TGIF!!!
Spaghetti Cat's owner has been found! Spaghetti Cat and his owner, Faye Murrell, were featured on Animal Planet's "Pet Star." Above is a clip of Faye's other spaghetti-eating pussy, Tessa, and this shit is both hilarious and terrifying. Here are some of my favorite moments from this clip:
0:35 - Faye tells us that she decided to teach her pussies how to eat with a fork, because she wanted some extra company at dinnertime. That's what dolls are for!0:57 - Faye dips Tessa's paws into a bowl of water while singing "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw." This shit looks like a scene right out of a horror movie. It's like a satanic ritual. Hold me. I'm scared.
1:09 - Tessa is eating spaghetti with a plastic fork while wearing a bib! Faye velcros the utensil to Tessa's paw. Call PETA! Shit, Tessa has better manners than I do.
1:30 - Tessa is using chopsticks! Fucking chopsticks! Faye tells us she thought it would be a good gesture since they were going to Korea. This is too much. I can't take it.
1:37 - Tessa is eating ice cream with a spoon!!!! Faye says that Tessa would also like to have a meal with Oprah Winfrey. The sad part is that I think Faye actually heard Tessa tell her that.
One day Tessa is going to get up the nerve to stab Faye with a fork! Faye is about as crazy as they come, but I'm probably going to be just like her when I'm her age.
Thanks Laura
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Submitted by mike on August 22, 2008 - 6:45pm.
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HEY!
Leave the "crackers" out of this!!!
LoL!
Get it, My name....Triscuit....cracker....oh well...
TESSA for Hot Slut of the DAy MK ~!~!
Submitted by luscious_t on August 22, 2008 - 5:33pm.
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Hey T...I like your myspace page!
I don't have one and don't know anything about it(cause I live w/a maniac,controlling fucking pussy~ass of a man...a~hem...)anycrazy,your shit is cool!♥SmOOOtcheS♥
Submitted by gyeah on August 22, 2008 - 5:44pm.
This is what i'd call "white people shit." I'm glad to see blacks are catching up.
LOL! I'd call that "white people shit" as well, and I'm a cracka!
Growning up, I had a cat that would swat at a string on a bell when he wanted in the house.
My sister claims that her cat goes on the potty, #1 AND #2.
I think she's fried her brain with THC.
Hahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
I'm gonna be bat shit crazy over my cat too when I get her age.
Poor husband, my god. He must be an alcholic.
I can't stop watching. It's so crazy, it's mezmorizing.
Love it! corpses standing up, cats using utensils, this isn't just a gossip site, but an amusing and crazy news site, love it!!!!! Give us s'more crazy! you know, so we feel normal and accomplished.
Chocolate I can spare, la coocaracha. I know how antsy those pesky starfishes can get without their chocolate.
Submitted by Khandi on August 22, 2008 - 4:12pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
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My pussy tends to be very selfish when it comes to big, plumb, greezy, thick, kilbosa sausages. She tries to pack 'em in there two or three at a time so I have none to spare. Can I offer you some tuna?
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Tuna, yuck...that sh*t perminates your clothes and the smell is almost impossible to get out! I have a pet starfish though that could use some choclate....she likes to pack as much chocolate in as she can, so if you have any chocolate, I can never have enough chocolate!
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
I'm totally eyeing my cat right now and resenting her for eating on the floor. Bitch.
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Awkwardddddd.
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Hi5.
Okay. This shit is just not right!
I've had a quite a few cats in my life, and not one of them would tolerate this fuckery!
Notice they did not interview the husband, who probably spends the majority of his time "building things" in the basement or rocking in a corner.
This lady is commiting a feline-y. I'm sure she pinched those cats until they did what she wanted. She should have taught them to go in the toilet! Saves on kitty litter!
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Submitted by la coocaracha on August 22, 2008 - 6:07pm.
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My pussy tends to be very selfish when it comes to big, plumb, greezy, thick, kilbosa sausages. She tries to pack 'em in there two or three at a time so I have none to spare. Can I offer you some tuna?
so FAKE!
you can tell that they have strapped the forks,spoons and sticks to the poor kitty's paws...big deal any cat can do dat...
Submitted by niki on August 22, 2008 - 5:51pm.
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Word!
Funniest comment ever!
My pussy eats sasuage...big, plumb, greezy, thick, kilbosa sasuage. Im running low on it, anyone have any extra sasuage they can give to my kitten?
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boobs, Boobs, BOOBS!!!!
She doesn't want to reveal her secret? I bet ya it involved bustin' Tessa upside the head until she got it right.
it's a good thing we have the Big L to look after us.
always vigilant
always right
It's says OTHER...it doesn't say this is Sketti cat.....
"Above is a clip of Faye's other spaghetti-eating pussy, Tessa,"
My cat is much smarter. We have openweave cane chairs in our dining room and when guests come to dinner my cat goes under the chair and pinches the unsuspecting diner's ass. Once they get goosed they usually jump up and food falls to the floor. Cat cleans up better than a Hoover.
