Tranny Blow Up Doll Or Xtina?
The always reclusive Tranny Clown left her bat baby at home to perform for a bunch of rich skanks at the launch party of Trump Dubai in Los Angeles last night. And by "perform" I mean she probably did her usual butt fuck yodeling while waving her hands in the air like a crazy homeless lady trying to flag the bus.
I've noticed that Xtina almost never closes her mouth! In her defense, I think it's dangerous. If her lips even touch a little bit, the massive amounts of red paint plastered all over them will get stuck together. She would have to make an emergency dash to urgent care and that would be fucking embarassing!
By the way, in the 7th thumbnail below, the water bottle got stuck to her smackers. It took three busboys, a couple of bodyguards, a few gallons of nail polish remover and a bottle opener to pry it loose.
Wireimage,Wenn
I wonder how long it took *them* to get her in that dress. With that said, I wish I was there to hear her sing. I haven't heard anything from her since Back to Basics.
blah blah blah Christina can sing her butt off and you people can't
I fuckin hate her. Her 'music' and 'voice' are both horrid. She over sings EVERYTHING just like a white version on Beyonce. She looks like she is shoved and tied into that dress to the point of explosion. One of the most overrated 'talents' in the 'music industry'. She is so unoriginal its mind numbing. Who is she and what does SHE stand for? All I see is a big void of nothingness filled with whatever kind of bullshit she thinks will sell. Just another poser among posers (Rihanna and Gwen Staffani also top the poser list) its pathetic.
I can't help but wonder how bad it must be under all this body and face paint for her to believe this is an improvement.
Submitted by Little miss on August 25, 2008 - 5:33am.
http://www.exposay.com/jennifer-aniston-has-the-best-legs/v/2960/
make that 2:
http://celebrity.lovetoknow.com/Celebrity_Legs
3:
http://intogossip.blogspot.com/2006/11/best-and-worst-celebrity-legs.htm...
I could care less about her but I knew I had seen her in some of these stupid leg lists. Yes, she did not win first and I do not have time to look for more lists....
All that am saying is that she has a perfectly fine body, Madonna on the other hand.... ___________________________________________
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Why does she continue to shamelessly rip of the fashions of yesteryear in both her music and styling?
There is nothing original about her act.
Oh, and 'Candyman' is only topped by recent efforts by Madonna and Avril Lavigne. I don't expect to hear these pop tarts reciting Goethe when I turn on the radio, but come on, can't they come up with something that doesn't involve the phrase "He's a one-stop shop, makes the panties drop."?
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Are we sure Xtina has not passed on and her final request was to be embalmed standing up holding a bottle of her nasty perfume? - DivasGone
Christina performing "At Last" at the Trump Party
http://www.brightcove.tv/title.jsp?title=1749425809
She sounds fantastic!
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And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by idiots drive me loco on August 25, 2008 - 1:35am.
she looked gorgeous as a redhead in the Candyman video.
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I loved her and that white Dior suit in Candyman! But it was heavily photoshopped to make her look thinner.
@vanyvrgs - concerning her legs - they have been always ugly, it has nothing to do with pregnancy! They are not only O-shaped, but also very unfortunately built and she forbids to picture her from the front because of that. She was on the lists for nice legs??? Show me one plz.
We all have something on our body that we don't like, but smart women hide it. Xtina is truing to boost up her superficial self-counciousness by promoting her worst sides, which is quite unfortunate of her. She might have learned to embrace her fugly legs, but they are still looking fugly as hell to others.
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I think she is a hottie,so so sexy!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
i do not understand why she wears so much makeup...what is she hiding?
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Submitted by angel_i on August 24, 2008 - 9:01pm
I'm sure her hubby is used to that face...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by Team Valtrex on August 24, 2008 - 9:48pm.
Why's her mouth shaped like that? Ohhhh, nevermind.
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Yeah - I guess it's for the bottle.
Nothing like a little advertising to keep 'em wanting more...
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What color/brand is that red lipstick she is sporting?????? LOVE IT!
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Why's her mouth shaped like that? Ohhhh, nevermind.
