Aliens In Black
They came in from the night...........
Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes were out in NYC to see "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center last night. Don't ask me which alien robot is which. They are morphing into each other. It's only a matter of time before Stepford Katie is running around in platform sneakers, jumping on sofas, shouting "GLIB," and sniffing at Becks' crotch every chance she gets. It's fucking creepy. They probably have to wear name tags around the house because Suri gets confused all the time and calls Tommy Girl "momma" from time to time. Although, that's what John Travolta usually calls him so it works out.
Speaking of Suri, homegirl is probably covering her ears this morning, because Tommy Girl is prancing around singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" after watching South Pacific last night.
Here's more of Tommy Girl and his elderly alien robot doppelganger wearing their sunglasses at night. And do you think that when Tommy lets go of Katie's hand, an alien cries? Probably.
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Submitted by dementa on August 25, 2008 - 3:45am.
Noelegy, it's how people who are incapable of love imagine love to be.
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Brilliant words that touched me deeply.
It is funny, how those couples that truly love each other are always demure about showing off their feelings and trying to keep it private. Unlike those coples, without love, who always have to prove to everybody, that everything is "fine" with them, by overacting love. (I'm not talking of those, who are freshly in love.)
I'm happily married and we love each other truly and no one will ever see us holding hands or kissing on the streets. Ok, sometimes I can't help myself hugging him and he - grabbing my butt (or I'm his), but we do that only when we go for a walk in the forest, or just when no one sees us. When we among friends, we don't even bother talking to each other, we just sporatically make an eye contact.
All those couples, who play love on public very soon announce separation. That's like the first signs of divorce.
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They work faster.
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they are such weirdos. what a shame, his career is now a joke. i remember a time when Tom Cruise was a very cool and sought after actor, and people found Katie Holmes attractive, rather than a creepy rag doll that tom cruise keeps in his closet.
It was hard not to say something...I hope she was just reading it for some pseudo-shrink like advice, rather than signing her life away just to learn the secret of life is fucking aliens. Ohhhh I'd kick someone's ass if I paid that much to get THAT.
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Isn't Putin Grand?
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4088345.stm
I am an idiot for Vanity Fair, Angel. I love their articles and pictures of the "glamorous life". I am a label whore. Yet, i can't afford them...
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Submitted by vanyvrgs on August 24, 2008 - 11:58pm.
_Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:51pm
I read dianetics back in HS.... I still do not get why people that read it join scientology. It has some good points about self betterment,but you only need to spend 2.50 and buy a glamour for the same sappy advise.
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SO true! I read it in HS too and then threw it in the bonfire with all my other Cosmos and self-help books.
It was free tho - so that's prolly why I bothered in the first place.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
@Angel,
lololol. I can see this munckin saying moooooooooove in supermarket lines...
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:58pm.
Niteys Vany!
Goodnight, I love you all!____________________________________________
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_Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:51pm
I read dianetics back in HS.... I still do not get why people that read it join scientology. It has some good points about self betterment,but you only need to spend 2.50 and buy a glamour for the same sappy advise.
Niteys Vany!
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:51pm.
I saw someone reading Dianetics on the bus the other day. Ihad to fight back the urge to grab the book from her and run away.
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That's why kids are so great. My kid would have read that - or tried to - and then asked me: What's Dianetics, Mommy. and then I can say:
It's some dumb story that crazazy people read to make them more crazy:)
Ok, not really but I did teach her to say "Moo", nice and deep, whenever we get stuck in big long lineups:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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I saw someone reading Dianetics on the bus the other day. Ihad to fight back the urge to grab the book from her and run away.
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"Self-promotion, for me, is like going to the dentist" —Daniel Craig
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:47pm
There may be more intelligent beings out there in the universe but they laugh at Tommy Girl and her scientology sisters...
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:44pm.
Just imagine, travelling millions of light years just to get anal probed by Tom Cruise.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
These two asshats look like fools.
I totally believe that there are UFOs out there. If we are the smartest in the universe we ARE effing doomed.
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LOL that too. I would anniliate the earth if I traveled hundred's of light years to see Keeping up with the Kardashians and She Vadge, and Hedi Spencer.
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Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 24, 2008 - 11:38pm.
We'll never see them because they're looking for intelligent life.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
TV,
Sorry I had no idea your middle name was Flora...