Same cat can also meow out Ma! Hello.
I need to get her an agent!!!
Dx3 - get your own damned garlic bread bitch!! I'm making a garlic necklace outta mine!
That shit is pure evil right there!!
Love how she says "the cat" wants to meet Tiger Woods. Yeah, I'm sure that's what every cat wants.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
This is what i'd call "white people shit." I'm glad to see blacks are catching up.
Girl what you said. I mean we already tapped into the serial killer thing with that WEIRDO in D.C. popping off folks sniper style. Might as well catch up with the crazy cat lady thing white folk have going.
So I'm childless at the moment (THANK YOU JESUS) and have no idea about the empty nest syndrome but how does your kids leaving the house equate to Batshit ass muthafuckin' crazy? You know Tessa the cat is allowed in the room to watch while her owner has grown up sexy times with her husband. She probably asks the damn cat what she thinks when it's over. Tessa the spork eating cat just shrugs and offers up her paw for a utensil so she can get down to business with some beans and cornbread. Ugh people are wack.
Run, ME, run. And get me some garlic bread while you're at it, please.
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"I don't understand this damned movie! I didn't see no Dracula. All I seen was two lesbians fisting a bear!" -Alltheprettyones
Her husband allowed her to do this?
WHIPPED!
The Fuck!?!??!!?
I don't know whether to laugh, cry or run.
The first spaghetti cat looked all black. This one looks seal point or something like it. Are they the same cat? And the best part was crazy lady washing the cat's paws. Amazing.
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This is what i'd call "white people shit." I'm glad to see blacks are catching up.
That lady's scurrry...it's good if she gets famous so we can keep an eye on her.
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lmao!! girl, that cracked me up!
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The impressions fans have of celebrities are always fictional. - Stephen King
Thanks MK! My entire office just watched this and the consensus seems to be "That bitch is crazy!"
LOL
Have a nice weekend, sluts.
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"that is not a common looking vagina right?"
haha@ 00:57 .. it is kinda evil! Something far too sweet/lonely and obsessive about it. Like if the cat decided it wanted learn how to hold and use a knife to say, I dunno.... kill people, that Faye would be just fine with it. And she'd probably make up a new creepy sing-song for it :/
And how bad are the husbands convo skills, that he wasn't enough company at dinner time?? Is he a f'ing mute?
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pip pip, cheerio
MY LONG LOST SISTER!!!
ill tell you what. she has more table manners than me!
tessa
A) Imposter 'sgetti cat.
B) Holy Crazy Cat Lady Batman!
C) This cat ain't nothing. My rabbit knows sign language.
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
when I was in high school I knew someone with the last name Murrell and he was fucking insane. I worked many years in a Psych hospital and never met anyone crazier than Murrell. He's dead now.
That said, however: this pussy could teach Britshit some table skills.
Let's see here... Pink's love life or lack thereof, Lohan aimlessly crawling around shopping centers, John Mayer raping me with his dead douche stare for the 20hundreth time, the granola couple below, now I'm watching this poor obese cat ...
YES, the terrorists have one. I'll just pack my ass up and mail it to the Taliban RIGHT.NOW....with a quick layover in Vegas.
Crazy cat lady alert! I'm calling CPS!!!!! CPS = cat protective services. There should be one if there isn't already!!
Tessa is the name I'd chosen for the daughter I will most likely never have... :(
...and that spoon was a spork
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I'm a proud SP!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
This is either the most demented or the greatest thing around. I'm a little torn.
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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.
Submitted by Mr. President on August 22, 2008 - 5:28pm.
Usually cats are at the other end of the chopsticks.
LMAO!...All the women I have met that are named Faye have been obnoxiously annoying and borderline senile..including this Tropical Storm Faye bitch that is hitting Florida over and over and ruining my weekend!
*****"Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die. Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers."*****
MK!
This cat looks like an imposter. The real one is black! How could you make such an important mistake?
-'Sketty
(am I supposed to say something witty here?)
OMG! Shock therapy! Torture!
She wants to be a movie star?!
I can't wait to hear the pre-release of her new single! Cuz Siamese can sing like Britney, y'all...Ya'll!
That lady's scurrry...it's good if she gets famous so we can keep an eye on her.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
0:57 - Faye dips Tessa's paws into a bowl of water while singing "this is the way we wash our paw, wash our paw." This shit looks like a scene right out of a horror movie. It's like a satanic ritual. Hold me. I'm scared.
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The candles burning in the foreground certainly don't help. Oh MK, I love you.
Big deal my pussy likes banana cream pies.
ok I'm sorry about that.
oh snap!! you know, and this is the gotdammed truth, i left one of my cats with some chinese people once and she mysteriously disappeared. Never saw her ass again.
Usually cats are at the other end of the chopsticks.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
ALSO that's a SPORK! not a spoon, get it right fuckers.