Aliens In Black
They came in from the night...........
Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes were out in NYC to see "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center last night. Don't ask me which alien robot is which. They are morphing into each other. It's only a matter of time before Stepford Katie is running around in platform sneakers, jumping on sofas, shouting "GLIB," and sniffing at Becks' crotch every chance she gets. It's fucking creepy. They probably have to wear name tags around the house because Suri gets confused all the time and calls Tommy Girl "momma" from time to time. Although, that's what John Travolta usually calls him so it works out.
Speaking of Suri, homegirl is probably covering her ears this morning, because Tommy Girl is prancing around singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" after watching South Pacific last night.
Here's more of Tommy Girl and his elderly alien robot doppelganger wearing their sunglasses at night. And do you think that when Tommy lets go of Katie's hand, an alien cries? Probably.
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Whenever I see phtos of these two, I can't help thinking that Tommygay tells Katie,"..keep smiling and holding my hand or you'll never see Suri-bot again".
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I hope she is pregnant. At least she'll look like a woman instead of a (not much younger) version of TommyGirl.
2nd thumb-the two headed TKbot is done!
all Scios will be two headed, w/one body, but able to reproduce having all the right parts.
all will wear black, sunglasses(hides the x-ray vsion eyes)and laugh insanely without provocation.
(putting on my tin foil hat, blocks Xenu rays)
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Submitted by Little miss on August 24, 2008 - 4:00pm.
what's wrong with selebs wearing sunglases at night?
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I give them a pass on this. Those paplights are fucking annoying and I'd be wearing sunglasses if I were in their shoes too.
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Now I see why Stepford Katie wears baggy pants. She needs to scrunch down while wearing high heels in order for her and Tommy Girl to be the same height in the photos.
BTW: Why are they wearing such dark glasses at night? Are the neon lights of Broadway too much for them? Or, are they afraid of flashing tells when they lie to the paps?
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I didn’t say that it was your fault – I said that I was going to blame you.
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off topic but could be a xenu alert:
dont ya think it's "odd" that 3 people died where Dr Drew practices his sobriety shit? And wasn't he the same Dr who talked smack about Tommygirl? methinks I smell a rat........
...Tommy never lets go of Katie's 3 fingered hand or she'd try to "phone home"....
Submitted by Cuntylicious LeScrew on August 24, 2008 - 10:39pm.
craig's list, in the "free" section had a listing for an entire library of El Rubberd Hubberd books, with a big caption below it saying, " do not even ask me why or where I got these books" LMAO
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ROLFMAO! Anonymous rules!
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craig's list, in the "free" section had a listing for an entire library of El Rubberd Hubberd books, with a big caption below it saying, " do not even ask me why or where I got these books" LMAO
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i think katie holmes is slowly turning into tom cruise.... with her hair and her clothing. maybe that is the goal of scientology, you know, to look like tom cruise.
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"Aliens In Black" Title of Post
UFOs are On Topic!!! To anyone who feels like being the OTPolice, that position has already been filled...
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
I remember when these two first hooked up thinking.... they look like siblings! The same eye and hair color, simular complections, facial features very close, you name it. Maybe that's why Tommy is with her, it's like a girl version of himself! And being the "girl version" of Tommy, she wears clothes like his, cuts her hair short like his, and wears the same "demented" smile he does. It's almost like insest, watching these two!!!
BTW.......... love the nudie pic of Tommy...... Hard to believe he used to be sexy!!!
Living well is the best revenge.......
what's wrong with selebs wearing sunglases at night? Anyone could get blind after a week of paps' constant flash attacks! Just imagine - you walk at night and then someone blinds with a flash. You get shocked for a moment and can't see at all for a minute, standing there with stoopid expression... in 30 sec. pics reach gossip sites with a quote "someone's caught drunk" or smthng.
So, Noblesse oblige.
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Submitted by Little miss on August 24, 2008 - 3:50pm.
Fine, just don't call me anything worse, like a Pentecostal.
Submitted by mike on August 24, 2008 - 9:47pm.
If you're implying I have any interest in Scientology, you're an idiot.
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If you haven't got any sense of humor, hun - you're bigger idiot ;-)
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Agent J and Agent K: Report to MIB IMMEDIATELY!
-- Agent Zed.
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Agent Zed: Agent J has been neurolized by Xenu's minions.
-- Agent K.
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Agent K: Report to MIB alone. We'll work something out.
-- Agent Zed.
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Submitted by Little miss on August 24, 2008 - 3:44pm.
If you're implying I have any interest in Scientology, you're an idiot.
Submitted by mike on August 24, 2008 - 9:28pm.
I sort of believe in UFOs, or at least I want to. I think it's normal for humans to want to believe in something greater/more complex than themselves, and since I absolutely do not believe in God/a higher power, spirituality, or even one's soul, this is my thing.
My pet theory about UFO/aliens is that they're actually evolved humans from the future who've mastered time travel and are curious about their antecedents. Of course, I also realize that in a universe with no boundaries, there has to be intelligent life elsewhere.
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Did you reach "Clear" already, or are you still at the OT level ?
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Submitted by Dr. Destructo on August 24, 2008 -
I wish ANONYMOUS would abduct them and fly them away on the saucers from whence they came! Maybe they can do a remake of the Stepford Wives in the mean time!
