tomorrow night's Dungeons and Dragons game.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This is perfectly normal! That's what I do on the weeknds after a 12-hour Ninja Gaiden playing marathon...
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Not far from where my parents live...I know they were sleeping better knowing the streets are protected...
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
this is exactly why video game nerds should never leave their parents' basement. There's a reason why they spend the rest of their lives playing video games, eating Hot Pockets and getting yelled at by their mom for leaving chunky skid mark stains on their chonies. When they enter the wild, shit like this happens!
'Nuff said.
It's like those bizarre creatures; freaks of nature - when nerds make a decision to go outside...they should be carefully monitored that way...
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Dear 16 Year Old Guitar Hero Wannabe From Yesterday,
This is your bleak future. That is all.
Love and Get Your GED,
ISMU
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ
What's fucking hysterical is these little nerds probably thought they were doing something meaningful. If in fact they had encountered an actual drug dealer, I wonder how long it would have taken them to realize they weren't really ninjas.
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"I want a butt ugly slut with a bad drankin' problem and jealous old man in jail "- Roger Alan Wade
Looks more like a eminem haircut.
MK, why do I have the feeling that you actually have an xbox 360 sitting in your dungeon of lust?
woner what was playing on the car stereo?
hahaha, what the fuck?? lucky for them they didnt come face to face with any of those dealers.
*gun shots*
'cause actions speak louder than words!
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The Ninja costumes were a step up from the Batman and Incredible Hulk plastic Halloween costumes they used to wear!
Shouldn't they be in somebody's basement playing Dungeons and Dragons?
Fuck those punks. Deliver a letter to me, and see if ya don't get shot and buried under the pile of drugs in my living room.. Muahahahahahaaaaa!!
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Hahaha, I'm sure Curtis Sliwa is most impressed.
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