Thursday, August 28th 2008

Birthday Sluts

Jennifer Coolidge (45)
LeAnn Rimes (26)
Todd Eldredge (37)
Janet Evans (37)
Sherrie Austin (38)
Jack Black (39)
Jason Priestley (39)
Tom Fitzgerald (40)
Shania Twain (43)
David Fincher (46)
Emma Samms (48)
Scott Hamilton (50)
Luis Guzman (52)
Ben Gazzara (78)

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:58pm.

Thanks, Sayonara!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Submitted by Allytta on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 7:15pm.

love Jennifer Coolidge, she was on Secret life of american teenager this week... playing a hooker!

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 7:03pm.

Submitted by shandi on August 28, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Add two more names to the list. My hubby and I both turn 39 today, too!
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Happy Happy Birthday to you and yours. Woo Hoo

Virgos are in the house!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

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Submitted by Puggles on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 6:30pm.

Happy B'day Jennifer C! Love her.

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 4:59pm.

Submitted by paris herpes on August 28, 2008 - 8:28am.

Jason Priestly was 39 last year!

Your face!

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Nope, YOU are wrong. Jason and Jack Black were born same day same year as me. And I'm 39 today.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

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Submitted by shandi on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 4:56pm.

Add two more names to the list. My hubby and I both turn 39 today, too!

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

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Submitted by Sayonara on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 3:55pm.

Happy Birthday to all especially Yip in Newark.

Virgos are in the house!

"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader

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Submitted by BRADIFUL BITCH on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 1:44pm.

I love Jennifer!

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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.

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Submitted by peaches on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 1:39pm.

Happy Birthday Shania!!! She's soo beautiful!!! What an idiot her ex-husband is!!!!

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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*

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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:43pm.

Submitted by its six thirty ... on August 28, 2008 - 9:20am.
has anyone seen 'best in show'?
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Great movie!!!!

"Busy Bee! Busy Bee!"
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:38pm.

jennifer rocks man! woman always makes me laugh!

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Submitted by its six thirty ... on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:20pm.

happy birthday jennifer. you hot slut. has anyone seen 'best in show'?

I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK

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Submitted by meadowgirl on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 12:05pm.

yes! i <3 Jennifer Coolidge!!! and Jack Black too? awesome!!

Luis Guzman is a great character actor. hilarity!

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Submitted by HairyPotheadfan on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 11:33am.

Happy Birthday Jennifer Coolidge, LOVED your surprise role on 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' the other night. You rock!!!

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Submitted by Deb on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 11:25am.

Happy birthday, Jennifer! I loved her in one of my fave movies, the great "Pootie Tang". The best is when she slapped the shit out of Pootie's friend to get the secret of his power, but I couldn't find that video.
So here's the un-shown trailer. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flqAvJxgKJQ
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P.S. Happy B-Day Luis Guzman, Jack Black, and Emma Samms! And yummy Jason Priestly!

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

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Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 11:10am.

Go Jennifer! You're a hot bitch, gf!

*Handing speakit a big bottle of Advil and a heating pad, along with a hot cup of English breakfast tea.*

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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 10:31am.

Jason Priestley IS 39. I used to work for his first wife, while they were dating....they are the same age- a year older than me.

LOVE Luis Guzman! Ugly mofo, but great actor!
Jennifer Coolidge is hilarious- "Best In Show" is one of my favorite movies- too bad I can't watch it, because my dog attacks the television when she sees the dogs...

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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 10:28am.

Jason Priestly was 39 last year!

Your face!

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:34am.

Oh la la...Jennifer is smoking hot!! Happy Birthday Sweetie!

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:30am.

i adore jennifer coolidge...

i adore luiz guzman too...

happy bday to them and all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...

Submitted by kacky on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:28am.

I heart Jennifer Coolidge.

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Don't dream it... BE it!

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Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:23am.

In honor of Ms. Coolidges birthday, I will now perform the "Bend and Snap"

☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻

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Submitted by elegantlady on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:08am.

Happy BDay to those hot bitches Jennifer C and Emma S.

Old hot sluts!

Happy BDay to the other sluts, too!

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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

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Submitted by ab on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:06am.

45? oookay.

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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.

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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 9:00am.

Happy Birthday, Jennifer! I LOVE YOU!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."

http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247

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Submitted by Emeriesan on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:54am.

Happy Rhapsody in White to Jennifer Coolidge

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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson

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Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:44am.

Happy Birthday Jennifer! I love you in "Best in Show."

Happy Birthday David Fincher, one of my favorite directors.

Good morning MK and dlisters ♥

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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:25am.

Happy B-Day to hot sluts Jennifer Coolidge and Scott Hamilton!

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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:20am.

Hoorah to Jennifer and Luiz!!!

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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K

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Submitted by DESIGNER GENES on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:17am.

Happy Birthday Jennifer and Ben Gazzarra!!!! I have a hard time believing Jennifer is only 45 (REALLY???) but I love her. Her role in Pooty Tang never gets old. Ben Gazzarra I love so much for his work with John Cassavetes and as the track suited divorcing dad in HAPPINESS. But a big birthday F.U. to Emma Samms. Messing up Dynasty. There could be ONLY ONE FALLON!

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:10am.

Hey, kmoldonado, while you are attempting to fix people up, Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos need cupid's intervention. Hop on that, will ya?

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:08am.

Ah, Emma Samms. The second Fallon Carrington Colby. Also of General Hospital. Mr. IV walks by and comments that he had the hots for her for about a week. Incidentally, she was also engaged to Marvin Hamlisch. Huh???

Happy BD also to Luis Guzman and Ben Gazzara.

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Yur sketti...I will haz it.

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Submitted by Silvara0428 on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:07am.

I want to be stifflers mom...
She's who I took all my cougar lessons from!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".

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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:05am.

Bad news for Ms. Coolidge: I thought that was a pic of Sally Kellerman!

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Submitted by The C word on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:03am.

Morning!

HB to Jennifer Coolidge, David Fincher, and Luis Guzman!

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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.

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Submitted by speakit on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:02am.

I don't care about any of your birthdays.. I HAVE CRAMPS.

Ok, Scott Hamilton, Happy B-Day! Back flip it bitch!

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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 8:00am.

yeah! stifflers mom...

happy birthday sluts

Submitted by kmoldonado on Thu, 08/28/2008 - 7:57am.

She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?