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Peter: Whoa, Lois, look at you, you look like Britney Spears. Except you're not a fat guy.
Wow, forgive me for all those typos; I think I got caught up in what I was talking about, DA. I agree with you; I try not to look at people while they eat but that's more because I HATE when people watch me eat. It makes me very self conscious.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by boomsy on August 24, 2008 - 8:43pm.
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While at any formal social gathering, I tend to not look too closely at people's eating habits while at my table. I have a feeling I would lose my appetite. I will dialogue, but look over their shoulder when responding. lol
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 25, 2008 - 1:37am.
Who the fuck takes their kid to a nightclub?
Unless by nightclub, you mean chuck-e cheese.
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Ooohhh,you think Max went with her.
Wrong. "With Family" meant that she was with Jordan's family (his brother) and her sister.
Max was at home.
Christina hasn't been seen out with Max that much - there was NYC, when she carried him into a hotel. Then there the GREAT shots of the back of his head, when Christina & Jordan were getting on a plane & then he went to Kingston's bday party, oooh & Christina took him to a childrens party in June (That was sooooo cute, he was trying to eat her hair! lol)
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Submitted by dead-actress on August 25, 2008 - 1:37am.
It's Hedy Lamarr. Notice the use of red lipstick? It's my favorite avie.
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*googles* She's beautiful. I can see why.
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Submitted by dead-actress on August 24, 2008 - 7:34pm
'Tina looks like a bottle sucker to me (i.e. one of those people who can't drink out of a bottle without sucking on it until it collapses), which would explain a lot. I'm sure I'm not beauty eating or drinking, but drinking out of a bottle shouldn't be as hard as people make it. My mom doeos that and it drives me insane from all the noise it makes and then she gets all winded from sucking the life out the bottle...
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 8:32pm.
I have to say, I don't know the who the woman is your avvie is, but she has a stunning face.
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It's Hedy Lamarr. Notice the use of red lipstick? It's my favorite avie.
Who the fuck takes their kid to a nightclub?
Unless by nightclub, you mean chuck-e cheese.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Submitted by boomsy on August 24, 2008 - 8:31pm.
Sorry if this comment upsets anyone, but I mean it in all seriousness: that pic of Christina drinking out of the water bottle is frightening.
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Makes you wonder if we all look like that when we drink out of a water bottle. I've seen people stick out their tongue (like a giraffe) before quenching their thirst on a bottle. Weird. I'm sticking to straws and a glass. lol
Submitted by dead-actress on August 25, 2008 - 1:27am.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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Hello, pretty girl! For some reason, despite the makeup issues or whatever, I like that avie of Xtina. *wink*
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Hey!
Thanks! :0)
I have to say, I don't know the who the woman is your avvie is, but she has a stunning face.
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Sorry if this comment upsets anyone, but I mean it in all seriousness: that pic of Christina drinking out of the water bottle is frightening.
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 8:17pm.
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Hello, pretty girl! For some reason, despite the makeup issues or whatever, I like that avie of Xtina. *wink*
I hate this woman's style and the fact that she wears 20 pounds of makeup and looks like a clown (no offense Angel i), but she has a beautiful voice. And for those complaining about her legs... wtf? Before her pregnancy she was on a bunch of lists for having great legs, they are not bad.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on August 25, 2008 - 12:53am.
With Jordan and family?
To a nightclub?
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Have you not heard about having fun?
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Tranny Blow Up Doll Or Xtina?
Please. Blow up dolls look more natural -- Xtina obviously.
With Jordan and family?
To a nightclub?
Uh-huh.
I still don't like her, and guess what? No-one's changing my mind.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
whateva her looks, this girl can sing. she nailed lady marmalade like no other
the paparazzi are worthless. how the hell can't they get a picture of Christina without the clown paint on her face??? now...that would be scary...
hey paparazzi, that's your million dollar shot!!!
Christina's last five club nights...
August 13 - At The Roxy Theatre In Hollywood With Jordan & Rachel
July 13 - AAt The Hyde Lounge In Hollywood With Jordan & Jeri
June 27 - At The Crown Bar Nightclub In Hollywood With Jordan & Family
June 17 - At The Hyde Lounge In Hollywood With A Friend
May 29 - Leaving The Abbey Nightclub In LA With Jordan
What a party animal! I mean, she parties everyday!! lmao!
