The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 22nd!

Yay!! tee hee. thanks horz!

Congrats to the winners! :)

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RIMADYL KILLS

Congrats my hookaz! IsprainedmyUvula & Mel Tang!

Congratulations!!!...Ya'll really deserved it..Because this is over the top.

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Congrats winners!!! :D

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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

Submitted by Jaded - the original on August 25, 2008 - 8:27am.
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MUAH! I was trying to remember what the picture was earlier and when this came up, I could only shake my head and groan a bit.

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

Congrats, Uvula!

Hahahah! nice job guys!!!!

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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"

Snowy- Is that Jason Lee in Dogma in your av?

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"There's a little bit of asshole in every nice guy, and there's a little bit of genius in every moron." - RDJ

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"TEDDY'S BACK!"

She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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They are commin' down hard on those overdue library books. They have resorted to cavity searches!

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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.

God damned Rosetto Stone tapes dont work for shit.
One minute I think I'm asking if Poland wrestles Glascow, then next thing I know I'm getting my colon pulled out thru my asshole

Her coach advised she was susceptible to the ring grip.

Madonna gives Guy a treat.

She's goin' for the bronze!

ONE finger. . .
TWO fingers. . .
THREE fingers. . .
AAAAAAAH AH AH AH AAAAAAAAAAH!!!

(Sesame Street throwback)

Yeah, you are down now bitch! Now please don't fart.

What's playing at the Tijuana donkey show for Bachelorettes Ellen and Portia the night before their nuptials.

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Submitted by Fifi on August 23, 2008 - 4:54pm.
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First of all,I love you.You are making me LMFAO!
Second...really?why did this happen?Was it a porn moment in the Olympics?

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“I believe in a long, prolonged, derangement of the senses in order to obtain the unknown.” Jim Morrison
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This is what I call chinese chopsticks! I'm sure the girl below unleashed a giant queef.

Sure hope she washes her hands before dinner...

Terrence Howard goes a little haywire as he realises his current squeeze doesn't use babywipes.

I don't have a caption either...but the moment I saw this one, I was getting Ned Beatty 'squealing like a pig' with dualing banjos playing in the background....

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"Jeezy Creezy.....the Mormons ARE from Mars Dad...."
-E. Izzard

hmmmmmm......tastes like chicken....smells like shit!

Bitch I'll teach you stick my barrettes up your ass!

Okay, I don't actually have a caption to submit (at least nothing as funny as some of these are) but I did happen to be flipping channels right at the moment this...*ahem*...maneuver occurred. Gloriously, the camera was already in a tight close-up on red-spandex-girl's asscrack when blue-spandex-girl dug her little digits in deep! I must have rewound my DVR twenty times, giggling like an idiot.

It's the little things, I guess.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

Ahh, yes, the ancient "Pressure on Taint" from the old book of Bang Finger. One must be very careful to bite the back of the oponent while attempting this very difficult technique so that the "great release" is not directed at ones own face (which can be fatal). If performed correctly this technique produces black gold.

Next time Phyllis eats at Peking Garden Buffet, I think she'll remember to leave a tip.

"No time for love Dr. Jones."

Lezlo and SamRo decided that DJ'ing and acting wasn't fufilling, so they decided to invent a new sport for lesbians all over the world

two in the pink, five in the... ?

1.-She really brings out the asshole in me.
2.-I'm leaving you my phone number here so you don't forget, call me sometime.

Ahh, the coveted "Crouching Tiger, Tossing Salad" move. She'll earn points for technical difficulty.

Have you heard the saying "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose." ? Well.......

Weekly dungeon joy: Revolta is using his famous A-hole-hook technique on Tommygirl.

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The Olympic committee's decision to allow the "Dirty Sanchez" in Women's Wrestling was critical to Germany's Toopink Fingahbang's victory over Ireland's Victim McWristdeep.

Two in the pink, one in the stink!

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#1 Stop or my mom will fist!

#2 You keep your life alert bracelet where?!?

She won her medal using the "Shocker" technique.. Two in the pink and one in the stink!

This is the proof, that Jodie Foster really wants to remains BFF with her ex

I believe that this intricate wrestling technique is known as 'the bowling ball'

Unlike the little Dutch boy that stuck his finger to plug the leaking dyke, this dyke plugs her partner's asshole because fart kept leaking out of her.

I want to think of a caption for this but I'm too disturbed. At first it looks funny and then all I can think of is how pissed I'd be. I'd be beating the hell out of her then.

next she made her smell it

anxious to put aside those pesky accusations re: her age, chinese wrestler chen asslin shows she knows how to pop a cold one...

This isn't really a contest entry, but my buttcrack is itchy and my fingernails are too long.

This picture makes me almost afraid.

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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.

Team Red needs to remember the safe word, and quick.

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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps

a perfect 10 in the 'sneaky pete' event

I knew it!!! "She" has a prostate!!!

Lao Che takes a broader interpretation of the line "Two in the Pink".