What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
This is some National Geographic bullshit right here! Aubrey O'Day is a walking Planet Earth movie. It looks like a big meanie snake swallowed a beautiful tranny swan! And Aubrey is just standing there, letting it all happen. Well, she probably can't see anything since there's two fucking hood rat tarantulas sitting on her eyes.
Aubrey came out at the wrong fucking time. She would have fit right in during the mid-80s. Back then we didn't give a fuck that our pop stars looked like busted drag queens who would suck a small one for a couple of Tic Tacs.
With all that being said, she's my fashion icon. Here's Aubrey at the "Traitor" premiere in NYC wearing the outfit that will be seen on the "Fashion Police" section of every tabloid magazine from here to Zimbabwe.
Wenn
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Why's she wearing bearded dragons as boots?
Why's she wearing bearded dragons as boots?
I would tell her to fire her stylist. But the sad thing is she probably is her own stylist...
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Neely, you know it's bad to take liquor with those pills.
They work faster.
The other ones are a bunch of slutty mutants. You can see the arrogance bordering on self-loathing behind their allegedly seductive leers.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I love the song "Damage". I know. I'm a loser.
Wow. why is she the hooker of the band? I mean, all the other Danity Kane chicks are kinda low profile but this skank is always in the hunt.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
Aubrey O'Day , Chloe Lattanzi & Phoebe Price need to form an all girl superband.
(shudders)
"It costs alotta money to look this cheap"-Dolly Parton
Monster, I sympathize for you, but your constant advertising of the proana sites' is starting to irritate me a little.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
is she retarded or something??? she thinks she looks so hot... she's a walking joke...
I have to admit I had no idea what the fuck Danity Kane was until I YouTubed it. I only got about 45 seconds into the video that I had to turn it off in disgust. What a bunch of bland, trashy, self-absorbed hosebags.
I didn't know it was possible to be a rip-off of the Pussycat Dolls. Can you possibly be a more generic version of the generic, Americanized Spice Girls?
And they look like your typical Maxim coverwhores. Bland, Blander, Blandest.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
And don't even get me started about how she made her stubby little body even stubbier!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 22, 2008 - 7:42pm.
If you must wear animal print, the trick is not to go for the entire animal.
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hahahhahahahahahha....right?
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I got something to say you know; but nothing comes
Yes I know what you think of me; You never shut-up
Yeah I can hear that
-Tori Amos "Silent All These Years"
Sweet dreams Aubrey. Somebody just eated my computer. Fix it tomorrow when I'm sober. Nite.**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
If you must wear animal print, the trick is not to go for the entire animal.
who the fuck is this cunt-bubble?
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'Politically Correct' is the PC term for Spasticated Gaytalk.
PSL, don't worry. I don't find her even remotely attractive. *crosses fingers* I'm doing my best. With a little help I should be Aubrey-free by next week.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Can someone please enlighten me as to who this bitch is?
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Enjoy the glory days of Aubreymania before it all unraveled:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZ4l4YOU7Q
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What is sad is that she's actually more well-spoken than half the bitches out there. No weird accents, no really stupid statements...except for that barcode thing...wow.
She still nasty, tho.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Mr President, please tell me you don't this chick attractive anymore......please?
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But you don't understand my point of view,
I suppose there's nothing I can do....
You didn't stand by me, no not at all
You didn't stand by me, no way
- The Clash "Train In Vain"
she was a pretty girl, initially, but went off the deep end. went hollywood in every possible way, including plastic surgery or lip collagen or something. total attention whore.
Dear God (and Jesus),
What have we done to deserve such tranny fugliness ... I mean ... high class hotness in our lives? What have we done to deserve seeing giant spiders lay their eggs on Aubrey O'Day eyes? What species of exotic trashy snake died so that Aubrey could wear such glamourous boots ... with leggings no less?How is it that we are able to coexist with Aubrey? She is far too beautiful. I think you should consider making her a saint. Just sayin'.
Hit me back,
simoneenomis
p.s. I won't even comment on the feather boa/Swan Lake halter top of skank ... I am speechless.
horribleness.
from head to toe.
4 inches of greying hair roots.
Deb: Thanks for the bottle. Hayley Williams is the lead singer for Paramore. They were nominated for a Grammy for best new artist but lost out to Wino. Here she is in action. Hot ginge.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ei8hPkyJ0bU
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
HAHA bitches, This vest is of course from the Olsen's new line "Elizabeth & James". Wh o the fuck else?
