Aliens In Black
They came in from the night...........
Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes were out in NYC to see "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center last night. Don't ask me which alien robot is which. They are morphing into each other. It's only a matter of time before Stepford Katie is running around in platform sneakers, jumping on sofas, shouting "GLIB," and sniffing at Becks' crotch every chance she gets. It's fucking creepy. They probably have to wear name tags around the house because Suri gets confused all the time and calls Tommy Girl "momma" from time to time. Although, that's what John Travolta usually calls him so it works out.
Speaking of Suri, homegirl is probably covering her ears this morning, because Tommy Girl is prancing around singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" after watching South Pacific last night.
Here's more of Tommy Girl and his elderly alien robot doppelganger wearing their sunglasses at night. And do you think that when Tommy lets go of Katie's hand, an alien cries? Probably.
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Looks like Katie is sporting an orb on her blazer.
Either that or it's massive barley dandruff.
Or a far-flung Wino coke booger.
what the fuh is katie wearing?!? i gave outfits like this too. in college. 20 years ago. from goodwill. for six dollars. gah.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on August 24, 2008 - 12:56pm.
I keep trying, however...
words truly cannot express how sick I am of these two bitches.
I wish Suri was an orphan.
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I think she might be for real -- if she's not Chris Klein's kid, she probs is a Scieno Sea org/slave bio baby and her real parents may have been, um, silenced permanently.
These two are STILL the only post? Noooooo
MK please, anything is better than these two! *coughxtinacough*
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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
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"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Katie can only smile when TomBitch is around, it's a Scieno wifie commandment.
... and you can see more shit clearly at night, WOW, fascinating off/t convos again, thanks thread whores, mean it, love ya ^_^
Senshima, exactly! I can barely see anything in the city, but when you drive out to the country where houses can be a few miles apart and there are no streetlights, you can see anything and everything -- even really high altitude planes -- in the night sky.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:39pm.
What they do not realize is that big cities put out so much light pollution that it is hard to see anything...even stars.
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Exactly why I bothered to look at the stars at all. My apartment's in a little pocket of darkness. There are not too many places in the city you can see stars so I try to appreciate my little space when I can.
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Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
When it comes to aliens, we are definitely more interesting than Katie and Tom!
Seriously, everyone blames the backwoods rubes for seeing alien spacecraft. What they do not realize is that big cities put out so much light pollution that it is hard to see anything...even stars.
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See what the government thinks, scramble F15s?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unGZg0wq6vA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pawTzpNKW4&feature=related
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Watch Destination Truth. The guy is HYSTERICAL. Anyhoo, he went searching for Mothman last year. It was some freaky shit!
Is this a method acting technique to get into some siamese twin acting role? Katie will have to crouch down to play the hunch-back twin, however.
Ugh, don't get me started on the media's take on UFOs, with the stupid X-files theme and the little green men jokes. So obvious that they try to brainwash the public into thinking anyone who sees UFOs is a crazy hillbilly. In fact, half the people I know have seen something in the sky they can't explain. I believe if you open your eyes, you will see them for yourself. All it takes is one night of watching a clear sky, and I almost promise you'll see something. They're out there all the time.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
They are BORING! They have become the same person and that person is DULL. I wish there spacecraft would come and take them away. I'm sure they would find the experience "Amazing". Snooze.....
Haha Bradi, I coined the term West Vagina! ;) I have to live in these vaginal folds, so at least gimme that.
As for the mothman, it's supposedly bad luck to talk about him, or write about him, so be cautious! I'd search for the "mothman curse" if you wanna know more.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
OMG Deb - don't get me started:
I like this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9XC1HwlGDM&feature=related
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Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
West Vagina,
MOUNTAIN MOMMA
Take me home..
kate reminds me of a stroke victim with that wonky smile of hers.
I believe there's life out there, and it's absurd to think that in all the universe there's just one inhabited planet with a sentient species.
But I sure as hell don't believe in the Galactic Overlord dumping aliens into volcanoes. And who knows if aliens've ever gotten out to where WE live? Seen some UFOs though, and heard some freaky-ass mechanical noises in the woods where no machines are.
Oh, and these two are getting creepier all the time. It's weird to contemplate that a decade ago she was a squeaky clean albeit untalented teen star, and he was considered to be a timeless endearing leading-man. Ah, what a little bipolar ranting can do for one's reputation.
The Mothman is in West Vagina, just sayin'....
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
TO Angel and Semsi,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo-dx35bCvc
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Take me home...country road...
To the place...where I belong....
I love that song. It's just about as close as I get to religion.;p
I've never even seen West Virginia lol.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I live in West Virginia, but most of my "sightings" have been on drives with the up to Pennsylvania at night. The latest one was here though.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Sandbitch on August 24, 2008 - 12:55pm.
They look like LEGO.
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Haha!
They DO! Or those Fisher Price people.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
I keep trying, however...
words truly cannot express how sick I am of these two bitches.
I wish Suri was an orphan.
'Heaux Confessionals'
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They look like LEGO.
Sensi,
What part of the world are you in?
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
Angel, I have seen UFOs at least five times! As in serious shit that cannot be explained, from triangular, silent, huge craft (which I tend to think are military), to anomalous balls of light that "blink in and blink out", do fucked up acrobatics all over the skies, to a fucking BARREL SHAPED CRAFT "rolling" through the sky in broad daylight. Something is out there, trust me. If you look for it, you will see it.
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http://www.myspace.com/rainbowsrule
I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 12:42pm.
Deb, just a few weeks ago I was sitting by my window at night, chain smoking and (haha) reading DListed, when I saw a moving pink ball of light outside the window.
