The Return Of The Vadge
The Vadge's roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It's insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!
Vadge's "Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet" tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch's pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge's pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear - her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don't know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.
Anyroidy, Brit Brit's video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It's nothing we haven't seen before. It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end. It's probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.
Here's many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!
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She just looks silly dressed like that and having her legs spread and grinding on people at her age. Reinvent yourself again by doing a respectful show or hang it up and actually spend time with your family for a change!
Madonna: No matter how ripped you are, no one cares to see your crotch stuffed in their face; for so many years now, it's getting tiresome. Marlene Dietrich performed live for decades in a sexy but classy way, once she got to a certain age. Since you like emulating her to such an extent, take it to the next level.
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Her work ethic is incredible, and she is making millions that will keep her family rich for decades.
Let's face it, if a muscular and strong body came in a (cheap) bottle, we would all have one.
Get off the couch fat ass lazy bitches. Myself included, LOL
I give Madonna complete and total props for her work ethic. You've never seen her cracked up and cracked out. She has NEVER let anything stand in the way of making her dough! She's a better role model than Britney, Amy and many others.
I mean she looks haggard but damn, since James Brown is gone, that might be the hardest working man in show business!
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Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on August 24, 2008 - 8:18am.
I've just now realized why she's singing with her legs open. Her voice coach must've told her to sing from the diaphragm and the poor thing is confused...
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Um, Cardiff is in WALES, wtf is Walsh? In case you didn't know, it's in Great Britain. duh.
Thighs like a man. Hairdo like a college freshman.
Wow, now theres a woman afraid to get old.
can someone please say something about Walsh.
Where the fuck is Walsh? I thought she was starting in Wales.
PS. Wales is a country outside of the US
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Damn, she's still got it. I don't know WTF she was thinking with the heart framed sunglasses and red sporty shorts 80s thing (she looked like an old Rollergirl), but those boots and the Sweet and Sticky Hard Candy thing works. That throne is the shit.
Submitted by Jan_In_The_Pan on August 24, 2008 - 6:18am.
Her voice coach must've told her to sing from the diaphragm
hahahahaha
Oh, goodness...I've just now realized why she's singing with her legs open. Her voice coach must've told her to sing from the diaphragm and the poor thing is confused...
She is my favorite. I love her music. Just saw her on millionaire personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again? Just curious!
Next tour stop is Aberdeen, Scotch.
I agree that she has paid her dues and worked her ass off, but that doesn't mean she doesn't look gross. Put your crotch away, old woman.
I just don't know how any man would find her arms attractive. She appears so masculine. She might look good with clothes on and her arms covered - but to see her naked, I think a man might feel a little intimidated. She's just NOT feminine at all. I have nothing against 50 year olds. But her outfits are just hideous for her age. The only one I've ever known to wear such revealing outfits was Cher. But at this point even she's stopped letting her ass hang out of her costumes! There comes a time when you need to grow up.
Wow she looks like shit. In these pictures you can tell how bad her face lift really looks. OBVIOUSLY she is juiced up, I know ladies close to her age that work out just has had as her and DO NOT look like a starving boy in drag. Madonna flew her own white flag when she decided to release that piece of shit known as Hard Candy. Honestly that album is one of the worst I have ever heard in my life.
Too.much.memaw.crotch.to.absorb.this.early
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She looks like MK Olsen in the first pic.
She's too cut.
Aren't we all just conditioned by an ageist sexist society that woman shouldn’t have buff bodies like that (much less dare to flaunt them) at age 50 and should retire into pudgy old age? We’ll all be that age sooner or later. To be fair, she needs to be in tip top shape and have great stamina on her grueling tours.
The crotch thrusting is admittedly gross though, most fans found the Hard Candy album cover repulsive (no doubt in her head she thought she was pushing boundaries) even blaming it for its poor chart performance when it was supposed to be her move back toward grabbing the US charts.
You don’t get to have a 25 year career and be the biggest female star ever without having talent, she must have something. Marketing and shock tactics only gets you so far, the public won’t buy anything and longevity is the hardest thing to come by in the music business.
She may not have the best voice (what is the best voice anyway? Mariah? No thanks) but there are far worse singers than her – Janet Jackson, Paula Abdul, Jennifer Lopez etc – and she has consistently delivered great pop for the most part over the years, her collaborators come and go but she remains the constant factor.
I was at that show and believe me when I say that this was the best Madonna show I have ever been to.EVERRRRRRRRRRRR
She's absolutely perfect, she sang , she danced, she played the guitar and she looked like a billion dollars.
best songs were give it to me and you must love me.
if you are going to see her in the coming months or weeks, you are very very very lucky.