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Let's all talk about how pretty she is, since that's all that matters to you fucking people.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
she looked gorgeous as a redhead in the Candyman video.
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Submitted by DeeDee on August 24, 2008 - 9:58pm.
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on August 24, 2008 - 3:10pm.
Awww, I'm thinking these thoughts for ya girl too, DAE. :)
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Thanks DeeDee!! :0)
~♥~And, I , I close my eyes
And, I kiss that frog
Each time finding
The more boys I meet the more I love my dog~ The More Boys I Meet, Carrie Underwood~♥~
"When he [Max] laughs, it just lights up my whole world" ~ Christina Aguilera
Looks like Christina is trying to reclaim her throne since Aubrey O'Day's been slutting around and looking like her...
**Editted; someone forgot how to spell throne**
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"Someday we'll all be gone but lullabies go on and on...they never die, that's how you and I will be..." -Billy Joel
I think she is beautiful, tranny clown makeup & all. She can pull it off:)
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Am I getting old or is the supermarket playing great music?
She's not as orange looking as before, since she's had the baby she's laid off the tanning because it affects the breast milk or whatever. She's still a tranny clown mess though and the first pic she looks like a blow-up doll with her mouth all open and shit. She must have a hundred layers of make-up on too!
Your face!
She's not horrible, but she isn't the best singer in the world.
Personally, I'd rather shove a nail file up my ass than listen to hear her screeching melodramatically like a wounded animal.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I must be nuts, the makeup looks like her usual stuff, hair looks OK to me, the dress is so so, love the shoes.
This girl has a set of pipes like no other. Strangely, she doesn't sing songs that highlight that fact.
She looks beautiful and sexy. I saw her profile on milllionaire&celeb personals site """"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m""""""last week. It is said she is dating young billionaire on that site.
A shame this obnoxious, sanctimonious hosebag isn't scrutinized for being a bad mother because she lost all her baby weight and didn't shave her head bald.
If she wasn't pretty, people would have gotten on her ass a long time ago.
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
Thanks Deb! xoxox
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
Deb,
You mean the ones we posted on the Vadge thread? I haven't posted on this thread till now. Here is the last post from me regarding DAE from that thread:
Submitted by radio siren on August 24, 2008 - 1:53pm.
Submitted by DebFrmHell on August 24, 2008 - 1:44pm.
Yeah, Deb, I remember thinking it was really weird because I have never seen her post so, um...violently?...to anyone else since then. Maybe that was a turning point for her because I remember her being more rabid in her defense of Xtina before she attacked me, and then much more passive since. I'd be inclined to think she was trying to change if she hadn't posted what she did to me just now. That sort of emphasized her true nature. But I agree, it may have been a bad day. God knows I have those too!
And you have an amazing memory! I know some posters defended me then, I just couldn't remember who they were.
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The sad thing is, Xtina might actually pull that makeup off if she wasn't fucking orange. Are celebs too retarded to know that they photograph really orange due to the fake tan, or do they see so many orange people they come to think it's the norm? Either way, in the real world, that shit looks ridiculous.
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I know you're watching over us, Pap. I love you, I miss you already.
Dammit MK...that's enough from you pal! I will not listen to your merciless slashing of my Latina MILFy
fantasy.How am I supposed to visualize:
"LATINA MILF HOLES POLISHING BLACK SOUL POLES"
-the dvd-
...when you keep labeling her "Tranny Clown"?!
Just for that...ANDERSON COOPER has a 3incher.
So there bucko.Sweet dreams.
APHID!
Happy Belated Birfday! Hope you have had a great weekend!!!!
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@RadioSiren,
Look down this thread. There are a lot of comments that we made with DAE, Little Miss and they are all gone. WTF?
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Yikes. Her hair sucks ass.
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"I still think we should find a way to let Brangelina know that there are people out here who love them and want to wish them all the best… I wanna write a poem like some other people did but I’m not that smart. "
4 years past due in need of a new look.
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