Jill Biden Is Missing Something
Mr. Obama has chosen Mr. Biden as his main homey. Obama/Biden '08! We'll just call them BamBi! I like BamBi! They can call me Thumper! BamBi '08!!!
Anyway, when I first read that Mr. Biden was in, I immediately googled his wife! That's all I really care about. Michelle Obama is lovely, but I want some over-the-top glamour in the White House! Unfortunately, I'm not getting that from Jill Tracy Biden, Joe's wife. She needs a Shauna Sand makeover. Nothing says "wife of the vice president" like a pair of exquisite lucite heels and candy pink lip gloss. That's basically all she needs and she'll be ready to go. Cindy McCain is a ruthless and cruel she-devil so Michelle and Jill must come prepared. Exquisite lucite heels are not only the epitome of elegance and glamour, but they are also a formidable weapon against pill-popping ice queens!
I also checked to see if Joe has any party girl daughters. He doesn't, but his daughter Ashley (pictured below) is a known criminal! Okay, not really. Back in 2002, someone threw a bottle at a police officer outside of a bar in Chicago. When the officer went to deal with the bottle thrower, Ashley stopped the cop and said a bunch of shit to him. She was arrested, but the charge was later dropped after she apologized. BORING!!!! Give me some real shit!
Enough talk about these political hos! Politics gives me the runs. Below, I've also posted a picture of Joe's semi-hot son Beau Biden. He's also some politician-like person. I'd hit it.



I love how McCain is touting that Obama is a celebrity when McCain actually made more guest appearances on entertainment shows like a full hour of SNL and The View to name a few.
He's so bitter that Obama is actually LIKED more than he is that he likens him to a celebrity. Sour, sour grapes. You don't just get awarded presidency because you were a "war hero". McCain acts as if he's entitled to the position just because of his time served.
About the ageism thing. It isn't that John McCain is old, but that he looks decrepit. I know plenty of people his age who don't look like they're about to croke like he does.
It's actually kind of funny how life has worked out for McCain. He left his first wife because she was no longer pretty due to a debilitating accident, and now he isn't pretty enough for the American public.
And just one last thing. How in the world is there even one person who would vote for McCain, a good political ally of Bush? Insanity is repeating the same mistake over and over again without learning why it's a mistake. Voting for McCain, someone too much like Bush for this time especially, is the definition of insanity.
Submitted by JolierThanThou on August 24, 2008 - 7:17am.
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LOL, you better be lucky I didn't see this earlier. Your whole post is ridiculous - you assume I give a shit one way or the other about Clinton. I was stating facts. Now take your own advice and please stay away from the polls - we don't need people with selective amnesia voting, either.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:21pm.
well surprise surprise! y'all whiled your Saturday night away on my droppings, oh my, the busy social schedules and hot dates that just had to be postponed for that, truly, a lovely post-hangover surpise, I'm honored!
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Sorry, I spent all day yesterday at my GRANDFATHER'S FUNERAL so I didn't exactly feel like going out, getting drunk and fucking some random dude, which apparently for you is the magic recipe for attaining "coolness" and popularity. Wow, you have a hangover? You must have so many friends and people that love you! Fucking juvenile bitch.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
there's a reason why there's a choice. you can pick what you want without hating th other one. I don't eat vanilla ice cream because I hate chocolate, I eat vanilla ice cream because I like vanilla.
So vote for who you want bitches! that's how the world works. And you can claim that without insulting Obama, McCain, Democrats, or Republicans.
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how YOU doin'?
well surprise surprise! y'all whiled your Saturday night away on my droppings, oh my, the busy social schedules and hot dates that just had to be postponed for that, truly, a lovely post-hangover surpise, I'm honored!
CHANGE OF HEART: MCCAIN IN 08!
Because it's what the average American voter deserves, and gloating is the gods' night cream!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
I beg to differ, Mrs Biden looks Milftastic, any senator's lady who wears thigh high suede stripper boots, with a semi-mini, for a press shot, is obviously hotter than a can of chili beans in bed.
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meow meow meow meow motherfuckin' meow bitch!
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I just noticed something about Biden and his wife,they both have blue eyes.Now their daughter Ashley has brown eyes this impossible and some one is not telling the truth.I am not a republican either I am a Green.Take a look at this website it proves what I just said.
http://www.docshop.com/2008/01/04/what-color-will-my-babys-eyes-be/
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Who was that guy last night,he left the seat up damn!
Submitted by Karen Flatts on August 24, 2008 - 12:35pm.
Leatherette-- Seriously, chick, take a fucking breath. If I dared to presume to speak for Obama, I'm pretty sure he'd ask you to STOP sticking up for him. You're the type of supporter that's going to lose him votes. If you have any brain cells left that aren't drenched in vodka and hate, I'd use them to stop talking NOW.
