The Return Of The Vadge
The Vadge's roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It's insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!
Vadge's "Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet" tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch's pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge's pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear - her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don't know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.
Anyroidy, Brit Brit's video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It's nothing we haven't seen before. It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end. It's probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.
Here's many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!
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in the first pic, it looks like Madge had a scratch she had to itch.
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I think she's just picking her leotard out of her wizard hole. things tend to disappear up in there (so I've heard)
in the first pic, it looks like Madge had a scratch she had to itch.
madonna's vagina looks like a creepy little mouth and if you get too close... her vagina lips will open up, bite onto you and suck you into it's dark and cold abyss.
you see, madonna doesn't eat real food, she absorbs all her nutrients from the bodies she snatches with her vagina of steel. once her vagina has sucked all the nutrients from your body, her vagina spits you out... covered in her 'sweet and sticky' glory juice.
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David Banda needs to be one of her backup dancers wearing metallic fishnets and a ball gag in his mouth.
I never knew that "cunt" was a bad word. My mom told me that my name meant mystical lady garden in Siamese.
Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.
Normally I don't even read your posts anymore, because frankly, I dislike you.
I remember the thread in question. Granted it was not me at my best & yes I admit was very unpleasent.
However I never, not once called you a cunt, nor did I say you were old & jealous! (why would I even say that?) If you are going to lie about me - at least do it well.
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*shudders* enough with the crotch thrusts :/
Maybe she should just perform suspended above people so everyone can experience the way she apparently wants you to see the show.
It's too bad none of the new "pop stars" stick around long enough or aren't I guess original enough to take Madge's place. Maybe someone new will pop up and be a pleasant surprise. 'Cause I'm pretty much over Madonna.
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What the fuck did she do to her face???? She looks like shit.
"And finally, it's just done. We have connected with our crotches, already. Let's move on."
LOL angel i
as far as I'm concerned... that says it ALL.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 7:11am.
UKer -
It's okay to be a loon until you cross the line by calling people jellus haters. That just makes you sound laughable, if not extremely childish. DAE is a total Xtinaloonie and she never goes off on people about how fucking jealous they are of Xtina if they express a differing opinion.
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I'm sorry to have to disagree with this, love, but the Xtinaloonie you speak of was HORRIBLE to me on a Xtina thread where Xtina had just pooped (typo) out her kid and had gone on national TV with her veiny tits practically all the way exposed out of her tiny blouse. I said that Xtina obviously loved the attention she was getting for those massive montrosities and she went on a ballistic and disturbing rant. She called me a cunt, said I must be old and jealous, and all of the other charming names that loonies love. I remember other posters were even trying to calm her down.
I just always have to laugh when people say she's so polite and never goes off on people. She showed me a side that was plainly psychotic.
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Submitted by Youri on August 24, 2008 - 3:27pm.
Maybe I'm an idiot but how can people say she looks old and like a granny, but on the other hand say she needs to age gracefully???
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You know what it is - its that, by all her actions, she has done gone AGED herself, of all things. I think if she'd have laid off she'd look a lot younger. AND sexier.
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I think you mean Cardiff, Wales???
Maybe I'm an idiot but how can people say she looks old and like a granny, but on the other hand say she needs to age gracefully???...I'm confused. So when she has a facelift it's wrong but when she doesn't have one it's wrong as well?
Ok, back to the topic. Yeah she's 50 and she looks like a fool, but I can't deny she looks pretty good.
Hey Andersonville-ites.. (I am an ex myself)..
Ann Sather for breakfast anyone?
As for Vadge... saw her most recently on her last tour. Vowed it was my last...and it was, strictly out of principle due to her arrogant ticket pricing. I cannot BELIEVE what I actually doled out to go see her. It felt like the stage and massive monitor backdrops were like an overblown mirror for her to look at herself in - with lights - you feel like you are watching her watch herself.. and it certainly is not the voice that delivers... it's the production that is the "show", accentuated slighty with her narcisstic prance/dancing. and live, her voice can sometimes even be painful to listen to... the kind where you feel embarassed? that shiver on the skin kind. oh well... a Madonna-less world would be a little more bland.. so, milk it Vadge. This will NOT be happening in 10 years ... despite her reinventions.
Nobody can thrust a 50 year old cooter like Vadge.
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I just heard 'Take a Bow' on the radio. Sigh...the good old days.
She looks really good in some pics... yeah, shoot me.
yumscrumdelicious! thanks for the Steven Tyler fix!!! Thanks for the suggestion angel_1!
She's starting to look more like a drag queen impersonating Madonna, than Madonna!
What the hell has she done to her FACE? Has she had Botox, cheek implants, face lift, or all of the above??
