The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 22nd!

My Anus Barely Survived A Japanese Game Show - ISprainedMyUvula

Runners-up:

G.L.O.B.S.

Gorgeous Ladies of Butt Sex. - Mel-Tang

No, this is what I meant when I said I'm a crackwhore. - Ekthros

Thanks Cartimandua

Posted by: Michael K

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

Submitted by akgoddess on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 5:17pm.

the settings for the new katiebot 2.0 are nearly complete - just inputting tom's preferences and we are good to go, sir!

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 5:12pm.

The Chinese celebration for year of the gerbil got off to an early start.

Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 5:11pm.

Digging for gold

the DUDE! abides...

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 5:04pm.

Kim Jong Il is talking invasion once again.

Submitted by anonymousslyawesome on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:59pm.

Michael K.'s shot at Olympic Gold

Submitted by BFDinLA on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:58pm.

YOU LIKE IT LIKE THAT DON'T YOU! DON'T YOU, YOU DIRTY LITTLE MANX!

Submitted by markopolo on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:58pm.

Tonight, on a very special CBS telecast...
Katie Couric Colonoscopy 2: Connie Chung goes digging for answers.

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:55pm.

I want my money and I want my money NOW !

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:54pm.

"Good Morning Everyone, Good Morning, In the News This Morning, Good Morning" - Anne Curry

Submitted by Sandbitch on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:53pm.

And this one for Hiroshima!

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:49pm.

In late breaking news the IOC has just revealed the host nations technique for smuggling underage gymnasts.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:49pm.

That's why gayelles dominate in any sport, they have the uncanny ability to always find "right holes".

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:49pm.

Mulan stick bok choy in moo moo gai pan!

'Heaux Confessionals'
www.myspace.com/triston

Submitted by plain_sliced on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:47pm.

i knew street fighter had a new game coming out, but these new special moves are really getting out of hand....

Submitted by markopolo on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:46pm.

The new ads from American Apparel have gone too far...

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:46pm.

The massage parlor was forced to refund the clients money after this questionable happy ending.

Submitted by markopolo on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:42pm.

The bell rang at the the end of the match, and Candice learned that different cultures have different congratulatory handshakes.

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:41pm.

Ancient Chinese proverb: One in the hole is worth two in the bush.

ahh-soolle

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:39pm.

Connie Chung shows exactly why her coworkers considered her anal retentive

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:37pm.

Professional wrestler Lucy Poo mounts her opponent for her signature finishing move.

Submitted by indiansfred on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:36pm.

Knowing it was impossible to win, nonetheless Michelle Obama applied some pressure to an undecided voter to vote for Barack.

Submitted by Socal72 on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:36pm.

National Geographic Presents: The Gayelle Mating Ritual

Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:36pm.

Submitted by ameryluna on August 22, 2008 - 3:56pm.

Yea, you like that dont you! Say you like it!
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Yeah...I can't help but look at this and think that, maybe, it's not something I should be seeing...it looks so...private. A private moment. There you go:

"Please," pleaded Ms. Shimizu, "this is a private matter between Angelina and me...."

edited for grammar:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.

Submitted by The C word on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:33pm.

The one in red is a sore loser.

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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:30pm.

Really..... we would rather not know the "special recipe" for the black bean chicken

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:29pm.

and the chant began "Go For All Five!"

Submitted by pusha on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:27pm.

With her raw dry sense of humor Margaret Cho shows the VH1 execs why her show is on top.

Submitted by sandrak on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:26pm.

"The gold is mine, now give back or I will go in after it!!!"

Submitted by SarahR. on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:21pm.

Hmmm..."Face Down, Ass Up"...maybe the Chinese wrestling team needs to take the gangsta rap off their iPod playlist when they are getting pysched for a match before things go any farther.

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

Submitted by bubblz0224 on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:17pm.

Ahh young grasshopper..you will take it and you will like it

Submitted by Eddie Van Hilton on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:12pm.

This just in: Hollywood actor Tom Cruise has just announced he is quitting the entertainment industry to become a full-time Olympic wrestler!

Submitted by Toonkinstein on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:11pm.

Audition for Tom Cruises' wrestling partner.
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Why be difficult when I am amazing at being impossible!

Submitted by SarahR. on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:10pm.

After the deal was sealed, Portia showed Ellen what happens if Ellen called her "Mandy" again.

What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?

Submitted by theinfluencer on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 4:05pm.

14!!! I'll show you who's 14!

Submitted by Notme on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:59pm.

Poor Tila Tequila didn't stand a chance against Courtenay Semel!

Submitted by waywhiteboyj on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:58pm.

Oh look, it's Sunday night at The Two Lips Bar & Grill. Good times.

Submitted by ameryluna on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:56pm.

Yea, you like that dont you! Say you like it!

Submitted by teeter_tot on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:55pm.

As you can see, the "oil check" is always an effective way to ram home a victory.

Submitted by chetdiva16 on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:46pm.

The reason Lindsey Lohan still hangs around SamRo!!

Submitted by Drinksonme on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:43pm.

Oh this feels so good but wait till I give you coffee colonic.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!

Submitted by JIC1976 on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:41pm.

Ma'am, I've checked your oil and it seems you're running a bit low.

Submitted by jade4u on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:39pm.

eva longoria's desperate attempt to prove once and for all that she is not pregnant, just ugly while teri hatcher takes one (actually, two) for the team

Submitted by DolphinFin on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:35pm.

GIVE ME BACK MY GERBIL! THAT IS TONIGHT'S DINNER!

Submitted by Jerkygirl on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:35pm.

The Wasabi Finger Bang

Submitted by Jerkygirl on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:32pm.

You put your middle finger in
You put your middle finger out
You put your middle finger in
And you shake it all about
Your fingering his pokey and
He gives a giant shout
That's what it's all about

Submitted by gina latina on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:26pm.

The instructions said there was a handle somewhere around here.

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Did I leave the gas on? No! No, I'm a fuckin' squirrel!

Submitted by NecieB on Fri, 08/22/2008 - 3:25pm.

After playing back the tape, the judges voted to revoke Ishimoto's Gold Medal since she has clearly reversed the 2 in the pink 1 in the stink move and therefore is in violation.