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Hallelujah.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 23, 2008 - 10:01pm.
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 23, 2008 - 10:24pm.
Call me crazy, but this still is the GREATEST Country in the world. That is why everyone is clammering to get here. As for Condoleeza, she is highly educated, held a strong position and I feel, is a strong woman.
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CE-- Amen and Hallelujah. ITA.
TB-- I STILL have respect for you, regardless of any political differences. I agree with a lot of what Conky said, just not that.
Leatherette-- Seriously, chick, take a fucking breath. If I dared to presume to speak for Obama, I'm pretty sure he'd ask you to STOP sticking up for him. You're the type of supporter that's going to lose him votes. If you have any brain cells left that aren't drenched in vodka and hate, I'd use them to stop talking NOW.
Submitted by QueenCharisma on August 23, 2008 - 10:00pm.
*butts in*
At least we had a surplus of money during Clinton's administration. We're fucked financially now thanks to the Bush regime.
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Just how do you suppose the government got a surplus of money? That's right, from the taxpayers. Your hero Clinton was screwing more than Monica Lewinsky while he was in the Oval Office. I hope you aren't a registered voter because uninformed people shouldn't be allowed at the polls to make decisions that impact the rest of us.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 12:14am.
Well Sensimina, Aunt Bea is alittle on the spiritual side, and you should take comfort in knowing your pap is with you - look for signs -- he will let you know when he's around!
**hugs**
Thanks Sandbitch and Aunt Bea. They don't make them like they used to. It's been a real hard time for me, it's the first time I've lost a family member and it hurts so bad because of how special he was.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Meh I don't care for either one - but Obama (too close to Osama for me) and the fact that he is asshole buddy's with the Rev. Wright - tells me to stay away!
Submitted by Sensimina on August 23, 2008 - 11:57pm.
Your pap has my utmost respect - May he rest in peace
She is my favorite. I love her. I saw her profile on milllionaire personals site""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""" yesterday. It is said she is in relationship with a young handsome guy on that site now. Is she single again?
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Submitted by Sensimina
I'm with ya. My pap was born in 1911. I still miss him.
*passes a bunch a tissues*
PPS.
So juvenile. "No one to fuck tonight". Go educate yourself, come back with some articulate opinions that actually make sense and aren't 99% class stereotypes and insults, and then someone may actually read what you have to say without thinking to themselves "How fucking stupid". If you actually had any knowledge behind your ridiculous rants, you could use facts instead of hiding behind a barrage of junior high insults.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
I just got back from my pap's funeral. He was a World War 2 hero, featured in the book Flyboys. He was the greatest, kindest man I have ever known. I never cried so hard or felt so proud thinking about all the man had done in his life as they draped his American flag over his coffin. Hearing ignorant people talking shit about war heroes is just about the last thing I have tolerance for right now.
I've had a half bottle of wine, and haven't slept for a few days, so I'm not at my most articulate at this point.
My pap was a conservative war hero and he was also the kindest, sweetest, most caring and responsible family man I can imagine - a class act through and through. He visited my grandma, who is totally gone with Alzheimer's, twice a day everyday through the pain from his cancer until he literally couldn't do it anymore.
So he was a war vet, devoutly religious, and a conservative - so many liberals are ready to slander people like that with their bullshit, but they have no fucking clue what it took to get our country to where it is today, no fucking clue what these people mean to their families and to history. The ignorance is astounding.
PS: Neo-con sock puppets? Can't you say anything remotely intelligent or coherent? Or is the only way for you to express yourself by spew garbage all over the place. Take some fucking Immodium, because you've got a bad case of verbal diarrhea .
Rant over.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
Yeah, I'm going to have a problem with that next year when everyone's already bitching about the president because they can't make a rational and sound judgment on who should be the fucking president.
I don't give a shit either way. I don't even care about politics, but I can't help but notice how just about every thread made lately is based on attacking other people's appearances.
I usually really like this site and the people on it, but come on. These people can't help what they look like.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I agree with whoever said political discussions on DL were a bad idea, it seems people can't disagree without being called retards (thanks Conky, ♥ ya!) neo-con sock puppets, or unfuckable liberals.
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Pearls of Wisdom from JJ - "If ass-holes could fly, you guys would be an airport"
I agree with Conky, Karen Flatts, Sensimina, and Carmen Electrical. :)
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She looks medicated.
Submitted by CarmenElectrical on August 23, 2008 - 10:57pm.
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*butts in*
At least we had a surplus of money during Clinton's administration. We're fucked financially now thanks to the Bush regime.
*skips back out of thread*
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)
Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 11:23pm.
so YES, enjoy my rants, and drink on me ;* /out!
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Like the Clinton admin did any better. LOL
Anyway, don't pat yourself on the back too hard, your Vodka might come up. No one enjoys your rants, it's all in your head along with all the other voices. It must be hard being angry all the time.
