Monday, August 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 22nd!
My Anus Barely Survived A Japanese Game Show - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
G.L.O.B.S.
Gorgeous Ladies of Butt Sex. - Mel-Tang
No, this is what I meant when I said I'm a crackwhore. - Ekthros
Thanks Cartimandua
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Two in the pink and one in the stink,
means another Gold Medal for Ling-Ling the chink!
Ed
Miami Lakes, FL
And it looks like another 7-10 split for the Chinese women's bowling team....Let's see if she can pick up that spare.
all the spectators expected some submission. but this was a shocker.
New wrestling hold: The bowling bowl
Tai Massage places are getting completely out of control with their happy endings.
The deadly "Reverse-Shocker".
Not content to just blog anymore, Roseanne really lets Brad Pitt have it.
i was a little confused by this,but i finally fingered it out
Ok one last time, and please listen carefully.
The game is called soccer . . . SOCCER!
Yeah, you'll cum if I stick my finger up your ass, won't you bitch?
She didn't win the Gold but she sure did dig for it!
In another life, Kyoto was a bull, gorging anything red that came his way.
Metamucil launched a more overt campaign in China this year, highlighting some of the alternatives to not getting enough fiber.
Whooooooooooo! The butt plug submissive hold...cant you buy me dinner first??
ummmm yeahh. she's about a quart low....
Variety reports that the "2008 Untitled Ang Lee Project" has fallen apart because Tom Cruise demanded direction from Lee only in the form of butt plug insertion. Reps for both have declined to comment.
Dreaming of a six pack, that wrasssler's imagination got the best of her.
Going for bronze!
Who's your daddy now bitch!?
Mandy is shown the upside of losing her qualifying match.
Referee begins counting: "1 in the stink... 2 in the pink....." as he makes his way to 10.
New move: The Happy Ending.
Sure to bring your opponent to her knees.
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I put the F-U in Fun.
Wrestling isn't just for bi-curious males but women too!
Tom Cruise's Personal Olympics, this is the Tickle the Prostate event.
Suri Cruise - 2020
Take it in the corn, or I rub my candy corns all over your back!
New at the Olympics competitive Ventriloquism.
T.R. Knight and Sandra Oh rehearse a scene for a "Grey's Anatomy" episode titled "Rectum and Leave'em".
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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You can't defeat the taint pirate, bitch!
this is how justin likes it
NEW WRESTLING MOVE:
POKE THE HOLE!!
Katie you bitch! You don't fart unless I say it's okay! Even your asshole is mine!!!! ~Tom Cruise
The origin of the Shocker.
Hey, I'm not laughing! Same thing nearly happened to me when I unwittingly went to 'full service massage' and in broken Engrish, the masseuse asked me if using her fists was ok!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
I can't hear you. Louder. You've never had girl with fingers this big before. Say it.
A graphic example of the ancient Chinese art of Acupressure, on the verge of Acupenetration.
The Shocker of Defeat
WHAT?! WHAT?! IN THE BUTT!
Going for bronze.
This is the most dreaded wrestling move out there it is known as "Checking the Oil."
In Spain they place two fingers to share joke with China, In China they place two fingers to share joke with Spain. Who's say they don't have a sense of humor in Beijing?
Medal, schmedel, I'm going for the REAL gold!
"hah! yankee apple-bottom no match for furious dragon fist!"
good to know whitney can still call bobby when she has a doodie bubble
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Chinese Gymnast He Kexin thought she had successfully hidden her real birth certificate and had no idea the IOC would go to these lengths to find it.
So this is how you keep you singlet dingleberry free? Ancient Chinese secret huh?
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Confucius says: You must keep control of your ho'.
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Jay: So why the long face, Horse? Banky on the rag?
Holden: I'm just, ahh, I'm just havin' a little girl trouble.
Jay: Bitch pressin' charges? I get that a lot.
Shelly !!!!
That is not the USB port.
The Loon Recruiting Plan, step #5:
"SAY YOU LOVE BRANGELINA, SAY IT!!!!"
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.