Friday, August 22nd 2008

Get A Room!

Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling were all lovey-dovey in Toronto yesterday. I guess this means they're back together? Aren't they just the cutest thing? I could shit! However, you know what would make these pictures even sweeter?

Imagine a cute puppy bouncing around Ryan and Rachel. Rachel picks up the puppy, thinking her day has gotten even sweeter thanks to this innocent soul in her arms. Rachel and Ryan coo at the puppy in between kisses. It's all a sugary sweet picture. Then when Rachel and Ryan least expect it, the puppy bites off her ear lobes and rips off one of his finger nails. They both scream in pain as the puppy laughs and runs off.

Yes, I'm an insanely bitter bitch who needs to go and sit in a dark bathroom with a box of stale graham crackers and a glass of piping hot Haterade.



crispy's picture

i think the notebook has made them probably an even sweeter and more perfect couple!

they are so adorable together, i hope they are one of those couples that stays together for a really long time. not like all these other bullshit celebrity relationships.

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Whatever's picture

These two don't bother me. I think they both can act and don't act stupid like most of the asshats in Hollywood.

Sensimina's picture

Rachel McAdams is one of the only actresses that doesn't bother me at all, she is so cute, she's good in movies, and she's not fucking braindead like her colleagues. She and Ryan are sexy apart and sexy together. They seem so wildly attracted/in love.

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Aunt Bea's picture

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RJII's picture

luv it. mt cold cold heart is melting.

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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 22, 2008 - 6:30pm.

I got nothing bad to say about these two. I like them separate and especially together...
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I feel the exact same way, that's why i hate the whole drama!...
damnnnnnnnnnnn it, look at the way he looks at her, that guy ADORES her.

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fionalicious's picture

I am so confused at this point! i don't know how to feel! this just gave a headache!
c'mon! yes they look great, yes they make a wonderful-beautiful couple, yes they're so lovely it's even lovely to see them being lovely with each other, but somehow something's off, right now.
she has that " i want a family" look and feeling to herself, and he has the "yes i fucking adore you", and that's the thing, ...fuck!! it sucks to sound negative, even if i'm going for a realistic therm: sometimes love is not enough!

that's it, unless she gets pregnant, without his consent, i don't see them getting married. i'm sorry.

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Crystal2's picture

Publicity stunt? It's not like their careers are really going anywhere. I'm so jaded!

His track record isn't so good. He sleeps with his co-stars. Which is why I inquired, as to why they broke up, the 1st time around.
I wouldn't trust him any furthur than one could "swing a cat".

ZiggyStardust's picture

Are they famous?

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hopskip's picture

I really hate Ryan Gosling- but I am pleased for her, she looks happy, and I adore her! She's a very underrated actress.

walker's picture

Him and Joaquin Phoenix are two of my favorite actors! They show such intensity on screen! I think Joaquin should have gotten the Oscar for Walk The Line. :]

walker's picture

Yes! I am happy that they are back together! And why not? He is hot, hot, hot! They are so adorable! Now I'm gonna go get the movie that helped to make all of "this" happen! MMMmmmmuuuuaaaa!

alleykat's picture

Rachel McNoMakeUp has too may sets of dimples. She should pick a pair and stick with them. Any more than one pair and you start to look greasy, and she most certainly do.

MyFingersHurt's picture

Yay!! I was seriously sad when these two broke up because I thought they were so darn cute. I'm not even a big fan of "The Notebook," but somehow, I'm always rooting for these two... I think I like that they grew up right by each other in Canada, and are really private & just keep to themselves. I hope they make it work this time!

Oh, and in response to the people who suggested this might be for publicity... Would they really be trying to get publicity in Toronto? You'd think they'd go to L.A. or NYC for that. Also, neither of them looks particularly sexy in these pictures. Maybe I'm naive, but I feel like if I was doing something with the intention of getting lots of pictures taken, I'd clean up a bit. Could be wrong...

DESIGNER GENES's picture

Then when Rachel and Ryan least expect it, the puppy bites off her ear lobes and rips off one of his finger nails. They both scream in pain as the puppy laughs and runs off.

HA AH HAHAHAHHAHA. The puppy laughing is the best visual possible. Is it like a Mutley sniggle or a full on cackle?
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oklahoma's picture

GonnaBurn.. Hmm, I don't think I've ever seen that movie you speak of, GoneBabyGone. Yes Alpha Dog gives me goosebumps, but I'm a sucker for hot guys and drugs in a movie. And I'll add, Hot guys w/ tattoos..

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Gonnaburn...'s picture

Never saw Alphadog. I always balk at movies where there is going to be violence against little kids. I saw Gone Baby Gone and when the dead little boy was in the bathroom, I almost puked.