I gots to go, cause I actually do have someone to fuck and I've put him off long enough answering your silly shit....have a good night.
FUCK YES I'm bitter about what's going on, and FUCK YES I'm ranting mad! Treating douchebags selling the same shit lines for the past 10 years with kid gloves is what got us here -- CHINA owns a huge chunk of the TRILLION dollar deficity -- you're paying your overdue mortgages to China, Japan, etc. AND the Russians own a huge chunk of our debt, too, as well as infrastructure because EVERYTHING's for sale in GOP America.
And sweethearts like that muppet feel entitled to dole out "respect" to "liberals" -- exactly the way you're bitching about me "ranting" is what those neo-conned idiots do EVERY DAY on corp owned radio and networks, so YES, enjoy my rants, and drink on me ;* /out!
p.s. -- my bf wants you to smell his finger, is that disresectful?
Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 11:17pm.
oh yeah, and before any more neo-conned sock puppets crawl in here when they think they won't be challenged cause they got NOBODY TO FUCK TONIGHT,
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I guess the same could be said for you.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 11:15pm.
You seem very bitter - and YOU talk about McCain being old?
Can you ever post without a rant? Are you THAT unhappy with yourself? Think about it.
Everyone should be able to voice their opinion without being called names or stereotyped.
oh yeah, and before any more neo-conned sock puppets crawl in here when they think they won't be challenged cause they got NOBODY TO FUCK TONIGHT, here's a tidbit from a CONSERVATIVE about how they're fucking with you lately in case you missed it, ENJOY:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBRl-BvKJII
-- YES, that's PAT I'M-NO-STINKING-LIBERAL BUCHANAN talking to the Russkie news about the bullshit you eat every day -- see: Who says trolling gossip sites can't be educational? -- UGH, headache
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 23, 2008 - 10:37pm.
We're voting for candidates based on what their wives look like now?
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Do you have a problem with that? Becuz I'm really busy and, more importantly, bored by that other shit.
If I were to go by this picture I would have to say no. See that? Done already:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
The existing system doesn't work, may as well.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
We're voting for candidates based on what their wives look like now?
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
MORAL OF THIS STORY:
McCain = An aging dude broken by the GOP leaders into submission. I srsly think he's suffering from some form of degenerative condition physically and/or mentally, he agreed to sign off on all BushCo points to get the White House before he dies. And that's after Bush Senior used dirty moves to claim McCain had an illegit black child when McCain challenged HIM for the GOP nom. Some of us actually read every news source we can get our hands on AND REMEMBER.
He's anti-choice, pro-prolonging the war, EVERY fucking talking point Bush and Cheney used last two times around. So take that garbage passive-aggressive "respect" bullshit somewhere where there's actual "bleeding hearts." OH -- and wanna a white russian? ;)~
& "Corky" -- I hear Jessuca Simpson's looking for a new chester molester -- GET BUSY & GIT WIT THAT REDNECK BAIT yum! I'm sure Fox News will soothe your soul, not too much thinking allowed there, YEP -- "liberal media" my sweet ass CHEERS!
WELL my liberal Kool-Aid happens to be quite tasty and a nice refresher from the cup-o-shit many conservatives have tried to shove down the throat of the public for the last several years. So I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree.
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awwwwww LOOK! A creepy wooden muppet looking for RESPECT in all the wrong places! AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! WAAAAA, you called us "liboooruls" -- I love LIBERTY, too bad ;*
goss: his niece caroline lived on my floor freshman year at georgetown (she dropped out since then i'm pretty sure) and she was a huge psycho bitch. like, she was actually insane (she was roommates with one of my best friends). pretty heavy into coke and adderall and all that, but i think her psychoness was there before either of those things. rich kid syndrome maybe?
hey it's a start
tb, you are beyond reasoning and are under the influence of the liberal Kool-Aid.
McCain has fought Bush on pretty much every major issue and is considered an outsider to most conservatives. Just because the moveon folks and all of the other liberal morons want to paint McCain the same as Bush and call him "McSame" and all that other stupid shit doesn't make it true. Well, at least not for people that aren't fucking retarded anyway.
take care and remember it's only politics... all of these fuckers will be picking your pockets despite who wins, lol.
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And I don't know why Michael K hates on McCain so bad... McCain used to be hot! lol
http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n66/jfmj88/mccain_then_full.jpg
I'm sure Michael can dig up sexier pics but how can he hate on hot pepaws, lol? :D
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tb, I used to have respect for you."
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First of all, people are allowed to have differences of opinion. If you don't respect me anymore because I'm not a republican fangirl, I'm not going to worry about it. Im also not going to get into a big huge debate about all the reasons why I think Bush did a shit job because I think it's pretty self-explanatory at this point. I dont have an issue with McCain as a person. I have an issue with many of his policies and his wanting to be Bush 2.0. I'm not an Obama fangirl either, he wouldn't have been my first choice, but I'm more willing to risk what he can bring to the table as opposed to 8 more years of this shit, which is clearly NOT working.
