Saturday, August 23rd 2008

The Return Of The Vadge

The Vadge's roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It's insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!

Vadge's "Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet" tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch's pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge's pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear - her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don't know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.

Anyroidy, Brit Brit's video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It's nothing we haven't seen before. It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end. It's probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.

Here's many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!

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get serious's picture

This is absolutely hilarious. That hagged out media whoring slut pretending to strum a guitar; "ooh, look out, Eric Clapton". I'm surprised the dried up 80's attention slut even knows one end from the other. Just goes to show - when you want to get attention (as she does every moment of her life), just spread your legs.

The sight of this worthless piece of sh*t disgusts me. Let's hope she & p diddy get in the same jet crash together; best possible outcome - no survivors.

You would think that people would appreciate Madonna's fitness and yes, sexiness and showing that you can still be vital at age 50. Do any of you think you won't be there one day? You will and a lot sooner than you think. When you get there are you gonna think that you're too old for certain things and listen to negativity or are you gonna try and remain as attractive and fit and cool as you can? The latter I'm sure. And then you'll think all the younger people don't know what they're talking about. I applaud Madonna for paving the way for all of us in showing that life doesn't end at 50. Believe me, when you get to be that age you're gonna want to feel good too.

KillBilly's picture

What a bunch of loser.

Don;t you know all of your comments slagging on Madonna is the very reason why she's still famous.

Her fans will always be there for her.

But it you people who are pissed off cause she's 50 years and is pretty much top of her game.

Yeah she doesn't sell the amount of records in the USA but she knows that and it's the reason why she relize the crap record know as Hard Candy to try and win back some US fans.

Meanwhile almost ever freakin blog that cover this show has triple digits of response from haters like yourselves and she just keepin on keepin on!

((Shudder))I feel sorry for Lourdes--imagine seeing your mom up on stage grabbing her crotch.

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Submitted by Youri on August 25, 2008 - 7:12am.

If someone would have invited me and paid the ticket I would have gone or would go. Despite the fact that I do not like her as a person... I never miss a free spectacle and she can put on a show.

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Youri's picture

Why all the hate for people who go to a Madonna concert??? If people want to spend $400 they can. It's not like they go to a Nazi convention it's just a concert.

BogusMadonna50's picture

Yea? I bet her brother is thanking his Lucky-Star Bonita he doesn't hafta wipe the sweat of THAT! ; )

http://madonnarevelations.blogspot.com/

happyface's picture

Is she trying to dress like Lourdes in that last pic?

Argh, saw some clips of her show on youtube. Looks like a yawn. Too bad she works so hard.

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I'm sorry but she is soooo fugly!

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majorly off topic but... anywho.. AmyWino...re: Ann Sather..

yes, too wild!! ... I would often buy those rolls as occasional gifts for people to perk up their day, and they would swoon and are STILL talking about them so many years later! ... (but I myself was a fan of their insanely good Cobb Salad... and I just about passed out when I went in there recently for the first time in ages, and it was no longer on the menu.) the audacity! ... man I hate when icons of greatness change...

and when some who THINK they are, DON'T, and SHOULD! ... (ok that part was on topic)

...not to worry though AW.. the rolls are still rockin'! ... nite all xoxx

Whatever's picture

This old hag is still at it. Great.

banjjo's picture

I think she's so gross now.

AmyWino's picture

Oh those Cinnamon Buns! I always eat too many of them and then have no room for the meal! I usually try to order just a plate of scrambled eggs at Breakfast because I know I won't be eating much else. Their dinner menus are great too. I could go on and on... :D

We could've been sitting near each other at Ann Sather's and didn't know it. :)
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I mean really, y'all! That must be what's happinin' out here - -? it's enough to make ya wanna explore your DARK SIDES! In'n'it?! ; *

"Waitin' for yer call, waitin' for yer call - I'm Hung-Up! I'm Hung-Up On ME!!"

