Jill Biden Is Missing Something
Mr. Obama has chosen Mr. Biden as his main homey. Obama/Biden '08! We'll just call them BamBi! I like BamBi! They can call me Thumper! BamBi '08!!!
Anyway, when I first read that Mr. Biden was in, I immediately googled his wife! That's all I really care about. Michelle Obama is lovely, but I want some over-the-top glamour in the White House! Unfortunately, I'm not getting that from Jill Tracy Biden, Joe's wife. She needs a Shauna Sand makeover. Nothing says "wife of the vice president" like a pair of exquisite lucite heels and candy pink lip gloss. That's basically all she needs and she'll be ready to go. Cindy McCain is a ruthless and cruel she-devil so Michelle and Jill must come prepared. Exquisite lucite heels are not only the epitome of elegance and glamour, but they are also a formidable weapon against pill-popping ice queens!
I also checked to see if Joe has any party girl daughters. He doesn't, but his daughter Ashley (pictured below) is a known criminal! Okay, not really. Back in 2002, someone threw a bottle at a police officer outside of a bar in Chicago. When the officer went to deal with the bottle thrower, Ashley stopped the cop and said a bunch of shit to him. She was arrested, but the charge was later dropped after she apologized. BORING!!!! Give me some real shit!
Enough talk about these political hos! Politics gives me the runs. Below, I've also posted a picture of Joe's semi-hot son Beau Biden. He's also some politician-like person. I'd hit it.
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Newport Joey,
I think the thing is with that gaffe about Obama Biden made was in reference to how before Obama, we (black folks) had Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton as figureheads, both of whom have run for President. NEITHER of those guys are clean (politically speaking), worldly, or especially "nice looking". Biden's voting record is solid in terms of supporting initiatives that benefit education, welfare reform, and women, and he's the one who got sexual orientation protected by the hate crimes bill. He's not a bad dude, but he does TALK to much sometimes.
and yes, Jill needs some lucite in her life.
Submitted by RonPaulLove on August 23, 2008 - 10:54am.
Ugh...none of this bullshit matters. We pick from two puppets with small differences between them that are controlled by the same string. Yucksville..I'm writing Ron Paul in. That's real change.
If I ever met a Ron Paul supporter who wasn't an IT worker or a closet homo, I might think about.
Libertarianism appeals mostly to people who think they should be more important than they really are, or who think their accomplishments haven't been appreciated or noticed enough. It's an ideology for bruised egos.
Submitted by senorajoselina on August 23, 2008 - 10:03am.
The knee high boots are a good sign... she has naughty potential
I was thinking the SAME THING...CLOSET FREAK!!!!
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Joe Biden is the best choice Obamaboo could have made. Hillary will get in that Cabinet, mark my words. Or on Supreme Court. I mean, how in thee hell can you hate on a man that read Giuliani ("The only words you hear out of [Giuliani's] mouth is a noun, a verb, and 9-11") for the asshole he is IN PUBLIC and on TV. The White House might just get a little saltier!
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By the time this is all over, MK will have plenty of gaffes from Biden's mouth to comment on.
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Well the only thing you can say about the kid is that she is marginally better looking than Chelsea Clinton - dam that was an ugly bitch!
i went to high school with ashley - the girl in the picture isn't her, or its super super super old. and oh, mk, she is a party girl...dig a little deeper :)
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:52pm.
i was trying to be positive since i'm feeling not so bitchy today...i hear steel drums out my window because it's the caribbean festival...
:)
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Hasn't anyone noticed the full head of hair plugs?
Submitted by letinstar on August 23, 2008 - 12:50pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:48pm.
don't be scared...i'm sure the wonk will even itself out as time progresses...or not...
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Um..dude is OLD. If he hasn't sorted that wonk out by now...;S
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Submitted by angel_i on August 23, 2008 - 12:48pm.
don't be scared...i'm sure the wonk will even itself out as time progresses...or not...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Submitted by letinstar on August 23, 2008 - 12:40pm.
the bidens look nice and boring...just what we need...
oh, and serious wonky eye in thumbnail 2...
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Ooh. That's bad. Now I'm scared.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
I bet they have a gimp living in their basement.