PS. I actually think he looks a LOT better than Madonna! He definitely looks more feminine.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 1:21pm.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I would pay to see Steven Tyler in a banana hammock.
I would. LOL!
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Haha, why pay for the bunch when you can get the nanner for free? http://www.tmz.com/photos/steven-tyler/134526/
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more like the stinky sweat tour, yoooouch. Its hard to look at the photos, not to mention watch this crap for hours on end!
The loveheart glasses and the running shorts? She's devolving fast.
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Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I would pay to see Steven Tyler in a banana hammock.
I would. LOL!
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Haha, why pay for the bunch when you can get the nanner for free? http://www.tmz.com/photos/steven-tyler/134526/
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I really think she looks pretty in the main pic...lol, correct me if I am wrong but this 50 years old lady has a better body compared to most of 20's ladies out there...man I would lick MK to have her thighs..but she can keep her arms. wait, I would lick MK just because I want it so it's actually a double bonus.
Vadge Hulk MAD!
I hear ya, sister. Next!.....
I would pay to see Steven Tyler in a banana hammock.
I would. LOL!
Also, she looks straight-outta Benny Hill in that picture.
And finally, it's just done. We have connected with our crotches, already. Let's move on.
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Serious question: If she were a 50 yr old man trompsing around in a banana hammock, would anyone pay that much to see him? Or is all about the music?
Lisa, I think the whole crotch thrusting shit is grody no matter the age. Madonna pays more attention to her crotch than Michael Jackson, and we all know how disturbing MJ's wiener grabbing was.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
I wonder how much her vaginal rejuvination surgery costs. There is no way in hell a woman her age doesnt have lips hanging down to her knees.
i've never been a huge madonna fan, and don't like her muscle-y physique, but she is an icon and people forget she is/was "IT" during the 80's and 90's.
as someone approaching her age, i'm sensitive to all the old comments...she's like many of us "older" peeps, who still feel like we did at 20, still enjoy life and music, we ain't dead. should we all be put out to pasture because society says so? no one says crap about men in their 40's and beyond still performing--okay mebbe not in lingerie (i get it), but still no one bats an eye. society can't accept women when they get older even if they were/are the bomb once...and women peformers feel forced to stay young looking or be cast out....not for their talent but for their appearance....if she looked "good" no one would say anything. sad but true. everyone will "OLD" someday and peeps will laugh at "you" for watching beyonce, for example, LOL...okay mebbe not prancing in lingerie, but you get the idea...
she was never conventional and that's what her fans enjoyed...let her and her fans enjoy her swan song....
Does Madge's vadge make grunting or whimpering sounds when doing the thrusting motions or bumping uglies with her dancers?
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 12:32pm.
My best friend and I have actually talked about how Britney's next video should be like the next Thriller, with her as the main zombie, biting the necks of other celebs. I think Britney is so ironic at this point that I would actually love to create a music video for her or be her manager. My sense of humor and love of pop culture can't help but imagine so many ways to give her a career back.
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LOL! Exactly! Every time someone offers to work with her (except Madonna, I think she was just tryna sell tickets) I think they must be thinking these same things. She'd be funny like...damn, who's that lady...??? I can't remember her name! I just saw her in this horror movie with Rainn Wilson (Dwight Schrute)...anyhow, she's so campy and crazy and I never think she's a very good actress but I LOVE to watch her. I wish I could remember (my brain is mmeeelltttiiing)! Cuz that's exactly how I could see Britney working...
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Wow, that brings back a lot of good memories, as I grew up in Andersonville. I remember the super slow Clark street bus, which would come three at a time, or not at all. :P
I'm stuck in the boring burbs temporarily, but hoping to move back to Lakeview soon. :)
I almost used your avie pic for mine. You have good taste. :D
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Submitted by dee-lite on August 24, 2008 11:29am:
"Hola AmyWino,
Yeah, Andersonville has gotten pretty big amongst the alternative lifestylers. I think many were priced out of the Halsted street area in early 2000, although quite a few still remain. I moved over here during the mid 90's when it was still pretty cheap and HopLeaf was the hangout, okay, the only hangout. Don't go there anymore, too gawd dang crowded! Dayum, i'm old. Now, rents are sky high, more restaurants/bars than you can shake a stick at & boys, boys, boys; although you'll also find the traditional young fams and gayelles too. Hey one thing still the same, the f@ckin' Clark street bus is still slow as *ish!!!!"
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
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My best friend and I have actually talked about how Britney's next video should be like the next Thriller, with her as the main zombie, biting the necks of other celebs. I think Britney is so ironic at this point that I would actually love to create a music video for her or be her manager. My sense of humor and love of pop culture can't help but imagine so many ways to give her a career back.