And Queen I agree with you that this country is still the greatest in the world. But right now we are one of the most hated in the world and our economy is in the toilet. Something needs to change somewhere.
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Submitted by Conky on August 23, 2008 - 10:29pm.
This country is short on people like McCain and Obama doesn't deserve to shine his shoes.. if his elitist ass even knows how to shine shoes without screaming "racist" while doing it.
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Submitted by tonicbitch on August 23, 2008 - 10:24pm.
@Carmen Electical - Condoleeza? Really? As a person she'd probably be okay, but again she supports an administration that has made many bad decisions and quickly moved this country to the State of Clusterfuck that it is.
I dont think Obama could do a worse job. Nobody is going to be the perfect choice and whoever we put in there is going to make mistakes, that's a given. Whoever gets into office has a major uphill battle in getting this mess of a country back into decent shape so there are bound to be issues. But this current administration has done more wrong than right IMO and if McCain's intent is to continue on this path of Glaringly Wrong then I cannot support him and it is hard for me to understand why anyone would.
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Call me crazy, but this still is the GREATEST Country in the world. That is why everyone is clammering to get here. As for Condoleeza, she is highly educated, held a strong position and I feel, is a strong woman.
It's hard for me to understand anyone that supports Obama but that is your right. I haven't heard Obama's plan to help us in Iraq but if he can - God Bless Him
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 23, 2008 - 7:35pm.
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tb, I used to have respect for you.
Why do you think a man that spent over 5 years in a POW camp wants war and that shit for anybody else?
Don't you think he might want to make sure that shit never happens to any other American again or do you somehow think he was paid for that time in a very hostile prison?
The man is a fucking hero. This country is short on people like McCain and Obama doesn't deserve to shine his shoes.. if his elitist ass even knows how to shine shoes without screaming "racist" while doing it.
Thanks
Submitted by Sensimina on August 23, 2008 - 10:19pm.
Amen again.
To me it just shows fear. They have nothing to back things up with so they name call. Seems to me that they are just bitter.
@Carmen Electical - Condoleeza? Really? As a person she'd probably be okay, but again she supports an administration that has made many bad decisions and quickly moved this country to the State of Clusterfuck that it is.
I dont think Obama could do a worse job. Nobody is going to be the perfect choice and whoever we put in there is going to make mistakes, that's a given. Whoever gets into office has a major uphill battle in getting this mess of a country back into decent shape so there are bound to be issues. But this current administration has done more wrong than right IMO and if McCain's intent is to continue on this path of Glaringly Wrong then I cannot support him and it is hard for me to understand why anyone would.
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Joe's my senator! KICK ASS!
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Gimme some sugar!
Barf, whatever... I wanted Hillary.
Submitted by Leatherette on August 23, 2008 - 7:49pm.
PICK Romney!
PICK Romney!
you Republican flat earth bastards!
lol
I dare ya!
Biden will intellectually beat your bitch like a
gOD fearin' Appalachian wife!!!!
If this country doesn't have the simple sense to pick Obama/Biden, then we deserve the worst the world has to give our ignan't nation state.
All of ya'll who drive Hummer's with American Flag bumperstickers feel free to bark a response.
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Amen, honey, and pass the ammunition, cause this is one liberal who loves her 2nd Amendment, so long as there are dumb oxycontin chugging hicks out there buying Dubya's bullshit, I'm keeping my guns and in practice -- never know when they'll be busting in my house to rob cause even their Taco Bell job got shipped out oversease by their 'patriotic' Republican representatives.
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And libs think conservatives are classist and have
serious prejudices - how many groups do you two manage to offend here? Count the stereotypes, baby. Keep calling the kettles black, pots.
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The Hollywood machine loves a happy homewrecker. In fact, they worship them. They even give them $14 million for pictures of their chosen ones. - Our beloved MK
@ Karen Flatts:
What the hell would I do all day if I had no one to disagree with? ;P
Seriously, tho - as long as I'm learning, I'm happy:)
Peace, love and Sm♥♥cheS.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 23, 2008 - 10:05pm.
Obama it is for me. If you think he is going to be the worst thing for this country, then he has some BIG shoes to fill.
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IMHO he will fill them fast and then some. But time will tell.
I think the Country was ready for a woman. Not necessarily Hillary. I would have voted for Condoleeza.
Submitted by tonicbitch on August 23, 2008 - 9:35pm.
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Agreed.
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"She's got on a sailor shirt. I bet bitch don't even own a boat! Sail yo ass on up out of my house!" - New York, New York Goes To Hollywood (2008)