Sunday, August 24th 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Selene Luna - Actress, comedienne, assistant to Margaret Cho and one of the stars of "The Cho Show" on Vh1. I'm also pretty sure that she's La Pequena's long-lost twin sister.

Posted by: Michael K


madam ex's picture

Wasn't she one of the hookers on the HBO show about the Bunny Ranch? She sure looks like it!

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NO! The midget on Cathouse the HBO Bunny Ranch show is Bridget the Midget, she's a pornstar and Selene Luna is not, she's a burlesque stripper, but she doesnt strip nude.

madam ex's picture

This little whore is adorable, I spoke to her on the telephone one time, she's an absolute doll, she's a burlesque dancer also. Hmmmmm not my type or should I say a bit tooo small for moi. But's she's like a doll and is truly a a doll.

Trevor Sensible's picture

Pass me some smack, this shit is freakin me out...
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MojoLuv™'s picture

Wait...so that's NOT La Pequeña?

Frost's picture

These things freak me the fuck out.

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Deputy Trudy Wiegel's picture

Yesss!! Selene is so fucking awesomely cool! It's like my dream to be best friends with Margaret and Selene. I've been a fan of Margaret since I was like 8 years old and The Cho Show is awesome. I really hope it makes it!
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Cancel my subscription to the resurrection. Send my credentials to the house of detention. I got some friends inside.

Wasn't she one of the hookers on the HBO show about the Bunny Ranch? She sure looks like it!

Valley Of The Dolls's picture

She's workin' tho

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meadowgirl's picture

i
fucking
LOVE
this
hot
slut!!!!

she is HILARIOUS on that show. goddamn, Margaret Cho and Selene Luna. priceless!!!!

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Submitted by letinstar on August 24, 2008 - 10:57pm.

She could be Kittenwoman. I'd totally let her go up on me.

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letinstar's picture

i choose this creature as the next catwoman...nevermind what i said about giving the job to cher if they hire chastity...
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Omg. I really thought that was La Pequena...
I liked her on the cho show though!

Team Valtrex's picture

I've had it up to here _ with this chick.

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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.

paris herpes's picture

Cho must have had auditions at a Carnival to find this one. She's HOT!

Your face!

Noelegy's picture

I wish I could get my bangs to look like that.

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iHeartHaters's picture

"La Pequena's long-lost twin sister."

Nail.On.Head.MK.

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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?

Hysteria's picture

This photo is disturbing. no, i don't need to see this anymore

She is my favorite. Someone told me she is datting a young billlionaire on """"""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""""". What kind of relationship she is looking for on that site? Long-term relationship or just a date?

I thought La Pequena had gone to the beauty parlor and got all glammed up for a magazine shoot. She still doesn't have La Pequena's smile. Nothing can beat that.

i Damn, f I put my cock in her ass it would stick out of her mouth

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damn. i just got a craving for shis kabobs

MDW's picture

i Damn, f I put my cock in her ass it would stick out of her mouth

glad I channel surfed and found the Cho show today, and her "daughter" Selene. Who is as funny as Margaret; good show!
;) :) :O =) :p :( :\ :D

She looks like a villainess straight out of the old 'Batman' TV show. Love this look!

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Wouldn't she be perfect in Dark Knight II? hmmmm.. what could be her villian name???

dead-actress's picture

She looks like a villainess straight out of the old 'Batman' TV show. Love this look!

Since when do "little people" get boob jobs?

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HA HAHHA!!
ps- don't forget the obvious lipo she got around her thighs and hips *sigh*

DESIGNER GENES's picture

Submitted by dreamhypnotique on August 24, 2008 - 1:22pm.

HA HA HA HA HA
Exactly!
On the topic of the Cho Show, I watched a little, and it's not especially good. On Metacritic (a database of all critical response to just about anything media) it received a 44. and I'm tending to agree. Poor Margaret. TV just ain't her thing!

SpacemanSpiff's picture

Since when do "little people" get boob jobs?