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Yes, all this and much more are the things defining "pop" as we speak! If you can't get your fans to give you a total crotch-rubdown? All you hafta do is show them how to do it yourself! "C'c'-ca-ca-ca C'Mon! U Can Dance!"

Prancing around the stage with her pasty-face and Baby Jane curls... Madonna: with one finger on her hoot and the other up her koot.

"Dad-dy nev-er real-lee cared...! That's-why-I-go deeper and deeper and deeper..."

And that's what Hollywood calls "culture". (Or is terminal yeast infection...?) ; p

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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 2:17am.

You write? I wish you all the best with that. I meant it. I love writing.

Well thanks.

I hope you have a good rest of the day/night.

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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 5:00pm.

You're welcome! I'm actually glad I posted too, because at least we got to talk things out and end our feuding.

I wish I could help out more with your work and staying awake, but I really need to go do some writing and try to finish a book. But before I go, I must tell you, with all sincerity, that Christina really looks very good in that avie of yours. :)

See you later and thanks again for responding!

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You know when it's over for her when she opens her legs and you're bored to tears. She needs a new schtick, this "sexy" one isn't doing anything for me anymore! And no, Britney's new video so does not count for shit!

Your face!

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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 1:52am.

No problem, I don't mind posting links like that if it helps people understand more about Mental Illness.

Truce.

Actually, I want to thank you. By talking to you you've stopped me doing two things.

Working & sleeping (a really good thing). So thanks!!

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

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Hey! At this rate, in another 5 years she can call it The Scratch 'n Sniff Tour!

http://madonnarevelations.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by BogusMadonna50 on August 24, 2008 - 8:54pm.
I think she has already made the complete transformation to Tom Petty. Uh, no wait, then her songs wouldn't suck.

Khensu Hetep's picture

Cone tit bras, ffs.

Bring them back or quit!
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BogusMadonna50's picture

Listen, I'm just glad she's wearing spandex over that thang... In another five years, those panties will be crotchless. THEN what will people say? By that time she'll be looking even more like Tom Petty...

http://madonnarevelations.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 4:41pm.

I read your links. Thank you for posting those. I would never have dreamed of calling you psychotic if I had known you had any type of psychological issues (although those you posted are certainly not anything close to a true psychotic).

I really appreciate you taking the time to post what you did. Truce?

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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 1:32am.

I understand you don't want to post further, but if you feel like responding, what is BDP and AvDP? Just curious.

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I hate my spelling. Right, sorry, it's BPD & AvPD

Borderline Personality Disorder -

http://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/publications/borderline-personality-disor...

Avoidant Personality Disorder -

http://www.mentalhealth.com/dis/p20-pe08.html

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

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You know, I am just glad she has make-up artists... (Because, without all that face paint? her puss would look just like her vadge!)

http://madonnarevelations.blogspot.com/

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 4:27pm.

^^^^^^^^^^^
Fair enough. I'm glad that you gave me an explanation, because it really was quite disconcerting at the time.

I understand you don't want to post further, but if you feel like responding, what is BDP and AvDP? Just curious.

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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 1:15am.

*closes eyes, takes deep breath* OK, this is REALLY my last post.

I have already said I was NOT in a good mood that day. If you read back carefully, you'll see it.

I don't know why I responded to you. Urgh, I was just having an extremely bad day & I dunno I saw your post & whatever. I can't be arsed to explain somthing to you, that I can't even explain to myself.

I am NOT psychotic, thank you very much. I DO however have BDP & AvDP.

I have NO troubling admitting anything.

Am I sorry for the way I acted that day? Yes.

Do I regret it? Yes.

Do I wish it never happened? Yes

Did I learn from it? Yes

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 4:02pm.

^^^^^^
Well yeah, of course if you're going to react strongly to a post of mine about XXXtina, of course I'm not going to respond back to you in a favorable way. That's just common sense. So I responded negatively to one of your rude-ass posts, and that somehow makes it ALL MY FAULT. Yes.

