Cruella de Stone Traps Another One!
Cruella de Stone has reportedly wrapped her venus fly vag around 24-year-old Chase Dreyfous. Earlier this week, InTouch (via SFGate) reported that Chase has been bragging to his friends that he's banging the cougar with a heart of stone. I'm not completely sure, but methinks this is Chase out with Sharon last night. Couldn't she have nabbed a 24-year-old who doesn't look like a used car salesman masquerading as some Hollywood big shot. That suit screams Men's Wearhouse clearance sale.
And if he's 24, I'm fucking 2-years-old. Actually, that would make sense. I still piss my panties from time to time and I love Gerber's Bananas Baby Food. It's fucking delicious with a bit of rum.
Here's more of Cruella and her not so much of a boy "toy" at Beso last night. Notice how Cruella is wearing animal print. That's not a print though. It's the skin of an extremely rare Periwinkle Snow Leopard who lives in the mountains of Malibu. Well, used to live in the mountains of Malibu. There was only one in the world and Cruella is now wearing it. R.I.P. Periwinkle Snow Leopard.
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OT and this so funny in a lame pathetic way so if you havent seen it look at PP's new video on TMZ. i think MK would approve of me advertising it because it's really pathetic. this woman has an ego. why???
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He's got his CAA junior agent mailroom suit on.She's actually looking better these days.
i'm all about getting some young stuff, but this dude LOOKS well over 24...so sharon banging a young buck in this case is a moot point...
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EvilShoe, I have seen teens that look so old too! I wonder if it is hormones in food...because something is up- they can't ALL be blowing rails 24/7.....
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I'm feeling sexy....I wanna hear you say my name boy
-Beyonce "Naughty Girl"
And this dudes eyebrows scare me.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on August 23, 2008 - 12:05pm.
why do people in their 20's look so fucking OLD these days?
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I have no idea, I'm taking classes full time now and I had to spend alot of time in the office waiting for appts, I noticed that with these kids, they look spent and old as fuck! I look younger than some of them.
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Dick happens! - MK
why do people in their 20's look so fucking OLD these days?
Not just this guy......so many of them look older than me, and I am almost 38!
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I'm feeling sexy....I wanna hear you say my name boy
-Beyonce "Naughty Girl"
Is he 24 in Lohan years?
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banana baby food is the BEST.
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