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FUCK. OFF. Just 2 days ago I was sitting on my balcony just a lookin at the stars when I saw one star fucking MOVING! I kid you not - I watched it for so long - I changed positions, refocussed my eyes...I could see it in juxtaposition to 2 other stars...it was kinda moving like a fly, tho not quite as fast - one way then the other, "up" and then "down"... and I was trying to understand becuz it would be so far away, you know?....I tried to film it but I have the shittiest camera to begin with. And then I thought - now I can't tell anyone cuz they'll think I'm nuts. So I'll tell you:)
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
If they do visit they see a world torn apart...sadness. Maybe we can get them to take GWB with them in a good faith measure...
There are many credible sources out there who say they have seen spacecraft. Nobody wants to believe it because they think we are sooooo effing smart here. If we were smart, we would learn to live as one and kick the crap out of the warmongers just for shits and giggles....
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Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 12:38pm.
I agree with that. There are hundreds of billions of galaxies out there and each one has hundreds of billions of stars. Even if the chance of intelligent life evolving on another planet is one in a trillion, it exists. Whether we have been visited by them though, I'll believe it when I see it.
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I just read a stupid report on AOL that they're separating. What's the scoop, MK?
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'Cause we all just wanna be big rock stars
And live in hilltop houses driving fifteen cars...
-Nickelback, "Rockstar"
Deb, just a few weeks ago I was sitting by my window at night, chain smoking and (haha) reading DListed, when I saw a moving pink ball of light outside the window. Terror came over me even though I had seen UFOs before and not had that reaction. I shut the blinds in the living room and ran to bed, looked out the window, and the thing popped into view out of nowhere. I had a fucking panic attack and a half and my fiance would NOT wake up. I don't know if it's military, something from another planet, or whatever, but I seriously get the feeling that those things KNOW what you are thinking. I have other examples but I rarely talk about these things unless with friends who have witnessed shit with me, because I'm fully aware that a lot of people are more than willing to brand me as a fucking nutcase for sharing these experiences.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Hekki, Katie doesn't have SHIT on Zbornak!
lol
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-Officer Keith Breiner, Beaumont Police Officer
What the FRIG??? These crazy town inhabitants are creeping me out BIG TIME.
I do believe that there are other forms of life out there. To think we are the only planet that evolved is kind of egocentric. I am on the fence as to whether or not we have been visited.
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
I don't know if I believe in "aliens from another planet" visiting Earth, but I sure as shit believe in UFOs and that shit is scary. I've had lots of "paranormal" encounters with various weird shit in my life, many of them witnessed by someone that was with me at the time as well. "Shadow people", UFOs, and poltergeist activity...I have seen all of that shit.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Submitted by angel_i: "Like I said yesterday: Who are we kidding? She's not miserable (not consciously anyway), she thinks she's the shit."
You are absolutely 100% right.
Ditto what mike said, unless you are Cory Hart, you aren't allowed to wear your sunglasses at night.
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Todo el rato que está enojado, pierde de estar contento.
Hey Katie! Dorothy Zbornak called...
Submitted by PSL on August 24, 2008 - 12:29pm.
I didn't buy her first performance as that though Socky.....did you?
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She was really stretching her "acting" abilities and that's all she'll be known for. Kind of pathetic to put yourself out there as a fake wife with a fake husband having a fake baby. She couldn't even pull that off, but that's all she's got. And she's probably gonna do it again...much to our dismay.
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More ways DLISTED is taking over my life:
There was an article in the paper this morning talking about how many more people believe in aliens and life on other planets, I immediately thought, hmmmm, these people must know about Tommy Girl.
And I thoroughly expected to see his fug mug as an artists rendering of what the aliens must look like.
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Madolyn: What do you expect coming in here?
Billy Costigan: I have to come here.
Madolyn: I know you have to come here, but now that you're here, what do you want?
Billy Costigan: You want the truth? Valium.
Oy! I can only see one thumb but I think she hides her hands cuz she's a nail biter.
Like I said yesterday: Who are we kidding? She's not miserable (not consciously anyway), she thinks she's the shit.
♥ ThreadKilla! / Lean Like a Chola / She's a Lady.
Don't get sticky, Madonna fans!
Her body English SCREAMS "I hate this little Fucker, how could I have married this troll????"
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You put a Minch on me!!!
I (((hearts)))) Mrs. K and Minch
FINALLY!!!!
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on August 24, 2008 - 9:27am.
She'll flop on stage and appear once again playing the role of the pregnant, devoted Scieno wife. It will be one of her best performances yet.
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I didn't buy her first performance as that though Socky.....did you?
heehee
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"If you are asking if I had an orgasm, yes. It was a job, sir, I didn't have pleasure doing this. I was paid to do it" (undercover with prostitutes)
-Officer Keith Breiner, Beaumont Police Officer
She looks like a damn bug with those sunglasses on.
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Dick happens! - MK
She'll flop on stage and appear once again playing the role of the pregnant, devoted Scieno wife. It will be one of her best performances yet.
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If Katie was actually pregnant there would be no way TG would let her work and risk the pregnancy. He would have her chained in the COS center brainwashing the baby in utero. I wonder who the father is this time?
Anyway, it seems this bitch can only dress and smile when Tom is around. I guess that is what she gets paid for.
A pair of wankers, for sure!
MK! How could you not mention those shoes and that purse? Maybe you are still in shock and have blocked it out...I'll say something for you......HIDEOUS!!!! They even make me forgive the rolled jeans thing.
They make my skin crawl. I wish they'd disappear already.
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