Haha, we also talked about reviving MJ's career, which resulted in many interesting stoned ideas.
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Hola AmyWino,
Yeah, Andersonville has gotten pretty big amongst the alternative lifestylers. I think many were priced out of the Halsted street area in early 2000, although quite a few still remain. I moved over here during the mid 90's when it was still pretty cheap and HopLeaf was the hangout, okay, the only hangout. Don't go there anymore, too gawd dang crowded! Dayum, i'm old. Now, rents are sky high, more restaurants/bars than you can shake a stick at & boys, boys, boys; although you'll also find the traditional young fams and gayelles too. Hey one thing still the same, the f@ckin' Clark street bus is still slow as *ish!!!!
Submitted by AmyWino on August 24, 2008 - 11:04am.
Wow, it's been a while since I've lived in Andersonville. Didn't know it's part of Boys Town too now.
A $1,000.00 to see this annoying attention whore spout her political agenda while wailing like a cat in heat is $1,000.00 overpaid!
Funny how the Madonna thread has turned into a zombie thread. It still qualifies as on topic by looking at the main pic. Madge does have that Zombie-going-through the motions look.
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Count me as a jealous, ageist, h8ting, useless, fat ass, ocean screamer.
I HATE MADONNA!
She's nast, arrogant, indignant, self entitled AND NOT TALENTED.
I liked a few 80's songs, the very songs she now denounces as "not part of her" anymore, BITCH PLEASE!
I wouldn't wish for her life nor wish it on anyone.
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You're right angel i, I am a writer myself and every writer puts themselves in their books - I'm talking about authors shoving in their views in ways that are totally and utterly irrelevant to the story.
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 12:19pm.
Duh, angel_i! Zombie fiction is perfectly primed for social and political commentary...I mean, it's apocalyptic fiction. HOWEVER, shit does get over the top and out of hand in World War Z.
Shit, my dad LOVES Lee Child's Jack Reacher series and he was put off by the severe political tones of the last book that came out of nowhere. They weren't relevant to the character OR the storyline of the series at all - the author just wanted a forum.
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Ha! DUH? LOL! I just thought that YOU didn't get it from your previous statement but now I see what you were saying...
I think that just goes to show the difference between someone who's honed their craft (someone who truly understands how it works, no less) as opposed to someone who hasn't. Authors always just want a forum but if they're any good, you'll hardly notice.
PS. I said "I'm just learning" becuz I am really. I've never paid any attention to zombie stuff or horror or sci-fi but that's what I've been working on lately - I've just had tonnes of info crammed down my throat in the last 2 months.
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The novel is serialized online if you're curious.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I agree! Just because she adopted a baby from a starving, impoverished country does not make her a hero, philanthropist or an expert on world affairs. Same goes for Angelina Jolie. :P
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Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 11:18am:
"LOL! Actually, I meant that she'd been at it so long. Having cash means having time and access to resources that can help to educate a person in their area of interest and develop their ideas. It just seems to me that she's done neither of those things in all this time. If she hasn't been applying her life to that then she should just shut up and shake her scrawny bootay."
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
I think I'm going to write in Mr. President on the ballot this fall.
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ooooooooh! Zombies!
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I loved "Zombie Island"! And I totally agree with you on the environmental hypocrites in Hollywood. John Travolta and his private jets are a prime example. They drive their Prius to the private jet and then burn enough fuel on a single flight to drive a Hummer to the Moon.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
I believe Vadge is doing this (last ditch) concert because she needs the cash for a rainy day. You never know when Guy might want a divorce.
Duh, angel_i! Zombie fiction is perfectly primed for social and political commentary...I mean, it's apocalyptic fiction. HOWEVER, shit does get over the top and out of hand in World War Z.
Shit, my dad LOVES Lee Child's Jack Reacher series and he was put off by the severe political tones of the last book that came out of nowhere. They weren't relevant to the character OR the storyline of the series at all - the author just wanted a forum.
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Submitted by AmyWino on August 24, 2008 - 12:12pm.
I can't say that she's "SO old" as we will all get to 50 some day and will not want to be classified as "over the hill".
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LOL! Actually, I meant that she'd been at it so long. Having cash means having time and access to resources that can help to educate a person in their area of interest and develop their ideas. It just seems to me that she's done neither of those things in all this time. If she hasn't been applying her life to that then she should just shut up and shake her scrawny bootay.
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I might pay $195 for a ticket if she would kindly not flash that nasty crotch at me. But really, if she came out dressed like the average tarted up 50yr old no one would pay a dime....
I did like a couple of her 80s songs.
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