For $595 this piece of trash could be yours!
http://www.intermixonline.com/jump.jsp?itemID=25259&itemType=PRODUCT&path=1%2C2%2C4%2C435&iProductID=25259]
And for those asshats who say Aubrey looks remotely good here. MY EYES.
"I was raised right; I talk about people behind their backs. It's called manners."-Kathy Griffin
Here Mr. Pres,
**Sliding down a huge 1.75 liter of Jose Cuervo**
I drank one of those a day. It was good for mending a broken heart!
ps
Who the heck is Hayley Williams?
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
Guys: I'm totally over Aubrey. Honest. *Biting fingers*
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sheeps on August 22, 2008 - 7:07pm.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Maybe also ask your more sober, more rational friends what they think of those photos. Then listen to your friends.
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hahahaha. Sober? Rational? **ahem** you need a glass of wine...ahahahahahahaha
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 5:05pm.
Maybe also ask your more sober, more rational friends what they think of those photos. Then listen to your friends.
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man, you're a Chickenboo........
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 8:01pm.
@Mr. Pres...
Apparently your twelve steps program is not working.
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Patience, Deb. I'm only on beer number five. HAHA.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Mr. Pres...
Apparently your twelve steps program is not working.
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
Christ, I thought she was Jenna Jameson!
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We Care A Lot
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 22, 2008 - 7:10pm.
Can someone please enlighten me as to who this bitch is?
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Enjoy the glory days of Aubreymania before it all unraveled:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZ4l4YOU7Q
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 22, 2008 - 2:04pm.
@dreamhypnotique:
I spend most of my workday in a state of perpetual discomfiture.
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Hmmm, discomfiture.
I'll ask the obvious...do you wear thong underwear to work and do a lot of bending and reaching?
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Haha no, I spend all day feeling embarrassed and awkward because I look at Dlisted and the boss just walks by and shakes his head with the "why did I ever hire you?" look on his face. I wish I could stop but I'm addicted, in the same way a person will vow to eat only SOME Pringles, but while they're convincing themselves they've already consumed the entire can and also part of the coffee table.
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I can't help it if your sister is just prettier.
www.myspace.com/dreamhypnotique
I truly love the side boob shot though.. must say who cares what she is wearing she is hot. Did anyone else see the photos of her on prothinspo? Her body is frigging insane... love me some of that.
Who?
I'm *really* trying not to dislike her, but she makes it oh so hard.
Can someone please enlighten me as to who this bitch is?
I don't know what kind of outfit that is, but I sure wish I had her tits. Nice and small and perky. That is the most important thing.
Can someone stop her? Just take her out. I promise no one will notice. Thanks.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
She's a good, modest girl. She just doesn't know it yet.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I know feather are the new fashion trend but why do she has to over do it ? she fugggggggggg and she use to be pretty?!!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on July 14, 2008 - 8:39pm.
HUG ME JESUS! I SAY, HUG ME JESUS!!!! Can I get an Amen from the DListed congregation...I say, can I GET AN AMEN FROM THE DLISTED CONGREGATION???? You know you ho's want a hug from Jesus
I'm on the twelve step Aubrey recovery program: eleven beers and a dose of Hayley Williams.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
@Sheeps,
I don't know about the Irish. TV told me it meant small peens (Paraphrasing). I say who cares as long as the is green vodka involved. I always thought it was the Celeb Pussy thing...Like I have a Colin Firth Penis Thing...
hahahaha. OMFD! I sound sooo serious.
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 22, 2008 - 3:10pm.
You'd think these pix would tear it for him. It's the hot-blooded Irish minx thing, isn't it?
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Announcing new perfume: Mall Smell(R) by Sheeps
DebFrmHell,
Gotcha! No diss meant. It was just that I have always wondered but never knew anyone that owned a hairless breed.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Sheeps,
He was in and out and left a little love you note. He just cain't quit her...
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
@CLarisse,
IMO,
These have got to be indoor kitties or live down south. Unlike the Mexican hairless they have no reason to go outside. All of my kitties have been indoor critters.
I have friends with Chahuahuas and those dogs go out in the yard, do their thing, and are back inside in a nanosec.
My big dog has a Harley D t-shirt...He is a Biker Dude.
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Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.~ Me and MK 8/22/08
Somewhere there is a very cold and pissed off ostrich!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.