Thursday, August 28th 2008
Birthday Sluts
Jennifer Coolidge (45)
LeAnn Rimes (26)
Todd Eldredge (37)
Janet Evans (37)
Sherrie Austin (38)
Jack Black (39)
Jason Priestley (39)
Tom Fitzgerald (40)
Shania Twain (43)
David Fincher (46)
Emma Samms (48)
Scott Hamilton (50)
Luis Guzman (52)
Ben Gazzara (78)
Thanks, Sayonara!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
love Jennifer Coolidge, she was on Secret life of american teenager this week... playing a hooker!
Submitted by shandi on August 28, 2008 - 4:56pm.
Add two more names to the list. My hubby and I both turn 39 today, too!
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Happy Happy Birthday to you and yours. Woo Hoo
Virgos are in the house!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
Happy B'day Jennifer C! Love her.
Submitted by paris herpes on August 28, 2008 - 8:28am.
Jason Priestly was 39 last year!
Your face!
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Nope, YOU are wrong. Jason and Jack Black were born same day same year as me. And I'm 39 today.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Add two more names to the list. My hubby and I both turn 39 today, too!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Happy Birthday to all especially Yip in Newark.
Virgos are in the house!
"With six you get eggroll and no change" Darth Vader
I love Jennifer!
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Happy Birthday Shania!!! She's soo beautiful!!! What an idiot her ex-husband is!!!!
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*I used to Love Celebrities, now I just love to Hate them!*
Submitted by its six thirty ... on August 28, 2008 - 9:20am.
has anyone seen 'best in show'?
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Great movie!!!!
"Busy Bee! Busy Bee!"
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"I'm having a Chico's kind of day."
jennifer rocks man! woman always makes me laugh!
happy birthday jennifer. you hot slut. has anyone seen 'best in show'?
I'll thank you later with a sugar cookie and a Crisco handjob. MK
yes! i <3 Jennifer Coolidge!!! and Jack Black too? awesome!!
Luis Guzman is a great character actor. hilarity!
Happy Birthday Jennifer Coolidge, LOVED your surprise role on 'Secret Life of the American Teenager' the other night. You rock!!!
Happy birthday, Jennifer! I loved her in one of my fave movies, the great "Pootie Tang". The best is when she slapped the shit out of Pootie's friend to get the secret of his power, but I couldn't find that video.
So here's the un-shown trailer. Enjoy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flqAvJxgKJQ
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P.S. Happy B-Day Luis Guzman, Jack Black, and Emma Samms! And yummy Jason Priestly!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Go Jennifer! You're a hot bitch, gf!
*Handing speakit a big bottle of Advil and a heating pad, along with a hot cup of English breakfast tea.*
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"You don't remember the motorcycle gang? Doing the striptease in front of them at the bar? The iguana? Good God, man. Tell me you remember the iguana!"
Jason Priestley IS 39. I used to work for his first wife, while they were dating....they are the same age- a year older than me.
LOVE Luis Guzman! Ugly mofo, but great actor!
Jennifer Coolidge is hilarious- "Best In Show" is one of my favorite movies- too bad I can't watch it, because my dog attacks the television when she sees the dogs...
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Be kind to me, or treat me mean
I'll make the most of it, I'm an extraordinary machine
- Fiona Apple
Jason Priestly was 39 last year!
Your face!
Oh la la...Jennifer is smoking hot!! Happy Birthday Sweetie!
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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy
i adore jennifer coolidge...
i adore luiz guzman too...
happy bday to them and all the bday sluts...
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the world is great big old place for all of us to fuck up in it...
I heart Jennifer Coolidge.
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Don't dream it... BE it!
In honor of Ms. Coolidges birthday, I will now perform the "Bend and Snap"
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Happy BDay to those hot bitches Jennifer C and Emma S.
Old hot sluts!
Happy BDay to the other sluts, too!
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
45? oookay.
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Brain: Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Pinky: I think so Brain, but burlap chafes me so.
Happy Birthday, Jennifer! I LOVE YOU!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
http://www.myspace.com/dramaqueen365247
Happy Rhapsody in White to Jennifer Coolidge
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"Our business in life is not to succeed but to continue to fail in good spirits" RL Stevenson
Happy Birthday Jennifer! I love you in "Best in Show."
Happy Birthday David Fincher, one of my favorite directors.
Good morning MK and dlisters ♥
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Cada dia se aprende algo nuevo.
Happy B-Day to hot sluts Jennifer Coolidge and Scott Hamilton!
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She's not kidding. I'm gonna whip ya silly and I'm gonna fuck ya stupid.
Hoorah to Jennifer and Luiz!!!
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Blah...blah...blah...jack me off and pour me some lemonade. -Michael K
Happy Birthday Jennifer and Ben Gazzarra!!!! I have a hard time believing Jennifer is only 45 (REALLY???) but I love her. Her role in Pooty Tang never gets old. Ben Gazzarra I love so much for his work with John Cassavetes and as the track suited divorcing dad in HAPPINESS. But a big birthday F.U. to Emma Samms. Messing up Dynasty. There could be ONLY ONE FALLON!
Hey, kmoldonado, while you are attempting to fix people up, Jennifer Aniston and John Stamos need cupid's intervention. Hop on that, will ya?
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
Ah, Emma Samms. The second Fallon Carrington Colby. Also of General Hospital. Mr. IV walks by and comments that he had the hots for her for about a week. Incidentally, she was also engaged to Marvin Hamlisch. Huh???
Happy BD also to Luis Guzman and Ben Gazzara.
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Yur sketti...I will haz it.
I want to be stifflers mom...
She's who I took all my cougar lessons from!!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot".
Bad news for Ms. Coolidge: I thought that was a pic of Sally Kellerman!
Morning!
HB to Jennifer Coolidge, David Fincher, and Luis Guzman!
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Screws fall out all the time, the world's an imperfect place.
I don't care about any of your birthdays.. I HAVE CRAMPS.
Ok, Scott Hamilton, Happy B-Day! Back flip it bitch!
yeah! stifflers mom...
happy birthday sluts
She is my favorite. Just saw her personals ID on millionaires personals site """""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m"""""" yesterday. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she single again?