Being that you hate "just about everybody in the world," - wow, psychotic much? - it still doesn't explain why you singled me out in your INITIAL post to me. I'm not the only one who has ever said something negative about XXXtina. You were in a bad mood that day or just didn't like my web persona for whatever reason, and you lashed out at me. Why's it so fucking hard to admit?

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Submitted by radio siren on August 25, 2008 - 12:51am.

This will be my last post to you, becauseI'm actually in a good mood & I refuse to spoil it.

In the begining it was, yeah. It was your repsonses to me that REALLy pissed me off.

It wasn't? My grammar skills are a work in proguess. I never know if I'm using the right grammar or not. *shrugs*, guess that why it's called "learning".

"saucy and bold"? ME? I don't think I've ever felt "saucy and bold". Not once.

What has reason got to do with anything?! I don't need reasons to dislike someone. I hate just about everyone on earth. I don't believe in "friends". I mean it's nice idea & nice to talk & get along with people on the net, but, I more or less hate everyone. (Apart from a very select few)

The ONLY celeb I worship is Xtina. Proud of it too. The rest of the celebs are fair game as far as i'm concered. Now I must go dust my Xtina shrine...

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

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Dirk Diggler on August 24, 2008 - 4:39pm.
Vadge's dominatrix act is getting old, but I guess it's her favorite persona because it is so close to her core of pure egomania. Even though she's only had fleeting bouts of creativity since 1987, there are still millions of fags out there who absolutely idolize her. I used to date one of them and would only put up with it because he had a huge dick. But that's just me.

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This is why gays and gayelles should have the right to marry and have kids! They have too much cash to spend on Madonna concert tickets, furniture and trips to hot tropical destinations! Income no kids, got to love it! And Madonna knows this!

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 3:32pm.

Your pissfest of a post WAS because of XXXtina. I posted something about her that was not about anyone but her, and you responded to that. That was initially what set you off. Calling me dumb because I piss you off is pointless but at least your post this time is not filled with atrocious grammatical and spelling errors like those initial posts to me were, so I suppose you are feeling saucy and bold.

My references to you highlighting what I imagine is your true nature all have to do with the threatening undertones and outbursts: "If you thought THAT was bad, it doesn't even rank Top 10 of how bad I can be;" " Lmao, you know NOTHING of my 'true nature'!. You haven't even seen HALF of it;" etc.

There's no reason for you to dislike me so much. Yes, I snark, but that's the fun and purpose of the site. I get along with everyone else here but perhaps that's because they realize this is a site where we laugh at celebs, not worship them.

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Vadge's dominatrix act is getting old, but I guess it's her favorite persona because it is so close to her core of pure egomania. Even though she's only had fleeting bouts of creativity since 1987, there are still millions of fags out there who absolutely idolize her. I used to date one of them and would only put up with it because he had a huge dick. But that's just me.

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Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 10:34pm.

Let me clear a few things up.

I have never & will never call you a cunt. I use that word for people who are worthy of it. Not you.

I don't care if you are young, old, WHATEVER. Dumb is dumb no matter the age.

And the reason, I got soo pissed of by you, wasn't for what you saying about Christina (Bitch, please). It was the way you were talking to ME. I admit it, I was very, very angry that day & yes, looking back, perhaps it would've wiser for me to just ignore your post. I dunno, I just reached breaking point. If you thought THAT was bad, it doesn't even rank Top 10 of how bad I can be.

Normally, I said, I skip your posts. Normally. However I cought the words DAE & wanted to know why my SN had popped in your post.

How did my last show my 'true nature'? Lmao, you know NOTHING of my 'true nature'!. You haven't even seen HALF of it.

~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera

Lindalou's picture

I thought she denounced all this when she moved to GB and became a noble person with an upper crust accent.
I guess there's really no money in that.

She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!

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Oh...

And,

Put some pants on. I can smell the ancient queef.

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Brionity's picture

She looks so gross that I can't even believe it.

