Mayer Time!
Is it just me or is John Mayer sort of wearing Hammer pants? I see just a hint of "U Can't Touch It" and I don't like it one bit. I don't even want to see a teensy bit of Hammer pants flavor. Let's not go there.
Stepford Katie's pegged jeans, I can handle. But 80s surfer pants of any kind should be kept in a box in your garage with the word "memories" scribbled on it. You can only take them out to dance to songs from the period and that's it. Do not wear them outside of the house. Not even the gym. Nowhere.
I mean, what's fucking next? Ripped up denim coochie cutters over spandex bicycle shorts? I don't think my ass can handle that anymore. And yes, I used to rock that shit in elementary school. I thought I was the sexy shit. No wonder my nickname was Fruity Pebbles.
Here's more of weepy Mayer with his brother outside of Nobu in NYC last night.
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I have few words, ByCorpus Sweatpants Men. Google Images that shit. Hammer Pants indeed...
Hmm wasn't Jenifer there two nights ago? They're both in NYC at the same time? I think this whole breakup shit is a farce to throw off the papps? Maybe there was a wedding this weekend?
I have to agree she (Aniston) sure is not helping herself out.
This whole pathetic victim portrayal is undoubtedly nothing more than an evil Loon plot orchestrated by the Queen of the Dark Arts herself, from her Throne in the land of Doom (I mean Dumb, otherwise known as France).
(Okay...so maybe the sniveling Loons are on actually their own and just wished the Queen cared...but I like to think they can't breathe air without some help.)
Bottomline, I sure wish Aniston would get a little smarter about fighting this shit. I don't think she gives a rat's ass about Mayer. So her people need to get with the program and quit letting others control her message. And if they can't perform, then Aniston needs to quit giving them cake.
Jeezy...how corporate Oprah America does THAT sound?
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"Whatever was Jennifer Aniston thinking?"
Probably: Can you style my hair to look more like a victim? I don't look pathetic enough...
He's such a frat boy I can't take it. Not the "jock" frat guy, the "cool" frat guy- Ivy League, most likely Brown University. I have no idea if he even went to college, I just know I loathe him. He comes from one of those families that has a wierd smell to their house. Not rotting garbage or anything. Just the normal stinky rot of the American Nuclear Family.
And I'm SURE his balls smell like old farts.
Two months ago I would have said John Mayer was one of those guys who SEEMS more attractive than he is because he is articulate and has personality. NOW, in light of his increasingly bizarre attention-whoring ways, I only see ugly. I'm now blinded by the ugly.
And I also second the John Stamos match. Cute, cute, cute guy. And funny. But why did 'Romaine' leave him and end up with Jerry O'Connell? I'm suspicious.
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"Jeezy Creezy.....the Mormons ARE from Mars Dad...."
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His brother is cute. WTH all the Mayer bros must be cute. I so would do Johnny boy hard enough MHAAAHHA. Too bad that he's a male ho. Wouldn't mind him under my Xmas tree.
They look like parachute pants! God those were awful back in the day.
Deb: you're right about Stamos. I happened to click on the Bob Saget Roast the other night and John was on. I have to say, I was impressed at how much he can take a joke and laugh at his own ass. He seems to really have a sense of humor. It was refreshing to see that he doesn't take himself so seriously. I'd love to see him with someone .... his smile is killer!
John Mayer still living the life douchetastic.
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I think some women just get dickmatized by musicians no matter what they look like. I know a late 20s groupie who just screwed two musicians more than twice her age who look like cryptkeepers just because she can't keep her pants on when she hears a good bass line.
I'm sure it's even worse with famous ones.
Submitted by cartimandua on August 23, 2008 - 12:58am.
Whatever was Jennifer Aniston thinking?
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All I can figure is this guy has good oral skills; that, or the guitar has given him other fingering talents. How he gets all these women is beyond me, otherwise. His Borat moment certainly didn't impress me as far as "packing" goes, if ya knowwhatImean.
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God, he is just one homely little twat isn't he? I can't get over the sheer beastliness of that face. Compare him to our beautiful Vincent Cassel. Whatever was Jennifer Aniston thinking?
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"Jeezy Creezy.....the Mormons ARE from Mars Dad...."
-E. Izzard
John Mayer is as gay as his parachute pants!
Well now I know why Jennifer Aniston dumped his ass. Someone needs to rip those pants off that douchebag and set 'em on fire.
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What? No dangling gold chains around the neck? I hate this whiney little bitch.
LL Bean trousers and Keds
Da pants! Da pants! Doucheriffic! Douchetastic! Seriously, I feel like if I could stick his entire head up my cooter and squeeze his belly hard enough, "Fresh Mountain Rain" scented vinegar water would spew out of every orifice in his head, and I would have that 'fresh feeling down there' that my Mom and I discussed during a walk on the beach one summer when I was 17....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
totally digging the hot hair graft douche Italian look....
sike!