OT: If Tommy can stay in CA while Katie is in rehearsals, then he has totally quit jumping on the couch.
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howdy all--I'm sure there are UFO's out there somewhere, but given the vastness of the universe, and the distance needed to travel, I doubt we'll ever see them.
OT: wish the olympics showed more other teams. I swear, the Pole I saw most was Mike Krzyzewski
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:34pm.
Without the helmet, the acorn impersonation would be missing something.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
That would not be a helmet if you condom could roll down, TV!
LOL
j/k
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HELL no! There's no such thing as PEACE!
We're just too lame for those guys, I'm sure.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I would love to think that there are UFOs out there for real. They must be peaceful or they would have taken over the Earth by now.
Oh, and don't you know you guys need to stay on topic which is, you know, Vladimir Putin.
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Do ya'll believe in UFOs??? Aliens is the topic...heeheehaahaa.
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Well, I only believe in alien beings who were thrown in volcanoes to dirty my ass and which require me to use to peen metal rods (and a lot of money) to get rid of them.
I must say that I like metal rods....
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
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Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
I like to believe that there may be life on other planets doing hood rat stuff, but I'm not so sure about UFO's....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:21pm.
You haven't heard why he always wears that little helmet.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:19pm.
Do ya'll believe in UFOs??? Aliens is the topic...heeheehaahaa.
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Yes! I see two of them coming at me in that picture! ARRRGGHHH!
Ok, they're not flying - but they could be! I've seen them do it!
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
@TV
I heard all the stories about your penis.. I am not askeered.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Do ya'll believe in UFOs??? Aliens is the topic...heeheehaahaa.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 11:16pm.
I'm not wearing any pants. No one is safe.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Extremely safe. We are almost a page two now...
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I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 10:58pm
Thank you. Don't got either but thank you. (smarts or snaky's)
And hello idiots!
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
hiding under blankie...is it safe here?
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Glad you stayed around I love posting with you. You gots the smarts and the snarkys in a knickers twist...lol.
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Rudeness is a weak man's imitation of strenght.
An Eye for an Eye Leaves Everybody Blind!
Save an animal in a shelter: Http://dogsindanger.com
Vany? Are you here??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo-dx35bCvc
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I think I saw her suit on the clearance rack at Sears. I think it was Sag Harbor brand.
These two are scary. I know she gets paid to look like him, but every once in awhile it would be nice if she rebelled.
Noelegy, it's how people who are incapable of love imagine love to be.
And who wants to start bets on how long it'll be before Katiebot is spotted with a sex-change bulge in her pants?
It seems that he holds her up, or just doesn't want to let her go. I don't know she's been looking sort of weak lately, like she's frail and is starving herself. They're weird...not sure I get them or anybody else does for that matter. As for the alien crying, one actually DIES when they're apart!
Their body language is so strange. I mean, I love my husband like crazy, but I'm capable of walking on my own. They always appear as though they'd wither and die without the other. And the whole dressing-alike thing...makes me think of a cartoon book I have called "The Seven Deadly Sins of Love." Dressing alike is SO deadly that it's listed twice!
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Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. --Dr. Seuss
How the fuck do they see with sunglasses on at night? SERIOUSLY... its ufcking dark dammit
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The war isn't working.
This week, Project Runway's Nina Garcia started pr for her fashion book in which she says only women of great style and self-confidence will wear tuxedos. Katie Holmes' stylist is obvious and pathetic.
Okay, so I know Nicole Kidman has had her smile lines photofacialed and some bits botoxed, but she still looks 35 years younger than this alien with a Catholic school boy blazer now to go with her priest boner sweet haircut.
Cute couple. They appear to be happy. But I saw his personal ID on wealthy men personals site""""""C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""" yesterday. What is he looking for on that site? Looking for sugarbabe?
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They must've stuck some pillows in his pants, because his "mom jeans" reveal nary a bulge.
And I wonder how long her pregnancy will be this time. Pregnancy doesn't magically happen the moment your tiny douche husband's craving for publicity demands it, so I wonder if they'll announce she's pregnant before she is.
Either that or they're doing the pre-Dragon Twins Je-Lo stunt of wearing clothes to deliberately make her look bulgy for cheap publicity.