I just don't get why you would want to go see a giant praying mantis in badly dyed hair for $400 a ticket.

Run for the hills.

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AmyWino... hey... figures we have crossed paths!

:-)

and yeah, how 'bout THEM buns at Ann's!?!

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I am sure that Lourdes does not mind living in the gilded lap of luxury that her mother's crotch provides... but seriously.. I feel bad for a young girl who will ultimately hear snarky remarks that she had a mother who stood up on stage in front of the veritable world, rubbing and thrusting her 50 year old pussy at it, not to mention all the other sex scenes she performed publically for decades.

And what about all those kaballah ghosts (what are they, wafting around in red string robes and such? how come we never actually SEE those dudes?)... If she is so devoted to it, she obviously could care less about what her (self-projected) sexual dominatrix of the world image does to tarnish that religion. I know it's just her schtick, but when you have children "of a certain age", shouldn't some of this in-your-face sex "act" get toned down just a LITTLE?

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I'm shocked that more than three people turn up to any of her shows.

Even though I dislike a lot of acts, I can still see where the appeal is in a lot of successful names, even if I myself am not taken by it. Not here though. Narcissistic, self-indulgent shite.

I have heard her latest album, and it is awful. Unmitigatedly terrible.

I completely agree with the people who hate how she uses these shows to promote the intellectual abortions that she calls political insight. Blah, blah, fucking blah. Honestly, some of her comments have me gasping for air - such is their effect on my sensibilities.

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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:44pm.

Yeah, Deb, I remember thinking it was really weird because I have never seen her post so, um...violently?...to anyone else since then. Maybe that was a turning point for her because I remember her being more rabid in her defense of Xtina before she attacked me, and then much more passive since. I'd be inclined to think she was trying to change if she hadn't posted what she did to me just now. That sort of emphasized her true nature. But I agree, it may have been a bad day. God knows I have those too!

And you have an amazing memory! I know some posters defended me then, I just couldn't remember who they were.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

Lindalou's picture

Vadge works harder towards her body and career than anyone else, that I am aware of at least. Looking at her I wonder what would happen if she failed. Is she hanging on by just a thread as we speak?
I think Demi Moore may be the standard for staying young.

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Not hot.

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OOOOH! Ann Sather's! Yummy!!!!

Sorry you had to spend an enormous amount of money to see that egomaniac wail in concert. :P
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"Hey Andersonville-ites.. (I am an ex myself)..

Ann Sather for breakfast anyone?"

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@Radio,
DAE rarely goes off on anyone even tho most here agree that Xtina is jumping the shark for attention. I remember that episode. I remember thinking that was definitely not our usual DAE. Generally she takes all our snarking and is just happy that MK has made a post. I am sorry you caught her on a bad day. We all have them. I have been known to go off on a couple of peeples here on the DL. Not my usual style either.

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Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on August 24, 2008 - 12:23pm.
I never knew that "cunt" was a bad word. My mom told me that my name meant mystical lady garden in Siamese.

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Your mama's right!...It actually means "fragrantly mystical lady garden." I always took the word as a compliment mahself. It took me a while to figure out that it was supposed to be an insult. So sad.

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"Paris is fucking lame. She's more offensive to me than anything. She's a total, raging, disgusting, rich, lazy party slut. I pray that my daughter will not turn out like her." - Dave Grohl

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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 12:17pm.

You said I was old and jealous because I said maybe your fanaticism regarding Xtina was because of your youth.

I remembered "cunt," but if it wasn't that, it was something to equal it. You were extemely upset at my noticing her attention whoring, and cussed me out throughout your post. I couldn't understand then, and still can't, why you would have singled me out for criticizing your idol when I am not the only one who has. I didn't even say anything that bad about her.

I've been here a long, long time and have NO reputation for lying. Obviously you do read my posts: you read this last one.

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...I still think C-Rod's pussy bone could beat the fuck out of her - with one labia tied behind her back...

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(thinking of something nice to say)

That is one seriously pretty car.

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