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OK, I'll admit it...I may toss a load to John Mayer tonight.
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His brother is his wing man. Women fuck him hoping to get to John.
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Submitted by Drinksonme on August 22, 2008 - 5:20pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdUK-X1D5a8
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Can't wait to hear him sing about hammer pants and jock itch! Here's to hoping all our vitriol makes it on the album~~~~
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The things is, I really want to hate John Mayer but I can't bring myself to do it. The whole "TRY!" album was solid to me and I liked the little thing he did on "Chapelle's Show"
Ah, I know he's a douche almost at the Justin Timberlake level but I guess I find him slightly endearing. Sort of like a real guy. I mean, they're all assholes.
I don't like him. He acts like some kind of rock God but makes pussy music. He always looks like he needs a bath and has some kind of sores in his crotchal-area - like jock itch or herpies or crabs or something else unclean. Then he got that douchey haircut that makes him look like he just arrived from Auschwitz.
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"Ripped up denim coochie cutters over spandex bicycle shorts?"
Awww haaaaaylll naw!!! ROTFL
Him and Kate Hudson should hook up. They're perfect for one another.
OMG, he looks so handsome. Just saw his profile on millionaire dating site """"""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""""" " last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship he is looking for on that site. Is he single now? Just curious!
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God, he looks so retarded. Did JA fuck and suck him just out of pity or something? I just can't imagine that thing in bed. After I saw him in the neon green slingshot costume, I just can't even imagine what that hairy monster looks like completely naked in bed. I think I would be laughing the whole time! LOL!
At least he has gotten rid of that old lady haircut. One bit of improvement, but still doesn't take away what a retard he is...
I can't WAIT for some cunt to get knocked up by this prick...
I see that Mr. Mayer is rocking the hammer pants with a Fonzie jacket.
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Deb it's in my addy book edit now!
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
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LOL, I lost where I was at....hahahahaha.
Here is mine:
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"I mean, what's fucking next? Ripped up denim coochie cutters over spandex bicycle shorts?"
I swear that 2 days ago I was waiting for the bus & I saw a chola wearing exactly that!
I wanted to take a pic with my cellphone but I was laughing too much & I was by myself. Not cool.
did you get it?
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 2:16pm.
Just stay on this thread I will flash you mine.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Blech.
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Submitted by Drinksonme,
I will flash my email addy. I am not a fan of the forum. Do you have MS? that is doable too...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 1:45pm.
Thanks Deb how are you do you know if Mikes forum works here if do we could join and send personal messages to each other I have 5 others that want Jen and Stamos to date you game?I already created a poll.
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
i hope the message that mayer is the biggest fucking douche has finally reached the women of the world...looks that way, especially since the only person who can stand hanging out with this asshole is his brother...
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ROFLMAOOOOO!! omg you killlll it, every time. Wasn't even going to read this boring ass John Mayer shit but now i'm glad i did. By the way his brother is UGH
He is really on my fucking nerves, I cant stand him anymore, his body and mind is definitely not a wonderland. More like Lost in Wonderland. Letting Jen go was a huge mistake on his part. He's a loser. A one hit wonder. Cant believe he still getting all this hype and publicity.
Wow...look at his face, you can tell he totally thinks he's hot shit.....how could you fuck that jen???!!!!!!
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Signs that Mayer has lost any shreds of taste he once had:
1) Chestica Simperson
2) Tommy Lee tats
3) Jennifer Blandistan
4) These pants...
What's next, Spinal Tap hair and a torrid affair with Mad Madge?
Dunno what is up with John. He comes across as cool on Best Week Ever. But I think all the attention with Jessica and now Jennifer Anniston has gotten to his head. He seems a bit too full of himself.
John needs to get over his damn self already. The hits are small and fall in between.
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someone needs to put an end to his suffering...
This something I saved too remind me what a douche he really is.Maybe Jen thought she could help him....we will never know she's so private.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdUK-X1D5a8
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
oh god the world doesn't want to see me trying to wear my old denim short shorts
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Team Troll - cause Spencer is a douche.
I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.
I still think Jen Aniston should hook up with John Stamos...
Glad she is away from this colonic....
(Stamos courtesy of another poster)
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 22, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Leatherette:
OK?!
I care more about the hot granny down the street from me getting it real good & plenty...than this borderline bitch.
I wish Jen success in her future fuckery!
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xactly, hotness! dude smells of desperately-trying-to-be-THOUGHT-OF-as-NOT-desperate.
As someone below already said: Johnny Depp comes off as cool because HE DON'T GIVE A SHIT FOR REAL. And you cannot PRETEND to NOT give a shit SO THAT people WILL give a shit about you.
Class dismissed!
Leatherette:
OK?!
I care more about the hot granny down the street from me getting it real good & plenty...than this borderline bitch.
I wish Jen success in her future fuckery!
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