Aliens In Black
They came in from the night...........
Tommy Girl and Katie Holmes were out in NYC to see "South Pacific" at Lincoln Center last night. Don't ask me which alien robot is which. They are morphing into each other. It's only a matter of time before Stepford Katie is running around in platform sneakers, jumping on sofas, shouting "GLIB," and sniffing at Becks' crotch every chance she gets. It's fucking creepy. They probably have to wear name tags around the house because Suri gets confused all the time and calls Tommy Girl "momma" from time to time. Although, that's what John Travolta usually calls him so it works out.
Speaking of Suri, homegirl is probably covering her ears this morning, because Tommy Girl is prancing around singing "I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair" after watching South Pacific last night.
Here's more of Tommy Girl and his elderly alien robot doppelganger wearing their sunglasses at night. And do you think that when Tommy lets go of Katie's hand, an alien cries? Probably.
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Methinks TC is going to kick Katie to the curb, just like he did with Kidman. I think whenever the rumors get too strong about split they get together for photo ops....
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Uh oh, a throw pillow under her blazer? Looks like there's a new little bundle of Xenu joy incubating in a tube on a distant planet, waiting to be flown home to Tommy Girl and KateBot!
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
You don't wear sunglasses at night. Period. Doing so is utter foolishness.
Is she pregnant? I have heard rumors that she is - there is another recent picture where she looks like she has a small bump - but look at this picture from the group above:
http://www.dlisted.com/node/27902/images/spl45598_002.jpg
She looks preggo!
I am certain she must be drugged
Katie's sun glasses don't sit properly, they're too high and make her look like one of those dressed-up wonky real life dolls. Urrghhh...I guess that's what she is to Tom. :)
* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*
I wish ANONYMOUS would abduct them and fly them away on the saucers from whence they came! Maybe they can do a remake of the Stepford Wives in the mean time!
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Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats-H.L. Mencken
Submitted by Sensimina on August 24, 2008 - 9:48am.
The reason for the smiles and the sunglasses at night? PILLS, lot's of 'em. Katie is totally hooked on painkillers.
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That would be the only reasonable explanation. Not all the money in the world would make me smile next to this freak. I would have to turn into a pill popping bot as well.
Wonder why they're never seen with Posh and Becks anymore? I guess the Beckhams' grew tired of Tom's proselytizing.
The reason for the smiles and the sunglasses at night? PILLS, lot's of 'em. Katie is totally hooked on painkillers.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.