They're Walking The Wrong Way
Why are they walking away from Jack in the Box? Isn't the luscious aroma of a Sourdough Jack beckoning them? Oh wait. A Sourdough Jack is made with beef. I forgot who I was talking about.
Somebody got their hair poo-pooed on! SamRo finally poured some Henna over that toilet water blonde mop she's been working for sooooo long. I don't know how to feel about this. On one hand, she no longer looks like she has Billy Idol's pubic bush on her head. However, her new hair paired with that outfit makes her look like a dykey nurse from the midwest who wears a pager on her waist band and drives a beat down Datsun pick-up truck.
And what is up with those outfits? Did they join some underground gayelle cult? Do they hold super secret meetings in Home Depot's storage room?
Here's more of SamRo and her lezzzzzzzzzzzzzbian lover going to lunch (not at Jack in the Crack) and buying dumb shit in Los Angeles yesterday.
Wenn
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seriously who cares about either of them.
I never thought I'd say this, but they look really good together. Samantha looks great with her hair more natural. They look really comfortable together, I don't think will be just a fling.
"However, her new hair paired with that outfit makes her look like a dykey nurse from the midwest who wears a pager on her waist band and drives a beat down Datsun pick-up truck."
MK, you've been visiting my hometown and you didn't stop to visit me! For shame! ;)
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Samantha is so sexy. Lindsay looks like a skank, SAM E OLD SAME OLD!
Sam looks a million times better with her hair styled that way. She actually looks like a woman now.
StakeSpike.. Bwahahaha @ LezLo.. That's a perfect name for her! good one! here lemme feed you a vicodin for that *gives you a chewed up pill* mmmm good!
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Aw.... LezLo is really trying to turn SammiRo into a dude.
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"Oh lord, please help our athletes bring home the gold, enough gold so we can melt it down and buy back our economy from the Chinese". - Stephen Colbert
GO SAMROLOHO!
I'm a 1000 percent behind these too. They look good together, pussy juice will fix your wrinkles better than botox, and my favorite Hollywood washed up starlet is looking healthy again, and has more importantly stayed out of trouble. Now, if only we could muster up some REAL acting ability for her. I've always said I minded Lindsay less than Paris, Kim, etc etc because she's a pretty girl and her body is hot, and I think she's a helluva lot smarter than people give her credit for (if you see/read her in interviews). It's not her fault she was born with alcoholic genes (Michael) and innate lunacy (W.O.)
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I GOT SOMETHING REAL FO YO ASS IN THESE HANDS!
Jackin' the box and doin' it right SamRo n' Lindz kickin' lickin' all night.
ok I start to like this couple. they really growing in me like PP or SS (not in a good way in their case tho)
now, if only Lindsay becomes a redhead again she will look way better. but hey, she looks clean and so much better than when she's not with SamRo..
She's indeed cute... and doesn't look ill for a change!
@Salem13: is that Viggo?!?!?!? Purrr... purrrr... adore him!
When the whole entire world starts to hate my fucking guts, I'm going to become a lesbian for unwarranted and obligatory praise.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
i don't believe that they are a couple,publicity maybe,both are losing weight,,can it be they enjoy drugging together?
I can't hate. Lohan is looking a lot better since she hooked up with Sam. Not so haggy now, still not young looking but she looks less like a 45 year old hooker.
I can't help it, I think these two are so cute together. I must need more wine. Or less wine. Something.
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I was just reading ( http://www.pro-thinspo.com/lindsaylohanindexpage.html ) that those two are planning on doing a marriage like Ellen and Portia.. then I read they broke up.. then I read that they are doing an mtv special..
I got to tell you this.. I will be glad when they seperate these two all together.
I guess it is just me. Everytime they are in public it just screams staged to me.
I think that Linds looks very tired. SamRo looks great with that bleached shit out of her air.
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
It's safe to say SamRo probabaly never had sex with a male. Jack in the Box, that's where the e. coli outbreak happened back whenever.
She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?
It looks as if Lo Lo dipped her feet in flour.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
The color is much better and looks good on her. But those little boy bangs have got to go.