Gonnaburn...'s picture

I so liked him in Fracture. Yeah- He's on my "to do" list. Along with Clive Owen and Ed Norton.

oklahoma's picture

Gonnaburn, He reminds me of the guy in AlphaDog, Tattoey, the Brother of the boy who got shot. That's who he looks like in this pic. All rough and rugged.. Ruff!! lol. *bites on blankie* but then again, I'm not sure that guy from Alpha dog is do-able..

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Submitted by oklahoma on August 23, 2008 - 8:23am
I concur! Definitely appeals to the cavewoman part of my brain.

oklahoma's picture

Oh Christ I love him, so! But Seeing him here worries me, also! He looks so strong, and almost like a beater. Like he could get angry at any moment. But fuck he's hot! Rip my shirt off Ryan, rip it OFF!! lol..

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Submitted by xplnyrslf on August 22, 2008 - 11:39pm.

I do not care why they broke up... and since (surprise) I do not know them, I have no clue, but maybe they thought that they needed space (aka wanted to see whether they could find something better) Anyway, either they realized they belong together or they need publicty, I do hope it ain't publicty, I am happy for them. Yes, perhaps my ass is confusing them with the asses they played in the Notebook but I do not care. I hate romantic movies and they got me to like them regardless in that damn movie.

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take a pause......

Why did they split, in the first place?
Time has passed, and all of a sudden, it's "back on"?

Larilee's picture

I'm just a bitter bitch, but she annoys the piss out of me. He's a phenomenal actor, though.

Dea's picture

srsly. this thunder thighs ad is just MEAN!!! PURE EVILLLLLLLLLLLL!!!

**whatever**

sweetmintyjesus's picture

i kinda wanted him for myself.

loves Harpo, God knows I do. But I'll kill him dead 'fo I let him beat me.
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simoneenomis's picture

I love these two together ... even though I hate HATE obsessive PDA couples and I hated the Notebook. They're really cute together. MARRIAGE!!And of course BABIES!!!

Devore's picture

two working actors who are underhyped rather than over.

2 actors who actually have acting talent.

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Mr. President - love that post! *g*
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luscious_t's picture

Together, they make me smile. I think it must be some kind of destiny/fate thing and the world just wants it this way. I mean, they get back together and Russia agrees to leave Georgia, and the IOC agrees to investigate China, and Obama finally picks a running mate...

They are just *meant* to be together.

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Hekki's picture

This is not an insult to them, but at first glance, I thought it was Brangelina.

And what's with that ad with the "Thunder Thighs?" caption. That's harsh, man. That's what MY thighs look like from the back.

kdracofan's picture

YEY! they are SO cute!

O & MK: Stop hating! lol

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She totally looks like she is in love. I was just looking at those sex tape photos of the two of them that just surfaced all over the web. (www.pro-thinspo.com ) was where I saw them first. They just look so in love and with those new photos of the tape it seems like the internet viewers just love them today.

YesIownPanties's picture

lars and the real girl made me cry....just because i could totally relate (not with the real doll and all but being freaked about human contact) and half nelson was beyond fucking amazing. his performance is insanely good

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What the hell happened to Rachel? She used to be kind of cute!

aortega's picture

I know she didn't just hand feed him while sitting on his lap. And look at his face... they're gay.

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Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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sonah22's picture

If you wanna see a really amazing Gosling performance, check out "Half Nelson."

This is the only Hollywood couple I give half a poo about- they make me want to move out of sluttville, or at least think about it :P

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Clarisse: I did, and I loved it, but it didn't make me cry. The Notebook caught me in a PMS hormone rush. Normally, movies don't make me cry. Unless they are exceptionally bad, and I cry from sheer frustration.

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tonicbitch's picture

Thanks, I added it to my Netflix queue!

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kristenking's picture

I just hope she doesn't get dementia and forget who he is when they get old.

Good one, Dawnie!

They're cute, but if she could get a fucking purse or something...watching these celebrities walk around with all their shit in their hands makes me mental(er).

vanyvrgs's picture

I got nothing bad to say about these two. I like them separate and especially together...
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Clarisse's picture

tonicbitch,
It was BRILLIANT!!!!! I never dreamt that a movie about a dude with a sex doll would make me cry!!!!

Ryan Gosling, Emily Mortimer and Paul Schneider were ALL great!!!

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tonicbitch's picture

Clarisse is that any good? I heard Ryan's great in it.

And I loved the Notebook, which generally as a rule I hate those kinds of movies.

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Clarisse's picture

ImpertinentVixen,
RE:sobbing like a girlie girl.

Have you caught "Lars and The Real Girl"?

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

The Notebook made me sob like that girlfan of Sanjaya's. They don't bother me either.

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tonicbitch's picture

I really hate the fact that they dont bother me....grrrrr

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la coocaracha's picture

He's so hot.
Getting really excited!!!

Uh-Oh....I gotta go change into some drier pants now...

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