Madonna is the best.
the end.
She is in fantastic shape. It's not a body I'd want to snuggle up next to, but she's in premium physical condition. Especially for her age.
And as The Breakdown said, she's got an admirable work ethic. You KNOW she doesn't skip workouts because she's feeling bloated or lazy or whatever.
Walsh? Where the hell is Walsh? I'm using my atlas and, you know what? I can't seem to find a country called Walsh.
Perhaps WALES
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 24, 2008 - 4:02am.
She puts on a good show. Let this skank have her day. She's paid her dues and you can't knock her work ethic.
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Unfitney's cameo - *yawns*
I just cant get excited about these two has beens. Not when my girl was performing last night.
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I dont give a flyin fuck what Vadge looks like, just let her do SOMETHING with Fatima's
eyebrow(s)...that child looks possessed...
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She is clearly abusing steroids (DHEA), that's the reasons for her veiny arms and frizzy hair, because DHEA is also affecting adrenal gland.
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Delusional, disgusting, unhealthy tranny mess.
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Cardiff is in Wales, btw ;)
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It is obvious from these pics that Vadge has had cheek implants and eye work done. She looks about 10 years younger, and it looks like good work, but her overly muscular physique makes her look borderline tranny.
Vadge needs to gain at least 10 pounds before her pussy muscles rupture.
But at the end of the day?
Fuck it!
She puts on a good show. Let this skank have her day. She's paid her dues and you can't knock her work ethic.
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This looks very boring to me. I am glad, that I didn't buy any tickets for this shit.
Her cheek implants are way too wide/large - guess all the work that she's had done was for this tour. Also very obvious that she's had lip injections. Really gross. I hate the ropey veins.
"Sometimes evil drives a minivan."
Wow. Her thighs could kill people.
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Disturbing
Who the hell pays to see this dead corpse? She stank even when she was alive back then in the 1950ies or so.
I take it everyone attending her concert is a necrophile. Which is almost more disturbing than a pedo.
She's doing roids so she doesn't age. I heard Christie Brinkley does them too. It's obviously not working for Vadge.
Eww! Old lady snatch! I'm definitely not going now. Crotch shots are so 2 years ago. 50? More like 70! Damn she look old in the first pic!
It's Cardiff, Wales not Walsh, it's a country not a last name.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 1:59am.
Oh my! I just noticed the avatar! I thought about it for a moment, took a second glance, and realized that somewhat like Verne Troyer it IS proportional...to her ego at least.
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Ahahaha! I just noticed in the sixth thumbnail that's Kanye West!
I don't know why that made me laugh so much, but it just did, and now I just can't stop laughing.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by chica robotica on August 23, 2008 - 11:39pm.
I agree with NYApples also but on a less intellectual level, I do think she needs to be this muscular in order not to sag all over.
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No way...I know women older than her who are quite firm but not scaly looking at all.
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She needs to gain ten pounds, that's all – oh and to stop flashin' that 'gina. Yeesh.
Eww, Grandma Crotch!
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I'm certain that if women didn't have to be the superwomen that they are expected to be today, they too could have amazing bodies. If they had the money Vadge has, and the nannies, and the time to do whatever the hell they wanted, then they could actually take the time for an exercise regime as well. Though I don't think many would want those disgusting, sinewy veins.
I am one of those attention whore haters and it's not because I want all the attention for myself. I'm an introvert IRL; I despise being around crowds of people and am happiest when the attention is not on me. I hate attention whores because their attempts at being in the spotlight reek of desperation. Not everyone who hates attention whores wants to be famous. Fuck that. Give me a good intellectual conversation and a glass of wine with one person I care about, and I'm perfectly content.
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I want to be in a cameo, but instead I'll just be standing there picking my nose in the elevator and wiping boogers on the buttons.
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Submitted by NYAPPLES on August 23, 2008 - 11:05pm.
EXCELLENT ENTRY NYAPPLES!
And on that note will someone close Vadge's legs!
I wish this bitch would stop sticking her twat out at us every chance she gets. Not everyone wants to see it. Can't she dance without flashing us every time. It is not attractive when someone who is 21 does it. And bitch is 50. Keep your twat to yourself you dumb twat Madonna.
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Submitted by shandiRW on August 24, 2008 - 12:13am.
I wondered the same thing myself, I wanted to see how the men on this site felt about it, whether they found her crotch thrusting and open legged posing sexy or not. As a straight female, I found it revolting. I think I got my answer about the guys, it was pretty close to an overwhelming NO. Thanks, guys, you have restored my faith in men.