Monday, August 25th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 22nd!
My Anus Barely Survived A Japanese Game Show - ISprainedMyUvula
Runners-up:
G.L.O.B.S.
Gorgeous Ladies of Butt Sex. - Mel-Tang
No, this is what I meant when I said I'm a crackwhore. - Ekthros
Thanks Cartimandua
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Finally, The Blue States win!
To Ricky Martin: "The inplantation of your sperm into the surrogate went surprizingly well."
Photo to follow.
Dr. Dick Killmekwik
In Communist China, wrestling fucks YOU!
looks like she's pulling the ol' Dirty Sanchezita maneuver
the DUDE! abides...
When taking Alli, some side effects may occur. Some may experience a mild, oily discharge. Others are not so lucky.
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I am a DJ and I've got believers.
So THAT'S why her nickname is sausage fingers
the DUDE! abides...
Is it me, or did it suddenly get awfully quiet in the announcers booth?
Ancient Chinese medicine knows how to pop that doodie bubble
the DUDE! abides...
The Chinese may have Shaolin monks, but never underestimate the Japanese KANCHO move!
Take that, I know you love it!
Chinese competitor Hoo Chee is disqualified from the Olympic Wedgie Finals for excessive probing.
Portia and Ellen had the most unusual receiving line at their wedding
You WILL sing for you country Yang Peiyi and you WILL like it!
With two you get bunghole
I was a fool to ever leave you
You were a fool to let me go
I call this one the "3 in the stink of death!!
How about for $25.00?
You'd win the most gold medals for your country too if this is what happened when you lost!
Hey! That's an illegal move! I call "foul"!
☆★your☆★soul☆★has☆★been☆★☆eated★☆
C'mon, you know you want to.. www.seekingdesperately.blogspot.com/ ..it's ok- I won't tell..
Someone had Kung Pao for dinner
the DUDE! abides...
"Khloeeee, I'm sor-eeeeee! I swear, I swear I will NEVER say another word against the Kardashians!"
Looks like you're a quart low.
OIL CHECK!
"Puppetry of the Vagina" outsold "Puppetry of the Penis" 2 to 1!
I told you I love you long time...ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!
#1 Rule for Dieting...If it tastes good, SPIT-IT-OUT!!!
Coach always said "to get the gold, you've got to dig deep".
--thanks awfully--
#1 Rule for Dieting...If it tastes good, SPIT-IT-OUT!!!
Its 2 in Pink, 1 in the Stink Bitch!
Is Thumb Wrestling an Olympic Sport now ?
I had no idea.
"Personal Space". They're doing it wrong.
Down, set, hut, hut, hut.
Something was lost in translation when the IOC asked the Chinese to check the athletes for 'roids
the DUDE! abides...
Stuck in a thumb, pulled out a plum.
Push em back, Push em back, waaaaaaay back!
Tila Tequila's sister Magila Tequila was more decisive about her sexuality
"Tina is using the often talked about but less seen 2 in the pink 1 in the stink submission move"
No muff to tuff, we dine with five.
Are we wrestling or are you just glad to see me?
"You need to eat more grains, my dear."
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
I always ask my proctologist to use two fingers as well – I like a second opinion.
The reason all celebs are pregnant: Chinese IVF.
One finger: Only child, two fingers: twins.
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
"I am Cornholio! Goddess of dis mat! That's right! Bow, betch! BOW!"
{The Captain is Totally Fetch}
tila and neigh neigh get into a fight over the last valtrex.
get your own life perfect......then come talk to me!!!!!! ~~Michelle Aline~~
"You trow dees fight or I steeck it een all da way to dee knuckle!"
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Unfortunately Fisting is only an exhibition event this year in Beijing but you can dig for GOLD in the 2012 Olympics in London!!!
You think this is bad I have soda bottle under my tank top and boy will that make you pass out!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
This hold wouldnt have been necessary to win, but Jennings had had that extra macho bean burrito last night and was using her gaseous maximus to subdue Matsumara.
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Your garden club called. Their Ho is missing!
Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome Lili as she prepares her ventriloquist puppetry performance: "Adventures of the Spreading Grilled Cheese Sammich."
{The Captain is Totally Fetch}
LOL C word!
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"TEDDY'S BACK!"
Jenny Shimizu shows Brad who the real man in Angelina’s life is.
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Trampoline in the Olympics? What’s next, trac ball, hide-n-go-seek?
who's your Dairy, now? who's your Dairy NOW!!!