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Computer says no
I think they are giggling because SamRo sniffs her fingers every time she sees a camera and they both know it!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
i think they are giggling cause LiLo shoved a whole bunch of stuff in her purse.. thievery
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
Is SamRo a white magick voodoo practicioner? What's with that outfit?
I think they are both cute and would do them both in a hot second!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
I think SamRo is going to have a breakdown when Blohan comes across some dick she likes better...
Submitted by missy on August 22, 2008 - 3:00pm.
I think Hohan looks GREAT these days. She got rid of the spray tan, hair dye... she looks great IMO.
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That just makes me even more eyerolly.
They both look a LOT better.
I don't want it to be real! I don't!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
OK, SamRo looks like she did not get enough calcium as a child, for her thighs and calves look malnourished as fuck.
And we all know she was breast-fed as a preemie lesbo-in-waiting, which is probably why she likes tittays so much!
'Heaux Confessionals'
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on August 22, 2008 - 2:14pm.
Submitted by Kp on August 22, 2008 - 1:13pm.
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She's calling in all the favors from the free BJs she used to give out like Halloween candy before she started lezzing it.
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She must royally suck at sucking dick, because the only way you can call favors on your free blowjob samples is if you make them wanna cum running back for more.
Submitted by xxyxz on August 22, 2008 - 2:02pm.
all my favorite hoes in one thread
*fans self*
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I KNOW!! *hugs* *lezzie kisses* well!
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
you all disappoint me so much, LOL. ;p
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
The only thing these two seem to do is shop, go to lunch, and party at night clubs.
Hmmm, sounds good! Sign me up.
Xxyxz.. OMG, major details coming ur way as soon as I can get a free second. total fuckery going on!!!! *glares around*
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You just try and run me off, Bitch!!
oh and for the record, Id do SamRo too. I like dykey hipster chicks.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
SaMAN actually looks really pretty when she smiles (7th thumbnail).
I think Hohan looks GREAT these days. She got rid of the spray tan, hair dye... she looks great IMO.
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Fuck 'Em If They Can't Take A Joke
a message from the Church of the SubGenius
Say what you will but I would totally do SamRo. I would have to be the top though. She's not quite butchy enough for me. Hot though!
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People Suck!
Kind of off topic, but that's probably SamRo's Dodge Caliber in the background. The key she has in her hand is def a Dodge key - I have the same one for my Charger.
Doesn't she make any money as a DJ? Hope that piece is a rental.
I think I liked SamRo better when (s)he was not trying to be feminine looking. I'm surprised to find myself saying it too. The new look isn't flattering, I don't think.
It's obvious from the body language that Sam's in it for the long haul, and
Lindsay is LBBFFN (Les Bee Best Friends For Now)
Now that i think about it, you lucky bitches in CA have a drier heat than we have here in the midwest. Thanks to stupid humidity, it usually feels 10 degrees hotter than it actually is. Damn you, humidity!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
She looks cute. They look happy
Jillypoo, it's hot in LA most of the time, except at night it really cools down into the 60s and 50s. Depends where you are in the area. I see these people wearing Ugs sometimes and wonder if they're crazy, because it is hot there during the day (and insufferably so, that's why I live up north!).
Your face!
Mark Ronson is 500 percent (Maury talk) better looking than she is! blasphemy! LOL ;)
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Not a gay comment ( I am) but man did Lohan fuck up a career!
Why is Sam dressed all in white? Are they getting married in the parking lot of Jack in the Crack?! How romantic!
Your face!
jillypoo, it is only 80 degrees here.....I don't wear long sleeves, but I do still wear jeans...
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
Is it not hot in L.A. right now? These 2 are always wearing tight jeans and long sleeves. If i wore that here i'd sweat to death.
And SamRo is totally morphing into Mark. He's hot, but damn, no one should try to steal their sibling's visage!
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
never ceases to amaze how this crusty talentless old Disney whore and her radioactive splatter skin keeps getting press.
When will this pay off for her? Jesus, she's been eating smoked bearded clam for ages but is she actually working on something as a result of the publicity?
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Submitted by Kp on August 22, 2008 - 1:13pm.
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She's calling in all the favors from the free BJs she used to give out like Halloween candy before she started lezzing it.
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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