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Wait a couple o'years, honey ;-)
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You sure know how to make friends, Leatherette.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
No wonder he looks so happy. He's managed to turn the "wife" into looking like a young man in less than three years. That has to be a record.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 3:24pm.
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Cool. You hit my fist hard with your face on that one, win-win. A post that screams political bait is EXACTLY the place to play the sensitivity card.
Praise Xenu!
-- and pass the new post ammunition.
Katie really needs to let her hair grow back. This look makes her look old.
Looking your age is fine, but Katie isn't even THIRTY!
This C0$ cult is sucking the life out of her.
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I sort of believe in UFOs, or at least I want to. I think it's normal for humans to want to believe in something greater/more complex than themselves, and since I absolutely do not believe in God/a higher power, spirituality, or even one's soul, this is my thing.
My pet theory about UFO/aliens is that they're actually evolved humans from the future who've mastered time travel and are curious about their antecedents. Of course, I also realize that in a universe with no boundaries, there has to be intelligent life elsewhere.
Yeah, remember your words. It's a gossip site, not be a fucking bitch to anyone that disagrees with you site. Your shit is absolutely insufferable, and on that note, I'm out.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 3:17pm.
Leatherette, shouldn't you be out doing cool people shit like getting drunk and slutting around?
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Hon, sugar. If I'm to believe that you're in a frail state of nerves due to a funeral, I really would suggest you stop riding my dick. Remember: It's just a gossip site.
-- AND Mr. President just adjusted his tinfoil hat, Line 1 is yours!
Thank you, Mr. President. Line 1 is now closed pending the Presidents return. Meanwhile, Senator McCain on Line 2 has a question regarding dog years versus light years as they pertain to regaining a candidate's youthful vitality.
Leatherette, shouldn't you be out doing cool people shit like getting drunk and slutting around? I mean, your life of fucking dudes left and right, puking on sidewalks and waking up with hangovers is so exciting, I can't imagine wasting a second of it.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Leatherette: Excuse me while I adjust my tin foil hat and I'll get back to your question.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh hell if the NSFW pic of Tommy is real..
For Chrissakes man do some trimming!
Your pubes look like a fucking doormat!
AND Mr. President is on Line 1, thank you for calling -- YOUR thoughts on Xenu's ties with the Council on Foreign Relations?
Submitted by Leatherette on August 24, 2008 - 2:56pm.
Aliens and UFOs are on topic for this post.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Oh Xenu! I don't think I can bear the thought of Stepford Bot having another 18 month pregnancy. Wonder whose services for that they used this time?
Also, WTF is with the sunglasses at night? Do they think they are Bono?
Oh dear, looks like someone might be pregnant (unless that jacket is ill fitting around the tummy)...
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if you put your thumb over his hair and glasses, he looks just like his mother. ewwww.
I'm ALWAYS seeing things in the sky that I cannot explain. I'm a fairly intelligent person, so I can recognize airplanes, helicopters, stars, planets, etc., etc. Most of the time I'm fascinated for about 2 minutes then I just ignore it, knowing that many people think I'm a nutjob anyway.
KD Lang has more balls & sausage on her period than this closet case ever will
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my grandmother has more meat than him
wow she is looking MANLY. he likes her like that.
this twinkie reminds me of dudes from highschool who would act all macho and shit, but after you punched once, they'd run away crying.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
KD Lang has more balls & sausage on her period than this closet case ever will.
woops- I meant "where is his hose now?"
This pic is probably fake, but...
Tom Cruise naked (NSFW)
http://hecangetit.com/images/img_922.jpg
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haha! I have a question- were is his hose now?
I love UFO shit, I was watching that on the history channel friday, about locker 41 or whatever number it is.
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"what're you still doing here? Didn't I tell you to go home and fuck your mother?"
Submitted by kicking on August 24, 2008 - 2:30pm.
Found one! Found a reference to Tom Cruise's bulge on google..
In regard to a movie review for Magnolio's, the critic was making fun of the Director's obsession with penises:
"And did you happen to see Tom Cruise's bulge in his underwear when he was undressing? It looked like he had boulders where his sack should have been"
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eh, his fluffer boi worked overtime in that one
This pic is probably fake, but...
Tom Cruise naked (NSFW)
http://hecangetit.com/images/img_922.jpg
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Found one! Found a reference to Tom Cruise's bulge on google..
In regard to a movie review for Magnolio's, the critic was making fun of the Director's obsession with penises:
"And did you happen to see Tom Cruise's bulge in his underwear when he was undressing? It looked like he had boulders where his sack should have been"
Submitted by kicking on August 24, 2008 - 7:20pm.
how come the troll has no bulge? never. not once. ever.
I just tried googling tom cruise's bulge and nothing came up.
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He's probably a eunuch...
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by kicking on August 24, 2008 - 2:20pm.
how come the troll has no bulge? never. not once. ever.
I just tried googling tom cruise's bulge and nothing came up.
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he's finally triumphing in his relentless quest to be as manly as the average yuppie lez.
I think he is hot, always has.
how come the troll has no bulge? never. not once. ever.
I just tried googling tom cruise's bulge and nothing came up.