Saturday, August 23rd 2008

The Return Of The Vadge

The Vadge's roided-up vag returned to the stage tonight in all its muscly glory! This 50-year-old woman seriously has a fucking six-pack on her gooch! It's insane! She probably has muscles on her teeth!

Vadge's "Dry & Sour Sticky & Sweet" tour opened up in Cardiff, Walsh tonight. 40,000 vadgeloonies watched as she thrusted her memaw crotch and flexed her veins. I better not joke. This bitch's pussy bone could probably beat the fuck out of me. Shit, if Vadge's pussy bone was in a fight with a tiger, shark and grizzly bear - her pussy bone would win in 10-seconds flat. I don't know how she can hold that microphone without breaking it into a million pieces. It must be made out of Kryptonite.

Anyroidy, Brit Brit's video played during the show as expected. Click here to see that mess. It's nothing we haven't seen before. It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end. It's probably just from her home movies. Vadge really should have gotten Chrissy Crocker to do this shit instead.

Here's many more pictures of Vadge and her powerful memaw crotch. She also wore some heart-shaped Lolita sunglasses. More like Old-lita. Oh damn! Her memaw crotch is coming for me!

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Posted by: Michael K


smoke's picture

Ewwww. She really needs to just go away. I don't CARE if she's supposed to be some kind of icon, to me she just looks foolish. Even with all the plastic surgery she's had done, she will never look young and fresh again. In #7 her face looks about as old as the dust she's apparently trying to get out of her coochie-coo. My favorite is #6, she has a case of Peter Andre face, ugh.

boomsy's picture

Man, I'd be scared to shave my armpits if mine were as cut as hers...there's so many valleys to manuever

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ms.c1's picture

She looks great for her age but seriously these looks are um sad.

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DebFrmHell's picture

I swear I can smell the nasty cotch rot from here. Those back up dancers are men, right?

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Cerette's picture

she just needs to cover up her whole body.... but she always uses underwear as customes, and with that messed up body of hers, it just looks disturbing.... Madonna we know you are 50, and that you have a "tonned" body, but enough is enough, PLAESE COVER UP!!!!

and Brit's video looks interesting....

Green Is Good's picture

*Sarcasm alert*

Well, there are certainly not enough crotch shots of Madge! The world is her Gynecologist.

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Ivana's picture

At 50, Madonna's body looks hot, we have to admit it, but her latest album sucks... too much timberland boring sounds in it... about Britney, I liked it because it's a more mature Britney and I do believe that's how her career will be now. I think she will be more of an adult in her videos and become more creative in her videos and music, and not just dance in panties. When she says It's Britney Bitch in the end, the applauses were for her and not for Madonna... Britney has a very powerful next album and return in her sleeve and she knows it, look at her smile in the end.

boomsy's picture

Maybe Madge/Vadge/Ester/whoever shoud look into getting a facial transplant as well as seeing a psychiatrist for all those identities...

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Salem13's picture

If your paying $350.00 a ticket then you DESERVE to get ripped off. Fuckin retire already Madonna Queen of the talentless uninspired un-original I'm only in it for the money "artist".

Leatherette's picture

...ugh, STILL Vadge -- oh well, mmmmm white russian

Just not right, in fact it's gruesome. Come in Madonna, your time is well and truly up.

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

I believe her brother after reading her book.

Shes a WHORE who has always had to have the attention on herself. Even from a young age. she needs to take her ass back to the barn and go away, fucking FAR away. she doesnt get that no one wants to see her cricket legs and nasty snatch any more.
I feel sorry for her hubs. You know he wishes he was done with her fucking nasty stinky cooch.
SLUT, who has always been a SLUT.
I wouldnt pay to watch her be run over by a fucking truck.

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Bondagebarbie's picture

Yuck,that is one ridiculous looking old lady.I find nothing hot or appealing about her now.A total turn off physically,one of the nastiest bodies I have eve seen on a woman.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

Leatherette's picture

ah FUCK, the granma of all pop whores

* back to mixing drinks for the partying masses*

angel_i's picture

Submitted by lara on August 23, 2008 - 8:56pm.

the brit part was kinda interesting. i like it.
i wonder what motivates madonna to keep going. she has enough money. she is seen as an icon. what else is there for her to achieve? she is really ambitious..to have that body at her age. if i had her money i'll probably lay on the beach all day.

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Submitted by xdominox on August 23, 2008 - 9:26pm.

Walsh=wales?

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I was wondering what that was too

lizardo911's picture

She is embarrassing. I find her muscles extremely unattactive and it isn't because she is 50 years old. I find women that are 20-something, 30-something, etc. with big muscles not attractive at all! It really isn't a good look. There is a happy medium. You can be toned and look great. She took it too far and now there is no going back. Kelly Ripa is the same. Her muscles aren't as big, but she is way too muscular. It doesn't look good. If they think it does, they are sadly mistaken.

And she really has a thing for spreading her legs and fingering her coochie. I can only imagine what she does in the privacy of her own home. I am sure it is non-stop gadgets up in that big ole bottomless hole - or is it topless hole!??

lara's picture

the brit part was kinda interesting. i like it.
i wonder what motivates madonna to keep going. she has enough money. she is seen as an icon. what else is there for her to achieve? she is really ambitious..to have that body at her age. if i had her money i'll probably lay on the beach all day.

all I have to say is eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Walsh=wales?

Khensu Hetep's picture

This is what the media crams down everyone's throat as "beautiful"?

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Tubereuse's picture

"You're
so vein"

parissucksliterally's picture

lizardo911, I applaud you. I agree there is a happy medium between toned and too much muscle. In Kelly Ripa's case, she loses a few pounds, becomes really lean- all we see is the muscle- she looks better with a few lbs on her of softness....especially at her age...

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angel_i's picture

Madonna - go to bed, already. You're done.
Write a memoir, start a reality show where you pick out the next top whateverthefuck - hey I hear the magazine business is pretty fun! But seriously - it's over. You're making me cry now.

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Tubereuse's picture

I just finished her brother's book today. It has one picture of her from 1999 that is really cute and pretty. It's amazing how she has managed to trash her healthy, youthful looks in just 9 years.

Stick Stickly's picture

I like how she's playing the guitar for effect. I'm sure she knows, like, 3 chords.

Mr. President's picture

Who actually finds this sexy? Looks like a tranny on steroids. And does anybody believe she can actually play that Les Paul she's holding?

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parissucksliterally's picture

*$350.00 a ticket.
that is all I have to say.

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TexnDoc's picture

>"It's just Brit going crazy in an elevator and then saying "Tt's Britney bitch" at the end."<

I know it's a typo but I was hoping the British accent was back and it was "tis Britney bitch"

Jan_In_The_Pan's picture

I don't know how many guys find her and her muscles "sexy" but I know I find it disturbing and decidedly unsexy.

I wish she would take her money and retire and go the hell away. She has ZERO talent for anything other than marketing a really shoddy product. I mean I think she's shrewd as hell and has done a brilliant job getting rich with very, very limited abilities. But I'm so, so tired of this pretentious old hag.

I guess they only thing left to enjoy is waiting for her to have more and more cosmetic procedures. She's about ten years away from being another Wildenstein....

QueenCharisma's picture

I actually feel a tad embarrassed for her....she's got a nice body, though. She looks better than most women her age.

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CarmenElectrical's picture

She is vile