There's nothing to be 'perplexed' by cherry.blossom! You should be ashamed of your careless language about another human being. What planet do you think you live on anyway? There are all kinds of body types and shapes and Selene's is one of them. No two bodies are the same, don't be a fuckwit! AND Selene's is beautiful! I'm glad she's on here, she is certainly worthy of the title HOT SLUT of the day! Yeeeeow! Go Selene!

I'm obsessed with her!! The Cho Show seems like its gonna be hella funny. She was on Chelsea Lately with Margaret the other night and Chuey and Selene hugged...they should totally get married!

cherry.blossoms's picture

her body is... creepy, for a lack of a better word.
her legs are entirely too thin, since when do small people have skinny legs? chewy on the chelsea handler show doesn't have skinny legs... and her neck is totally missing in action. i don't know if i can ever get over how skinny her legs and body are... err.

i am entirely perplexed.

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awwwwwwwww. I want one.

lizardo911's picture

What is this? Is this something that has been photoshopped. Is this a head that has been put on some strange body. I don't get it at all. All very, very strange...

She needs a cig hanging from her mouth to complete her ensemble...

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"Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 9:53am.

@LovePapa,
Hey where have you bean????
How is the West Coast treating you? Everytime I see you are posting it makes me happy!"

I've been good, I've been good. No complaints. I'm just sitting at my desk working and eating some Taco Bell, which goes to show how trashy I am. It's farking hot outside today, but other than that, the West Coast be bangin', yo!

How are ya been?

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Submitted by parissucksliterally
Submitted by Sandbitch
Harlow Madden Ritchie. Dressed by DCMA.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sandbitch, I love your humor.....

Love ya right back PSL *smooch*

dreamhypnotique's picture

That woman looks a lot like one of those villains from a 1950s science fiction film where she's sitting before a large bank of analog computer dials and buttons about to launch nuclear missiles at a fictional planet, but before she's able to, some off-brand superhero foils her plans and relegates her to a life of hiding in a cave, periodically emerging to cackle madly and promise "it's not ovah, Ultraman," in a Brooklyn accent.

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AmyWino's picture

Her shows premise reminds me a lot of "My Life On The D List". I'd still watch it though. :)
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Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 10:00am.
"Is Cho copying Chelsea Handler with her "little person" assistant? Sorry Margs, love ya and your stories about your mom, but Chelsea and Chuy got you the fuck beat on this front."

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TheBreakdown's picture

It's Mini-Salma!

Those are some big chi-chis for a sprite!

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Submitted by Sandbitch on August 24, 2008 - 9:02am.

Harlow Madden Ritchie. Dressed by DCMA.
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HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
Sandbitch, I love your humor.......

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DebFrmHell's picture

@LovePapa,
Hey where have you bean????
How is the West Coast treating you? Everytime I see you are posting it makes me happy!

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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch

ILovePapaSmurf's picture

Damn, I'd hire her. She seems like she could kick a lot of ass!

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I am Mexican and and I do think Michael Bay's "Transformers" is racist.

She looks like that wee woman from HTV's "designed to sell".

The Sunshine Gang's picture

Don't tell me, let me guess: She identifies with the energy of the moon

EvilShoe's picture

This should be filed under Hold Me too, she looks scary and fierce at the same time.

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DeeDee's picture

I love Margaret Cho! Selene is definately HOt Slut worthy! Good choice MK.

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FunKills's picture

Bitches need to stop dressing Suri up on weekends.
For real, though: I fucking LOVE her.

Sandbitch's picture

Harlow Madden Ritchie. Dressed by DCMA.

Sock-Monkey's picture

Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:51am.
@Socky,
Photoshop an elf hat on Selena and you are right...perfect for christmas! hahaha.
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Yeah! I'm thinking a red and black velvet outfit. Might do the hot pants and black stiletto boots. Why? Cause I'd like to think the future MIL will blow a gasket. *shrug*

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DebFrmHell's picture

@Socky,
Photoshop an elf hat on Selena and you are right...perfect for christmas! hahaha.

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I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch

Sock-Monkey's picture

Holy shit! The perfect pose and outfit for our '08 XMAS card! Yes!

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