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the bidens look nice and boring...just what we need...
oh, and serious wonky eye in thumbnail 2...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
Awful choice. Evan Bayh would have been awesome. I guess Obama's balancing the old fart factor with McCain.
MK, you can cal me flower.
BInlaDEN...
I swear when I first saw this on the news I was all what the fuck? why he chose Bin Laden? WTF? WTF?
sometimes I am slow.
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LOL She has Tater head syndrome!! Never had Eggplant and Taters, wonder how the combo will do in November.
The son definitely has a WOW! factor -- lovely eyes and eyelashes. The daughter looks like she could be the spice in this stew -- there's something a little cracky about her.
I'm with missm, though, about Obama as a candidate. It should've been Hillary..... why are we forced to vote for the lesser of two evils? And I will say that I never voted (you can check my voter's registration for proof) for that piece of crap we've called a President for the last 8 years (seems a lifetime).
Dear Lord, give our next leader the strength and the COURAGE to help America recover its dignity and role as the leader of the Free World.
I thought the picture of his son was Steve Carrel at first
So0o MK guess it's pretty obvious who you're voting for eh?
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Mopa whats that thingy in your avie?
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Well, I gotta feel bad for Joe, he lost his first wife and a daughter in a car accident in 1972. His two young sons were seriously injured, but recovered.
I fucking LOVE Joe Biden, ever since I saw him on Real Time With Bill Maher (which starts again next week! Yay!)!
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BamBi!
hahahahahahaha...
Well finally, the wait is over, big woo and a *yawn*.
All I care about now is Anderson Cooper at the convention this week and Jon Stewart is also covering it.
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Nothing says change like an entrenched politician.
The best part is that the guy who is actually qualified to be president has agreed to play second fiddle to an emperor with no clothes.
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Ugh...none of this bullshit matters. We pick from two puppets with small differences between them that are controlled by the same string. Yucksville..I'm writing Ron Paul in. That's real change
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At first I read that as you are writing in RuPaul - now that would be a change!
As a registered Democrate I can't STAND Obama - too arrogant for me! I can't believe he didn't pick Hillary as his VP - HUGE MISTAKE - he would have been a shoe in. I'm writing in Gore - God what would have been if Bush didn't steal that election - we would be on a better road to a more green society, we would not be in Iraq and the economy wouldn't suck!
Okay, MK, I will give you something to chew on. Joe Bidden is a major plagiarist. If I were you I would keep an eye on whatever you write here and what he says because he may end up stealing your material and taking credit for it.
Is this the daughter that was arrested in Chicago but was throwing the "don't you know who I am?" or my dad will have you're job bullshit?? It could be another politicians daughter, but it happened about 2-4 yrs ago, I think
Damn, his son is kinda hot!
The knee high boots are a good sign... she has naughty potential.
she has the worst posture, she should sit up a little straighter. that's what's wrong
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Submitted by RonPaulLove on August 23, 2008 - 10:54am.
Ugh...none of this bullshit matters. We pick from two puppets with small differences between them that are controlled by the same string.
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Yahuh.
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I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Re: The Daughter:
Authority issues much? That can't be a good sign.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
I can only find pictures of the girl twin.
Ugh...none of this bullshit matters. We pick from two puppets with small differences between them that are controlled by the same string. Yucksville..I'm writing Ron Paul in. That's real change.
Obama talks about change and he hasn't even mentioned legalizing marijuana. The drug war is the largest waste of money aside from the war that this country has. Not to mention drugs being illegal is one of the largest rapists of our civil liberties. Change my ass..it's all a saying! GAHHHH..wake me up when this shit show is over.
Change your apathetic ways or be doomed America!!
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I'm getting scared.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
I'll tell you what she's missing: her neck. Jeepers.
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Gimme smut.
"Below, I've also posted a picture of Joe's semi-hot son Beau Biden. He's also some politician-like person. I'd hit it."
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I read that and all I could think of was "The Beau Biden Adventure".
I haven't been awake very long.
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
MK, you've thrown more at the cops "Glass Houses" to qoute Greater Tuna.
I am fine with this. Biden can be counted on for unintended racial slures. Sounds like were in for some fun for a god damn change.....
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She looks SO beautiful. I saw her personals ID on wealthy men for beautiful women site """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""" last week. It is said she is dating young billlionaire on that site. Is she single now?